Steve Ballmer's "Monkey Boy Dance"

[cubitme]

WTF was that all about? Last minute Powerpoint presentation?



[LawrenceLugar500]

My hERO

[kusalaviro]

I'd buy Apple products just based on this pathetic display alone.

[maxwellreid]

Should have been a bond trader, that's the trading floor dance, missed his calling imo

[BoofBrotBratta]

wow, that is awkward as can be. middle aged, pudgy white guy "wooing" and prancing for a contrived corporate enthusiasm pep rally. well, that's coke for ya.

[robin100012001]

Some people deserve happiness, Maybe I was in the same company i would do the same but I'm not sure about doing it in public!!!

[1dbjack]

Cocaine?

[BarryDong]

Is that any way for a CEO to behave?

[killaxification]

@BarryDong wasnt a CEO back then

[chrisfish71]

cocaine is a helluva drug.

[banedostanic]

What an ashole! Sick bastard!

Fuck microsoft, fuck them up their stupid asses!

[DemonFoxDeity]

He was on crack or something, there is no other explanation...

[dethmaShine]

Looks like a WWE entrace. Lmao!

[res1233]

I actually got nauseous... I'm not joking either. This guy is revolting beyond belief.

[cydoniaworld]

He is Windows - fast and nippy at first then eventually slows down to a fat, bloated, sluggish crawl. It's time to reinstall your CEO!

[lordtaw]

He needs to stop doing coke. That guy must have done a few lines before he went out there like that.

[elendil90]

This guy is the biggest public jackass on the business scene right now, and he's held the title for years--a truly impressive feat. And he and Larry Ellison tie as the most unlikeable bastards in tech.

[Mallgirl33]

that guy needs some pills

[mwsource]

"Give me whatever that gentleman is having.."

[PsychoLCrazy71]

$15 billion? Sure I'll have seconds to that please...

[lupopz]

O_O

[defileralpha]

steve ballllllllllllmer

[nroks]

who's your dealer, steve

[Mam00th]

what... the... fuck...

[morbels]

These people are sick and very powerful.

[broncos4ever24]

he must be tripping on acid

[ins3]

LMAO

[toosday]

Oh my god! Is this REAL?!

Seriously?!

[russellbrandfreak]

omfg lmfao! omg i think hes on drugs or his new microsoft drugs ... better than ne other u can gt

[phlyco]

20 seconds of dancing and yelling and he's already out of breath. He needs to hit the gym bad.

[nroks]

and bath

[tedsuplex]

too much money, no balls. the devil himself.

[Exarkun5]

What a Cock!

[CatAtomic99]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[CatAtomic99]

I don't what makes his excitement more ridiculous:

1. His obesity

2. His extreme whiteness

3. His age

4. His baldness

5. His "rich executive" status

6. His relation to the computer industry

Any one of those points would've made his happy dance something to pity, but taken altogether... well, I think it gave me cancer.

[HypnoToad72]

Yes, I love "Three's Company" too...

[Kankudai]

LMAO @ four words: I LOVE THREE'S COMPANY

[jackerobi]

wat a twat

[GoateeIncorporated]

This man is beyond bi-polar.

[ronteras]

Gimme 15 billion and I'll do the same on UN general assembly, naked.

[drrobertoboogie97]

@ronteras I second that.

[MegaClips]

Jajajajajjajaaj

[bigzird]

Seeing this would make me want to quit the company. Microsoft has so much damn money, they should have hired Mel Gibson to dress up as Braveheart and give a speech on fighting Google Longshanks when everyone is betting against them. On how Google can their market share but it can never take their freedom.

That would be more inspirational than this old geezer dancing around and making Sergey Brin and Larry Paige look cool by comparison.

[transistorized]

By the end of the video, you start to feel bad for him.

[PopeRatzo]

No, you don't.

[cherrielane]

Shirt: $250.00

Shoes: $175.00

The ability to figure out what employee posted this:

PRICELESS!

[dainamiku]

haha a net worth of 15 billion would make anyone act like that... and 31st richest... and now microsoft's ceo

LOTSA ENERGY THOUGH FOR AN OVERWEIGHT FELLOW

anyways watch this movie on google ZEITGIEST

[RyanD124]

Wow. I hate microsoft even more after watching that video.

[qqcolaman]

Amen brotha!!! lol  note : Mac Rocks!

[Mickice]

I have 2 words for you, Child Rapist, lol.

[angryfishmonger]

So ToniBi what PR firm do youwork for?

[ToneBj]

I've worked in Microsoft and have actually met Steve Ballmer. He really loves his company and is enganged and enthusiastic as hell - but at the same time he is humble. Love this guy :)

[Dandsjpa]

Donkey Kong Jr!

[Zombi218]

Why would anyone act the way that he did lol

[jlethal]

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[fodaseotubo]

you already fucked up on that coke, huh?

[pive78]

he is possessed...

by cocaine.