Ha that was pretty funny. I found this site by doing a search on "how to surf" because I am looking for some info. This was pretty entertaining none the less. I am just beginning and decided to blog the whole way through. Check it out if you like...
It is my opinion that anyone who cannot ride a board that is of the same height as yourself is of a lesser skill than someone that can. the board that he is using is more than 7' and you can clearly see he is of a differential height than it.
And I will not take it easy on him! When I see bitch asses like him in a lineup, or even getting remotely close to being more inside than me I will snake the wave with much pleasure.
He is a pro surfer in the context of starring into a remote user interface all day and night seeking emotional refuge among the zombified pale faces that plague virtual human connectivity sites.
REPLY: Hmmmm... the terminology of a "real surfer" can constitute many different things to a broad spectrum of people. My comment is a opinion, if you agree with it or not, it remains valid as long as I still believe it so. And if anyone else agrees with it, than the validity is strengthened.
FAAAAGGGGG get a real board!!! and you speak nothing of the threshold of momentum needed when catching a wave to the exact moment you want to pop up. also how to generate momentum while on the actual wave is a crucial point in surfing. riding the white wash of a wave does not constitute you being a surfer. This video unmistakably shows how to be a GUBER NOOB!!!
actually if u get on ur knees its almost impossible to get up from there.. and ur most likely gona fall.. u wanna just basically jump up with ur feet in the middle of the board
You kn ow he does get out. SO that is a bit ont he hurtful side i would say. As he gets out to do his gnomedex, got to howai. And other stuff. So he does get out.
Hold on, so in order for you to have come to that conclusion you would have had to watch Chris's live stream for a long time, right otherwise how else would you know he spends 24/7 at his computer (which he doesn't)? You're all hypocrites, because you say how he is a geek for not leaving the house yet most of you watch his live stream when he's not even doing anything interesting. (That is sad)
That "computer room" is basically his office where he works. Most Internet Entrepreneurs like myself and Chris do exactly the same thing. We can sit on ass in front of the computer because at the end of the day we're making money either way no matter where we are.
Why should me not having any videos on YouTube justify me being an entrepreneur. lol. Look, professionals choose to use the Internet because it's a more efficient way of getting their job done. Just because someone chooses to work form home does not mean they are any less of a person.
when geeks get the latest greatest stuff,like full suspension bikes for example,its not to actually use them.. its purely for decorative,photographic,and arguing its superiority over the net purposes.
LOL, i thought he was going to bring out a Motorola "surfboard " modem! i was surprised to see a real surfboard. i think the girl holding the camera and talking in the back round is that Chinese netti pot girl he is hanging with.
I know it was AWESOME :) -THAT- is the Chris Pirillo we all know :). It is his friendly side :). In my mind he is the leader of the geeks or the King of Komputers :).
Thumbs up if you got here from the Lego AT-AT Review. Not to be a nerd or anything.
LegoJackSparrow12345 8 months ago
thats not how u surf, i have been surfing for 2 years and if u want to make a video about surfing u should tell the lady to not give surfing lessons
wannabefamouse 9 months ago
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wannabefamouse 9 months ago
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yo seriously dude. i need no joke. this is not funny
gensterize 9 months ago
yo deriously dude. i need no joke. this is not funny
gensterize 9 months ago
he watches star trek every day
sk8te182 9 months ago
Can you use this in Counter Strike?
- oh.. And you look like you know what you do.. Which console settings to you prefer when surfing?
fussbald 10 months ago
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Ha that was pretty funny. I found this site by doing a search on "how to surf" because I am looking for some info. This was pretty entertaining none the less. I am just beginning and decided to blog the whole way through. Check it out if you like...
alternative-exercises.blogspot.com
wheeliejuice 10 months ago
u have the cutest dogs! :)
wubblezz 10 months ago
awww your dogs are sooo cute!!!!
Damnedsoul53 10 months ago
LMAO that dog is adorable..
dhsk8sb 11 months ago
fuck this cunt.
MagicPup69 11 months ago
your soo stupiad
bella12345678901 11 months ago
CUTEST DOG EVER!!!! What kind is it?
dance362 11 months ago
your a fuckin KOOK!
fergie42720 1 year ago
your a fuckin KOOK!
fergie42720 1 year ago
HI IM NERD
leonardoooish 1 year ago
ocean spray LOL
whatthefudge2009 1 year ago
the person who teach u teach it wrong when u standing up u dont stand on your knees you bend your back
krittee123 1 year ago
It is my opinion that anyone who cannot ride a board that is of the same height as yourself is of a lesser skill than someone that can. the board that he is using is more than 7' and you can clearly see he is of a differential height than it.
zetakong 1 year ago
And I will not take it easy on him! When I see bitch asses like him in a lineup, or even getting remotely close to being more inside than me I will snake the wave with much pleasure.
He is a pro surfer in the context of starring into a remote user interface all day and night seeking emotional refuge among the zombified pale faces that plague virtual human connectivity sites.
zetakong 1 year ago
REPLY: Hmmmm... the terminology of a "real surfer" can constitute many different things to a broad spectrum of people. My comment is a opinion, if you agree with it or not, it remains valid as long as I still believe it so. And if anyone else agrees with it, than the validity is strengthened.
zetakong 1 year ago
i thought all surfboards have like a curved spike at the bottom right
icyyice 1 year ago
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
olinks 1 year ago
You suck bro.
Macsk8ing 1 year ago
i thinked thet iit was a stop motion surf vid!!
antonioaparicio1997 1 year ago
i would pay $100000000000000000 usd to actually see this guy follow his own directions while surfing a 15ft wave
PREDICTION:
hang on wait for it........wait for it...... wait for it ...........grrrrr......3....2.....1.....WIPEOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and the crowd goes :)
Tony8325788 1 year ago
i would pay $100000000000000000 usd to actually see this guy follow his own directions while surfing a 15ft wave
3....2.....1.....WIPEOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tony8325788 1 year ago
FAAAAGGGGG get a real board!!! and you speak nothing of the threshold of momentum needed when catching a wave to the exact moment you want to pop up. also how to generate momentum while on the actual wave is a crucial point in surfing. riding the white wash of a wave does not constitute you being a surfer. This video unmistakably shows how to be a GUBER NOOB!!!
Hatr gona hate
zetakong 1 year ago
@zetakong yeah bro total kook
VolcomStone585 1 year ago
@zetakong take it easy on him...he's a pro surfer, but just not the surfer you had in mind. but it doesn't make him a fag!
btw MM's ARE real boards! riding a shorty or a fish doesn't make you a real surfer! just keep that in mind!
sokyboi 1 year ago
actually if u get on ur knees its almost impossible to get up from there.. and ur most likely gona fall.. u wanna just basically jump up with ur feet in the middle of the board
newjoiseysurf 1 year ago
cute dogs
mamady03 1 year ago
you don't get on your knee, just crouch. its called the monkey method.
redkitten311 1 year ago
love the dog!
zannazone 1 year ago
Fag go talk with your computer bitch ...
chilapa90 1 year ago
shit .. that's actually a pretty nice board -.-
7Royalty 1 year ago
id surf with it dude but im still amature :( not no famous surfer haha
GnarleySurferDude 1 year ago
do you really surf or is it for show
miked1997 1 year ago
@miked1997 did you watch the video....?
younger4silver 1 year ago
i was born in 1994 ftw!
blakasassin1 1 year ago
I don't think the surfboard is the geeke one
sodapop148 1 year ago
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sodapop148 1 year ago
1994 when u were born.
Dannyhere2help 1 year ago
wow you suck
crazyboy123252 1 year ago
Another fucking spoiled rich kid getting free, expensive shit he doesn't need.
Grungadin 1 year ago
Chris, you should go to the beach but it in the sand and you just made your own billboard, haha!
You´re dogs are really talented.
- Robin
RobinMoviesOffical 1 year ago
woah!!! chris, first time i hae seen you comment somone back on your videos
kellafella 2 years ago 3
He's from Seattle?
FireDem0n 2 years ago
Yes i am from Bainbridge island. Right neer seattle
XXFOGOLDR0PSH0T3XX 2 years ago
:::Chris needs to do a mtv style cribs video lol...that would be awesome
BuckeyeSparky 2 years ago 20
No.
lockergnome 2 years ago 15
Do you live in a city? or a town? west coast or east coast?
teh1337storm 2 years ago
@lockergnome douche...
masonrox2547 11 months ago
as sweet as his house is, i don't think i would just leave without a reason
hacktheplanet90 2 years ago
he he catch the star trek reference 10 points to anyone who can name the episode :)
dapperchap 2 years ago 2
I can! Do I count?
lockergnome 2 years ago 4
Ha! I think some how you may have a slight advantage over the others :)
dapperchap 2 years ago
chris leave the house?
NEVER
let along go to the beach
TheParallex 2 years ago
You kn ow he does get out. SO that is a bit ont he hurtful side i would say. As he gets out to do his gnomedex, got to howai. And other stuff. So he does get out.
liamgreen94 2 years ago
not really
any other time
his in his computer room
24/7
TheParallex 2 years ago
Well yer. lolo
liamgreen94 2 years ago
Hold on, so in order for you to have come to that conclusion you would have had to watch Chris's live stream for a long time, right otherwise how else would you know he spends 24/7 at his computer (which he doesn't)? You're all hypocrites, because you say how he is a geek for not leaving the house yet most of you watch his live stream when he's not even doing anything interesting. (That is sad)
ilabstudios 2 years ago
i never watch his stream its so boring
i have been on for it max 2 minutes
TheParallex 2 years ago
That "computer room" is basically his office where he works. Most Internet Entrepreneurs like myself and Chris do exactly the same thing. We can sit on ass in front of the computer because at the end of the day we're making money either way no matter where we are.
ilabstudios 2 years ago
well i dont see u having any videos
TheParallex 2 years ago
Why should me not having any videos on YouTube justify me being an entrepreneur. lol. Look, professionals choose to use the Internet because it's a more efficient way of getting their job done. Just because someone chooses to work form home does not mean they are any less of a person.
ilabstudios 2 years ago
wow dude your a kook
SlightlyStoopid11 2 years ago
Wow, congratz with your new present
ScorgeRudess 2 years ago
good luck surfing without a fin :P
BeatlesFan32 2 years ago 3
Hum... right, Lear how to take off first. It's kinda unfair I surf and I dun have a board and u do... oh well movin on.
NonocasFanFics 2 years ago
I was picturing you floor surfing with Surfin' Bird playing.
TheOutsanityDotCom 2 years ago
timber his arms wide!
mckeznak 2 years ago
Shaka.. when the walls fell :/
Stevenup7004 2 years ago
Nice video.
cusinndzl 2 years ago
so i can't help but notice there is no fin....
adammurphy 2 years ago
they are removable. you can see the slots.
stevyd10 2 years ago
yea i saw that, its ok, its not like he'll ever ride it, or get someone to.
adammurphy 2 years ago
using it might scratch it!
when geeks get the latest greatest stuff,like full suspension bikes for example,its not to actually use them.. its purely for decorative,photographic,and arguing its superiority over the net purposes.
mrlowdangle 2 years ago
I seen you editing this video on your live feed....LOL weird i came across this randomly looking up vista problems
Graphicspittz187 2 years ago
Pixie can surf in the sitting stand! :P
RobinMoviesOffical 2 years ago
LOL, i thought he was going to bring out a Motorola "surfboard " modem! i was surprised to see a real surfboard. i think the girl holding the camera and talking in the back round is that Chinese netti pot girl he is hanging with.
yellowgroove 2 years ago
Who is holding the video camera? Probably his new girlfriend.
willij 2 years ago
Yo Chris I go a feelin' that thing is gonna be gathering dust in your attic
TheNewYorkPete 2 years ago 2
funny face at :31
AMontage 2 years ago
??? How many times have i said this??? I KNOW! That is the main reason i asked the question, cuz i would be suprised that she is filming!
MacFadden01 2 years ago
anything over 4 feet is long..(then clears throat) LOL
cashgiftisnoscam 2 years ago
thats what she said XD
CiviCity 2 years ago
lol... the whole video i was wanting him to ride the board down the stairs and say thats how yous surf
... lol
cidazj6 2 years ago 24
your short is short
bull912000 2 years ago
Your short.
blamethedogs 2 years ago
lockerGNOME
rakunishu 2 years ago
Your comment is short.
PopeSnowball 2 years ago
Your short in the pants.
Quinnstaz 2 years ago
You should have made this one of those green screen challenges with you riding on the surfboard....then pixie just walks on it. lol.
SilentSpartan 2 years ago
pixie?
Liss140 2 years ago
There Dogs
sonny899 2 years ago
quit with the bullshit videos and do what you used to do very well
rampageturke 2 years ago
so true
arnolddisco 2 years ago
I have a seal painted on the bottom of my surf board
jgq85 2 years ago
2: 40... chris and his dog are almost alighned, haha actually like hes surfing. lol.
gabrielabalayan 2 years ago
do you suck dicks son?
A503B201 2 years ago
I surf in css
Thegamer5150 2 years ago
I'm the king of css surfing!
navgamingtk 2 years ago
nice board, but they should of made a longboard instead because learning on a shortboard is going to be impossible for you.
youlosez 2 years ago
awesome man best surfboard ever
xfrozenxsoulsx 2 years ago
and 2:44 and 3:12 ;D
Phatoome 2 years ago
lol
CrzayZakster 2 years ago
he has a girlfriend?! how?!
computermaniac4 2 years ago
he's married
TechsHome 2 years ago
Divorced
braddudeguy 2 years ago 2
Awesome board
augustaboys 2 years ago
pixy is adorable.
Flashuploads 2 years ago 2
LOL SURFER!
TheGoldenMiner 2 years ago
damn, wasn't expecting Darmok.
Darmok on the ocean.
benirall1246 2 years ago
I know it was AWESOME :) -THAT- is the Chris Pirillo we all know :). It is his friendly side :). In my mind he is the leader of the geeks or the King of Komputers :).
joshua25fm 2 years ago
Who is the Camaraman
daveZaiyajin 2 years ago
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FTrain4750 2 years ago
his girlfriend i believe
xNoobKira 2 years ago
his wife
Ne0nLiteZ 2 years ago
cool now all the fish under you can see that they should check out you site
pashyn 2 years ago
God I love your house
ShawnFlan 2 years ago
Nice House :) 5*s
YourPCHelpzz 2 years ago
he stole it
yomominbed 2 years ago
3:13 i'm 13 and i know what that means. i scare myself sometimes. xD
leahluffssoccer 2 years ago
are you kidding me? Chris get the bobble head and send it around to travel. like the travel gnome.... maybe you can get into space?????
whateverebay 2 years ago
sad that some company gives you a board to get noticed and it WILL just rot in your room you geek,,,,
pacman812 2 years ago
@pacman812 lol
scjason420 2 years ago
You look so short.
TheIshter 2 years ago
Thats cos he has a big house
efcfan1234 2 years ago 2
thats what she said
ChrisMac1996 2 years ago
CTFxC
bloooby 2 years ago 3
Thats Amazing! I really wish I could afford a Surfboard. It is my dream and has been since I was little :(
ChantalGooderham 2 years ago
You`re goofy foot Chris!
Ask Ponzie ,she seems to Know more .
Sweet lookin board I wish someone would just send me 1
johnwally 2 years ago
Wow Chris Pirillo you ARE a SuperGeek. You remember something from 'Stargate SG1' OOO :D
hfinity 2 years ago
So, where is she? We haven't seen any vids on her on this channel for a long time now (some months) so...
Well, that vid when they fuss and shit like that is a fake, but the divorce is true.
Mibmu 2 years ago
Well, that vid when they fuss and shit like that is a fake, but the divorce is true, I suppose.
Mibmu 2 years ago
haha this dog would sure be better than me at it lmao
Flashfarm 2 years ago
Chris you suck more and more, why do you post all these crap videos?
soulfinderz 2 years ago
More tech!! :P
fritzo62 2 years ago
dude i love you. lol
funguywoo 2 years ago
Where's the fin?
TwistinFool 2 years ago
there are two on the side
funguywoo 2 years ago
Probably not mailed with it attached, for packing purposes. Also, he probably hadn't put them on yet because he was going to put it on the floor.
pikacunut 2 years ago
LOL ... surfing a geek board in a hall and quoting Star Trek - Does it get more geeky :-)
LuiWallentin 2 years ago 2
where's Ponzi???
AnthonygoesApple 2 years ago
they got divorced
em17466 2 years ago
Chris and Ponzi divorced a year ago.
Mibmu 2 years ago
chris and ponzi are divorced?????? why????
gongy1returns 2 years ago
They been divorced for like two years. You mean you just now realized it?
an80sGuy 2 years ago
wow O.O
AnthonygoesApple 2 years ago
God, I subscribed to hear about new tech. Not lifestyle! His channel is turning into learning about lifestyle.
therandomawsome 2 years ago
I'm picturing outriggers like training wheels.
JohnRLange 2 years ago
you must have a thing for asains shes so sexy
DetroitPC313 2 years ago
you're a lucky guy chris. I love the surf board.
jasonbadler 2 years ago
As one Surfing Ninja once said;
"Remember, bend your knees, use your arms."
Glasseh 2 years ago
DO IT IN THE STAIRS! DO IT IN THE STAIRS!
earthquakeroats 2 years ago 2
Cool!
TheLarssan 2 years ago
Does this Emei or Eemay or whatever live with you or summin?
OverdoseStudios 2 years ago
Star Treck:TNG refrence sweet.
BSZanatsu 2 years ago
Haha, I laughed at that too. :D
Kpalsm 2 years ago
hehehe Pixie looks so confused xD
Arthurb06 2 years ago
My lord you're smaller than I imagained xD
rikuizo 2 years ago
I was thinking, i cannot imagine chris surfing bahaha
Arthurb06 2 years ago
hahaahaaahahaahhhah pixie peed. lmaooooooooooooooo
nepalihercules 2 years ago
ITT Chris Pirillo looking silly in his house...
llollercoaster 2 years ago
haha good punn. I was trying to picture you surfing.
StillAware 2 years ago
Short.
ozzehz 2 years ago
Ive watched alot of his vids,but i never seem to clearly make out of it what he says at the end...some1? :D ".....ya later?"
GlennW69 2 years ago
"We'll E you later."
palmerpoop 2 years ago
He says: E Ya Later!
(see you later)
Nice video and great gift from leapfish lol
kitasitatata 2 years ago
STAR TREK REFERENCE FTW!!! :D
TheReasonWhyGuy 2 years ago
how tall is chris??
givemethelotion 2 years ago
Looks about 5"4 =D
tinymouse2 2 years ago
was that traci recording?
sillychicken599 2 years ago
@sillychicken599 whoelse, he's been trying to bone her ever since he went to hawaii
nepalihercules 2 years ago
I've only been surfing once.
It's winter here in the UK, but I am actually going surfing not this weekend but next, can't wait!
YourAppleKid 2 years ago