Real Time w/ Bill Maher, March 27 - Part 1/7 : Opening Monologue

[zzHollytr0nzz]

Hell yeah! Everyone watch "Religulous" xD

Thanks for uploading

[1tannin]

Does Bill shave his mangina or just use bikini wax. Keep it real, girls. All liberal men are neutered wankers--pathetic.

[alichoturko]

Mos Def was a tool. Please dude, stop embarrassing yourself and stick to making second rate movies and albums that no one wants.

[alichoturko]

we are the only country in the world where both leading candidates for the white house had to go in front of the Jewish lobby, on live tv, and swear their allegiance to Israel.

[leeoswald6969]

Thanx for upload man

[USA3333]

WHAT THE FUCK!!

is an evil liberal finally ragging on Obama? how about some more of that.

unfortunately, alot of bills comments make sense and i am forced to agree with them. how did that happen? hes still a douche though

[omgwtfwhoami]

Ish happens. I'm moving more against Obama every day.... took a huge leap after that little internet town hall mocking cannabis.

[ayansb]

"Obama should've saved the Special Olympics joke for these retards (Republicans)" Lol ahaha.

[MinaMorena]

Bill all the people here bashing you are just envious of your talents, your visibilty, your power with language, and your wonderfull sense of humour. Envy it is a destructive emotions. I wish more people knew how to look at thenselves before they attack other people. We see on others what we have in ourselves. Bill dont read the malicious comments. Some people are very miserable and hate everyone. It has nothing to do with your contagious humour and wit.

[knickfanlb]

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[BrentJ277]

What a spiteful little moron!

If this guy is funny to you then you probably chase parked cars 24/7....

[Mshine67]

Or you are just clueless....

[silverlaketrece]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

I was There man.

[omgwtfwhoami]

Shame on you for clapping at the stupid pseudo-intellectual thought salad comments by Mos Def. Please explain to me why the audience was so full of dumb asses that night. Was is mostly loyal Mos Def fans?

[AriesLudzik]

Brilliant ! It was also funny seeing that pathetic suck-up, Maher himself, kissing Mos Def's sorry ass.

Mos Def must be the dumbest person on the planet !

[woodrowss]

the audience was full of dumb asses because most people are dumb asses.lol

[tmprogram]

bill maher's such a bitch now

[marcinwywial]

Wow, thats one of the worst Monologues ever, Bill Maher used to be so funny now he just sounds like a fool trying to joke about serious subjects.

[anderseb2007]

It's commonly refered to as dark humor... it's not everyone's thing, but there is an audience for it. I like it.

[sheeptea]

i no rite? i jus wNT JOKES bout how like women arent the same as men and sometimes my socks go missin n im like omg were they go lol but den i find em l8r. and then he shud say about how black pepole talk funny and and pretned obama was speaking lyk dat at d white houseROFLMAO.

[HeatseekSRS]

Upload HIGH-DEF VERSION!!!

[CASPER307KREW]

comment on marijuana being taxed and regulated after we legalize it, stop fighting over who lie's about what the people have to stand together, do you want marijuana to be legal? then stick together people we have to stand and fight god damit i hate having to read you guys cry about the wrong problems, who cares about people smoking pot and driving, what about cartel cell agents going to our school's? working right next to you at your place of work, misery blood and murder 247 LEGALIZE MARIJUANA

[mand1sh3p]

I hope they keep harping on the drug war to legalize weed...the fact that is was legal at one point pisses me off...

[kingcityguru]

I love how quiet the laughter is after Bill's joke about Liberal tax-evaders in Obama's cabinet. I guess it is true that the truth hurts and that those on the Left are incapable of laughing at themselves. Self-righteousness must be a bitch. The road to hell is paved ...

[avalsonline]

i will take a tax evader over a war criminal any day. or did you already forget bush?

[tomanyasses]

tax evader is a criminal

[sandweezy]

that didn't cause the death of millions.

[mdotferg]

missing the point

[Clovions]

yes to bad bill maher is on the left and he can laugh and he can laugh at himself, completely negating your "point".

[sandweezy]

yeah rush limbaugh always laughs at the right wing's radical war criminal evangelical ways. hypocritical morons.

[dizzymasekela]

The GOP's new co-leader, Joe the unlicensed plumber and welfare queen, is a serial tax cheat.  Dipshit.

[whiterastajapanic]

You couldn't hear the laughter after the liberal tax-evader joke...listen again mate

[perrrfection]

NEW FEMA COFFINS found in INDIANA!

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and massive underground bunkers on closed Military base!

PASS this vid on!

[meghavar]

Thanks a million for the upload! Bill Maher is hillarious!

[mongchau9]

Thank YOU!!!! I love Bill Maher.

[dksmashfest]

great formatting

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will watch this post a gaffigan hot pocket

[cheguevara1970]

Nodavidnow, I am in great debt to you for uploading this. Thanks a million.

[qanazir]

"We have to be loyal to what we believe, not to people."

He earned a little respect from me. by making that statement.

[adriccv]

What a fatuous and empty statement.

[fsem10]

the Obama groupies ruin the joke

[HeathenRage]

Thanks for posting !

[CalleChula]

Thank you very much!

[suddenseer]

thank you

[ashken79]

nice vid thanx

[eerie87]

Thanks for taking the time to upload this especially since the copyright people have caught on to interstellar pig.....hope they don't get you to!

[elitemathlete]

good.

good.

[valupak]

You ought to go to Maher's Real Time website and watch the 10 minutes after the show. Real Fireworks!

[FelizJesusbirth]

Thanks for uploading this, it is appreciated!

[ozaghloul]

That stupid fucker Bill Maher has to stop getting mad at the audience when some of his stupid jokes bomb...

[applaya]

his opening monologues keep getting worse and worse

[forestskog]

True, he did better during the writers strike even. Or maybe just all routines lose a little glimmer after awhile, even someone as refreshing as Bill Maher

[ozaghloul]

He should seriously just stop doing the show. Used to be great, now I just feel sorry for him. Little short fucker with a Napoleon complex.

[uky24]

Yet you still feel the need to seek it out and watch it for free on the internet, interesting.

[ozaghloul]

I don't bother downloading it any more... That should say a lot on its own...

[freaaa1]

this is HBO shouldn't those chicks be naked??

[thejobloshow]

SECKS!!!

[ozaghloul]

He is not that bad... But he's not a good person by any stretch of the imagination.