Nostalgia Critic - Once Upon a Forest 1/2

[Suichelle]

This is without doubt the best episode! xD I've never laughed as much as I just did! Wouldn't surprise me if I can repeat every single line in a couple of days. Definitely rewatchable! :D ♥

[Zmakt]

12:14 Without us humans they wouldnt have a magnifying glass and they all would have been killed by the bird.THANK GOD FOR HUMANS THROWING SHIT IN THE FORESTS!:)

[502nickster]

At 0:59 what does that mean?

[Randomizer903]

@502nickster that's the hand gesture for "shame on you!"

[solodatemaru]

I remember this movie. I also remember thinking it was one of the Secret of Nim movies.

[paleknight1]

FURRIES!

[rhinochaser20]

this movie is amazing. i don't see how you can bash it.. but i guess when you are a pathetic 30 year old that doesn't have anything better to do and is upset that his life has turned out the way it has you can.

[legolasisthebest]

@rhinochaser20 You know this is his job. He earns a lot of money from this. And if you watched it till the end, the review, he says it is not really really bad.

[jokingpenguin]

@rhinochaser20 To quote one of your comments on another video - 'nobody asked you moron'.

[rhinochaser20]

@jokingpenguin penguin nobody cares about you, also don't stalk me you freak. i am logging this incase i get you following me anymore.

[jokingpenguin]

@rhinochaser20 Hardly stalking... On your channel, I can see all comments you wrote on other videos. Dont like it? Disable it.

Au revoir, douche.

[rhinochaser20]

@jokingpenguin you sick animal... wow.. i have never in my 10 years of life come across such a cock sucking douche bag, what do you do? suck dicks for a living? jesus help us, you must have accidentally the entire thing

[jokingpenguin]

@rhinochaser20 I'm not going to dignify your poor excuses for sentences with responses anymore. You disgust me.

Now please, leave my mind. I am watching Nostalgia Critic.

P.S. Grammer. Even if you are '10' you should still know what a capital letter is. Oh wait... you don't.

Goodbye!

[arkki112]

@rhinochaser20 well if you dont like it then GTFO

[rhinochaser20]

@arkki112 i am leaving you poopy faced urine eater

[AnonymousGameTag]

FFFFUck It's Hannah Barbara's work and it sucks... never thought that would happen...

[mikethedevil10]

A 'Ramble' is a walk.

[smashercrusher3]

I know the story is fucked up and all, but they want the kids to be the adventurers because this film was intended for kids...that's (unfortunately) just how it is with animated movies.

[LarryArtsProduction3]

I was at Wal-Mart and saw this movie in the $5 bin. I was said, "This movie doesn't even deserve $5!"

[TheShinema]

i am a bit confused about the message of the film...yeah its true humans pollute the world but does this film really teach to hate humans?

[WinterIceRing]

How are the Nostalgia Critic and Rule 34 alike? They both ruin our childhoods, yet we love them for it

[TB26]

@WinterIceRing Amen to that, but I'm kind of immune to him trying to screw my childhood. o.o Especially with "The Fox and the Hound", "Casper", and even "The Pagemaster".

[Rita3500]

I actually like this movie...

[askblack2]

I don't think the Nostalgia Critic knows that a "ramble" is also a word for a "walk"... but it doesn't change the fact that this movie is really annoying.

[CutePengy]

I'm having flash backs I loove this movie as a child

[Storiesofheroes]

Animals!

Evil! Bad! Wanna kill you!

XDD

[HankADT666]

@Storiesofheroes lol thats my fav part

[megaman99880]

i used to love this movie. whenever i went to my grandma's house id watch it on her vcr.<3

[ThatFreakWhoHauntsU]

i freaked when he shouted "abigail" in the beginning cause thats my name lol

[TehAuroraWolf]

ironic how the book that fell on the flying thing at 3:22 was called "gravity".

[BabyPaulaPolestar]

06:25

Jaws?

[crazyarabondrugs]

The birds are already holding a funeral for a bird that isn't even in that much mortal danger........................­Talk about maniacal pessimism!!

[DepressedLemur9]

Rrrrrrrrrrrrheumatism! 

[Montork]

im sorry nostalgia critic but you need to get over the fact that a opera/broadway singer would want to branch out and try other things. brining up the fact that he was the phantom of the opera every five seconds got old, fast. look the review is more about Michael Crawford then the actual movie.

[vroota42]

NC should do Condorman sometime soon.

[superbum900]

Democritus discovered that property of the widow bark. In fact, it has the chemical that is in aspirin, so its not just for rrrrrrrrhuematism.

[EgaoKage]

Furrlings... as in... Young Furries!? Maybe this is where they got that term.. err.. vice versa ??

[VerySourLemon]

Has anyone ever tried making 0:58-1:02 into an animated icon?

[YamatoFukkatsu]

in Cornelius's defense, that is his niece, and seemingly his only living relative after the sudden death of his sister and brother-in-law (their deaths which he, oddly enough, didn't bat an eye towards), so yeah, those other three are totally expendable so far as he's concerned.

[TheRedandwhiteroses]

It's RRRRRare that a RRRRRange RRRRRover does not RRRRRam you into RRRRRavaged RRRRRRoadkill, you RRRRambunctious little RRRRRRetard!! HAHAHAHAHA!

[Goltork2]

rhuematism!

[ConsoleCleric]

The part with the bird group trying to bail the kid out of the mud was weird. It did not fit the film in my opinion.

[IceColdKoopa]

uhhh was that the male version of sally acorn?

[ARX78]

Micheal Crawford from some mothers do 'ave 'em (look it up!). Comedy gold.

[KimRobinRisvi]

Rrrrrow, Rrrrrrow, Rrrrrrrow yourrrr boat gently down the stRrrrrream.

[hell5309]

@KimRobinRisvi If you see a cRrrrocodile, don't forrrrget to scrrrrreeam.

[insaneblondechick]

I love the Phantom of the Opera insert XD

[SuperDevolution]

0:20 You have to admit Doug knows his audience.

[PeregrineFalconLady]

@Lostprophetzzz i was gonna comment the same thing until i saw your comment. I'm like: "what the hell? badgers aren't that size.... :I" lol

[TheFamousBen]

Um... am I the only one concerned about the content of the site at 0:28 ? I am mean seriously, look at it more closely O.o

[Himmelslaub]

Who cares! As a little child i loved this movie and watched it a million times. It will always be nostalgic for me, but in a good way.

[Lostprophetzzz]

anyone else notice the slightly wierd scaling?

a full grown badger is only slightly taller than a mole?

ok.....

[Masterhuffnpuff]

3:32 he was right the first time, cornelius is saying Great Honk

but even then, WTF DOES IT MEAN ANYWAY!

[at34712]

nostalgia critic knows musicals?? WIN.

[dexdex1560]

HEY! I do not watch porn in my regular browser!

I always watch my porn in the ingoneito window on chrome!

[Lostprophetzzz]

@dexdex1560 hell yeah! INCOGNITO FIVE!

[darkxaur]

24 people switched to their porn tabs.

[fromwkfsmouth]

I like the part when the title card of the musical HONK!, written by 2 of my Facebook friends, shows up! LOL!!! XD

[pouncivalfan1321]

Were was the song that said "Damn you!" and about Pandora from?

[docturlough]

@pouncivalfan1321 Phantom Of The Opera.

[TheaterRaven]

@pouncivalfan1321 It's a song from "The Phantom of the Opera" called "I Remember/Stranger Than You Dreamt It".

[imortal2demon1]

Hot movie.

[Grandpharaoh91]

I'm sorry, but whenever I hear the word Furling, I think of the word furry. Sometimes I hate my mind.

[DeathlyPumpkin]

Tox..tox...tox..toxic Gas! LOLZ

[DeathlyPumpkin]

Animals better eat them before they eat you! LOL I Love this guy!

[Poppy6644]

All I remembered about this movie was the old guy saying "Furlings!" and the gospel crows.

[JCReiki]

2:48-2:55

You are my hero... XD

[FengZeXiao]

Younglings comes from Youngins I think, yes old people say that

[conman2317]

I actually enjoyed this movie, I think this review is comedically extremist.

[angelic01]

You're a douche.

[staporinac]

I remember watching this movie when I was a kid. I am really happy I found it

[johnnyfive222]

I laughed at a lot of this video. But Critic I think you stepped over the line with Crawford. He is an amazing singer and the best phantom. I'm surprise not a lot of phantom fans have not trashed you for this.

[TheaterRaven]

@johnnyfive222 I'm a huge "Phantom"/Michael Crawford fan and I thought this was hilarious. In fact, I would've enjoyed MORE PotO jokes. When they were in the boat and the Critic said, "Perhaps we should sing a song", I thought that he was going to play the title song from the show. This movie will always be special to me because it was the first thing I saw Michael in, but the Critic DID make some good points. Like now, I can't help but notice how much Cornelius rolls his "R"s. 

[zion653]

Who else looked up the "porn" site @ 0:20 ?

It's a real site, lol.

[helljumpr5150]

@zion653 Meh, there's better sites...

[annie10103]

@zion653 Lol Nostalgia Critic's dirty secret

[MrBadBoy2105]

@zion653 its a real site

[crudenightmare]

@MrBadBoy2105 ...thats what he said,why say it again?

[MrBadBoy2105]

@crudenightmare cause i thought i my computer messed up when i asked

[klingingmadness07]

@zion653 i wasnt looking for it but i was on one for some reason i look at porn while hearing the nostalgia critic

[unpictures1]

23 furrrrrrrrlings disliked this rrrrrrrrrreview.

[emmasmith173]

What's weird is I always thought the birds were racially stereotyping a race? I have no idea why I thought this but for me it always seemed that way.......

[zion653]

@emmasmith173 Yea, seemed like the crows from "Dumbo." I got that too...

[19Vexthehedgehog91]

RRRRRRRRRRRROW RRRRRRRRRRRRRRROW RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROW YOUR BOAT GENTLY DOWN THE STRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAM

[animewarrior08]

i never noticed that the book that fell on it was called gravity lol

[robirdsfilmmaker]

@animewarrior08 ironic that gravity destroyed the plane

[animewarrior08]

@robirdsfilmmaker yeah lol

[justme7388]

just noticed the 15 year old oriental beaten on the porn screen hahaha

[shockraid1]

7:00 is my favorite part. GREEEEEEN WITH ENVYYYYY

[DogoHalibar]

The beginning's my favorite part.

[randomguyodst46]

furling asses

[GhostPlanetFilms]

A bit of trivia here:

Michael Crawford said that the song "Please Wake Up" was really terrible for him. A song about a grown man singing for a little girl on the verge of dying.

He tried REALLY HARD not to cry.

[girligirl2341]

@GhostPlanetFilms Hope someone told him that so we can have a 3rd Top 11 F*ckUps! :D

[GhostPlanetFilms]

@girligirl2341 Why? What'd he say?

[EGLchan]

As soon as I got back from watching the Phantom of the Opera, I just had to watch this again. :P

[CloudyHybridKeys]

The squirrel at 14:01 that says “That was pointless,” where is she from? 

[ISeeAnIdiot]

@CloudyHybridKeys

isn't she from Animaniacs?

[robirdsfilmmaker]

@CloudyHybridKeys She is from Animaniacs

[birdofshade]

They. Are. Birds. Why can't one of them fly over him and pull him out?!

[MartianMarvin007]

Green with envy, mmm, crawling from my ass, you will smell my to- to- toxic gassssss

[tintor2]

6:25 That was amazing

[super17a]

the MAN moment was so freaking awesome

[RoozleRay]

After hearing "great ____" for the 6th time, I swear he was saying "Greek Hunk" but that's probably because somebody mentioned Gerald Butler

[FeNiXwOnG951]

I hate when the critic stops me for whatching porn

[THEBEEDOOBOP]

Rrrrrrrrrranting about how rrrrrrealy rrrrrrrrridiculously they pronounce thierrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrs!

[QuorthonandCronos]

@THEBEEDOOBOP It rrrrrrrrreally grrrrrrrrinds my gears to the brrrrrrreaking point to hear so many drrrrrrrawn out rrrrrrrrrrrrs!

[KatyHallow]

@QuorthonandCronos It rrrrrrrrrrrrreally gets irrrrrrrrrrrritating afterrrrrrrr people rrrrrrrrrramble with too many rrrrrrrrrr's. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat honk. ;)

[destinyislandgirl]

I loved this movie as a kid!!

[anthonysimeon]

Rheumatism!!!

[wd1250]

i forgotten about this movie thanks for reminding me of how bad it was

[maggiemae252]

you can hear cornelius say it when he climbs in the boat and when he sees the full size wingamathing he clearly says great HONK!

[aryllia]

The ironic thing? I was about to look up some porn (mostly out of boredom, granted) before I noticed this clip among the related videos.

[sdafdsffdsjkfdfhdjk]

@HipsterFilmsForever no its not

[fanofsolo]

I was buying gifts for my siblings at target when I saw the movie for 5.00 I was shocked to see that movie there.

[Jailbird408]

I'm surprised he didn't say anything about the BIRDY BOOBIES on the mother bird.

I'm sorry, but we don't want to fuck birds! I'm sure there's some small community that would...

[kinyune]

omg i started crying of laughter with the phantom reference after the book crushed the doo-hickey.

[CloneComander1138]

XD love the flying black guy!

[TheaterRaven]

3:44 Epicness!!!!! XD I love this movie, "Phantom", and Michael Crawford, so seeing them all put together was just great. They should have done a parody of the title song when Cornelius and the Furlings were in the rowboat. :) Great review!

[Nethrezar]

This is the kind of movie my elementary school teachers would punish us with.

[Bl3ssedWithACurs3]

I liked that movie when I was a child. < .< I think NC only comments so bad on those old children movies is because he is an adult, and maybe didn't watch it when he was little. Childhood movies just don't make sense to adult people most of the time. Yet again it might be really enjoyable for children. I thought that about some of those critics now. :o not all of them. Some did right to pick on those movies xD Because they were bad even for kids.

[Sve303]

RRRRRRRREUUUUMATISSM!

[MrPedros1989]

Ya know what is the best joke in whole this shitty movie? A model of a flying machine crushed by a huge book called 'Gravity'...

This means that this movie is a piece of fuck...

[MrKanojo]

I would love to be your friend lul

[hwsucksass]

awesome episode nostalgia crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrritic 

[dabijaman10]

You just shit on my childhood.... :/ I fucking h8 you :D



[NarutoRPCfan]

... My autistic sister likes this movie. I think its complete crap.

[VonZentio]

Great, now I can't listen to Phantom of the Opera without thinking "Furlings!"

[Edenstr]

@VonZentio I can't listen to children without thinking "Shaya Labouuf" (with nostalgia critic accentuation)

[Charmolution]

2:29

Does anyone else think this looks like Twilight's house in Ponyville?

[viicISrotcib]

@Charmolution don't know about that... but... brohoof.

[Charmolution]

@viicISrotcib

Well, I mean, it's a two-story library that's built in a tree, and Twilight's house is a two-story library built in a tree, so...

[embercoral]

Great Honk!

Quick, place him in the All Quacking Choir!

[MegumiGoose]

I love this guy's critics- but I don't think he can make me hate this movie. I guess it's because I grew up with it. But! I think environmental, hate-man- pity animals movies are usually a load of crap. I think this is the only one I enjoy.

[Headcheezonium]

I am a huge Michael Crawford fan and I still thought this was funny!

[Takeruma1296]

This made me laugh so hard XD I LOVED the begining SO hilarious "HEY COME BACK!! STOP LOOKING AT PORN" LMFAO XD

[joemoe175]

"NO DON'T LOOK AT PORN!!" umm.... that is the best line ever xD

[airgunner117]

UR ASS IS GAS AND IM GUNNA INHALE IT!

[Digitalsp33r]

Listening to 'great honk' through headphones makes it a little clearer... I... think it's great hulk. But I can't be sure.

[Applemask]

The jazz funeral is probably the best part of the movie.

[dumbassmoron]

You cant blame the lion for that. If your girlfriend was doing the same shit as that girl you would probably maul her too.

[wishbown44]

why do they always make birds black?

[spinosaurus46]

3:30 voice actor error :P

[bloocuttlefish]

"Its always Firlings or Younglings or Shia Labeouf" LOL!!

[FanNostalgiaCritic]

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMM­MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT­TTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSMMM

[jettythesunfish]

Is it odd to anyone else that they know what dragons are? They don't know what cars are but they know what dragons are?!

[ZigSmith]

and by the way hating is actually a human emotion not a form of low intelligence oh and thats the correct spelling just for you cretin

[bluebe123]

@ZigSmith Can you click the button that says "Reply" instead of just commenting and nobody knowing who your talking to? Hippie.

[ZigSmith]

@bluebe123 How does that make me a "hippie"? To be honest my ignorance of the "reply" button is because I don't waste hours of my life responding to people that clearly have nothing better to do other than look at twats making videos mocking films that people may want to watch.

[bluebe123]

@ZigSmith Because you love enviromental crap like this, why else? Oh, you hate NC, too. That makes you noobish. And I just won at trolling.

[ZigSmith]

That may be so however writing back sarcy little comments like that makes you very small minded and just one of those people that wants to make something of their very small and insignificant life more interesting by creating arguments on youtube, facebook, twitter etc because you have nothing better to do with your time.. The film that this obnoxious twat has decided destroy is one of my childhood favourites so please do excuse me for trying to look for it a stumble upon this bullshit!!

[pkmnmaster5152]

@ZigSmith Did you know hating is a sign of very low intellegence? Moron.

[bluebe123]

@pkmnmaster5152 Then I'm retarded.

[pkmnmaster5152]

@bluebe123 Hello.

[ZigSmith]

your a knob head i really wanted to watch this film and you have just fucked that all up with your shit stupid clip !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i hate ppl like u

[SolidMike84]

@ZigSmith

...You wanted to watch the film and thus took the clip with the title "Nostalgia CRITIC" (not suspecting even a little that this wouldn't be the actual movie)?

And then you sat through this clip, by your own choice and more than ever saw that this was not in fact the actual movie

This did in no way alarm you to perhaps...Turn it off?

[Digitalsp33r]

@ZigSmith What? Why did you watch this video? Don't you know it's NC's trademark to be sarcastic and mock badly-written films. Usually he has a good point, but he takes it to exaggerated extremes...

[ZigSmith]

@Digitalsp33r I didn't. I was looking for the children's film Once Upon a Forest and stumbled upon this drivel. I have never come across any of "NC's" clips before and I have no intention of doing so again.

[SheSheAdmirer]

6:50, I actually thought that in my head watching that as a child...

[deena654]

what the hell is a poison gas truck doing in the middle of the fucking road

[runeboyz7]

i loved this mood as a kid....why does he hate my childhood

[FanNostalgiaCritic]

@runeboyz7

i pooped

[seanpatrickcain2]

NC: This is Brains...

Tarman: Brains!

NC: Close enough rofl

[Blizzaray]

What was up with the 90' s and whismacal animated rodent movies

[LawrenceOlaf]

An image of gassed animals. You know, for kids!

[Eskimop16]

lmao "Damn you..." ahh phantom of the opera dub was genius

[HoopsAndDinoMan]

One major thing NC forgot to point out when he was critcizing environmental films: Why did they make the animals look like humans?? They walk on two legs, wear clothes, they even have a school system! If they want to send a message about not destroying the environment, why did they create an environment that doesn't even exist? I mean, in movies like Bambi they made the animals look like real animals, so it actually made sense.

[txfnero]

@HoopsAndDinoMan Maybe because kids can relate more to other kids and school, rather than animals, a lot of which they've probably never seen and/or interacted with?