The True Story Of Vampires

[MrRayan1995]

okay you'r layer



[TheAlienXFiles]

Did anyone see this in the news:

"500 year old vampire arrested for sucking woman's blood"

AlienXFiles. com

[monsterenergy418]

theres 1 REAL vampire siting right next 2 me

SO HAHAHAHAHA

[ERICINMYPOCKET]

I think you dueds should go jackoff.. maybe the virgin in you guys will calm you down

[heavenlybastard]

i fucking love it hahaha

[IndigoCat17]

Yeah that isn't funny at all and you boys should grow up

[gaisensie]

LOLZ!!!! <3

[DarthTwilight]

apparently people fail to read video descriptions. this is awesome.

[EmpressofScandanava]

"im gunng kill u so hard" lol thats wat she said

[TheMoviePorphyria]

How Many People Think This Is LAMO? I DO!

[tricia101181]

this is great! LMAO!!!

[sweatanime]

THAT VAMPIRE FEELS SO ANNOYED !!!!!!!!O.o

[samukmizay]

...ahaha psychological disorder AHAHAHA pizz!

[ElizabethR13]

does noone really believe in vampires anymore?

[roseleen201]

I don't care what others say. I thought this was pretty fuckin' funny. Esp. with all the shit about Vampires are like Edward...Bor-ing. Anyways, I enjoyed the video! (:

[lakotamcguire]

what ever its not real

[kokoikoLOL]

i thought vampires were supposed to be strong xD lol this video was so funny like when he was trying to have his moments and someone turned the lights on classic xD

[candy541]

are you serious! hahaha great job

[Tomkdavies]

Lol!!!!!! This was funny because of how hilariously stupid you made it!!!!

good going!

[jaedaloveswebkinz]

a freak show a dont see any story of a vimpire

[taoaoal]

too bad there wasn't a werewolf in there. It would've torn the vamp apart. funny movie btw. good job.

[RaKnyght333]

Save the werewolves vampyres need pets too

[smeza943]

lol XD freakin hilarious man

[diversity95]

nativewolf good side to pick you will live

[xXxXZakuDeathXxXx]

u know..thiz iz .. a zhame for all vampirez ¬¬ a wazte of time

[wwenativewolf]

this is true....almost all vampires are gay.....werewolves are better!!!!!!

[missfire13]

this is so damn funny!!!!!!!!!

[larba200]

sure all say what i want cause i cause i have a crusafix on my neck and vampires are gay fucking wow twilight made vampires the tv movie thing and COD WAW made zombies da videogame thing

[AmurgAprins]

at least change the damn title lol

[xXReligiousFreakXx]

LOL that is hilarious!!! I greatly enjoy your sense of humor :)

[darrenophile]

haha lol

[fallingunder08]

haha this is awesome. love it.

[VampireBat12]

haha

[vampireknight190]

O.O.....XD

[CrazyFireZombie]

Hahaha xD

It has nothing to do with vampires, but it's funny as hell! xD

[xXxXxDeathWishxXxXx]

Poor Vampire, Ill be his friend (:

[hokuaoe]

hope your next video is better and I hope you get a better grade on the next one

[hokuaoe]

must be a video production class-because this stunk

[7218036]

ha ha ha you must be scard cause im a vampire wit nice smooth blood ha ha ah i will see you at night in you room

[darian76543]

im a vanpire and all of us dont act like that

[GirlzRock1020]

i am a vamp XD jk

[kivalily]

i agry with deeAllicat.pissd myself laughing when he screamed thoygh

[EmotionalTrym]

oook:)

"hey guys!!"xD

[N4n54yy]

GR0WW UP!!!

[N4n54yy]

0K DiiS iS S000 DUMB ND KiiDiiSH......

[inluvwramones]

wow ha ha ha what would this be for in school? video production?

[uberspazzcake217]

ROFLMAO THAT WAS FUNNEH "AH KYLE WHAT THE HELL!!!" lawl! five stars dude ;D

[NinaEmoRandom]

thats shit...

[DarkSkies132]

hahaha sweet vid cracked me up

[Crystalgale666]

hey nice vid...i liked it...one question and yea i know you dont claim to be a vampire but have you tasted (other than your own) blood?..good warm but not bad cold...i dont claim to be one either im just weird i guess...lol..i liked the vampire very much.

[redryder606]

no your the one who must be bored with your life gothreader.Not only do you think vampires but you also waste your time trying to find them on youtube WTF

[gothreader13]

You must pretty bored with your lives. If you have to make a video of this. Some people actually belive that vampires are out there, and they are real. I belive in them . So why would would you make fun???!!!!!

[zlaxers1389]

youre an idiot

read the description

it was for school

dumbshit

[dummytv100]

@gothreader13 there not there haveing fun im not offended if you get my drift

[gothreader13]

@dummytv100 i get your drift

[XxX666newt666XxX]

turning a light on doesnt affect a vampire idt its only sunlight cause of uav rays

[VengefulPurity]

you dont need flippin fangs to be a damn vampire! You dont even need to dress goth or victorian just to be a vampire! If you're going to call out something; do your research first! Heres a suggestion; read Konstantinos! Moron

[zlaxers1389]

NO ONE CARES!!!!

[DeeAllicatBAM]

there is no book or article that displays the complete truth. its agaist their moral ethics their rules and whats keeping them out of a psych ward. if some one is interested in the truth about vampires, or anything "mythical" (its not, but thats a good term that everyone will understand) hen you have to meet one and get their story. every story is different. and everyone is capable of something different. so what im saying is a book wouldnt help.

[dragon97star]

that guy has no fangs and i dont think he is a vampire

[JBareMYlifeANDlove]

what was he for halloween

[666Mitchi]

wat a fucking pussy vampire hahaha

[Adideva3]

lol

[ray10101010101010101]

LOL

[lizztheshizz1994]

lol!!!

[joeyborkowski]

hahaha.... :(

very funny ....

ok... 1*

[koga8123]

that was so funny

[spindlegold]

lol poor vampire.

[jeric690]

you asshole it is not a vampire your a human!! ☻☻♣♣◘◘

[zlaxers1389]

wow good one dumbass

[xXemoskatekidXx]

lol

[meezfan1997]

i am a real vampire in rea life belive it or not! reply your anwser to me if you think i am jokeing or not! if you do think i am joking i will suck your boold!!!!! watch out pople!!!1

[dman4795]

make me a vampire

[ray10101010101010101]

same here

[uberspazzcake217]

. . .

[caylith]

boooooooooooring!

[johnywill25]

cacat

[duo1992]

funny stupid.

[luvVIKII13]

dat not funni real people have died cause they're blood serculation is running low and u dnt no how it feels like

[ponce4830]

LOL THIZ VIDEO IZ MAD FUNNY!

[XxDedInSydexX]

^^ hahahaha! this is cute... ^,..,^ you souldnt scream so much tho... it distorts the sound.

[DeepTeel]

so funny

[killasin303]

wat a bunch of fagz!LOLOLOLOL

[Kawmahari]

fuck you...this is actually pretty good

[ronaldoluver19]

this was hilarious & really good ! 5 stars.

[Punkewel]

those dudes are playing gears of war. awesome game.

[Shiyamirai]

ROFLMFAO

[FromIsraelWithLove]

hahaahhahaha

[aford67]

that was actually pretty funny, lol.

[lordofzaptherapy]

god people shut up its a video on youtube!

I thought it was pretty godamn funny!

[juanitoramos1980]

you SHUT UP

[meeshell129]

im sorry i offended u but u dont gotta b rude :( i mean all i said was that it was gay.. ivee posted some pretty fucked up things to and i dont insul people who post their thoughts.. im sorry. Can u stop being mean tho?

[meeshell129]

its day right there and um they cant cry

[zlaxers1389]

GO FUCK YOURSELF!

[meeshell129]

that is stero typical vampires do not gringe at fake light u idiot

[zlaxers1389]

STFU!

YOURE A DUMB FUCK!

[cottoncandy159]

lol im a vampire!!!!!

[LaDuquesaDeLEclipse]

LOL.... : D

[nousernamesleft08]

AH!!! KYLE!!!

lol

[estherkwanwenjin]

Your friend really is a vampire??

[BlackSH8]

LOL

[kiki68980]

oops.. *kiss*...

[kiki68980]

lmao, "I can't believe that vampire tried to piss on my neck".... "I tried to bite it!".... *gets up and goes after him* xD

[Samywamybobamy]

its kiss my neck

[vanhelsink14]

lol

[vampre34]

lol so funny

[Vampire934]

I like vampires and i seriously was like at first "WTF is this!" but then i couldnt help myself and i ended up laughing my ass off. I just love when he's like having his little moments and someone just comes and turns the light on XD

[Purple1549]

This was funny but mega fake. Vampires are real but we don't fit the stereotype.

[chocolately12]

God, this was SO funny!!! xD

but was the vampire christian?? he was saying all the time "oh, my God"!!! xD

you guys are very funny!! i laughed out loud with this!!

cause vampires DONT exist.

[Samywamybobamy]

xDDDDD

[happygirl366]

this is fuckin funny, and dumb vampires r real, but thats fake! fake i tell u fake! u no whaut now i dont think its so funny, now i think it is EXSTREMLY ENSALTING! go to hell u bloody amaricins!

[nanibaby09]

Wow. um u have noo life ahahah

[scenedoll666]

plz shoot urself for making this

and yes vampires are real!!!!

[WantsBlood]

lol it sooo funny...

[lalapinta001]

How cool!! I am a girl and think is cool?! well it doesnt matter, those people are awsome!!

[XxXjadeXl0ve]

lol?

[PeachRamuneXD]

In real life, vampires are geeky rejects that no one likes, really, it's true, that why they call themselves vampires, to get attention.

Awesome job, really funny! ^.^d

[lusttodust6661]

lol awsome:)

one flaw though...the vamp is walked around with the blinds open and the light shining in

[ronaldoluver19]

haha very funny :)

& the vampire dude's kinda hott .

[westonpersons]

finally some positive comments on here, about time all the people who watch this aren't bitches! way to go all you non-bitches!

[boricua21016]

LMMFAO!!!!!!!!

[Regsman6969]

2:00 through 2:40 funny as fuck!

[HaTeAvriL]

hahahaha

[XoXoShalaskaoXoX]

LMAo!!! that is so fake, he didnt even bite his neck he! this is so fake!

[goonjeshkak]

gay but a lil bit funny ;)

[lannazazaz]

roflmao this was for school?? this is fuckin hilarious!!! XD

[GrampawUniverse]

scary indeed!

[Vampireluv965]

That is one emotional vampire lol I'll hug him make him feel better lol =P

[chrispirlloisanerd]

LOL ... Just bite my neck once!

[theredspartan117]

HAHHAHAHAH ROFL this made me laugh so hard, excellent humorous acting

[snowycloud]

omg god ppl read the discription :p its suppose to be fake!!!

i found it funny! :) good job!

[cottonball101]

this is all acting!!!

[Cullengirl449]

psst! That's no real vamp! I know what real vamps look like!  Stupid fake vamp.

[theredspartan117]

lol i realy hope ur kidding, or else ur a fuckin idiot

[Cullengirl449]

Of course I'm kidding, stupid! Haha! I've never seen a damn vampire in my life, and I never will!!!! Because they're not real.

[miskimmin94]

they are... prove that they arn't ^^ but this vid is so fake

[jarklan]

R U American ??? cuz UR so bloddy stupid !

[bayleafqween]

fake

[nicolaisb2]

lol sawayn.. the im an angel.. and i pwn vampires just like that.. so thats shit.. just like that

[Swayngim2]

i a ma real vampire you dont know what it is like

[Swayngim2]

this is soooo fake

[hulamucka]

do u no what it i slike to be undead being in the cold night finding ppl hinding your pale white skin from the sun trying to find your soul but all u have is emptyness. i didnt have a choice u r just stupid because u want to belive the lyes the camouflage.

[Antrozous87]

sound like Angel or Twilight

[Bandgirl165]

I know It sucks!!!

[urmaloc]

ummm diz guy has attention deficit disorder

[arejay90]

VAGTASTIC

[Thorns16]

I thought it was funny . ok :P

[Treychik]

WTF???? You call it a true story??? LOL...tell you the truth - I am i vampire! -real(true) vampire!

[1CarlyD]

Lmfao, I thought it was pretty funnyy :D

[Magician12345]

why do they think vampires do so much screeming?

[lavadiamond]

WTF! Gears Of War in the background?

Random.

[arujoh]

What a simpletons......!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahaha......­

[Vestenwind]

can someone tell me: What does a vampires fangs long? thanx ^^;

[Fallenangel2063]

D I C K H E A D S

[Mully1234567890]

I'll kill that vampire for us all, because you see, I am a werewolf and a vampire slayer, and he seems to be hurt easily, so I should have no problem killing him, unless those vampires Domo, Matt, Sereta and Lochie show up. They're too much of a match for me.

Damn... I almost got all my blood sucked out of me while I was in werewolf form once.. just about killed me....

BONZA!

[lavadiamond]

dang, attention seeking, aern't we?

[RedXIV]

what a fuckin waste of time

[detpr8]

are you kidig with real vampires? you fools?!

[HioShizuka]

HA!! funny yet lame! that was cool!

[MiningDemons]

well i cant say my race ghost vampire or werewolf but one thing i can say is.....i hunt at night...for people.....

[Mully1234567890]

Are you a ninja MiningDemons? You match the description...

I hope you are, 'cause then I would've talked to a real ninja... BONZA!

[MiningDemons]

i'm a werewolf not ninja

[Mully1234567890]

oh, sorry...

[MonkeyOctober]

Cool :)

[blovevampiredog13]

okay....then

[dogsoncrackcg]

Not A VAMPIRE!!!

That is a discrase to my race!

[LilKels0]

Way to spell disgrace, asswipe.

[dogsoncrackcg]

Im a F@#$& 12 year old Moronic son of a B$#%

[salvadorenita4ever]

he is cute!!!!!

[RAMZA75]

the begginign was funny when u turned the light on

[dijustified]

This was fun =] you guys have a lot of free time on your hands xD but... I think you're cute ^^

[Saiyanx42]

when he screams he kinda reminds me of steve-o from jackass

[inaffets11]

NOT A VAMPIRE