Pure Pwnage High Shcool Graduation Speech

[Beagle240290]

beautiful

[burnindoghouse]

wheres jeremy

[Gunnie68]

OMG MAKE IT STOP I CANGT STOP LAFFING!!!!! OMGGG STOPP STOPPP HGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLOL

[OcarinaInMyPants]

alright now that guy is an official bad-ass!

[tokenredd]

ur a fuckin legend man, that was hilarious!

[whoispure]

Hahaha 

[GalexOwns]

How to own the system 101

[fireflyboywithwings]

@zephgaldarien1 80% of the audience are n00bs

[cooldude3001]

LOL man that was hillarious

[Secretsofsociety]

LMAO that was great. The best part is the lady reading it probably has no idea what it means.

[racingisfun]

watched it 4 times in a row, this is pwnage

[RockXStarEvan]

This is utterly horrible lmao.

[GalexOwns]

You're the shit dude,lol.

[unzkibow]

me likey

[bloodrunna59]

lol, funny

[marcoooootje1]

Lol gratz!

[NinjaNick321]

All the adults were laughing but do they have any idea what a n00b is

[LittlePatrician]

FTW!  Very well done. ;)

[MansourtheAmazing]

yesss

[Qshoper]

lol thats fuckin badass

[hherna12]

LOL my noobles LOL

[deVall3y]

lol funny

[Martintiinni]

he seems like the biggest fail of a gamer ....ever.....stick to single player noob

[AncestralViews]

@Martintiinni lol

[pjicleanair420]

fag gamers these days

[Gadwin100]

lol pro

[Zmuha]

lol dised

[kyl64]

Nicely done sir! Nicely DONE!

[snapascrew]

ahahahahaha

[CarmineDude]

Awesomeness

[TColeTrainT]

epic lol

[Rawrmonsturxxx]

gay

[Mutantelamadrid]

ok that liek totally pwns!!

[totemmatix]

looooooool awsome

[Tweetanic]

fucking nice

[jdogg0908]

lol thats awesome

[jake3189]

haha that was sweet

[R4ng3r0wnz94]

lol and stuff! nice speech

[batjutsu]

watched when it came out, rewatched, it still PWNS!!1!!zz ;-)

[chillz27]

fucking amazing

[WoWBronxe]

LOLOLOLOLOL this is awesome!!!!!!!!1

[UltraGOD]

haha this is hella funny

[SyracuseLax09]

HAHAHA

[TriforceSlash]

LOL that is epic beond belive.

*claps*

[NightDen]

lololol

[BreakFastSalad]

pffffffffffffthahhahaha lol nice

[paulverbin]

haha nice

[SovietDouchebag]

Lol Kyle is a fucking noob.

[lespaulguy]

LOL that is epic

[SIRHC45]

hahaha niiice

[Xilviusss]

God made a joke when he invented canaduh xD

[mrjack92]

hahaha that was great.

[Olpaj]

ROFL

[lols885]

Rofl i was talking to a person before me called una2020.

[Rockijian]

SO AWESOME! this is funny.... people... Canadian... take a joke! ALL YA NEED IS LOVE!

[Darkassasin18]

pretty cool, hah she actually read it! nice, why didn't i think of it too.

[Yojimbo1AK]

whats with all the finger pointing

[BraunRoxorzMaiSoxorz]

"My main goals are to like, exploit lower lvl noobs so i can get money to create like, my own little nooblets that can continue my legacy of pwning ."

that's only one goal...no wonder everyone hesitated at the end. roflcopter.

[colonelpanic414]

The only reason this is funny at all is because the teacher actually read it. Otherwise, it was pretty retarded.

[daveisapuma]

you just brought the pwn bro.

[Juone87]

Nooblets that keep continueing my pwnage

[l8kercrazy]

Win

[una2020]

oh dear, americans with their shitty diploma's, wtf is that?

[Pablothe]

why are they shitty to u?

[una2020]

cant u see how cheesy it is? like wow ur clever enough to follow the system and not disobey the law, amazing, have a crappy $1 trophy or whatever...

[linxer3]

exactly!

[lols885]

Ok. Lol. Umm...

Firstly I would like to state: I am CANADIAN. It is that unmentioned country above USA. Secondly, "diploma's"????? What the hell is that? You are equivalent to a third grader in spelling and punctuation. There is also a simple concept, it is called CAPITALIZATION. To the left of your Z key is a "SHIFT" key. It is used to make lowercase characters into UPPERCASE characters. It is essential in every sense of text.

Get one of those "diploma's" in simple English, please.

[Araga686]

lol Nooblets

[Crusader11]

LMFAO

asif she actually read it...

[M5PowerM3Power]

ahahah that was gold

[coolhand1010]

hahaha that was good lol

[iFlametimes2]

Absolute vodka?

No.

Absolute FAGGOT!

[BenCosford]

lmao

[metalmatthias]

LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO. "gay ass internet talk speeches"

[loozin5no0tyme]

You have my first seargents last name in JROTC

[tournasul9001]

lolololololoolololololooloollo­loolloool

[lightleague]

In ur base stealin ur diplomas

[XXcelol]

EPIIC.

[guest58]

lol, that was OWNAGE!

[Gunner4Funner]

This was ownage Teh_Pwnerer will like pwn u n stuff mayeby when u sometime play the game that u suck at n stuff.DUDE u rock i dont play many games but ur funny and dont care what others think that was a tight speech i could be like ur nooblet to carry on ur legacy n stuff xD

[Sotanath86]

pwnage in its purest form

[koko56]

olololol

[MrHardKnocks11]

lol lol for lol you fag that was funny n stuff

[b4sspl4y4]

HAHAHAHA! nice!

[RenderingGlintFilms]

HAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!!!

[Skiddla]

why didnt i think of that

[meanpupyfish]

idk lol is he loser or wat lol??

[Gunner4Funner]

stfu ur a little bitch u know that for 1 thing in graduation u dont give ur speeches till after during sum1 gives like a pre speech u dumb fuck u needto get a life and suck a cock cuz "Teh_Pwnerer" will like pwn u n stuff

[alexanderk4798]

dumb as shit

[SaintNiggalin]

This sir, is pure pwnage.

[koishua]

THAT WAS TRULY EPIC WIN

[loginname01]

Nice IRL trolling.

[Dragon5800]

win

[xtremestunt]

LOL that was awesome

[TheL3m0n]

I would of spelled it in 1337speak :O then she would be lyke

"N-Zero-Zero-Beee :o"

[Sy5temErR0r]

Damn, I wanna do something like that XD

[beermonster1234]

hahahahaha that was epic :D

[SonicoM4F]

xD soo funny

[WorshipInTruth]

dorks

[Domo230]

You win graduation

[aquilascura]

that is jus legendary man lmao, i was worried u'd be a full on i love myself geek but nah u pulled it off lmao

[PhillyGarver]

oh my god, this is what I would have done! I swear to god once I knew I was through fuck the teachers, I am stuck between something like this or putting a bunch of sexual euphanisms in my paper.

ex. This school year was hard, hard as my rock, that I keep on a pedestal, stuff like that.

[xGirlPlay]

Wow! That is win. Probably the best speech I've ever heard. I would of gave that whole speech a standing ovation. :P

[TheL3m0n]

I wanna see the prez come out and be lyke

"Yeh lyke we totally lyke u no...PWN iraq" :]

[pedro09876]

damn that fuckers tall! lol

[myyly]

awesome

[CipherMind117]

WIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNN!!!!

[Weaponhead7]

Epic

[xSpoonz]

lol awsome

[stinkyshoe]

... My god you are genious for doing that.

[jarkit46]

rofl, this is funny cuz a teacher had to read it... and her voice was so epic for the job.

[BooRadleysGhost]

dude awesome

[darkcorsair247]

lol lol lol  HAHa major pwnage

[crustymunkster]

lololololol

[LORDEZE7]

This is so fucking fake. Where the hell is the lady reading the speech? It's obvious the guy just dubbed it over him walking up to get teh diplmoa. Nice try though noob.

[GhadLike]

Hey bud, I went to high school with this guy. For graduation we have some teachers read our speeches that we wrote as we walk up and get the diploma.  Sorry, but this is beyond legit. You are teh über n00b.

[LORDEZE7]

"You are teh uber n00b"? LOL. WHy don't you just do everyone a favor and just like STFU and stop trying to talk and type like they do in that little internet tv show you nerdz love so much.

[GhadLike]

Wait, weren't you the first one to say "teh?" Then you also used noob. Damn, you pwned yourself.

[LORDEZE7]

I did use "teh" but that's a typo not on purpose. As for noob. That's One word out that I have endeared myself too. Because it's the ultimate insult on the internet apparently.

[GhadLike]

LOL. Ok but if you are to call someone a nerd, you should get rid of all your Star Wars favorites. Nerd.

[LORDEZE7]

Star Trek is for nerds. SW episode 3 was just a good movie. NERD!

[ericheikurinen]

That was great dude!

[olliepwnsall]

He's pride of being a nerd. Interesting

[usethefork]

I is pride with being good at the grammar.

[olliepwnsall]

I meant proude, asshole.

[olliepwnsall]

proud* god damn it

[usethefork]

Yeah, haha, I know. Sorry.

[EvilGenocide]

SPLEWGEEEEE

[GhadLike]

LOL! I wish he was a nerd.

[MyRainFlake]

gg!

[InfernalXpression]

lol that story mustve been some kind of uber micro

[lVlisterJef]

IT"S OVER 9000!

[bguster08]

EPIC!

[phoenixsplash135]

swish

[neolistic]

he sould of added that his skill level now is over 9000

[phoenixsplash135]

no he shudnt

[neolistic]

well than ur an idiot and no nothing of gamer speach so stfu or gtfo u fucking dumb n00b u fail at life

[ShinChanJratchet]

n00b^ that was epic

[Spazmunt]

Freakin awesome man.

[MrTommyClarke]

rofl that was win

[TouchmaiCRABS]

Wow, that was ownage.

[mgohitman]

not ownage, pwnage!!

[WoWlvl60]

lol so stupid yet so funny

[itscurbe]

dude awesome

[ConductiveDan]

liek nice wrk noob... mayb 1 day ul pwn liek 4 real... j/k j/k

[Srsbiznuss]

You win 100 internets, my good man.

[Srsbiznuss]

YOU SIR, WIN 100 INTERNETS.

[whosyourgrandpa]

thats awesome man!

[69jey69]

LMAO u r awesome ^^

[Fiesto316]

Brilliant !!

[vinnyman999]

I'm 9 stories above that top story, i must be a noob :(

[xxzorritoxx]

AMAZING PWNAGE!!!! X-D

[Shinownd]

nice dude, very nice

[FannarrS]

HAHA, wow...

Hilarious

[Hungerth]

Great idea! ^.^

[l33tpete]

You've earned my respect.

[solidblood]

PWND!!!!!!

[rtsjoe]

gg roflmao

[DanteFromHel]

he make a headshot to the camera LOL ROFL LOL

[xsfslayer]

LMAO

[NoobBeef]

that was pro,

good idea

gg

[kaztor0213]

hahaha lol

that was gr8 xD

[4d0lf]

noob

[sexidolofsatan]

i wish i was you

[Hiscrayz]

GG!

[Aj1524]

epic

[fuckflynn]

this is one of the best videos on youtube

[kannibees]

rofl thats so great

[rtsnick]

You sir, are "toal pro" as you'd call it. Honestly man you're right, you are 10 stories higher. That took guts.

I just wonder what the lady reading it was thinking...

[lbgundead]

posting in a legendary video

[JCAznDude]

If I get to say a graduation speech...I'm totally gonna do that...

[Kirzan66]

That's AMAZING

[RebelForce8]

HAHAHAAAHAHH once in a lifetime chance..you made it happen XP

[kiwidud3]

Pure pwnage.

[Shackleb0lt]

This is legendary. Truly inspiring. Thank you sir, you are my Hero.

[Str8rippin219]

that was amazing

[PianoBabay]

Yessiree, that was Pwnage all the way! Good job!

[stringX90]

ha.

[wushuchic]

well played sir. well played indeed.

[angelflavor06]

lol this is amazing lmao amazing! this inspires me to write something like this for my grad speech! amazing...

[hellcow22]

lawl.

[blodbegjear]

HAHAHAHAHA

[blazinfire0]

noob