Well for me its the bus. The buses here in Nassau County, Long Island are jammed with illegal day laborers. They get drunk, they are loud, and they stink. Its like riding the slow bus to Tijuana.
My friend and I were on a train home in the middle of rush hour. It was packed, most people were standing, and right smack dab in the middle was this drunk. No one really noticed him until he decided to break out into song. The whole train went silent while he sang his intoxicated heart out. I'm not sure of the lyrics because he slurred just about every word, but when he finished, everyone on the train applauded him, and he flashed a big toothless smile and took s bow.
Man, this one time I was taking a train home from Chicago. (Met my Brother, and so me and my younger had to go alone i was like 16) So, this guy and chick across are freaking getting it ON. I mean full blast. So, I was like aww damn. And, I changed rooms only to trip some stoner listening to Megadeth or sumthing and trys to pick a fight, I was like OMG! So I took my bag and bro and kept walking finally finding a rather nice family and took up residencies their for the rest of the train ride...
are you sure the crazy random person on the train wasn't you? because you kinda look like one with that crackhead hair of yours. also for some reason i have a feeling that guy was wearing a more up to date in style shirt then you are miss hip 1980's t-shirt girl.
Me and my little brother were on a train. The man in the row of seats next to us kept trying to strike up conversation. Like hey isnt this a great day (: and me and my brother are soo creeped out. well so the guy falls asleep and we look over and the guy is asleep with his zipper down and his hand all the way down his pants. and hes snoring and drooling. and it was realllyyyyy sick,
just bad b.o. And was taking a train to colorado, got on early to get a good seat and this couple gets on train late, and there are only two aisle seats. they couldn't bare to be two feet away from each other. they wanted me to move. I said hell no
When i was 4, i saw this man and woman fighting over a seat infront of me wile the train was goin.. and the guy looked like he was winning cause the girl was moanin and cryin. i looked closer and they wernt fighting.... thats how i found out what sex was! LAWL
i like ninjas... especially if they are fat and chubby.
pigsoinkify 1 year ago
Well for me its the bus. The buses here in Nassau County, Long Island are jammed with illegal day laborers. They get drunk, they are loud, and they stink. Its like riding the slow bus to Tijuana.
PinePowerLI 1 year ago
You're a crackhead yourself lady.
CFHjamess 1 year ago 3
cinco de maayooooo!!!! lmao
wvboarder2005 1 year ago
At first I thought id watch 30 secs get tired of your voice and then click x. Props I was wrong- brilliant
wvboarder2005 1 year ago
if i ever start to carry around a plastic bag with a small object in it, i will be sure to have myself committed.. lol :P funny video
frogeroo1018 2 years ago
haha, that man's impression was epic. :)
DinosaurZombiePWNage 2 years ago
My friend and I were on a train home in the middle of rush hour. It was packed, most people were standing, and right smack dab in the middle was this drunk. No one really noticed him until he decided to break out into song. The whole train went silent while he sang his intoxicated heart out. I'm not sure of the lyrics because he slurred just about every word, but when he finished, everyone on the train applauded him, and he flashed a big toothless smile and took s bow.
lurkm0de 2 years ago
Man, this one time I was taking a train home from Chicago. (Met my Brother, and so me and my younger had to go alone i was like 16) So, this guy and chick across are freaking getting it ON. I mean full blast. So, I was like aww damn. And, I changed rooms only to trip some stoner listening to Megadeth or sumthing and trys to pick a fight, I was like OMG! So I took my bag and bro and kept walking finally finding a rather nice family and took up residencies their for the rest of the train ride...
BloodZombie79 2 years ago
are you sure the crazy random person on the train wasn't you? because you kinda look like one with that crackhead hair of yours. also for some reason i have a feeling that guy was wearing a more up to date in style shirt then you are miss hip 1980's t-shirt girl.
SUM0N3UKN0 2 years ago
she's pretty? wow people have low standards these days
SUM0N3UKN0 2 years ago
Me and my little brother were on a train. The man in the row of seats next to us kept trying to strike up conversation. Like hey isnt this a great day (: and me and my brother are soo creeped out. well so the guy falls asleep and we look over and the guy is asleep with his zipper down and his hand all the way down his pants. and hes snoring and drooling. and it was realllyyyyy sick,
meher3123 2 years ago
Best crackheads on a train story!
nicshaw03 2 years ago
Oy, maybe the double-decker train is a dream train. :P
galaxychorus 2 years ago
cool
xesiria 2 years ago
just bad b.o. And was taking a train to colorado, got on early to get a good seat and this couple gets on train late, and there are only two aisle seats. they couldn't bare to be two feet away from each other. they wanted me to move. I said hell no
roadamerica2008 2 years ago
When i was 4, i saw this man and woman fighting over a seat infront of me wile the train was goin.. and the guy looked like he was winning cause the girl was moanin and cryin. i looked closer and they wernt fighting.... thats how i found out what sex was! LAWL
haloweirdstuff 2 years ago
Cool story bro
Iggumz 2 years ago
That was a funny story! I don't think I would ever take public transportation for that very reason... too many crazies.
sergeantkitty 2 years ago 2
You need a car. As a young and pretty girl you will be a target. Be careful!
Oh, you do a great job with your banter. Your pacing is quite nice.
ramzpaul 2 years ago