How to act like Kristen Stewart, Bella in Twilight

[TheZeptoGaming]

IM LAUGING LIKE HELL UHH YEE OOOOO

[baahhhFATALITY11]

She sounds like she's having an orgasm from gasping. I actually got somewhat excited by her constant gasping.......O_O

[baahhhFATALITY11]

Constant breathing/gasping, blinking, emotionless look on her face, and overall-blandness. That's bella for ya.

[NinjaVenom3]

This made me feel short of breath.

[ScarletMai]

she just needs a cock in her mouth

[JessicaOBrien123]

I'm actually crying from laughing

[candy4725331]

Holy shit guys... I think I'm Bella O_O

[00Apex00]

Press any number to hear Kristen Stewart breathe...

[kinkykatification]

....so ya thats it just a vid of k sew breathing

creepy much

[conversecolors13]

Don't forget about the excessive blinking!!!!! the non-stop batting of her eyes even when she's not around edward :P

[Xxmilkshake202xX]

mouth breather

[odetotheminorchord]

She might have anxiety problems...

[Womyn]

like "Palin's Breath" ... but with less facial movement

[korabooyahtribe]

fuck shes annoying.

[ShowdownBlamBlam]

lol it sounds like porn

[choosemyheart]

I literally have no words for this. Neither does she.

lmao.

[phuckstick16]

Someone could actually Howcast this

[24Pianist]

Slowly deflating...

[SosoPwns]

It's not healthy to hold in your sneezes.

[Bloodbreakfast]

ahhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh ah!

[jodwai]

What is she gonna do in the next film? vampires don't need to breath...

[DeathForRomance]

@jodwai Thanks for putting those thoughts in my head... Another Twilight piece of shit is the last thing we need.

You know, I actually once talked to a girl who said she had an Edward Cullen dildo. Just walked away..... Never saw her again. (Thank God)

[SpamLizzo]

Masterfully done,. Now we need the excessive blinking, eye spasms, and blank stare editions so we can really act like Kristin.

[danalynnhoffman]

Wow, she's breathing, god forbid.

[chany0789]

wtf!!! this vid was playing while i was surfing the web, had no idea it was just kstew breathing. thats really bad...

[privategramcracker01]

Breath taking!

[TheSamee]

I find this easy to masturbate to.

[DeathForRomance]

@TheSamee Too bad you can't Thumbs down more than once... That joke is way too old.

[sopitaa]

worst actress i've seen in Hollywood..

[bloodyrubendario]

she knows how to breath :P

[Humour132]

Bella breathes.

Take a shot.

[ThomasConcha]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

[perfectjeans]

This just sounds like the longest sex scene in a movie.

[dreameroftheblue]

@perfectjeans DAMMIT I CAN'T UN-HEAR IT D:

[Pupixario]

nose full of cum ?

[devila1980]

hahhah breathe with open mouth all the time, make tics on your face and voila, you are next Kristen Stewart! :)

[DeathForRomance]

@devila1980 You know... I'd honestly rather watch a Jim Carey action(Highlander, Street Fighter, Braveheart, things like that for an example of things for him to play in.) film than anything with the name "Kristen Stewart" on it.

[TacoXX19]

i got to 47 till i finally gave up on counting the breaths per scene. Damn how is she not out of breathe??

[serpentcharmer]

Breathing is what she does in her daily life , what she actually calls acting is gasping!

[moonjulia1988]

that´s her way to act, and show me one person who doesn´t need to breathe

[MissusNorris]

@moonjulia1988 it IS her way to act. it just sucks. And everyone must breath, thanks for pointing out the obvious... but Bella doesn't breath. Her face like convulses.

[shayneissexy20130]

i think u NEED TO FUCKING BREATH

[MissusNorris]

@shayneissexy20130 your face doesn't need to have a seizure though.

[ayoia]

ppl ! this doesnt sound right ! :D

[MintKurotaki]

My mother thought I was watching porn.

[dinosaurxxx6]

@MintKurotaki My mother too She was like What are you watching xD

[ellimacliebtoznerol6]

Hillarious. Edited very well!

[toba122]

If she keeps that up, a booger's gonna fly outta her nose.

[nycolbebraddy]

id love to get paid for being a talentless snob

[kikikyami]

its sounds like porn if you take the picture away..

[revolrtol]

this is just GREAT xD

[MeganMcK4927]

lolz i love this!!!!

[Sanala23]

hahahahahahahahah!!!!! omg....she's so bad

[glitt3rmeee51499]

sounds just like "stuff"

[JKost18]

huh....

[TheAquagoddess]

Tah I'm totally gunna use this at school. Hah

[emocoon5]

omg so true



[UWLurker]

stop whining bitch !! x_x

[NSCGalaxy]

Worst porn ever,,,o__o

[TheWinterWaterSong]

I love when she was on the phone from 1:11 to 1:15. That made me fall out of my chair laughing.

[MenenLuna]

Lmfao! xD

[Eliindaaa]

You made Bella and Edward exactly! :D :D Perfect, I am laughing :D :D

[JustbeinaDaphne]

sniff over here sniff over there sniff sniff sniff everywhere!!

[bisnonnocanapa]

it was very funny, until i realized she get paid maybe 1000 dollars at breathe....

[Vadamur]

@bisnonnocanapa lol yeah xD

[marihuana141]

Breathing is important, people

[NyxSeiren]

@marihuana141 Being asthmatic is a serious condition, however. She should get that checked.

[Vosbraka]

@marihuana141 especially during Sex....

[sweetcathy921]

this is funny hahahhaa

[WiebkeBukkake]

LOL

[Becsta17]

Bitch, stop breathing in so much oxygen!

[lachomation]

It sounds like they're doing something very wrong...Pooping! I went that far

[6flgslover]

@PUTS31 Ohhhhh dammn that wuz kinda wrong but its true she has an odd gasping problem XD

[hbkyodaime]

nice one, go ahead and finish all the oxygen

[mais4u]

can almost masturbate to this

[stylincowgirl1]

ok wow

[aenigmatite37]

She's got hiperventilating issues!!!!I bet that she have always a brown paper bag in her purse,for just in case.

[gaozhi2007]

I bet she likes his cold wet thing...

[SugarRainer]

I bet she sucks good.... 

[FridaysMaskedMan]

God, this girl is a vacuum -_____-

[AussieUFOHunter]

Man she breathes a lot .

[IamwhatIam5335]

How does she not hyperventilate from all that excessive breathing?

[laughtnerlove206]

that can get annoying :P

[ive4g10how2fly]

It's not just Twilight, it's EVERY movie she's in.

[TaylahRebecca]

@ive4g10how2fly because shes just awkward as fuck, shes an awkward person ;p

[ShaneSaysMeh]

Her awkwardness makes her hot XD

[xXevvvXx]

i do that when im imbbressssst.

[lovegun9318]

i liked the part when she didn't sigh

[pieceofchit1]

okay. . . to watch this video what you have to do turn the volume up full blast and turn your moniter OFF (that way you don't have to see Kristen Stewart's face). Then just let your imagination wander. . .

Genius video btw. . .

[karthu1993]

does she have any asthma?

[NoXram]

Boner.

[chibichinko]

I couldn't stop laughing at this. It sounded like a porno but when she said: "WOW IT'S AMAZING" I had a mental picture that she just saw the cock.LMAO and when Edward went: "SAY IT" I pissed myself laughing imaging her saying: "GIVE IT TO ME BIG BOY" This is brilliant. ROFLMFAO.

[tic07096903]

Is it just me or is she slowly deflating?

[azmrhaze]

I still love her..

[Mikeybetts]

i know how to act like her.

just suck at acting and be a pretentious, needy fucking bitch

[eyae1]

She always sounds like she's getting her salad tossed.

[Superchick2]

HAHAHAHA!!!

[xmissmusicstarx]

Bella swan you are a disgrace to your fellow zombies you can't even moan properly

[Pazrevol]

Is not asthma is an orgasm

[TheElizander]

Her breaths are louder than Darth Vader.

[coffeetea720]

It's really only a matter of time before the world stops finding her awkwardness cute and relatable, and starts finding them annoying and distracting. Like the rest of us do.

[mukooza3]

You nailed it. I thought i was the only one for couldnt keep a straight face for the entire duration of the movie. She is TERRIBLE. Rob is even worse....

[XcarlaXlovatic]

Sound like she needs an inhaler xD

[OvertOwl]

Awkward breathing.

is awkward.

[BornThisWayBeauty]

LMAO, wow this is really funny

[MissCandyMia]

This is brilliant!!! I knew she did that a lot, but I never realised exactly how much!

[anathem88]

Shes is the worse actress Ive ever seen....

[carmelidis]

@anathem88 OMG, she is an ACTRESS????



[MsOutlawSpark]

haters..go to hell

Kristen stewart rox!! go k stew <33

[20fadhil]

Get my inhaler!

[aerdna14]

This sounds like really awkward, terrible porn. 

[changeofaddress1]

best idea/funniest video on yt for 2011

[heldinahtmlhell]

Does she have a cold?

[NYDoll9]

The 4 sighs of Kristen Stewart's "acting" repetoir. Finally someone got it right! Thanks for this.

[mrbobobo262626]

that's how i look when i have anxiety. it actually is a pretty painful thing, give her a break, she just gets nevous. . i know exactly how she feels.i feel like that a lot, feeling just goddam awkward ..and the fear is that people hate you. you should tone that down.. it's not that she's a bad person. she's just awkward as hell. which last time i checked was not a crime. lighten up. there are things to actually judge people on like their character

[MrRyanJKA]

@mrbobobo262626 If what you say is true, and shes just having anxiety.. Why the fuck would you try to have a career that gives you so much anxiety attacks. She is a terrible actor, with or without the awkward breathing.

[mrbobobo262626]

@MrRyanJKA because not everyone is at the point of having realized and become aware of every aspect of their nature....... god who cares if you're satisfactorily entertained or not? movies suck! don't matter! the industry is disgustingg and there are plenty of actors who suck plenty as much balls, it just doesn't look as WEIRD, because her behavior is what we consider weird and so is immediately repulsive.

[breaksystembse]

I wish this was more a horror film... :/

[angiebrahbrah]

Bon qui qui king burger

[smexican671]

sound like she tryin to moan.....uuuhhhh uuuhhh!!!!! UUUUUHHHH!!!! LOL...

[amarieoflothlorien]

a movie about a girl who is fucking a partime dog and a dead guy, and she can't even do that right!!!

[PUTS31]

My volume is pretty loud. My mom just told me to at least be courteous to the people in the house and to turn the porn down. I told her it was Kristen Stewarts from twilights acting. She replied "well that makes sense".

[vittore3]

@PUTS31 epic LOL

[GamerGirlMaya]

another way to act like Kristen Stewart. Blink 20 times more than any normal human being, and fidget like no other.

[toontowncatclub]

They must have copied the Stephenie Meyers writing style right onto the script! By putting she breathed or she whispered at the end of every line of dialogue! XD

[SestrenNK]

Wait, what do you mean this isn't the blooper reel?!

[toomanymutants]

so this is all i have to do to make a dead blood-sucking monster who is too pale and a

dog-dude love me?  I still don't want either of those things...

[DaGavinX]

Kristen Stewart's acting philosophy: a gasp is worth a million expressions. lol

[livvyjade259]

Ugh, uh, ah, ha, sigh, um, ta, edje, hum, ug, um, ehh, oh - The wise words of Kristen Stewart

[PaulMatthewChalkley]

SIGH SIGH SIGH SIGH

[BarbieGirlForEver1]

Omg i do that know I see I do that after this video I act a lot like bell a hahaha

[karthu1993]

like learning yoga...

breathe in....

breathe out....

[karthu1993]

hey dont forget the shaking of the head....

[gingerisevil02]

That's a lot of breathing!!

[myfanniejigglesaboot]

i wish you had more hits for all the hours you put in to making this

[pedrobmf262]

Longest 1:52's of my life

[legofilms4fun]

Thumbs up if you held your breath the whole video and listened to her breathe. Lol!

[lboy1193]

Lol, and all this is just from the first movie =P

[LABROSkris1]

fuck u motherfucker and all the fucking haters and their fucking miserable lifes this video is only 1:52 minutes and the whole movie is 2 hours motherfuckers and kristen is in every scene and she's the best actress of her generation watch the runaways,welcome to the rileys,speak,the cake eaters first and all her other movies have u ever read twilight books??no so fuck u because that's exactly how bella should be and kristen made her cool anyway u are some miserable fucking pussies haters

[dave01123]

@LABROSkris1 you are a little 15 year old twitard who needs to grow the fuck up, you have the miserable life bitch becuase no one likes little teen pricks like you, twilight sucks and you suck, i would rarther have my internal organs riped out by a rusty meat cleaver then watch that boring unrealistic piece of crap you call a movie, vampires dont fucking sparkle and you big headed little fuck who thinks the world revolves around twilight, get the fuck out of our internet you pethetic child

[hothi92]

@dave01123 I concur...

[letskickasslikeaboss]

@dave01123 epic comment is epic

[steve3you]

@LABROSkris1 Best actress of her generation?!?!?! Hahaha theres a joke Now let me tell you the best actresses of her generation Emma Watson and Bonnie Wright

Reading the books doesn't make the difference its still the same plot and sub text

Her acting sucks she showed no expression and when she "smiles" it way to forced and fake

Grow up and go watch real movies to see real actors and actresses at work

[RabidDingoPro]

@steve3you Agreed. Biut I include Anna SophieRobb and Dakota Fanning in that too.

[steve3you]

@RabidDingoPro OH what about Hailee Steinfeld shes and amazing actress for her age

[RabidDingoPro]

@steve3you Oh, Most defiantly. I love her performance in True Grit.

[mychemfreak246]

@LABROSkris1 I think I speak for everyone when I say; Shut the fuck up and go back to school, you babbling unintelligent little retard. You are blinded by your obsession over a story about sparkling vegetarian pixies - THAT AREN'T REAL - and refuse to acknowledge the obvious eg, Kristen Stewart can't portray a realistic character to save her ass. All her bloody characters, even before 'Twatlight' are the same! She has the emotional range of a teaspoon (<- HP reference there for any Potterheads)

[MaxiPayne100]

@LABROSkris1

You probably need to jump off of a cliff.

[eboshi1231]

@LABROSkris1 Wow, come down, and breath. For one, since I have read the books, I can say that they were poorly written. There was no real character development, never was consistent (1st book states they can't make fluids, book 4 he can now make baby making fluids?) As for Kristen, she is a terrible actress, she tries too hard to convey emotions. I have seen actors, with out any lines, can tell you what they are feeling through their eyes. So, grow up.

[steve3you]

@LABROSkris1 Hailee Steinfeld is the best actor of this generation and at only 15 she puts other teen actors to shame. Stewart is NOTHING compares to Hailee Steinfeld!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BethWuuvsYouh]

Some of the sounds weren't her voice, for example around 0:04 that wasn't her it was Jessica.

[ghfhgfhist]

darth vadar

[nardpuncher]

This is even more weird because when you make a movie you have to go in after for ADR and so they'd have to purposefully get the actress to breathe into the mic.

[MrSomeidiot13]

Every time that she takes a breath I have to take one too for some reason and them I'm out of breath

[werewolflovification]

I hate Kristen Stewart haters! Sure I'm not her BIGGEST fan. But I don't think you should be so mean, I'd like to see you people play Bella.

[manthasagittarius1]

@werewolflovification Me too. I'd like to see ANYONE else play Bella.

[11boomboompow]

porn stars can act better than her asdfghjklol

[batbigobstople]

and what about that crazy rant she goes on when she's in hospital talking to edward.

[ponededosa]

I wonder how many of those were scripted. Sounds like bad writing.

[TheBopification]

I just laughed so hard.

[psycho642]

Oh god...why was I not born without any EMOTIONS !

[EvieThePixie]

Who else took a deep breath after the vid ended? xD

[PolicyofSecrecy]

at least her brains get enough oxygen

[psycho642]

@PolicyofSecrecy Too bad it doesn't know what to do with all the oxygen

[Kari166]

When I finished watching this video, I blinked and sighed.

JESUS, I'm getting an asthma attack just listening to her. XD

[maxumms]

Ok so let me see if I have this right

Breath, blink, breath, sigh, breath, blink, blink, blink, sigh, breath, sigh, breath, blink, blink., stare......sigh, breath, blink,

Repeat for the duration of the whole film and we're good.

[Kari166]

@maxumms, and you have to stare into space, periodically!

[Kari166]

@maxumms, and keep your face as frozen/stoic as possible.

Emotion is not allowed!

[dickmaguffin]

Why do I have a raging hard-on you ask?

Well, that's easy...

I simply closed my eyes and listened.

[masht11]

I thought this video would just show an image of a blank of wood.

[smokingm0nkeys]

when I first saw twilight I thought she was a great actress, really getting into character. Then I saw her in an interview...