There's Gertie from Newcastle Who smells like fish and beer, She's got one brow across her head and a cyst upon her rear. But once you get to know her, You'll really love that lass, For when she goes to work she'll suck the bedsheets through your- Well, Madge is not a pretty one She frightens all the boys. But if they only knew about The techniques she employs. She'll swirl and twirl and spin you, Then point it at her bum. And smile that toothless smile As she's guzzling your-
I love the dude who's dressed as a bard!
sesshypuppysbff 4 months ago
Eddie was here.
j0hnValdivia 7 months ago
ah, i think i've met clare... damn that girl was rough...
RaigekiOkami 1 year ago
rjakubec 1 year ago
Be they ugly or unsightly, or just plain make you sick
Every is pretty with her lips wrapped round your-
Hey nonny nonny nonny hey!
Well Clare is such a scrawny girl,
As short as she is thin,
With buck-teeth and a lazy eye and warts upon her chin.
But when she gets a man in bed
She'll toss him like a rock!
It's like the devil takes her when she's gnawing on my-
rjakubec 1 year ago
A pretty girl men fight for, they've even started wars.
How pretty does she have to be when she's down upon all fours?
I find the ones who aren't so pretty are diamonds in the rough.
'Cause pretty girls may look good but the ugly know their stuff!
To spend the night with Mabel
I overcame my fears,
By going to the Cock and Bull and drinking 15 beers.
She'd do it all night long, that girl!
She never calls it quits,
And her favourite way to please you is by rubbing with her-
rjakubec 1 year ago
that guys laugh at 1:44 gets me, i laugh everytime
Seigwarheit1 1 year ago
saw this in person. WIN:D
RhiannonsHollywood 2 years ago
Gods.. one wish one were there to see this in person.
Ashream 2 years ago
They perform at the Renaissance Faire in Irwindale every year; It's a really short drive from where I live.
OuroborosSoul 2 years ago
@OuroborosSoul Same, i see em every year
Camron932 1 year ago
@OuroborosSoul This is true. =D
Aenwyrm 1 year ago
Such an innocent sounding song.......at least the title is!
Wakkosgirl 3 years ago 13
personally i loved the scary goth clown tappy. i laughted my butt off when i first saw him all 'dolled up'.
kerridwent 3 years ago 3
They are always a blast to see
hedjemunkee 3 years ago 7
It was such an awesome show...though tappy did kinda freak kristi chelsea and i out lmao
omgitskaters 3 years ago
Ah! Scary Goth Clown Tappy is gonna eat my soul!
BoggardLurch 3 years ago