50 insults

[quickscop675451]

if ur friend says someones spreading a rumor about u

u just "say wow she spreading something instead of her legs"

[TOLTECAAZTECA]

American Democracy.The biggest whore of them all.

American Christianity.Greatest lie ,ever to be told.

And that war criminal Bush,is its best sponsor thank you very much.

[MagicisMe22]

#49 doesn't make sense

[nalaskingdom]

#47 wasnt that great.....just saying

[SwinnoAk74uSkoot123]

like if your not clever enough to read them in time so you have to pause it:(

[JkebabTNG]

Man, your spelling is awful towards the end. I mean, everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you're abusing the privilege

[sashank224]

wow why wont u suck a puddle u annoying bitch that an insult I am kidding

[coolbananas1915]

if i wanted a bitch i would have bought a dog

[SuperHombre6969]

no this is really gay and not funny at all the best insut is :SHUP U ANAL RAPING COCKSUCKING MOTHAFUCKIN CUNT I HOPE YOUR PARENTS DIE IN A CAR CRASH AND THAT YOU ARE TORTURED AND RAPED SO MANY TIMES ULE FEEL ASHAMED WHEN YOUR TAKING A SHIT

[naRutoxxxhiNata303]

@SuperHombre6969 No that's not a diss, Your just an ass.

[chris87522]

U forgot # 3

[ninendowii2000]

if i had a dollar for all the stupid insults id be a millionaire cause none of these made s ince except the last one

[mai1545]

I'm sorry but I just think its wrong for a man to love a man I just think its not natural but one of my cousins are gay and he is a good friend and gays are the best friends to have. I have nothing against them it's just how I feel. If your born that way and your happy with it then so be it don't change the way you are. If I have offended anyone I am sorry but it's just my opinion.

[naRutoxxxhiNata303]

@mai1545 No one is born gay it's a state of mind.

[LickTheFreezer]

Anyone else notice these "list of insults" videos all include at least one reference to God or Jesus?

[ipwancookies]

1. Would you like a giant condom ? Well, you're acting like a dick, why not dress like one ?

2. I bet you were born on the highway, that's where they say most of the accidents happen.

3. So she started a rumor about me ? Nevermind, at least she can spread something instead of her legs .

10 thumbs up and I record me saying this to the most liked girl at school =D

[TheBigbeast60]

@ipwancookies dude u got this insults off another video there all in the same exact order!

[samcat1997]

Here's a good one. "when you were born the doctor couldn't tell which Sid was your butt because it all looked like one. Or "when god was handing out brains you held the door open for everyone else

[11223572]

someone says dick u say condom, Gay u say i am happy, qeer say i have no fear, homo say domo, your mom u say yes urs last night, fat u say (this ones kinda long and i'm fat to) Well fat is good it lets u go awhile without food and lets u survive impacts frm cars and such (fat absorbs hits) and naturally lets u be strong (u lift your weight ery day u strong!) they say u slow (u know u faster then them) prove em wrong, if black guy say u racist say back 2 them no reason not to if thy do same thing

[SuperPie1997]

lol man nice. i just sent a ton of those 2 my friend

[toomanymutants]

#39 is from Jeff Dunham...copycat...

[AkiChan8834]

If you're going to be two faced sweetie, at least make one of them pretty :)

[AnimeWorld134]

Ok! This always happens to somebody so say this:

Somebody: Your phone is shit/crap/old.

You: So is you face.

[thecomputernerd01an]

Another one is: your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.

[KobxNightWolf]

I may be fat but I can go on a diet. Your face will have to stay ugly forever.

[liampappas]

Guy 1: nice face

Guy 2: nice life did you get it off eBay

Guy 1: no I got your mums dick off eBay but it came 2 years later because it's bigger than yours.

[liampappas]

Your so fat you fall off both sides of the bed

[joflow619]

thats y i took u ho and gave her back

thumps up?



[MSPOTATOEHEAD1]

@joflow619 ????

[MrMemorexo]

50 is kinda devastating i love it

[TheNoobmag]

Im use alot of this tommorow

[WSH417]

i laughed my ass off lol

[awesomegrl234]

no # 34??

[MegaTwiceasnice]

Girl says: shutup.

Me: NAH!/ I don't think I will.

GIRL SAYS: your stupid

Me:at least my iq isn't in negatives.

Girl says: you're ugly

I say: aw thanks! You're ugly too!!

In a real life situation some little idiot said:

You're weird

I said: and youre very annoying. Bye!

[York20165]

if ima nut eat me but using that aginst a boy if your a girl...

[MFelix1996]

34.) Your so ugly your birth certificate is an apology letter to the condom factory

[bigweehawk52]

anyone want 50 more? maybe 51, to make up for 34...

[BenMendes15]

@bigweehawk52

bitch

[blackwolvesthe2nd]

Call me a bicth and I'll show you one! >:)

[bigweehawk52]

@blackwolvesthe2nd bitch....

[emogrl221]

@blackwolvesthe2nd ok bitch :)

[TheAcester753]

16 GAY!!

[xxxMeaganMassacrexxx]

Holy shit!!! i love #40 XD i lierally rotfl'ed

[RecroraxIsBack]

24 is the most insulting xD

[thatguywhodoesgames]

My favorite comeback that i use all the time is

Some kid: "You're fucking gay"

Me: "Really? You should make that into a novel. Here's a plot twist, NO ONE FUCKING CARES"

Works every time :D

[AbbeyDawn65]

@thatguywhodoesgames I'll start using that. it's good!

[thatguywhodoesgames]

@AbbeyDawn65 Go right ahead! :D

[cacatow]

46 was awsome

[MrSammyyy100]

you must of been born on the m25 thats where most acidents happen :)

[killeribi1]

Love 20, I've Got 1 like that Too!

Roses Are Red

Violets Are Blue

God Made Me Perfect

What The Fu*k Happend To You?

[devils4life77]

number 50 is the best one yet

[D34DBODYM4N]

ok heres one

guy1: you suck

guy2: like your mom

guy1: let me put it this way you mom is like a brick straight on each sides and laid by mexicans.

guy2:.......

[ExtremeLonely360]

hha all histerical but 40 stands out

[Johnny4evaKnoxville]

number 8 makes no sense

[ExtremeLonely360]

@Johnny4evaKnoxville most siblings that have kids together make misbirths, soo i think u get it.

[MrEmadshalabi]

@Johnny4evaKnoxville He's calling 'your' parents incestous siblings.

[flyerandtumbler]

My favorite is number 34. Pretty much it's calling the people that didn't notice oblivious.

[Rikishia]

haha i like the one that said Hey! they made a song about your wieght 8675309 haha

[rex00190]

# 15 is awesome! XD

[johnny97845]

It goes to quick

[TrT388]

ive got a reallly good one "hows about we install a window in your gut. so when your head finaly disapears up your ass youll be able to see"

[robozachy]

1:56 LOL

[robozachy]

1:56 is hilarious!

[marinashapiro]

click on 6:44

[chrislarsplat]

i love # 37(:

[imcool7222]

I have one FUCK U NIGGA

[monicalionel]

Wat happed to 34 ?

[daphne2blake]

50. is the best burn ever... hahaha

[johnnybro508]

0:24 is my fav

[NeroCat9999vr]

subbed! thnx

[IME3000]

u r a failed abortion

is what i think would be the best

[Garb316]

Since there IS NO NUMBER THIRTY FOUR:

34. Go back to preschool so you can count.

[FreDCBelgium]

Last one is best :p

[ghost369631]

ok i got one

guy 1: your retarted

guy 2: no your retarted

guy 1: if i wanted my own come back i'd wipe it off your moms chin

guy 2: ...

[SmileyCentralDotCom]

@ghost369631 i love it haha

[xXreiketsu]

@ghost369631 Guy 2: Hey, i dont go off and talk sht about your mum and i barely know the guy

[placenciaify]

this is white people comebacks

[placenciaify]

this is a white boy comebacks

[PoKeMoNnErD115]

I FUCKING LOVED THE LAST ONE THE MOST

[117Nikolas]

thanx XD

[gamerdude1246]

Here's a good one if someone is saying shit bout your mom ,

: Oh man this sucks for me , I'd like to threaten your mom but i can't , Since you don't have one and its just 2 gays who's taking care of a baby they found on the street.

[Kyubbi10111112]

@gamerdude1246 whats wrong with gays?

[Pikafan2132]

@Kyubbi10111112 If you're gay you'll get insulted for life.

[Kyubbi10111112]

@Pikafan2132 But why? Theres nothing wrong with being gay its a stupid "insult" that means nothing

[Pikafan2132]

@Kyubbi10111112 Gay means homosexual you know.

[Kyubbi10111112]

@Pikafan2132 Yeah...? Uh i'm sorry but i dont get it? why is this relevent to our conversation?

[Johnadude3]

wonka called he wants u back at the factory

[Johnadude3]

amyybabexX: it should be : willy w

[Spartenh18]

heres one-- there are three lvls of stupid: dumb, retarded, and just plain stupid, if i were to rate you i would need 5 more lvls!

[JCDenton112788]

no.12,42 and 50 are best !!!

and no 26 is perfect for WhiteBoy7thst.

[TheFsDguy]

i got one.

Soz bro, but while i was in bed with ure mom last night she told me you were adopted..

no hard feelings..

[misskittycat7]

i got 1.. im going to stab u and fuck the hole i made

[Invulnerability11]

@misskittycat7 Why dont u fuck your ear? you dumb piece of shit

[misskittycat7]

@Invulnerability11 you mad bro?.. chill out.

[Alicesparkles02]

@misskittycat7 Umm...That's just down right creepy! =\

[EpiKProphecy09]

try to keep up with the comments

[ghillieguy728]

i got one. Hey they made a show about your weight 90210

[coolalvin00]

#51. Yo mama so stupid she traded u for chicken at KFC because she thought kfc meant kids for chicken

[JamieLafreniere]

i love number 34! oh wait...

[nerdfuzion55555]

@JamieLafreniere haha wen u sed dat i actrually went lukin for it to see how good dhu insult haha

[thisbitchything]

@JamieLafreniere ROFLLL

[MrColorfulMelody]

there is no #34

[KewlKiddRoxx]

omg i looove #40 xD

[Casey3390TV]

lmao my friend arguing with someone

Dude: You're face--

Friend: MUMBLER!!

Dude: .....what?

Friend: Stop mumbling and this conversation just might get somewhere.

xD

[Southparkateer2]

Making bullys efficient...

Keep fighting!! Hahah

[amyybabexX]

my faves - Hey nice tan what race are you carrot?

you were born in A&E Accident and Emergency

im not exactly skinnny but this is what happened at school the once

so the class bitch walked over to me and said

-hey so whens the baby due

u should of seen her face when i said

-dunno ask your boyfriend :)

[TurnItBackwoRds]

yo friends is so ugly he broke a diamond mirror!

[MissChocolateGirl100]

Hahaha this is funny but can't it be slower. I'm a slowreader

[Mrjimmyk22]

brill



[sailormoonsensei]

my best friend was hugging her boy friend so i walked up to them and said I Called Your Boy Frined Gay And He Hit Me With His Purse!

you shulda saw the look on his face!!! XD

[byrnz35]

17 people have had these insults used against them!

[Dmr2acorn]

if i wanted my cum back,i'd wipe it off your moms face.

[thecommentar1]

Lol at 8 and 50

[tophrules101]

10 facts about you 1.You're reading my comment 2.You're realizing that's a stupid fact 4.You didn't notice I skipped three 5.You're checking now 6.You're smiling 7. You're still reading my comment 9.You didn't realize I skipped eight 10.You're checking again. 11You are enjoying this 12.You didn't realize there's only supposed to be ten facts Copy and paste this to ONE video And tomorrow will be the best day ever Thumbs Up If You Liked This!

[gamergirlz11]

6, 7, 11, & 33 ROFL!!! XD oh and where's #34??

[gamergirlz11]

6, 7, 11, 33 ROFL!!! XD oh and where's #34??

[Alilia007]

this video has been bookmarked and is ready to use when the need arises ;)

[doggynog]

I LOL'D at #15

[AWESOMEDOG100]

LONGEST 2:30 EVER! 

[bloodvein3]

#7 made me ROFL

[Relishboy123]

@Famizen, then pause you idiot.

[Relishboy123]

@Famizen, then paus you idiot.

[Famizen]

Its too fast :c funny tho

[ShirlaIsASquirrel]

LOVEIT.:)

[mrsbieber533]

8675309!! I LOVE THAT SONG!

[Pinkkstarr12345]

THANK YOU SO MUCH! im going to school today and now my 2 worst enimies are aslo schooling there, and they like to argue with me so now I can use these! THANKS!!!!! XDD

[xxTraditionalsxx]

i posted this to my enemys video:i know.....maybe because he is so ugly he cant even get a date with a calendar....

[isakinn100]

15 the best :) but I want to know how i got here i was watching a fat guy shooting a pistol an hour ago :H

[isakinn100]

how did I get here :O

[TheRockRiff]

@halossecrets u completely heartless emotionless miserable excuse for a human, thats just so morally wrong.. I make it a policy not to suggest suicide but in your case... I dont know u in person, to b quite fkking honest im glad, you utter shit.

[titanic1912effy]

DUDE! LEARN YOUR ENGLISH!!!!! (number 10) X Your are X YOU ARE or YOU'RE (number 32) X I spend X I WOULD or I'D (number 38) X Its really X IT IS really IT'S really (number 39) X YOUR'S X Though you may see your's written even by native speakers, it is incorrect. Yours should never have an apostrophe. (number 47) X im X I AM or I'M.... you made some more but i'm kinda lazy and my friends are getting pised at me for doing this every time GREAT SYUFF THOUGH!!! :D **i'm not an English teacher* ¬_¬

[jwwecena]

number 44 was from a wwe game lol

[Garb316]

50 insults.

NO #34 (check 1:37 to 1:41)

NO repeated numbers

50 - 1 + 0 = 49.

There's a song about your apparent IQ: "One is the lonliest number....."

[Garb316]

There's only 49. Sorry bout your math skills.

[shadowgirl447]

@Garb316 theres 50 stupid ass

[FOREVERXALIKE]

it kind of upset me when it said the devorce one because my parents are divorced :(

[halossecrets1997]

@FOREVERXALIKE i feel bad for you, but not your parent!

[FOREVERXALIKE]

@halossecrets1997 :'(

[MrAbt9283]

Shut up unless you want things to get ugly... THINGS GOT RUGLY WHEN YOU WHERE BORN

[MrAbt9283]

Where you born on a highway? Most mistakes happen there

[888pandaman]

Great insults theyre really great. ps aint the music a version of canon in D

[invasiondomination]

I called your girlfriend a lesbian and she hit me with a dildo

[invasiondomination]

I called your girlfriend lesbian and she hit me with a dildo.

[252Else27]

16 people have had these things said to them

[goldenclubpenguin]

OMG these are sooooooo good! I'll try thee to my enemies when they talk shit to my face XDDDDD

[2Wog4YouBoii]

YOUR GIRLFRIENDS SO UGLY SHE WENT TO A DOG SHOW...........AND WON!

[FunnKidd1]

It got some funni jokes lol

[GODLYCURLS]

ur so ugly hello kitty said goodbye to u

[spartain003]

hhahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhah­ahhahahahahahhhhahahahahahah good job dude

[pikis500]

I feel a subscription coming...

[IME3000]

@pikis500 yup i feel one to just like a bowel movment lol

[nelsonzepeda666]

looking for funny shit and found this crap boooo u suck these jokes are probly only funny to ur parents douch bag

[DJBANNANA98]

Your so ugly you give freddy krueger nightmares.

[DJBANNANA98]

Your so poor you go to kfc to lick other peoples fingers.

[10tywill]

some people were hit with the ugly stick you were gang-raped by the whole forest

[123livingforchrist]

@10tywill

omg dude...................... best joke in the fcking world. i stoped breathing for a moment there...woo*wipes tear*

[10tywill]

some people were hit with theugly stick you were gang-raped by the whole forest

[TheNinjachick13]

I like the last one I said that to a girl nd she started crying hahaha wimp:)

[skritiles2569]

i luv 41, nd 20!

[twizzlerize]

what song is playing?

[MissRandom72]

EARTHS FULL. GO BACK HOME!! i lovee that!!

[JUlrich03]

no.

[TheTomboychick123]

yo mama is so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles fell out heeheee m.n

[TheKiNgChArLeS24]

@TheTomboychick123 fag dats old

[swaggernoat2011]

# 14 would not work cuz thats my name

[mrliampep5i]

i think you need some toilet paper for your mouth coz your talking alot of bullshit

[VolcomROCK21]

WHAT R U LOOKIN AT?!?...im not really sure? i did that to my principal..detention hah

[AznPinoyKoreanJap]

you should have this ( if he is like for example russian ) "imma slap the russian out of you!"

[prime0master]

i have a good one...

id like to see things from ur point of view .... but i can't get my head that far up my ass

XD

[ThunderCatz2010]

i got one ur mom is like a metrocard 1 swipe 2 rides LOL