The Lonely Island - Jizz In My Pants [lyrics]

[Chewveuz]

i like to listen this in my car

[BriarMaeriSibyle]

My friend geeked out and started dancing when i had gotten this song on my mp3 player and let her listen to it the next morning. She loves just randomly saying the whole song in art.

[12LaDonna]

i love how jeydon wale is in the suggestions!!!

[0XxTrancyHivexX0]

am I the only one who though of making text to speech sing this?

Or do I just have to much time on my hands?

[Wolfy2k10]

when people give me thumbs up to my comments i JIZZ IN MY PANTS!

[MTNDewTrailer234]

I jizz right in my pants every time youre next to me

And when were holding hands its like having sex with me

You say Im premature I just call it ecstasy

I wear a rubber at all times its a necessity

[guynelhgz]

i watched tv and i jizz in my pants

[AkbirtsucksinAV]

__Like__ if your a girl listening to this!

[102gab]

4 people cant jizz theire pants no matter what

[BasherOfImbeciles]

@102gab dumbass

[102gab]

@BasherOfImbeciles Look at the dislike bar, now ur penis, SAME SIZE

[foopproductions]

Lock eyes from across the room Down my drink while the rhythms boom

[xXcrazieXchickXx]

Only bad thing about this song is when you start singing it in school....... Then all the guys are like...O.O you did what know? ^w^

[Sarahfire3]

4 people jizzed in their pants......

[souljaboy170]

that must've been a DAMN! good grape...

[MegaGorillazFanGirl]

4 people didn't jizz in their pants.

[iiPandasaur]

I just ate a grape and i jizzed in my pants :I

[alexacullenxx]

this song is amazing!!!!!!!

[skitzoMedz]

You were rubbin' my butt ;D

[Panther123rox]

OMG I HAVE TO LISTEN TO NTHIS AGAIN. XD

[navaroman]

Hum ... This Grape Looks So Good... Ohh Ah Ouhhn Damn ... I Jizzed In My Pants -.-"

[Werewolfpokemon]

Sigh, is it sad that this is my ringtone?

I just hope it never goes off in lessons XD

[bustedthebest99]

@Werewolfpokemon lol i have the same ringtone and -ahem- my phone went off just as the teacher walked by me lol

[Werewolfpokemon]

@bustedthebest99 Since I posted that mine did too, you're not alone |D

[17deathmetal]

The funny is I'm eating grapes as I'm listening to this XD XD XD XD

[gnik720]

4 people never jizzed in their pants..

[AshleighVillers]

...And I jizz in my pants.

[peacefoxtrott]

omfg, love this song.. its funny because i had it on my brain, and in the class i said:'' JIZZ IN MY PANTS '' and evert one was looking on me and said:'' your lonley, like those guy's on lonley island '' xD

[codaaa96]

thumbs up if is your best part 2:00-2:16 ;DD

[condemnd3]

i just clicked the like button and i jizz in my pants

[MtnDEWY17]

After I watched this video, i ate a grape and i jizzed in my pants

[kenntyo]

Great song. :P

I pressed play on this song and I... Jizzed in my pants!

The song reaches end and I... Jizzed in my pants!

I press replay and I...Jizz in my pants.

[MrDractell]

@kenntyo thats endurance! holy crap! 3 of em in like 3min!

[mrdrprofalex]

Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot XD

I just ate a grape and I jizzed in my pants=BEST PART OF THE SONG:D

[TheLovelyMonibot]

LoL i LOVE this song

[pinkiducky]

looked me dead in the face and asked "cash or credit"

[sasukeluver345]

I don't know if I should laugh or be sick. lol

[Jennifer55260]

My crush sings this all the time in computers class... I just HAD to listen to it. LMAO. By the way, I'm paying by check!

[sasukeluver345]

@Jennifer55260 omg the irony.

[Jennifer55260]

@sasukeluver345 LOL. I just realized how badly I worded that. XD Would it be wronger if I said him and his best friend sing it together?

[Spartansrule118]

LMFAOOOOOOO

[Tman1997abc1]

put on pant and i jizzed in my pants

[zebraaapiink]

frikkin best song ever(;

[Brittenyrocks]

THE DUMMEST OF WORST

[skate2spellgirl]

From 2:00 to 2:16 the most epic music ever

[Dominatormanguy]

WTF

[karolrocha8]

i just wrote that comment and i JIZZED IN MY PANTS xD

[5Nansen]

u forgot the lyrics...

[ladiesman217905]

@5Nansen  there in the discription

[justmexxx421]

@5Nansen No he didn't he put them in the description :)

[mobblyowns]

@5Nansen Fking idiot

[mikethevegetable]

@5Nansen Epic fail.

[NicoolerThanYooh]

Lmmaoo, this doesn't get old :D

[thetiffanygarrison]

lol dis is funny

[XvampirebutterflyX]

dont tell your friends or ill say youre a slut...

lol

[Himlagglol]

lol i like this very funny song some guy from an anime site said i should see this and im hooked lol hahahahahahaaaaaaa

[zanarckie]

wow listen to this with eq, bass booster.

[jimskiv]

i hired a prostitute and i CUMMED ON it

Oh wait I mean Jiz- oh screw

[Punisherdead]

i rated 5 stars and i Jizzed in my pants XD

[thesspaniard]

@Punisherdead loooooooooooool

[Punisherdead]

@thesspaniard i viewed your reply and Jizzed in my pants XD

[jimskiv]

i saw your mother and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS

[TheCDsTruckMonkeys]

tht is some halarious shit every1 knows tht am i righ btw wiki1230 spideyaidan is right

[TheCDsTruckMonkeys]

@TheCDsTruckMonkeys yo

[KingOfsk8ting]

I jizz right in my pants every time youre next to me

And when were holding hands its like having sex with me

You say Im premature I just call it ecstasy

I wear a rubber at all times its a necessity

[koosloos]

1:56 golden voices

[TheM4pler]

I dun know why but ive been listen to that song and it never got old

[furioustwister]

I just ate a grape and I

JIZZED IN MY PANTS!!!

[nsben]

i got a nuke in mw2 and i JIZZED IN MY PANTS!

[deadeye120596]

@nsben lol thats funny ass shit

[TaylorLuvzThomas13]

ugh some creepy guy is stalking me and he plays this song every he walks past me NASTY!!!

[nsben]

@TaylorLuvzThomas13 sorry

[TheCDsTruckMonkeys]

@TaylorLuvzThomas13 lol thts some funny shit

[MrSmurf1233]

a jizzed in yer maws pants :D

[gtnl97]

i wuz in science class then i jizzed in my pants... lol

[ragekiller017]

wonder how that happened hahhaha

[disneyguy556]

Legendary song.

[ynot98765]

haha, nice song !!! :D

[chocrune]

when i heard this song I Jizzed in my pants

[laurenn8D]

ahahahahha

[Joma221]

lol nice one 5/5 lyrics were good to :)

[FatNinjaMachinima]

2:00

Best Part

[SPxUnScriipted]

*whisper* Yess i Jizz IN MY PANTS!

[minazahazazugemo]

that website (mp4ify) is actually The best for extracting mp3s and mp4s from youtube videos like this

[angel3337777]

my favorite part is 2:00 when they say :I jizz right in my pants every time youre next to me

And when were holding hands its like having smex with me

You say Im premature I just call it ecstasy

I wear a rubber at all times its a necessity

[angel3337777]

i just ate a grape and i JIZZ IN MY PANTS lol :D

[Family3o3]

when i heard obama i jizzed in my pants

[ElishaMeow]

fucking legend :L

[TheLogan55]

i just read the lyrics and JIZZEED IN MY PANTS lol

[Lala3295]

the "okay seriously you gys can we ok" part is i believe from ausitn powers. doctor evil says it....

lol

[SaraaCanzSmd]

Lmao. (: Funneh Song XD !

[souljaboy170]

@SaraaCanzSmd hey u spelled funny wrong... **turns head and coughs** dumbass

[Xaelofthorns]

@souljaboy170 I'm sure she did it on purpose, dumbass

[MsRainyy]

@souljaboy170 she did it on purpose .

[lisaloverbitchzZ]

i Jizzed in my pants then my sister puked in her mouth...lol

[KentTsubouchi]

i typed this and i jizzed in my pants

[freedreamer101]

lmfaolmfaoooo xD i love ths song xD

[ElectricChairChaos]

HAHAHAHAHA 8D

[Soccership07]

This song is so funny!

I can't stop laughing!

[1337Antho]

Ok seriously you guys can we ok

I jizz right in my pants every time youre next to me

And when were holding hands its like having sex with me

You say Im premature I just call it ecstasy

I wear a rubber at all times its a necessity

Best part lmfao!

[Diamondsasuke1618]

Yep

[iamhimme4today]

I jizz right in my pants every time youre next to me

And when were holding hands its like having sex with me

You say Im premature I just call it ecstasy

I wear a rubber at all times its a necessity

[Diamondsasuke1618]

That's my favorite part XD

[maggylovesyoux]

I just ate a grape and I

Jizzed in my pants

hahahahaha

told my teacher and she

called my mom

lolage

[kickazzfilms]

lol

[lcradic10]

haha i just ate a grape and i jizzed in my pants

[daddyj4]

8==D-------

[princessofpurple1]

haha =P funny shit lol

[yankeemalik215]

its not calld a wet dream its a wetbed

[chekle124]

omg wiki you NEVER had a wet dream b4 or something bcuz evr other person knows what it is.!!lol =]

[BrandiandSammyshow]

i dune think he did..lol

[spideyaidan]

WIKI U HAVENT HIT PUBERTY YET HAVE U?

[HonorSociety0825]

i guess not!

[wiki1230]

What does he mean?????

[FCK27]

SPERM!

[itsmeemodude]

i jizzed in my pants funny

[leopotter1]

i listen this music and... I jizz in my pants kkk

[TiFFlikesFOOD]

haha! LMAO!

[nellylovesrock]

haahaha awesome song ever <3

[ItsEasierToFallApart]

lolll... thankss