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  • Thumbs up if you got here from the Lego AT-AT Review. Not to be a nerd or anything.

  • thats not how u surf, i have been surfing for 2 years and if u want to make a video about surfing u should tell the lady to not give surfing lessons

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  • yo deriously dude. i need no joke. this is not funny

  • he watches star trek every day

  • Can you use this in Counter Strike?

    - oh.. And you look like you know what you do.. Which console settings to you prefer when surfing?

  • u have the cutest dogs! :)

  • awww your dogs are sooo cute!!!!

  • LMAO that dog is adorable..

  • fuck this cunt.

  • your soo stupiad

    

  • CUTEST DOG EVER!!!! What kind is it?

  • your a fuckin KOOK!

    

  • your a fuckin KOOK!

  • HI IM NERD

  • ocean spray LOL

  • the person who teach u teach it wrong when u standing up u dont stand on your knees you bend your back

  • It is my opinion that anyone who cannot ride a board that is of the same height as yourself is of a lesser skill than someone that can. the board that he is using is more than 7' and you can clearly see he is of a differential height than it.

  • And I will not take it easy on him! When I see bitch asses like him in a lineup, or even getting remotely close to being more inside than me I will snake the wave with much pleasure.

    He is a pro surfer in the context of starring into a remote user interface all day and night seeking emotional refuge among the zombified pale faces that plague virtual human connectivity sites.

  • REPLY: Hmmmm... the terminology of a "real surfer" can constitute many different things to a broad spectrum of people. My comment is a opinion, if you agree with it or not, it remains valid as long as I still believe it so. And if anyone else agrees with it, than the validity is strengthened.

  • i thought all surfboards have like a curved spike at the bottom right

  • kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

  • You suck bro.

  • i thinked thet iit was a stop motion surf vid!!

  • i would pay $100000000000000000 usd to actually see this guy follow his own directions while surfing a 15ft wave

    PREDICTION:

    hang on wait for it........wait for it...... wait for it ...........grrrrr......3....2.­....1.....WIPEOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

    and the crowd goes :)

  • i would pay $100000000000000000 usd to actually see this guy follow his own directions while surfing a 15ft wave

    3....2.....1.....WIPEOUT!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • FAAAAGGGGG get a real board!!!  and you speak nothing of the threshold of momentum needed when catching a wave to the exact moment you want to pop up. also how to generate momentum while on the actual wave is a crucial point in surfing. riding the white wash of a wave does not constitute you being a surfer. This video unmistakably shows how to be a GUBER NOOB!!!

    Hatr gona hate

  • @zetakong yeah bro total kook

  • @zetakong take it easy on him...he's a pro surfer, but just not the surfer you had in mind. but it doesn't make him a fag!

    btw MM's ARE real boards! riding a shorty or a fish doesn't make you a real surfer! just keep that in mind!

  • actually if u get on ur knees its almost impossible to get up from there.. and ur most likely gona fall.. u wanna just basically jump up with ur feet in the middle of the board

  • cute dogs

  • you don't get on your knee, just crouch. its called the monkey method.

  • love the dog!

  • Fag go talk with your computer bitch ...

  • shit .. that's actually a pretty nice board -.-

  • id surf with it dude but im still amature :( not no famous surfer haha

  • do you really surf or is it for show

  • @miked1997 did you watch the video....?

  • i was born in 1994 ftw!

  • I don't think the surfboard is the geeke one

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  • 1994 when u were born.

  • wow you suck

  • Another fucking spoiled rich kid getting free, expensive shit he doesn't need.

  • Chris, you should go to the beach but it in the sand and you just made your own billboard, haha!

    You´re dogs are really talented.

    - Robin

  • woah!!! chris, first time i hae seen you comment somone back on your videos

  • He's from Seattle?

  • Yes i am from Bainbridge island. Right neer seattle

  • :::Chris needs to do a mtv style cribs video lol...that would be awesome

  • No.

  • Do you live in a city? or a town? west coast or east coast?

  • @lockergnome douche...

  • as sweet as his house is, i don't think i would just leave without a reason

  • he he catch the star trek reference 10 points to anyone who can name the episode :)

  • I can! Do I count?

  • Ha! I think some how you may have a slight advantage over the others :)

  • chris leave the house?

    NEVER

    let along go to the beach

  • You kn ow he does get out. SO that is a bit ont he hurtful side i would say. As he gets out to do his gnomedex, got to howai. And other stuff. So he does get out.

  • not really

    any other time

    his in his computer room

    24/7

  • Well yer. lolo

  • Hold on, so in order for you to have come to that conclusion you would have had to watch Chris's live stream for a long time, right otherwise how else would you know he spends 24/7 at his computer (which he doesn't)? You're all hypocrites, because you say how he is a geek for not leaving the house yet most of you watch his live stream when he's not even doing anything interesting. (That is sad)

  • i never watch his stream its so boring

    i have been on for it max 2 minutes

  • That "computer room" is basically his office where he works. Most Internet Entrepreneurs like myself and Chris do exactly the same thing. We can sit on ass in front of the computer because at the end of the day we're making money either way no matter where we are.

  • well i dont see u having any videos

  • Why should me not having any videos on YouTube justify me being an entrepreneur. lol. Look, professionals choose to use the Internet because it's a more efficient way of getting their job done. Just because someone chooses to work form home does not mean they are any less of a person.

  • wow dude your a kook

  • Wow, congratz with your new present

  • good luck surfing without a fin :P

  • Hum... right, Lear how to take off first. It's kinda unfair I surf and I dun have a board and u do... oh well movin on.

  • I was picturing you floor surfing with Surfin' Bird playing.

  • timber his arms wide!

  • Shaka.. when the walls fell :/

  • Nice video.

  • so i can't help but notice there is no fin....

  • they are removable. you can see the slots.

  • yea i saw that, its ok, its not like he'll ever ride it, or get someone to.

  • using it might scratch it!

    when geeks get the latest greatest stuff,like full suspension bikes for example,its not to actually use them.. its purely for decorative,photographic,and arguing its superiority over the net purposes.

  • I seen you editing this video on your live feed....LOL weird i came across this randomly looking up vista problems

  • Pixie can surf in the sitting stand! :P

  • LOL, i thought he was going to bring out a Motorola "surfboard " modem! i was surprised to see a real surfboard. i think the girl holding the camera and talking in the back round is that Chinese netti pot girl he is hanging with.

  • Who is holding the video camera? Probably his new girlfriend.

  • Yo Chris I go a feelin' that thing is gonna be gathering dust in your attic

  • funny face at :31

  • ??? How many times have i said this??? I KNOW! That is the main reason i asked the question, cuz i would be suprised that she is filming!

  • anything over 4 feet is long..(then clears throat) LOL

  • thats what she said XD

  • lol... the whole video i was wanting him to ride the board down the stairs and say thats how yous surf

    ... lol

  • your short is short

  • Your short.

  • lockerGNOME

  • Your comment is short.

  • Your short in the pants.

  • You should have made this one of those green screen challenges with you riding on the surfboard....then pixie just walks on it. lol.

  • pixie?

  • There Dogs

  • quit with the bullshit videos and do what you used to do very well

  • so true

  • I have a seal painted on the bottom of my surf board

  • 2: 40... chris and his dog are almost alighned, haha actually like hes surfing. lol.

  • do you suck dicks son?

  • I surf in css

  • I'm the king of css surfing!

  • nice board, but they should of made a longboard instead because learning on a shortboard is going to be impossible for you.

  • awesome man best surfboard ever

  • and 2:44 and 3:12 ;D

  • lol

  • he has a girlfriend?! how?!

  • he's married

  • Divorced

  • Awesome board

  • pixy is adorable.

  • LOL SURFER!

  • damn, wasn't expecting Darmok.

    Darmok on the ocean.

  • I know it was AWESOME :) -THAT- is the Chris Pirillo we all know :). It is his friendly side :). In my mind he is the leader of the geeks or the King of Komputers :).

  • Who is the Camaraman

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  • his girlfriend i believe

  • his wife

  • cool now all the fish under you can see that they should check out you site

  • God I love your house

  • Nice House :) 5*s

  • he stole it

  • 3:13 i'm 13 and i know what that means. i scare myself sometimes. xD

  • are you kidding me? Chris get the bobble head and send it around to travel. like the travel gnome.... maybe you can get into space?????

  • sad that some company gives you a board to get noticed and it WILL just rot in your room you geek,,,,

  • @pacman812 lol

  • You look so short.

  • Thats cos he has a big house

  • thats what she said

  • CTFxC

  • Thats Amazing! I really wish I could afford a Surfboard. It is my dream and has been since I was little :(

  • You`re goofy foot Chris!

    Ask Ponzie ,she seems to Know more .

    Sweet lookin board I wish someone would just send me 1

  • Wow Chris Pirillo you ARE a SuperGeek. You remember something from 'Stargate SG1' OOO :D

  • So, where is she? We haven't seen any vids on her on this channel for a long time now (some months) so...

    Well, that vid when they fuss and shit like that is a fake, but the divorce is true.

  • Well, that vid when they fuss and shit like that is a fake, but the divorce is true, I suppose.

  • haha this dog would sure be better than me at it lmao

  • Chris you suck more and more, why do you post all these crap videos?

  • More tech!! :P

  • dude i love you. lol

  • Where's the fin?

  • there are two on the side

  • Probably not mailed with it attached, for packing purposes. Also, he probably hadn't put them on yet because he was going to put it on the floor.

  • LOL ... surfing a geek board in a hall and quoting Star Trek - Does it get more geeky :-)

  • where's Ponzi???

  • they got divorced

  • Chris and Ponzi divorced a year ago.

  • chris and ponzi are divorced?????? why????

  • They been divorced for like two years. You mean you just now realized it?

  • wow O.O

  • God, I subscribed to hear about new tech. Not lifestyle! His channel is turning into learning about lifestyle.

  • I'm picturing outriggers like training wheels.

  • you must have a thing for asains shes so sexy

  • you're a lucky guy chris. I love the surf board.

  • As one Surfing Ninja once said;

    "Remember, bend your knees, use your arms."

  • DO IT IN THE STAIRS! DO IT IN THE STAIRS!

  • Cool!

  • Does this Emei or Eemay or whatever live with you or summin?

  • Star Treck:TNG refrence sweet.

  • Haha, I laughed at that too. :D

  • hehehe Pixie looks so confused xD

  • My lord you're smaller than I imagained xD

  • I was thinking, i cannot imagine chris surfing bahaha

  • hahaahaaahahaahhhah pixie peed. lmaooooooooooooooo

  • ITT Chris Pirillo looking silly in his house...

  • haha good punn. I was trying to picture you surfing.

  • Short.

  • Ive watched alot of his vids,but i never seem to clearly make out of it what he says at the end...some1? :D ".....ya later?"

  • "We'll E you later."

  • He says: E Ya Later!

    (see you later)

    Nice video and great gift from leapfish lol

  • STAR TREK REFERENCE FTW!!! :D

  • how tall is chris??

  • Looks about 5"4 =D

  • was that traci recording?

  • @sillychicken599 whoelse, he's been trying to bone her ever since he went to hawaii

  • I've only been surfing once.

    It's winter here in the UK, but I am actually going surfing not this weekend but next, can't wait!