Mock the Week - Milton Jones - Health

[eddsworldrulz]

It only took Milton a minute to make women scream and cheer.

[MyLifeAsLouis]

the people are laughing even before Milton says a joke :')

[gengw69]

patrick keilty on mock the week thot it was for comedians he,s about as funny as piles !!

[Sl4y3rNeb]

Anyone else think he looks strangely like Leo Messi??

[tivoglio119]

@Sl4y3rNeb He always reminded me of someone but I couldn't figure out who, and i's been bothering me NONSTOP. Thank you!!

[Feizaan]

He has all the veterans on the comedy circuit laughing there heads off.. cuz he's one of a kind.. none of them would be to write the jokes he does..

[damaster720]

My sister's got hayfever. *Laughter*

That is all.

[AGenericMoron]

@damaster720 Yeah, the audience get into the atmosphere of a comedy show, perhaps a little too much...

[tattoodfreeek]

An insane genius!!!!!

[TheMicyMe]

I love how people laugh before he even gets to the mic thing :)

[HyperActiveSkittles]

love milton he says my sister has hayfever and people just start laughing

[FunnyLittleMe]

Aww, I love Milton. He's so random and always looks so nervous on stage.

[PerfectAngelxxx]

LOL i love how he has no order in his jokes he comes out with random shizzzz. but still its so hilarious:'D

[williamwills]

Thumbs up for Milton Jones to be the next Doctor Who!!!

[iHaveAGiraffeSoNerr]

I hate how Hugh never at least makes an effort to laugh or smile at someones jokes.

Milton is the best, I wish he was a regular, he's been on enough times. 10 to be exact.

[001silky]

Covered his grandfathers back in lard - LMAO

Milton jones rocks!

Bring on a double bill of milton jones and stewart francis,these guys are legends.

[AaronConlon1]

He says really funny short jokes lol

[DJJB10]

i love Dara's face at 0:06 as if to say...here we go!!

[janweltevreden]

Lots of egos., and that fuels jealousy. The other comedians are jealous. For me he is a genius. And notice how as a great comedian he NEVER, EVER uses swear words or vulgarity.

[perfacetus]

@janweltevreden

Agreed!

[Pocketwatchable]

@janweltevreden I dont see the jealousy angle from other comedians tbh. Alot of camera angles these days like to capture guests awkward expressions. They might not find certain jokes as funny as the audience. However, I do agree with your opinion of Milton, hes a refreshingly good comedian whos brilliant at jokes without resorting to easy swearing to gain a laugh. Thats a very special talent these days.

[XooooooL]

he can just stand there and he gets a laught :)

[cruzzlightyear]

It's all rehearsed

[dubsteppa94]

Don't know how he can come up with all of those jokes on the spot!

[devonator1]

He's A Comical Genius 

[stealthman951]

Frankie Boyle disliked this video, because he's jealous that Milton is just as good as him. :)

[2010EoinMurphy]

@stealthman951 no fail just complete fucking fail

[DrunkRussian2]

Who the hell invited Patrick Kielty to the show. I thought you had to be funny to go on.

[GamerInari]

@DrunkRussian2 if you have to be funny to get on the show explain some of the female comedians who are sometimes on it

[DrunkRussian2]

@GamerInari That's sexist, but I completely agree with you. Sometimes it seems they get invited when a male comedian drops out.

[GamerInari]

@DrunkRussian2 there are some female comedians that i think are funny on it, but the majority of them just bad

[DrunkRussian2]

@GamerInari That last one was brilliant, not this week's, but the week before, and it was because she sounded more like a male comedian. Plus, the reason most people find women funnier was on QI on Thursday,

[GamerInari]

@DrunkRussian2 i missed it this week :( thank goodness for bbc iplayer

[DrunkRussian2]

@GamerInari It wasn't that good. The woman was shit. :)

[GamerInari]

@DrunkRussian2 *unsurprised face*

[fifadevil]

This dude looks exactly like Stewart Francis, the Canadian one liner comedian and they both did work, health and family topics for stand up on Mock the Week... That is what you call coincidence

[SheIsntReal94]

whos the irish lad with blonde hair?

[WextraChaos]

MILTONS SHIRTS ARE ALL SO EPIC!!

[convictPKlol]

he is hilarious, his one liners are probably in league with those of stewart francis

[crazytosh1]

I love how Dara does a face at 0:06 that is like 'This is gonna be good'

[spiritfired]

@crazytosh1 Yeah I noticed it too! He does this everytime Milton goes on XD

[Annihilationzh]

0:10

He hasn't told a joke yet, and they're laughing?

[NJaymzB]

its the hair do :)

[fourplusseven]

I have told this one to so many people, it is my favourite joke of all time 0:22

[jaytheguitarhero]

thank fuck for these comments because i honestly thought i was the only person who found him fucking hilarious :)

[L1NF1ELDSUPP0T0R]

HE IS THE BIGGEST LEGEND EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

[larry149]

he's a funny little man. He has a wierd style like most one liners do.

[Tracymmo]

@larry149 That's true. Steven Wright also has a weird style.

[tigergirl627]

milton has to become a regular!!

[snafuspecker]

i love him he's awesome and he looks like a koala bear and i love them too.

[001silky]

milton jones along with stuart francis are modern day comedy legends.

i too start laughing before he even speaks.

thats when you realise hes something special.he has that tommy cooper factor with a

modern twist to it.absolutely awsome.

[BlueWingedMeerkat]

It's funny how people start laughing before he's even finished the joke!

[diggy839]

this guy is arsome and wld be arsome on mock th wk regulary

[mjakes20]

nice!

[CrystalGrabber]

@holcat27 your comment has gotten more likes than the video has.

[NickDude555]

"my sisters got hayfever" lol why? why is it funny!? :D

[Rai4eva]

I love how everyone starts laughing, even before he's reached the mic at the beginning :D

Love him xxx

[falingsnow]

Milton is funny the first time you hear these jokes but he tells them over and over in lots of different vids, only funny so many times and while he is good he's still no frankie boyle

[InsaneChicken123]

i love it how every word he says people laugh like crazy because they know he's hilarious

[universalfleece]

would love to see a one-liner contest bewteen Milton and Stew Francis! That would make me wet myself I reckon!

[batmanofni]

@universalfleece you need to have Tim Vine on there as well.

[astroboirap]

russell howard is so unfunny it makes me angry for some reason :s he's stealing attention away from people who can actually make you laugh aka. comedians. replace howard with milton.

[McClureCompTV]

@astroboirap i think you might be mentally ill

[ussumane22]

i did not laugh. wtf is this?

[damaster720]

@ussumane22 it's comedy. deal with it.

[Menamebephil]

Is it just me, or is he just a little... creepy? Don't get me wrong, he's a brilliant comedian, but he's just a tiny bit... off.

[MrAl73]

The grandfather/lard joke is hysterical!! Best one-liner comedian around at the moment & have to agree about his confused look after each joke. He manages to be hysterically funny without swearing or being crude - a rare & wonderful talent! :D

[MegaMidgetNinja]

I actually spent a week trying to find the shirt he wore in his video. Need it for vintage Hawaii-style vacation :D

[thecornishhymnal]

Can't help thinking that the other guests don't like Milton very much.

Well screw them.

[mooferoo]

@thecornishhymnal, same here. I only watched an episode earlier because of him. The other guests seemed to be trying not to laugh or even looking pissed off when it was his turn.

[matt876mma]

@thecornishhymnal The only reason i can think of is jealousy , because they are obviously pissin themselves at the punchline, you see as he walks to the mic , they're all thinking ''Oh noooo'', lol.

[theciaram1]

@thecornishhymnal its because they know hes funnier than them :P

[CorruptedCheeze]

@thecornishhymnal It's because they feel threatened by him

[magicelliotth]

@thecornishhymnal I think they're jealous because he is actually funny

[DabilahroNinja]

Milton is my new favourite comedian.

[jimijable]

OMG this bloke would be awesome at a dinner party LMFAO

[gloomyoutlook]

patrick kealty, mark watson and russell howard... my dream orgy right there.

[Milanous199]

Thumbs up for Milton Jones to be the new Mock the week Regular

[Hentarded]

@Milanous199 or Stewart Francis ;)

[Bashimillar]

I have to say that Milton's Lard/Grandfather joke is quite possibly my favourite joke of all time. First time i heard it he stretched it out brilliantly just using the intro line "About a month before he died, my grandmother..."

He's a brilliant and very under-rated comedian.

[mrkmclachlan06]

You know your funny when you say "My sister has hay fever" and someone bursts out laughing.

[rampskater0102]

at 0:35 it looks as if patrick's laughing AT milton as if he's not funny or something. if he is that's just wrong because miltons hilarious and i don't think that patricks funny at all

[Sascopa]

What a legend...and what a glorious shirt too haha :D

[Segmentrecords]

Milton Jones is as mad as a tin of crisps, but funny as f***!

[SafeHandsSeaman93]

Hayfever & Diabeties - Flowers & Chocolates , soooo funny :D :D

[dramaticafantastica]

I feel like alot of people, especially stand up comedians who do observational humour, get very snobby about one liners. I don't understand why, it's not like this is cheap easy humour, I could NEVER come up with this sort of gold! Man's a genius.

[PureTundraBOI]

@dramaticafantastica Also, in MtW if you're doing one liners you need so many to fill the time, compared to one drawn out joke. SO much genius in this man lol

[Dragonflamz]

@dramaticafantastica i dunno about that, i mean jimmy carr's made a living out of it and he's one of the biggest names in the business at the mo, plus tim vine's starting to become the mainstream big name he deserves to be. I think one-liner comedians are coming back into fashion

[pRiMeValNeRd]

he's adorable:')

[indiechicklovesyou]

ahh he just reminds me of a womble ^_^

[ybot1983]

english steve wright

[xxElitezz]

u do know that this whole thing isnt stand up???

it is rehearsed then performed infront of a new auidience

[chrisjtt509]

@xxElitezz yeah it is stand up :) the whole show is.

[fasteddyuk]

@xxElitezz That's what stand up is.

[MrSean677]

One of the few comedians that can make people laugh with clean jokes

[perfacetus]

I love the way people are laughing before he even gets to the punch line, his expression and demeanor is just great to start!

[Campbell98765]

Someone please explain that lard joke :S

[badger1984]

@Campbell98765 he would slide down the hill quickly with lard on his back cos its slippery

[thisisamisnomer]

@Campbell98765 Also, downhill as in his health got worse

[Louisthefish23]

@Campbell98765 Answer = You are retarded :P

[BigRedMint]

@Campbell98765 lard is slippery.

[ska2808]

I love how he just comes on and says "My sister's got hayfever ..." and gets a laugh immediately XD

[minotaur3004]

A lot may disagree with me but i think he is or is atleast nearlly as funny as Frankie

[Louisthefish23]

@minotaur3004 I know what you mean but u must agree he is a different kind of funny :P

[jimboid74]

this guy knocks the rest out tof the park - a total masterclass in hilarity. And the lard gag is the funniest thing ive heard in ages. perfect, just look at how much the rest know theyve been beaten.

[arrghgarry]

the lard joke one of the best ever

[theflame150]

best one liners EVER

[DOugLAS4891]

Milton and Stewart Francis are both good enough to replace Frankie I think

[bes112]

one of the funniest one line random comedians- i like random

[holcat27]

Is it just me who thinks he always looks slightly confused after he's told a joke and everyone laughs? Maybe it's just how he always looks, but it gives him a sweet, innocent quality that no other comedian posesses.

[easilykilled]

@holcat27 He's a Born-Again-Christian. It makes the innocent quality even funnier. He never swears and is rarely extremely rude, but hilarious. You like this you should listen to Another Case of Milton Jones. Comedy gold.

[anthonybc1811]

@holcat27 if your a boy, your a loser

[Howler15]

@holcat27 he does seen him live twice and was a great fan of his radio show for years its jokes that you have to think about and get pleasd when you get it

[sausagedogmcgee]

@holcat27 I'm sure it's intentional. Jokes always seem funnier if the person telling it seems to be ignorant of it. Paul Merton used to do the same thing.

[astroboirap]

@holcat27 you might like the legendary andy kaufman <3

[247rs]

@holcat27 im not sure but i think he has a lazy eye

[Alex7457]

@247rs, no it's his sense of humour, he doesn't laugh at his own jokes.

[247rs]

@Alex7457 wtf ur comment has nothing to do with what m comment was trying to say? whrong person or somthing?

[Alex7457]

@247rs, you said he has a lazy eye, im sure he doesn't so your wrong.

[247rs]

@Alex7457 he has a lazy eye not he has a lazy eye and it sure looks like it

[michaelbizley]

@holcat27 it's part of the act...

[smith3451]

@holcat27 its an act, i bet you. its his style

[tommygoogyx]

@holcat27 Yeah, and that's a good thing ;P

[HcmJames]

@holcat27 its the hair, its always the hair.

[drbuk96]

@holcat27 Yeah I think that's part of his act, along with the mad-looking hair, lol.

[dingergirl1]

i jst love the shirts tht he wears, really random jokes but so funni

[funkyfranx]

@dingergirl1

Dude, you fucking crazy? That shirt is so fucking ugly, but he is very funny xx :)

[BigRedMint]

@dingergirl1 do you realize he always wears the same brown trousers?

[dingergirl1]

@BigRedMint lmao i jst spotted that. XD Nicely done ... ;)

[LankySpade]

Milton is a fucking genius.

[0anorexicsumo0]

Wierd but very funny keep it up Milton

[GlitchMasterz]

Fags below... the other comedians arn't loling coz its all acted out before filming :P they've written down and prepared everything.

[mcsammer4]

its not written before! What happens is sometimes it goes wrong and they have to film again so they have allready heard the jokes, its not scripted!

[Miniroxo]

@mcsammer4 i agree obviously no comedian can come up with those jokes instantly for 2 minutes but they haven't already prepared what they're gonna say glitchmasterz you twat

[higgyfoo]

only the answers r scripted, everythin else is just improvised. they'll probly have a look at the categories b4 the show starts just so they have a few ideas but the answers r the only thing thats scripted.

[jonnk28]

@dathboy i think they seem embarresed they think they are so funny and elaborate that hes not realy one of them as i said i think he s the buiseness

[jonnk28]

i think he s realy funny but do u think the other comedians find him as funny as we do?

[dathboy]

@jonnk28 They seem really annoyed that hes hilarious by being so simple.

[xxxZoe17xxx]

lovelovelove this!

[skeleton014]

BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jozcoz]

Milton Jones is possibly my favourite comedian :D

[skeleton014]

INSANE COMEDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[adamb0000]

i totally love this! awesome ツ