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  • i have decided that this is the best phil outro ever

  • last coment 1 month ago :P now its now

  • sxephil used to be so much more funny

  • Those cops pretty much got away with it. They got fired/suspended. That really serves justice. *note my sarcasm* Honestly, they should be put it jail. They should be sued for tazing a poor and innocent woman. It disgusts me how they got away with such little consequences. They're criminals with badges. -____-

  • why the hell did they cuff the lady in the first place? I just watched the video, and I wanted to climb into my computer screen and beat the fuck out of those officers.

  • @uno11ify he has a gf, look at his facebook every once in a while.

  • i really wish when i type lindsay lohan in youtube her music would come up not all this bullshit

  • @uno11ify nope 

  • Conan's a bamf.

  • i hate how you talk, it's anoying

  • @Manulicious20 then don't watch...

  • @Manulicious20 i agree

  • I personally don't feel like it's any of my business to care about Lindsey Lohan, which means I don't judge her. I do like her song about an abusive father, or something like that. I like your show and think it's cool that you can be serious and funny. : )

  • @lindsayLohan001 your a douche for your name and not being able to spell douche

  • @kpoploverfeva You spelled "you're" wrong.

  • @LindseyLohan001 your a douche for having name and for spelling douche wrong. Good job

  • Are there not enough vapid empty gossip shows out there? And you don't even get paid to spread demonic rumors. Maybe you'll find something original to talk about.

  • Ive seen American History X and that taser clip still seemed excessive and horrible. Jeeeeesy Creesy.

  • I love your tazer impression.

  • you are dush .

  • Law enforcement corruption.....Wow that is messed up!

  • watch,dont fish and drive!

  • that chick at the end of the show had a huge rack

  • the chick at the end of the show had a huge rack

  • holy sh*t, watched the woman being tased, and the officer has the same name as me. haha that was wired.

  • Ahh fuck celebes. When we average people do something stupid and have to do jail time we get like 2years and Celebes get like 10 day for the same crimes

  • Help look for little Madeleine Mccann!

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    Madeleine is counting on you!

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  • LEAVE LINDSAY A-LOHAN !

  • Lady Gaga is cool .. "naked ladygaga. C(O)M"

  • LiLo is amazing alms her dad is an ass and should stfu. LOVE YA LILO

  • lindsay lohan deserves to remain in prison for eternity until she doesnt exist. she's not hot at all, a terrible actress, a ginger thats a blonde wannabe, freckles like a banana, and shes a back door slut. why the fuck did God bother to waste his time creating her?

  • I have to say this is disturbingly funny and informative....

    I don't care if Lohan goes to jail.

  • @CenkIsAdorable I hope so!

  • OMFG

    that videos SICK, the womans crying and begging them to stop saying she wont be trouble and they just keep telling her shes going to get it again and tasing her, it sounded like a fucking rattle snake, SERIOUSLY OMG shes fuking being tortured, crying and obviously in so much pain, why THE FUCK would they do that

  • OMG LOOK AT THE VEIWS ON THIS VEIDEO

  • Oh god 5* only for the part with august 20 and december 800 °F that cracked my up so bad I can't stop laughing.

  • why do people even flag videos ?

  • @kix2P To quote The Simpsons:

    "Because i disagree with it, nobody else should be able to enjoy it."

  • i just watched the video of the woman being tazed and i beleive those cops should not have just been fired and suspended but put into prison. that was seriously fucked up

  • those cops deserve to burn in hell!!!!!!

  • in the archives again philly post something dammit! how am I supposed to start my day?

  • u guys live in a FUP country

  • u cant even c anything in that cop vid. im calin fake and gay

  • yeah i dont care

  • i thought they were calling it the lost decade because of the show...woops.

  • the tazer sounds like someone slapping someone elses flabby ass

  • NICOLE RITCHIE=17 MINUTES IN JAIL AFTER BEING STRIP SEARCHED?!?!? =.='''

  • Darth Vader: 'Lindsay, I am not your father' !!!!

  • whys de fuck do dem niggers feel da need to be typin words incorecly n shittzzz!!!!! Fuck anyone who types like, dumb asses! i have to hear enough of your damn ebonics in public and now i have to fuckin lower my IQ just to read a paragraph because you niggers are too lazy to type complete words...go back to school, its free and we all know how you all like free stuff..(cough cough.. welfare, food stamps ect.)

  • @Videoguy1991 whoa! tone down the racism cowboy, ur guna get phil in trouble

  • holy shit

  • 17 mins bitch!! lol guyd ur funny!!!

  • Happy. But as soon as I saw her fake crying(she can cry but not mean it, got it from acting) I knew that it wouldn't be 90 days. It would be just like that, 17 minutes. But seriously, 17 minutes in jail for drugs? Seriously? If she were anyone else it would've been a year or two.

  • I'm happy the bitch is going to jail

  • Douche bag of the day always makes me sad :[

  • fuc­king pigs

  • 0:35 wierdddd idrealycare if she in jail

  • fave yet!

  • the tasering actually made me sick to my stomach

  • Wow..that was messed up. I truelly believe that either that cop was on something or he was a frikin retard [no offense to the mentally challenged, just the retarded sociopaths]

  • That poor woman should get a good lawyer and press charges against them. That's sooo wrong.

  • dude all i hope is that lidzy lohan has to spend more that 17 minutes in jail

  • my dad has a taser in his car and who likes Lindsay Lohan she is crazy! XD

  • I really...dont give a fuck...

  • Lohan got out after like what a day or 2? Why the hell do they give rich specile treatment,if one of us not rich people did that we'd have to pay up the whole sentance not 17 minutes,not a day,no the whole 3 months. And the prisions they go to are more cushy then the ones we'd have to go to,they get nice fluffy bed and big rooms we get a hard cot in a small room. Just becuase they are famous and rich they get to do whatever,just disgusting seeing that compared to how us "nobodies" are treated

  • lindsay can take it in the pooper in jail. they have strap ons there, right?

  • Reading the Google speech recognition captions are almost as good as a double rainbow. "the scientologists realize that he will have to keep reminding seen anything or no" "he's a settlement and really master this list" "ramos horta confrontational those things in this country it is a service of the warrants" "brown vote the pentagon" "...as always my name is Phillip review point is though that welcome"

  • Jail not prison, cry me a river and then drowned in it.

  • i can't understand why they'd taser her, poor woman...

  • alot of cops are power-hungry jerks

  • @n00b0wn3rzz and some of them own businesses with domed shaped covers over cameras in every corner of the ceiling and overcharge for services rendered.

  • QOTD: I really don't care

  • fail on melgibson joke

  • Hahahaha

  • I've just been Philled in....

    Why thank you Phil :D

  • QOTD: Why yes, I am happy. :)

  • i dont care just keep making vids for the next 8 years ok

  • WWOW! YOU GOT MAJOR VIEWS! RIGHT ON PHIL!

  • ".. it snaps faster than Mel Gibson on a phone call." ohmyGod, i shouldn't have laughed as hard as i did. and as loud. :\ .. eh, whatever, XD.

    on Lindsay: eh, maybe she'll shape up. who knows?

  • and to think police officers were the good guys that HELP not taser someone for no reason

  • ohh shit that was fucking insane. did you hear the sound of that taser... that shit makes grown men cry.. freaking crazy plus dont you stop moving when you get tazed why did they keep getting her with the stun gun... fucked up shit.. and they only got the guy on using mace and stun against a woman... bull shit.

  • @strada915 You know what America's problem REALLY is? Authority sticks DIRECTLY to the law in order to recieve the least punishment for whatever they do wrong. Because there's nothing anyone in the legal system can (or will) do! That's why I sometimes wish we weren't such a developed counrty. Maybe people would go on morals rather than stupid laws.

  • @strada915 Funny...my friend enjoys getting tased...

  • that video of the chick getting tasered is fucking crazy

  • I don't care

  • i love sxephil, this is a shameless plug but my show gives you funny headlines from around the world. check it out if you want. Internet Wanderings: Headlines

    its pretty similar to sxephil so you might enjoy it.

    Thanks guys

  • OMG THOSE 2 COPS SHOULD BE PUT DOWN WATCH THE VID IF U DONT BEALEVE ME

  • lohan should be shot?

  • you talk too much.....but cute!

  • OMG i saw that video of the woman being tasered! seriously?! wtf is wrong with ppl?

  • QOTD: I don't care. =P

    BTW: You're so alsome! Haha! xD

  • Lindsay Lohan does cocaine, and there aint no punchline to that ! lol She is like Dr. rockso off of metalocalypse.

  • Dude you Talk fast No Effence

  • voice is annoying...

  • This guy has an irritating face, how did I even get to this video, he's quite stupid... I hate his face

  • @Sularius ha you must have been the douche bag at school

  • @maniacnick90 totally, everyone hated me, they used to beat me with rocks and sticks, calling me names, even filled my lunchbox with frog brains ugh... did I mention, I hate this guy's face? seriously though, did you get a good look at it?? the way his tongue moves in his mouth makes me want to punch a baby, and his dimples... they make me want to kick a puppy...

  • See, sxephil is super awesome, but i can't watch the rest of his videos because i get annoyed by his yelling so i stop mid-vid. xD

  • @SellyLovex I hear ya, I don't really love his videos but I have to stop because he yells, talks ridiculously fast, and then makes it even faster by editing out moments that he actually breaths. It's kinda psycho when you think about it.

  • @gclark3rd no when you think about it you think your stupid because psycho means you have no emotion which he dose

  • @maniacnick90 no Nick, psycho means crazy or insane. But sorry for offending you and your boyfriend.

  • @gclark3rd lol that has bad insult it did not even make sense because you don't even know me also crazy and insane are both different words with different meanings psycho still means you have no emotion i learned this when i was like 12 its sad you don't know what it means

  • @maniacnick90 Here ya go Nick.

    psycho  psy·cho (sī'kō)

    n. A psychopath.

    adj. Crazy; insane.

  • @gclark3rd wrong

  • @maniacnick90 psycho doesnt mean you have no emotion...

  • @purplexelephant7 It dose

  • @maniacnick90 No it doesn't. And please learn how to spell...please.

  • leave lindsy alone and check me out hear on youtube under my name peace

  • ... i never got this video in my subscription box. featured video. fuckin youtube trying to deprive me of lindsay lohan

  • smokinbluntzzz...you actually think thats a life? your gonna buy a bar and get drunk. woohoo, i have nothing but contempt for fucking drunks. I work in a hospital and i see you little shits come in all the goddamn time after you've killed some mother and her kids or smashed the hell out of someone and i have to keep you alive somehow. makes me sick. and bringing back a bitch for a fuck? wow, thats respect. What a man. Im kinda glad we wont me men like you. you dont know the meanin of the word.

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  • Philip DeFranco. This is a very fragil girl emotionally and now physically with these crappy drugs, why r' u' making fun of her just because she got a hot bod and got run through the system?

  • @EMOTIONALLOGICABLE

    Out of all media outlets you decide to bash Phillip Defranco? If anything he's been the lightest on Lindsay. She's deserved it anyway, she did all of this to herself and has been incredibly unforgiving and rude about her actions. Its karma if you ask just about everyone. She's not emotionally or physically fragile its all some bullcrap act. Don't believe that sort of stuff like she needs therapy or something.

  • @gjuandarg Media Outlets???????????? LMAO ROTFL. The judge made the right decision on two counts. First by putting her in jail followed by rehab, and second by having all of the cameras turned off before this wack job of a girl was put in retraints by the court bailiff deputy before they threw her in the whosgow. that way she helps shelter this girl emotionally AND she helps stiffle philip defranco and his idea of jurisprudence.

  • @EMOTIONALLOGICABLE

    For someone defending Lindsay Lohan from being exploited and made fun of isn't it a bit ironic that you call her a wackjob, Media and news outlets which is a commonly used term which someone trying to act as smart as you should know. What I was saying was Lindsay was over dramatizing her situation and is just scared of going to jail but she's been to rehab before its not going to work for her, and Phillip Defranco was kidding which some "smart" person like you should know.

  • @gjuandarg Who ever said that I am a "smart" person. I am a stupid person. But smart enough to be a little fair but a little tough with Lindsay Lohan. I'm defending her right not to be smeared by Philip Defranco. I'm not defending her right to be drinking wine and eating escargots under the Eiffel Tower in France promoting a stupid movie when she should have been in rehab in the United States courtesy of three outstanding warrants for DUI and two other charges that I can't think of offhand.

  • @EMOTIONALLOGICABLE

    I know you are not smart I was being sarcastic, yet again she is not being smeared by him she is being made fun of lightly not smeared. If he were smearing her he would be making incredibly defaming comments towards her and making fun of everything about her.

  • (2)

    If she is bright enough and mobile enough to get herself to gay parii for this film festival, then she is bright enough and mobile enough to get herself back to a little south of gay san francisco to therapy and to answer to these charges.

  • @EMOTIONALLOGICABLE @gjuandarg (1)

    @gjuandarg he was trying to create a media circus for the fact that she will be processed and strip searched in prison, when he should have made a

    media circus about the fact that she was playing with herself and the other floozies in France at that stupid cannes film festival instead of getting herself back to America into rehab and answer to those outstanding warrants.

  • Still waiting for you to finally feature a black lady as the poster girl for one of your videos, Phil.

  • you suck!

  • =3 is funnier

  • you're lucky you're have editing capabilities

  • Nope he's never gonna be the failure you are Smokinbluntzz.

  • @ExiledKiller209 : Ryan Reynolds.

  • I miss the lohan I saw in Herbie D:

  • why you redo phil =(

  • u r a retard

  • her face in the backgrounds it classic, it screams "Great how am I gonna score a fix now!" LoL I hope she becomes someone's bitch cause that would be hot,, LMAO.

  • i miss "sxc phil hes so sexy sxc phil hes just so sxc"

  • @Spagoochy its SXE, not SXC

  • @PrinceDeity ya i always get mixed up.

  • yes Im ok with h going to jail.

  • Smokinnbluntz is a faggot! Bitch no one cares what you think hoe! Get a life kid and stop beating off to your mom while staring at your dad.

  • @kiplin65 why not just reply to me so i could see it, ass blood? nice job taking my insults and using them as your own as well. you are just another fucking queer like the rest of phils followers. oh, and i do have a life. bout to buy the bar and get shit faced, afterwards i plan on bringing back a bitch for a nice fuck. hows your night playing WoW? fucking idiot, you will never be the man i am.

  • this guy kinda looks like this actor guy reynolds something i forgot his first name

  • fuck her... both ways

  • He has dimples =P

  • The sponsor reminds me about what we used to do when we were young, we used to find old bikes and loosen the front wheel screw. And we the school was like right next to this Immigrant Asylum or whatever, and they used to take the bus down to the town, and ride bikes home (steriotype where?). So we loosened the screws and when they got on and started you know.. Biking away, they faceplanted into the sidewalk or tiped to the side, shit was so cash.

  • i watched the women being tased, it was not funny. i cant believe they did that! they tased her repeatedly,and she was screaming!!!

  • me encanta el mono

  • why did i even watch... never again

  • GOD I WANNA FUCK HER SO BAD if i worked at the jail id let the trap on the door down & instead of giving her a food tray id give her my cock

  • @TheM9Beretta You have serious imagination issues.

  • @RickyThaN00B inside me is a porn star fighting to get out

  • @TheM9Beretta k... lol

  • You are seriously the nastiest fuck I've seen on Youtube. You put the Eww in Ewwtube.

  • we should talk ;)

  • This Suxs I can't make the Tazer Noise !!!!!! my teeth keep popping out.....

  • what a waste

  • what a waste 

  • Get a job

  • WTF is wrong with this guy?? it's like he has to go and take a shit, but cant wait it and talks everything that's on his mind. look at his mouth, my mouth muscles feel weird! :DDDD

  • wow this is kinda annoying.. im about to catch a seizure

  • Phil if you realy think that we have ever landed on the moon please reply and i will unsubscribe! What a load of...!

  • 1 million plus views, fuck me!

  • My Lindsay Lohan poem and tongue twister. Listen:

    Lindsay Lohan Lockup Lesbian Licker Loony Liquor, OOOOH!

    Biopolar Disorder and Cocaine, too!.

    My name is Sylvia, and I'm praying for you.

  • I'm some what kinda really super amazingly in love with you because you are hysterical and beautiful and just an amazing person.

    Yo I watched that video. With the woman. I don't think I'm going to sleep for months.That's insane. I'm freaking out right now.

  • your voice is the funniest part of your videos

  • Remember when Lohan was sober and cute? Now ugly and horrible...

  • I love the haters in here. Just because you hate doesn't mean your viewership/comment is counted.

    P.S. I liked the boobs at the end of this.

  • after watching 3 episodes of this show i realized this guy can be kinda annoying

  • Mmk well it seems like theres a lot of douchebags out there that are hating on your page, frankly I feel as if it sums up the days news quite nicely in a humorous way (basically I laugh my balls off till I need to detach them when I watch these) Maybe start hatin on some of your comments for douchebags of the day? Mmk btw, idc if Lindsay Lohan is in jail. bye now

  • Why is the guy that has 8 thumbs up for saying you use view bots to get so many views comment not in the highest rated comments area?

  • pause anywhere in the vid and his face will still look stupid

  • UR GAYまたなはやまに

  • Lindsay Lohan Strips Down For Prison

    -

    Sxephil is still an idiot

    Boring Headlines.

  • no one irritates me more on youtube than this pathetic faggot.

  • @SmokinBluntzzz Well, you're contributing to his success by watching this video, so if you don't like him... don't fucking watch his videos.