I'm Like A Lawyer With The Way I'm Always Trying To...Lyrics

[saske616]

fob fall out boy my birthday feb 8th F08 mindblown

[FallOutBoygirl623]

Best was to kick off the new year, FALL OUT BOY MARATHON!!! Happy 2012!

[DEathTOanaLysis]

ahaha my dad used to think they were saying "me and you sitting in a honeydew"

[dman77654]

when did fall out boy break up

[theqrokz]

@dman77654 they didn't break up

they're on and indefinite hiatus

no one knows when they'll listen to their fans and start playing again

[libbie888]

Sometimes I hate going on youtube for music because I always look at the comments..it's very depressing , because in my head FOB is still together. FTW, i love them, it's just sad...I wan't to cry

[xamenities]

holy fuck people, fall out boy did not split up. they took a break. patrick has been stated as saying he doubts there's going to be a new album in 2012 but soon after that. get your facts straight.

[ChyCyanide]

I HAVE to sing along to.

I have bronchitis right now and I (attempting) to sing this. XD

[DoinUrLawnGnome]

@ChyCyanide It's ok, I have tonsillitis and I'm singing to it :D

[cuillereOTD]

this song sucks after 3:34 :/

[destroyer10106]

I don't care if your listening to this in 2011, i'm listening to this song every year for the rest of my life, your point is now invalid.

FOB! :D <3

[openhand556]

Bulletproof loneliness at best, at best <3<3 Fucking love this song forever and always

[danurnigg]

YO MY NIGGAS WORD UP I ONLY BE BUMPIN STRAIGHT GANGSTA RAP BUT IM FEELIN THIS SHIT AWWWWWWWWWWW YEAH ;]

[lKrazyKidz]

Love This Song!

[layahxo]

RAPE. RAPE. RAPE. the replay button

[ronalds141]

thumbs up if still watching in 2011

[TheSkykidof68]

@ronalds141 shut up, enjoy the music... maybe in 2015 I will listen to this song, I would not care of what year I listen to this song.

[sincerelyoliviaann]

i pray to god every night that FOB will get back together

[RandomHero5677]

@sincerelyoliviaann They aren't broken up, just on hiatus

[dman77654]

@sincerelyoliviaann when did fall out boy break up

[sincerelyoliviaann]

RIP FOB </3

[NerdyxDinoz]

This title is fuckking long!!!!!..I love it :D

[PATDsophehh]

I like pretty much all types of rock, And Fall Out Boy are one of My favourite bands. I go from liking Panic! At the Disco (Favourite band) and Fall out Boy to liking Black Veil Brides and Falling In Reverse to liking The Hush and There For Tomorrow. Rock is my life<3

[80Kpml08]

this is probably the only song i can listen to in any occasion

for enjoyment

relaxation

partying

before going to bed

this song is pretty awesome 

[jquiroz94]

they need another album

[XAdiehSugarlessX]

@jquiroz94 to bad they broke up o -o

[anythinggoeseh]

@XAdiehSugarlessX They didn't break up they are just taking a break

[XAdiehSugarlessX]

@anythinggoeseh lol thats one long ass break

[AllAmericanDollyrot]

This song reminds me of my best friend. I am absolutely in love with him and he doesnt know. Right now we are fighting. we havent spoken in days. How the fuck does fall out boy always know what i want to hear?

[nadnerbmiggy]

@AllAmericanDollyrot TRUST ME!! PLZ!!!! This has happened to me more times than most. fix the arguement any way you can, then try to tell him how u feel. He'll probably have felt the same way secretly for a long time. That same thing as you happened to me 6 months ago. I had had a crush on her for 2 years by that time. Then she made up with me. And all of a sudden SHE confessed her Love to me. She Loved me for as long as I Loved her. Try to get him. He prob feels the same way about u. trust me<3

[GamblingVideoes]

Hater: "Fall Out Boy is so old and bad"

Lover: "Wow, i didnt knew there was a "Best before", and you're a Justin Bieber fan, so shut up"

[WentzSecretLover]

i love them...and by them i mean pete<3

[SaintSevenfold]

so everyones cussing someone cause they're a metalhead and they like FoB? What happened to choice of fucking opinion? so far as "mainstream shit like slayer, iron maiden, suicide silence, lamb of god, slipknot and motorhead" all of those bands are fucking metal you douche.

I listen to stuff from Killswitch Engage, Iron Maiden, Slayer, Slipknot, Avenged Sevenfold to Basshunter, Scooter, Ultrabeat, Darren Styles. So I listen to Metal and Dance music, whats the harm in that? it's music ffs!

[ga20065]

If you call yourself a Metalhead your not a Metalhead your a fucking poser

[Uhlisahh]

This is my mom's favorite song :)

[OutNorthrend]

@9Trapt7 i dont care and you are not a metalhead ahaha you have bullet for my valentine and skyllex on your first 3 favorite videos haha i wish you are joking

[fivec3nt]

@OutNorthrend lol what a troll. do you really think that those songs arent metal other than ac/dc? If thats the case, then what do you consider metal?

[OutNorthrend]

@9Trapt7 you can't be a metalhead if you like this shit faggot

[Keshiadancer968]

love

[bbop123ful]

FALL OUT BOY FOREVER!!!!!

[mixie121]

wish they'd get back together i know pete is working on the black cards but i think it kind of sucks then patrick is working on his own and had a song i i think since i saw the music video for it on vh1 one morning and it just is wrong they should get back together i miss them

[RinaBaby77]

@zekeanator2 Me too! \m/

[haImBetterThanKolby]

Fall out boy just has a nice sound anyone who doesnt like them is just butthurt because at some point in time had a girlfriend who was obsessed with pete lol

[fillXinXblankXstares]

I just love how original their stuff is. It just belongs in its own genre, really.

[JulietAndHearts]

This is our song,<3 && I love how absolutely none of the comments below are negitive(:

[Lessthanok9887]

awesome



[HurricaneKenji]

I think i found my new favorite Fall Out Boy song(:

[autumflo]

@HurricaneKenji bloody impossible. when it comes to fall out boy you cant pick a favorite. all theresongs are just to good. there will be no favorites:)

[07EQueen]

i love fall out boy so much its borderline unhealthy and if they got back together itd be the best day of my lifeee i love them sooo much<333333333333

[y0shiball106]

I think Patrick's cute :)

[ASPEDBUSDRIVER1]

what do you think he means when he says "The best way to make it hearts and wrist in tact is to realize two out of three aint bad?''

[VTacoKitty]

@ASPEDBUSDRIVER1 I saw one comment on a song meaning website saying that it was saying how his heart is broken, but he still has his two wrists (2 out of three things aren't broken) And that's better than nothing.

[sk8rGHURL]

I love patricks voice in this song. I mean, he sounds great in all FOB songs, but i just really like it in this song.

[ShAySlIm130]

patrick when am i gonna hear your voice again? :(

[kelseymp09]

@ShAySlIm130 You can hear his voice anytime, in his new solo work

[Stryket66]

@ShAySlIm130 /watch?v=RKEFeIFJ8-M

[LizHatcher2099]

too bad they broke up. =(

[dr3wwee55]

They got me started in real music.

[RomanFlessona]

ah...been a fan for years and yearss<3 (: so sad to see them go..but the mark they left is huge.. believers never die :)

[carterboi25]

yes it is and i love this song

[XxNeonxCrayonsxX]

I <3 Bingo

[96spiderwebs]

If I was a metal head... I would still love Fall Out Boy.

If I was obsessed with R&B... I would still love Fall Out Boy.

They are just all round bloody brilliant! :)

[zekeanator2]

@96spiderwebs i am a metal head and i love fall out boy! lol

[godisdead25]

@zekeanator2 SAME !!!

[KBoiMarine]

@zekeanator2 mee too

[paramoreisawesome121]

@zekeanator2 i am too and i am like obssesed with Fall Out Boy

[AIDENBREEN1]

@zekeanator2 meee too !!!!



[keyairus]

@zekeanator2 Ima DickHead And I Love Fall Out Boy ! :}

[LuciaxLove64]

@zekeanator2

Me too!

I got into FOB in fifth grade and was obsessed for two years. Then, when they broke up, I got into thrash metal-ish stuff. Today I found this song and it brought back so many memories. I still know all the words to it xD Gahh, I love this song♥

[MegaMysterychick]

@96spiderwebs lol I'm a metal head and i love them sooo much

[sarabear461]

@96spiderwebs haha I AM obsessed with R&B and i still love FOB.

[Xmaggot93X]

@96spiderwebs I'm a metal head and a R&B fan, as well as a total dubstep/trance/gangsta rap/country fan.

And I love Fall Out Boy. :)

[OutNorthrend]

@Xmaggot93X you can't be a metalhead if you like r and b faggot

[Xmaggot93X]

@OutNorthrend Oh really? Because I can assure you that I've been to more metal concerts than you have metal songs on your iPod. List of bands with how many times I've seen them (most of which with pit tickets): Slayer: 3 Iron Maiden: 3 Whitechapel: 1 Exodus: 2 Suicide Silence: 2 Cannibal Corpse: 2 Lamb of God: 2 Slipknot: 1 AC/DC: 2 Amon Amarth: 2 Nile: 1 Motorhead: 1 Behemoth: 2 A Different Breed of Killer: 1 The list goes on. And you think I'm not a metal head? Try again.

[OutNorthrend]

@Xmaggot93X You are joking ? Most of your bands are mainstream shit like slayer , iron maiden , suicide silence , lamb of god ,slipknot ,motorhead ... and ac/dc is not metal .

You are absolutely not a metalhead.

[Xmaggot93X]

@OutNorthrend I just had to throw AC/DC in there.

And you must be trolling. I'm not going to argue with Hipster Kitty, who still thinks that his preferences in metal makes a say in what is metal and what isn't metal.

So you're saying that you don't like Lamb of God, Slayer, or Iron Maiden? You're not a metalhead, my friend.

[PanicAtMari]

@96spiderwebs im into hardcore and fall out boy has been the best ever since i was 8!

[nathybe123]

@96spiderwebs I'm a bruno mars fan, and also britney spears fan, and I still love FOB :)

[ClaraYovillian]

@96spiderwebs im an Eminem fan and i LOVE FallOutBoy

[LuvRemyanJack]

@ClaraYovillian same!

[danurnigg]

@ClaraYovillian Word dawggg same here

[ShlynTheWin]

@jessrocked do you mean Sugar, We're Going Down

[jessrocked]

arggh, nothing beats sugar were falling down, the rest of their songs were good but i dont find it addictive

[18runescaper]

@sauron610 same haha :)

[alisha54189]

HEAVY METAL Is the way to go for me. But i started with listening to. You me at six , paramore boys like girls , 30 seconds to mars , all time low and fall out boy :D I still listen to them from time to time. But i mostly listen to. Black veil Brides , Devil wears prada , parkway drive, slipknot , we are the ocean and bring me the horizon :D

Fall out boy Will always rock evem if i went to RnB and Rap. Even though i never will xD <3

[jessrocked]

@alisha54189 ur so narrow lol

[netcatz000]

the song started to get unpleasant in 3:44 :(

[mizzlauren2010]

i love this song!!!

[andreiyuvs]

This song never fails to fix me.

[LeviOSteele]

@casy244 its setting because thats where it takes place. like the "setting" of a book.

[angiepangiex2000]

this song/real music video makes me choke up a little bit :( but the song is so good i dont cry! yeyeyeyeyeye :D

[casy244]

I love FOB, but just two things. "setting" is like setting a book down on a desk. I think it should be "sitting", and I imagine the drummer was pretty bored most of the song.

[LexiLithium]

@casy244 setting as in like the setting in a story. where it took place. hes using that line as a metaphor.

[xamenities]

@casy244 no, it's setting. setting can also be like a situation. it's a bit hard to explain but it makes sense.

[TheBlkmage211]

nice song, just crappy lyrics

[XimRaix]

@TheBlkmage211 ಠ__ಠ, why?

[ShAySlIm130]

i love you patrick

[Rori4evaa]

I think this would be a good song for the Hunger Games Movie.

[Plainswalkerinfinity]

@Rori4evaa THERE'S A MOVIE!?

[Zooroonies]

fall out boy will be back, you just have to wait, they didnt break up officially, just wait a few years and you'll see, they will be back. believers never die

[EVILPIKACHULUVER]

THE REAL TITLE OF THIS SONG SHOULD BEE CALLED HoneyMoon rite thumbs up if u agree with me!!!!!!!!!! me and u setting in a honeymoon

[ImmaSkater25]

no because the song "I've got all this ringing in my ears and none on my fingertips," and "you're crashing but your no wave," and "the (after) life of the party," and "the take over, the breaks over," relate to a small part of the song, and they're all from the same album.

it should remain the same. otherwise they WOULD have named it "Honeymoon"

[MrJakeyKnowsBest]

@EVILPIKACHULUVER the full title is 'Im Like a Laywer With The Way Im Always Trying To Get You Off (Me & You)' so the title shoulda or probably was 'Me & You'

[EVILPIKACHULUVER]

@MrJakeyKnowsBest U r rite mi friend=]

[889kay]

bestkidguy96: maybe you just don't understand the songs that's why, to you, they don't relate to the title.

[DeathxPunch13]

i don't understand the lyrics, some one explain please

[n1ckasaur]

Did anyone else cry while watching the music video for this? I love this song. Their lyrics mean so much, unlike other artists. They have a meaning, and are so clever and thoughtful.

[BakaBozu78]

Honestly, every Fall Out Boy song is written with such emotion and talent. When I listen to them, I just can't get bored of it, and I can't do anything else because it feels wrong not to give it their music the attention it deserves.

[craigneilpearson]

wrong song or wrong title !!!!!

[heychrisjames]

@craigneilpearson well, technically the title is I'm Like a Lawyer (With the way I'm Always Trying to Get you Off) SUCH A LONG TITLE lmao

[diego23BmxZgZ]

@heychrisjames but not as long as: our lawyer made us change the name of this song so we woulnd't get sued LOL

[SilentxStalkerx]

@craigneilpearson No the full title is

'I'm like a lawyer with the way I'm always trying to get you off (Me+you)'

Just too long to put it all on so people shorten it.

[15esstee]

and i really want to know what the african lady is saying at the beginning of the video!!!

[PieGoddess7]

Well, the titles aren't always mentioned in the song but they are definitely relevant to the song. Just listen to the lyrics! :P

[queensupreme2]

i love how the lyrics say ''the best way 2 make it through w/ hearts n wrists intact'' that is so awesome. i love FOB"s song titles n that pic of patrick @ the end

[TokioHotelScreams]

Now Im going to be the stupid one but, what is this song about? I really dont get it =\ sorry explain? I love this song yet,i dont know what its about =)

[15esstee]

@TokioHotelScreams that is just what i was thinking, when i actually saw the lyrics. LIke the hell is this about? I liked or loved the video, but the lyrics by them self?, what the hell, idk?

[Thesocalledzombie]

@jenniferfeliciano66 Stupid Pete -.-

[DemonicVids]

FOB 4 LIFE!

[willmather01]

the title does refer to the name. youre just not looking deep enough

[ImmortalAgent]

We're the new face of failure xD

[tweetisweeti89]

@ImmortalAgent Prettier and younger! Just not any better off...

[bvba6gir]

Wendy is stupid

[TheColorsOfCarpet]

yeah, I especially don't understand the title for this one..

[speckleflower]

if you love fob thumbs up

[XimRaix]

@speckleflower Hahaha... no.

[shinytowtruck]

beautiful

[aaa432198765]

I love this song ^.^

[smelinapants]

PETE WENTZ'S MSN IS WILLOW_WANKS

[TheMeatloaflover]

@vivian98rules98 stupid little girl

[Sk8trChik10111]

I Love This Song,I Have it On My Ipod ^^

[1Random2Besties]

Yur Fckin Kewl !

[jenniferfeliciano66]

toi bad FOB broke up

[heintjemendozaportz]

they did?

[jenniferfeliciano66]

@heintjemendozaportz sorry! i love FOB. i wish they weren't all broken up

[heintjemendozaportz]

so they are broken up. right? hmm

sad

[kottonkandy47]

@heintjemendozaportz just liike panic!at the disco. theyre music couldve gone so much further if only they stayed together. :'( makes me so friggin sad...

[FrostyNormal1]

why

[jenniferfeliciano66]

Pete Wentz Tweeted, Don't you get it? A hiatus is forever until you get lonely or old I dont plan on either I can't think playing in FOB again.Something would have to change in my head or my heart

Spin had an talk with Stump who said to Pete's tweets by saying I'm not in FOB right now.one way or another, the band will always be around. We play again I don't know If we do, it'll be for the right reasons.We dont itll also be for right Andy tweeted, I quit too. Joe tweeted fine i quit

[MomentOfFuck]

me + you = ?

nice song !

[flyby94]

my girlfriend just told me to listen to this song and listen to the lyrics....im kinda worried now lol

[jpiliketacos]

tht suxx i would do tht too....

[kmgkatie]

grr.

i tried putting this on my iPod, i got like 1 minute of it and then it cuts off and it skips the whole time. :(

[theycallmekiki3]

i just wanna make out wen i listen 2 this song

[BobsUmbrella]

the song makes me want to smile :)

[0izzybella0]

this song is so good but depressing. haha fob forever!

[GoldenCrispGirl]

i realy like this song and fall out boy and dont get me wrong

but maroon5 would da a great version of this

just a random thought that popped into my head :/

[oOofranisinluvoOo]

mmm, true, true.... :P

[SonicFuture87]

@GoldenCrispGirl are you kidding???? when you hear this song, isnt it like your dreaming while your awake????/

[xXonesickpuppyXx]

love the song, and the band.......but does anyone detect the tiniest hint of the emo violin playing from the somg writer?? lol

[cheerbear22]

its sitting?

[emeraldforrest]

this song is amazing. i love all of their songs! FOB ROCKS!

[justmemai]

i am in love with this song. i've probably listened to it three to five times this afternoon

[omelbabe1234]

RARbhb me and you setting in our honeuy monnonnononono if i woke uo next to you keeop luv baby girl world failure better off lonelies at at beereekfmvkfmvkfvmfkvmfkvmfkvm­kfmvfk

[drumqdog12]

lay off the drugz dude haha

[airjen321]

omg i love this 1000/5

[Madad131313]

fall out boy are immense, awesome that they'd do this for charity and all :D

[AsianProductunz]

me and you setting in a honeymoon if i woke up next to you if i woke up next to you..

[kiss367]

FOB ROCKS 4 EVER

[EmmaAndRaven]

@kiss367 "FOB?" Fuck Off Bitch?

[kiss367]

@EmmaAndRaven Obviously not it mean's Fall out boy!!

[EmmaAndRaven]

@kiss367 @heychrisjames

Yes, I do. I was joking, dudes.

~Raven

[heychrisjames]

@EmmaAndRaven you know FOB stands for Fall Out Boy right...

[maggz537]

couldnt BEAR to keep

but awesome video anyways :)

[riku12345122]

seriously. fuck pete. patrik is so much better. there both godlike, but patrik wins.

[sauron610]

I listen to death metal, but I've always had a soft spot for Fall Out Boy :)

[teatoeVAL]

omg me too

[bestkidguy96]

Um has anyone ever realised that Fall Out Boy's songs are all catchy and well made, but all the Song titles are all wierd and have nothing to do with the song not apying them out though, they are one of my fav bands!!!

[shannonroxyoursox]

yeah totally!Panic at the disco r similar but there both my fav bands

[TheVirusBroz]

Yeah Panic were the best but they broke up, bloody sad :(

[SumWonAwsum26]

HEHE, I realized! And they are my FAVORITE band! :D FALL OUT BOY ROCKS! :)