Kiss - Christine Sixteen

[ElZappata]

Updataed version..."Shannon Tweed...63,please stop,heart condition...cant breathe!"

[misskroko1]

i playded this song on my sixtheenth birthday and geuss my name is christine ahahaha

[clamantuanguyan]

lol @ all the 16-year-old christines not even commenting about the lyrics haha

[CROOKZxIMPACTZ]

SICK ASS SONG I LOVE IT HAHAH KISSS IS THE BEST

[xxampaxx]

today is my brithday,now Im 16! but Im not called Christine haha

[coreyaemous]

KISS doesn't perform this song live anymore because if they did they'd be on the next episode of 'To Catch a Predator' haha

[crue4229]

im 16..my names kristen, close enough

[zoznack]

After skimming through the first few comments here, I'm convinced that YouTube needs to institute an age limit to post. While there are certainly enough immature over-21 asswipes out there, at least a 21 y/o age limit would eliminate the majority of the vile little morons who inhabit these sites.

[WitnessofTheHolyOne]

Creepiest song of all time

[flyinv1967]

things were different back in the '70's nobody flinched when this record came out back then

[80s90ssports]

IT'S JUST A SONG YOU FUCKING RETARDS. GETS A LIFE!!!

[C00LPHONE]

@80s90ssports ITS MORE THAN A SONG YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT ITS MY LIFE LOL

[80s90ssports]

@C00LPHONE If a song is your life then you need a job, a life , a woman and some goals. And this little piece of shit will snap ur fucking neck like a twig you low life pot smoking fag!

[C00LPHONE]

@80s90ssports get the fuck off from here faggot i dont nothing except music my life is not your buisness and from internet you can kiss my ass

[80s90ssports]

@C00LPHONE LOL You made it my business when you messaged me talking shit you little homo. If you cant take it, do start it pussy...Get a job, do something , contribute instead of jacking off to moms panties all day and youtube you butt banger.

[C00LPHONE]

@80s90ssports haha i got guitar and its enough for me fuck off :)

[80s90ssports]

@C00LPHONE Cuz you a looooser...see how much that guitar pays your bills you wannabe pot smoking fag.

[C00LPHONE]

@80s90ssports Now bitch you are too much trying to come into my life fuck you my bills are mine, and certainly I can afford to keep the guitar you dick

[80s90ssports]

@C00LPHONE You dont work, mommy and daddy pay for all ur shit. They wont be around forever. Get a job scumbag!

[C00LPHONE]

@80s90ssports haha i cant get job scumbag cuz im studying take care about yourself lol

[80s90ssports]

@C00LPHONE Well your studying is not helping because its pronounced take care OF yourself...Not take care about yourself lol

And im studying is lingo for UNEMPLOYED lol

See. just music makes you really stupid hahaha

[C00LPHONE]

@80s90ssports you are talking some bullshit, deny it now and press me music makes me stupid dont be silly

[80s90ssports]

@C00LPHONE I cant help it, i have to be silly ....SILLY i tell ya.

In face my girlfreid told me the other day to fuck her silly... so i put on a clown suite!

[zrhinier]

To everyone calling Gene a pedophile-

I fucked your little sister on her sweet sixteen.

And she blew me before she blew out the candles.

Then I taught her how to parallel park.

[MattBloodworth]

Who cares if he likes a 16 year old. He's Gene Simmons...he does what he wants.

[Larry211205]

hey losers stop hatin!!! its a song for cryin out loud

[flavioamplistudio]

Pedophilo´s song, lol

[FatRat03820]

16 is the legal age of consent in many states.

[shredtildeath777]

I guess being a pedophile was cooler back then

[iownallnoobs]

eddie van halen wrote the solo

[FatRat03820]

I hope there aren't any girls names that rhyme with eleven or twelve

[invisibletenants]

@FatRat03820 Ellen, eleven :P lol

[tinian33]

Gene and R Kelly will be issuing a new release of this song...

[jellyfishcomputers]

wow gene simmons is a petifile

[HellhammerSS]

Parents watch out for Gene at the school yards!

[mminer58]

What a tender age??!!

[Itsurmom3]

MY NAMES CHRISTINE YAY!!!!! LOL XD

[robzombys1]

Love Gun is a masterpiece!Just great tunes on this 1

[soflatriker]

Too many kids on the old songs, they don't even have a clue.

[joelibermann]

Paul, why don't you take a seat? Right over there.

[turkeybambi]

i cant WAIT until december... my best friend's 16th birthday........ guess what her name is (:

[DancingSpiderman]

DAMMIT.... In my Mind's Eye, I keep on seeing Christina Hendricks dancing topless to this song... and now, she's removing her draws too

[1216saab]

...and this song never offended anyone when it hit the charts. Today it would be pedophilia.

[broncobra]

@1216saab Youth is wasted on the young. If I only knew then what I know now! lol!!!

[1216saab]

@broncobra It was what I didnt know when I was young that kept me going! lol. Its way too scary these days.

[highonLife73]

You say Bruno Mars, I say Guns'n Roses

You say Hannah Montana, I say Aerosmith

You say Owl City, I say Bon Jovi

You say Jonas Brothers, I say Queen

You say Taylor Swift, I say AC/DC

You say Justin Bieber, I say Fuck You

95% of teens these days listen to the same formulaic, crappy pop over and over again. If you're one of the 5% who still listens to real music, thumb this up, then copy and paste it to at least five videos. Don't let the spirit of rock and roll die!

[fireman640]

"Dorrie McLean, she's only fifteen.

She can suck it all night

She's a sweet-sucking queen."

-Zazz Blammymatazz/Dr. Rockso

[BadReligion250]

@fireman640 i love cocaine

[v3ryb0r3d666]

i need this this song cause my lady christine is the bomb baby

[jestio71]

I am confused, why the Revenge Album cover....

[crisstinabgd]

My name is Christine and I`m sixteen <3 the song of the year... for me! :D

[boogiechillen123]

@crisstinabgd- Hi...I'm Gene Simmons. i would like to meet you. My van will be by to pick you up after school, and I might not be wearing pants!

[captspaldn]

christtine 16 is tight

[tlm19670]

wheres steve?

[Sulfarose]

"Dum-dum Christine, dum-dum fifteen...wait what?"

[stringjr05]

You serious 4 people disliked this must be 4 crack heads

[TheBashingBro]

It's kinda funny because I'm actually sixteen :)

[vanhalen515084]

this is one of kiss's best, gene says ace played the exact solo which eddie van halen played on the demo, don't know if i would believe gene though

[KMZiggyStardust]

@vanhalen515084 If he's complimenting Ace, you have to believe him. Gene really doesn't like Ace.

[auroradrow]

Part of this song reminds me of Funky Cold Medina.

[broncobra]

@auroradrow Maybe you should have a DR check that out. sounds BAD.

[MrVeesworld]

Love the Thin Lizzy style guitar solo part.

[atomicpunk48]

Perfect Gene Simmons song.  Pedophiles all over the world love this.

[MacorettaBoozer]

is this song kinda weird to anyone else? a good song, but how old were they when they wrote it? seems like it deserves pedo-bear's seal of approval

[KMZiggyStardust]

@MacorettaBoozer It's not as pedo as Goin' Blind. Don't matter to anyone, though, 'cause it's KISS. KISS are gods.

[MacorettaBoozer]

@KMZiggyStardust i like that answer

[greatbigbubby]

i'm christine too, but when this song came out i was 15.

[MAGNUM2F]

how can anyone be negative about Kiss???? they are cheesy as hell and tongue in cheek. They are also the best most hardworking entertainers on the planet...

[cbgcbg12]

in 31 states 16 is the legal age, in 8 states its 17, and in 11 states its 18

[JkiDD741]

Can you fuck heads stop posting negative shit already!!!

[rammstein1967cool]

Nice song!

Gut lied!

Bonne chanson!

:):):)

[juannrocks]

Yeah Yeahhh Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh­!

[MrAlverez]

@tokorev747777 I was Gene Simmons last year, haha. This year I'm going as Ace Frehley. By the way, in my opinion, this song was best preformed at their Largo concert in '77.

[ShakeyShad]

Yeah I banged Christine back when she was 16!!!!

[zuzanarox]

"I don't usually say things like this to girls your age, but when I saw you coming out of school that day, that day I knew, I KNEW, I've got to have you, I'VE GOT TO HAVE YOU!"

[Blueberryx2009]

I love this song, but my name is Kristine. With a freakin' K! >_<

[holterltd]

This was written in 1977. KISS was in their early twenty's. Big fucking deal. Today if a dude is 22 and goes out with a 16 year old- SEX OFFENDER. Its so stupid...

[eriiq96]

@holterltd politics don't accept that they like dick at 16...

[85ihateposeurs]

Gene is such a pervert! lol

[mrsradke96]

Hey my name is Christine and this is my favorite new song. >.<

[Eveneiedeg]

@mrsradke96 Are you Sixteen? :D

[mrsradke96]

@Eveneiedeg pshh no i wish i was.

[eriiq96]

@Eveneiedeg Pedo Bear There

:)

[jonnystyle132]

@eriiq96 only considered pedophilia if the victim is 11 or under... sexual acivity is technicall considered statutory rape.. but like what ever

[SolidGold1980]

@Eveneiedeg  I think the question is - is she 18?

[Smeghead65]

@SolidGold1980 In my Province it's sixteen.

[label1877]

@SolidGold1980 Maybe where you live 18 is the number but in most states... 16 is the legal age for consent.

[MASTERLINKX1]

@Eveneiedeg said the internet preditor

[mminer58]

@Eveneiedeg Hell no! lol!

[philochristos]

@mrsradke96 It must be nice having your own theme song.

[mrsradke96]

@philochristos lol ikr I'm gonna go to school and be singing this >.<

^-^

[broncobra]

@mrsradke96 Hi Sweetie! Like to cruise around in my '72 Challenger? I'll play your song for you! lol. (P.S. You will ALWAYS be 16 to me!)

[mrsradke96]

@broncobra Wtf..? Lol xD

[flavioamplistudio]

Pedofilo´s song!!

[TOSportsFan1990]

This is the pedophile's anthem...i love Kiss and this song but it's so creepy

[173rdbobby1967]

I gotta have 16 year old Sophie Simmons!

[btxkiddo90]

love this song! rocks!

[tmh1717]

and christine became an 80s motley crue whore...

[tmh1717]

maybe this song wasn't that bad for gene to sing..back in the day...but how bout now? LMAO

[jcboogiebear]

"whosampled" lists :

Honkytonk Women

Hot Blooded

Christin Sixteen

I cant get no satisfaction

Get off your ass and jam

are all sampled throughout FCM

[Lu70sChild80sFan]

Oh my, on clip :10 & :18...& just the general rhythm...Sounds like Tone Loc ripped this for his 'Funky Cold Medina' hit in 1989...Local DJ's agree...Anyone agree??

[billyfan8305]

@Lu70sChild80sFan Without  a doubt...

[stevebeagle]

This song contains samples from six songs, "Honky Tonk Women" "Hot Blooded" (whose guitar riff dominates the song), "Christine Sixteen "All Right Now" & "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" and the introduction to "Jamie's Cryin'" (from which the drum break during the song's bridge is derived .

[stevebeagle]

@stevebeagle posted at the wrong spot..sorry ;(

[petey604]

@stevebeagle This song contains no samples. It was performed by Kiss and written by Gene Simmons.

You may be thinking of Tone Loc's "Wild Thing" which does

contain a sample of "Jaimies Crying" and/or "Funky Cold Medina that contains samples

of "Christine Sixteen" and "Hot Blooded".

[stevebeagle]

@petey604 if you looked just above the post your responding to, you'll see, i also posted " to my own mistake." i had 2 windows open & meant to reply to someone in reference to a Tone loc tune. i'm fully aware who wrote & performed this.. but if you care,, my post (that you are replying to) refers to Tone Loc's funky cold medina, sampling all the mentioned songs.

[VictorySwissAutoLTD]

KISS ROCKS!!

[yogosun87]

i know how to play this on my guitar thumbs up if you are a huge kiss fan!!!

[streetcornerpoetry]

Does anyone else realize how creepy this song is?

[streetcornerpoetry]

@BiccusD Ah. Vicious YouTube comments. :) I do like bananas, however.

[Hister333]

@streetcornerpoetry Gene'll mess with anything. That's the first thing you learn as a KISS fan. Gene would mess with a 90 year old with one leg.

[999rooster999]

@streetcornerpoetry nope 16s the legal age well in th uk i duno about usa besides who gives one if they want it give it to them thats suply and demand my friend

[virgilio269]

4 people who need to be beat to death

[virgilio269]

4 people who need to be beat to death

[delroy64]

8 track in the molester van.

[renewd]

Let's not forget, the age of consent is 16 in over half of the states in the US.

[arhuxtable]

This belonged on SMASHES,THRASHES & HITS,released in 1988. That had 13 previously released tracks and 2 original ones. This song remeinds me of my mother. Her name is Christine. She was 16 in 1965-66.

[KATADROMEAS15]

this is #1 on a child molestor's top 10 list

[hellaxgood]

My names christine and today is my sixteenth birthday!

(As if there aren't already enough comments like this..haha)

[classicrockfan555]

@hellaxgood Cool, Happy Birthday! I'll listen to this on my 16th, but it's not till October.

[Tashiluvschaos]

My Mom HATES this song, my dad LOVES it. I take after my dad, and blare it all the time XD

[classicrockfan555]

@Tashiluvschaos My Mum doesn't really like KISS and my Dad WILL listen to them but he's not too keen. I had to discover them for myself.

[Tashiluvschaos]

@classicrockfan555 Hey, at least you found them at some point ^^

[chrissie0444]

Christine and 16 xD but 17 soon :l

[classicrockfan555]

I'm sorry Gene, as much as I like you, but this song makes you sound like a paedophile.

[WVS818LS]

child molesters....

[icjburke]

@WVS818LS what?

[DancingSpiderman]

I can just hear the Beavis-n-ButtHead dialogue during this song...

[DanRSL]

Dory McLean, and she's only fourteen

Gonna suck it all night, she's a sweet suckin queen!

oh wait, wrong song

[MichaelHansenFUN]

i may be wrong about it ,but oi read somewhere that gene played a piano on some kiss song...

[MichaelHansenFUN]

gene simmons on piano

[ilikethemyoungirls]

Great song, one of my all time favorites!

[loco4coco1235]

Dude, it's so weird hearing my name in music. The only thing I get from movies is a movie about a haunted car named Christine. Pfft. Thanks guys. But no, this is pretty cool, and it's got some pretty sweet riffs.

[rckhnt]

3 homos rather have chris 16..

[chevyrule88]

@rckhnt its 4 homos now

[TheBashingBro]

@rckhnt make that 4 now :p

[mrsjamiestrat]

@rckhnt only homos talk or have anything to say about them. mepersonly. i love lesbians. but you wouldnt know anything about that would you?

[broncobra]

@mrsjamiestrat MMMmmm lesbian dinosaurs - Lickalotapuss! lol.

[drewper73]

I'm gonna echo what MiamiSouthPaw already said. I could never figure out where Tone Loc got that little snip-it of a guitar riff. I knew it sounded familiar. Well, after listening to the first four bars of this song, I now know. I had this on cassette in the 80's but I forgot about that little riff. Great song!

[busquets28]

You gotta love Gene's voice

[skinsvideos21]

This song is great... however I feel creeped out thinking it's about an older dude getting all hot for a 16 year old girl. D:

[Drumboy5165]

@skinsvideos21 lol

[jadams2768]

I remember in 1977 I asked for a disco album for Christmas. My mom gave me this song instead, I am forever a rocker and disco, rap and techno all suck! Thanks Mom still into Kiss after all these years!

[IrishRockerDude1994]

great tune, but I think it sounds better live

[kirkindog]

In the st of Texas,where i reside and where the legal age of consent is 17, they would be charged witht statutory rape. LOL! Great song though!

[19crii]

I'm sixteen but my name is Cristina, aaaaanyways it is like they're singing it to me lol

[TheWheelsofconfusion]

who's the 3 douchebags that dis-like?

[MiamiSouthPaw]

I always thought the drums and guitar on Tone Loc's "Funky Cold Medina" sounded familiar. This is where it came from.

[tonydash2]

fucking awesome song

[BeccaBasilisk]

Now this is where it's at, why don't we have good music like this anymore?

[soapolice]

love this song.

[jimbang]

its that gene on vocals?really amazing voice!in fact all of kiss members can sing each with his own unique voice fuckin amazing song!

[jimbang]

its that gene on vocals?really amazing voice!in fact all of kiss members can sing each with his own unique voice

[ysbaddaden2003]

It's like the Archies if their amps went to 11.

[charliedontsurf70]

@ysbaddaden2003 hhahahahahahaha!

[Jcmd22]

Its like they're singing to me :3 my name is Christine :3!

[hotcouturemakeup]

love love love this song! My fave kiss song ever, knew all the words at the age of three lol

[clausen91]

well, i think twas a really good time when i was 16! :P

[tokorev747777]

im dressing up as gene for halloween! thumbs up if you agree!

[Daffneyfan]

@tokorev747777 sweet

[999rooster999]

@tokorev747777 nice. I'm going to my cosins weding as paul 

[luciferbanana]

@tokorev747777 i Have same idea :p

[ybanrabmth]

@tokorev747777 I WENT AS GENE FOR HALLOWEEN TOO!!!!

[999rooster999]

@tokorev747777 im going to my cousins wedding as paul

[ShmittyPoofzzTV]

@tokorev747777 agree to what?

[EddieTheZombie26]

i just saw these guys last week in saratoga they still got it

[andya190]

@EddieTheZombie26 i saw 'em in Detroit and OMFG they are the greatest band in the land

[EvaBraun9]

2nd best KISS song of all-time after ROCK AND ROLL ALL NITE!!!!

[MegaLito12]

One of the Best songs ever written! Watch out little girls!