I think you better look for the imbecile with the injured knee. I bent the wrong way on that last kick. No doubt he had to seek medical attention within the next few days.
"I will rid you of your white chocolates and your lattes..." XD LOL I totally saw this on World's Dumbest Criminals. It was priceless. He ends up breaking his leg.
seriuosly what was jim thinking? i still find it funny as hell, the excuse that he was drunk was bull...and the only reason he turned himself in was probably to get the reward money for himslef.. lol. well jim to most of you in the tacoma lakewood area is also know as spider, seriously what would make him think it is ok?
I havent seen a funnier thing in my life-well, not today anyway. I went to CPTC. Pretty sure that guy gives a gay little punch. I am Captain Jack Sparrow-I wear a bandana just like Captain Jack. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Great video. Good sound effects. 5 stars. As another user said you should screen it inside the cafe with the volume low. I don't know whether your camera is hidden or not but this guy must be a total twit.
What a goober this guy is... ROFLMAO!! What a bozo! This should get on Maury's Dumbest Criminial Video clips. I hope he broke his fucking leg! He should have to set down at the coffee shop during business hours and let customers watch this on a big screen TV with him setting there.
@plaxicoshak thanks for the publicity...sorry for the incedent, i was waaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy too drunk and didn't even know till two months later...but i really am sorry for it though
some thieving little shithead tried to jig my front door, recently but failed, this video please me greatly...what a wanker, id like to push a railway spike throught he fuckers head...thieving bastrd
Captain Jack is back in jail. He was pulled over on June 20th, and officers found about 4.5 grams of marijuana and credit cards not belonging to the Captain. He told the officers he would give them $200 to let him go. He told them to just throw the weed away and to keep the credit cards. He's accused of accused of identification theft, bribery and possession of marijuana. It was on KiroTv's website yesterday.
Good positioning of the camera's, Better job on the quality of the building. Nice shot of the leg bending. I'd post it somewhere in the store as a trophy of sorts, and a good luck charm. I hope more people go to your store in attraction to the fame of this video. How is business since the incident occurred? curious in Canada. ;-)
No it is not Jeffrey Cobun it is but that is not how you spell it it is spelled like this Jeffery Cobun and yes he lived with us for like 2.5 months then he lefted one night then we never saw him again.
i thought the commentary was a bit lame when i first started to watch then i started to enjoy it a bit then i about shit myself when the idiot hyper extends his knee. Laughed really hard thanks for the post.
This is hysterical!! I recently embedded it in my LiveJournal blog; and it got picked up in turn by a blogger friend of mine in Scotland. Did the burglar ever get caught, by the way...??
You have a wonderful adaptability to what could have drug you down. Hollywood could use your voice-over. Thanks for a great big smile. I wish you the best and that your business may flourish. blaine
man he is sad, he scoped the place out but didnt notice the cameras and ended up getting injured. was he a noob or something, he failed miserably. but excellent video, loved the narration
LMFAO well done and you narated! that very well. Maybe that chap in the clip will think of getting ajob like every one else has to do to earn a living.
Hey, that's my buddy Jim. I went to Clover Park High School and smoke weed with him. JonzShake is a retard cause he has nothing else better to do and doesn't know Jim. Then again, Jim coulodn't make himself a bigger retard than this. He's still in jail and his mom won't answer her phone, all I know is when he gets out, he won't hear the end of this one. He wasn't limping last time I saw him earlier this month. Jim, if your reading this, holla at your boy!!!
King5 just reported that Capt Jack Sparrow Coffee Shop Burglar has lost his scholarship to Washington State University, he was the place kicker for the football team. They went on to state that he tried committing suicide... With the noose around his neck, he was unable to kick the chair out from under him. What a tragic story.
y is will turner spending his every 10 years visit to land robbing a coffee shop?
1blahblahblog 3 weeks ago
he looks more loke barbossa
1blahblahblog 3 weeks ago
@1blahblahblog without his hat.
1blahblahblog 3 weeks ago
MAKE HIM WALK THE PLANK!
Grizzly0679 4 months ago
thew cash register is suppost to be open so the buglars can see there is no money in it retard
ice6313 4 months ago
the best..love it
D0nQuix0te 11 months ago
LMFAO I am Captain Jack sparrow I will give this a mighty punch watch this gay little punch.
gotek45 1 year ago
so did you ever catch this idiot?
absolutely hilarious video, thanks!!!
raketonosets 1 year ago
I think you better look for the imbecile with the injured knee. I bent the wrong way on that last kick. No doubt he had to seek medical attention within the next few days.
fr44ed 1 year ago
ha ha ha ha ha good job ha ha ha on the narrating the guys thoughts, very funny indeed. I love the eeeeeeeeeeee's.
IwillhonorGod 1 year ago
1:07 lol
Stephan3189 1 year ago
nice narration
DickGoesBANGBANG 1 year ago
he wanna steal the WEED! lol in my country we say "che scimmia" litterali "what a monkey"
caccaculomerdapipi 1 year ago
the commentary was awesome.
toemasie 1 year ago
lol Broked his leg :D
pulkis21 1 year ago
Brilliant narration, thanks
hairylady 1 year ago
LOL hey lets kick a steel reinforced door..
tkcypruss07 1 year ago
isnt that the same guy who got drunk and went to the convenience store to get more beer but couldnt even stand up
search on youtube "drunkest guy"
cannabisbisbisbisbis 1 year ago
COOL now the retard can get a peg leg ... arrrgh me maties...
gladio4ever 1 year ago
LOL
I think i know that dude
Irishendo 1 year ago
This is the offspring of a couple that weren't meant to reproduce.
hernje 1 year ago
thats will..
yachiru0peanut 1 year ago
lol funny!!
VerdugoArg 1 year ago
looks mor like Will Turner to me
FionaAWolfe01 1 year ago
lol
kite2surf 1 year ago
He must have thought there was rum inside!
F14ace 1 year ago
Thats will turner dude
ohnzee 2 years ago
Roflmao!
Firstblood1111 2 years ago
lol pwnd lol!
Lindathemightywitch 2 years ago
Nice Narrating!
Kiwimum 2 years ago 12
wat a tard muffin....
armyace06 2 years ago
Oh my beloved Lakewood..gotta love it..lol
My city is entertaining, cause we have people like this living here. ;P
Still can't believe it's already been a couple years since this happened.. O.o
meindreanight 2 years ago
i think i know who it is, its johnny depp dressed as the infamost captain jack
sparrow when will i receive the cheque thanks
snipergorm 2 years ago
DUMB ASS!!!
darlenekent 2 years ago
I think Jack needs knee surgery after that hyper-extension....
TIMBO92804 2 years ago 2
More like Will Turner Burglar
RickKenobe 2 years ago
I'll say it was me for $200 bucks lol
gotta get a sex change first though
TheAngelcoach 2 years ago
quelle grosse merde
stepersonne 2 years ago
I say that this guy looks more like Will Turner, but this is still funy as hell!!!!!
SparrowFreak 2 years ago
The daft bastard was blind drunk, or on drugs.
LoneWolfEngland 2 years ago
He was drunk. They showed this on the news.
SuperMissile 2 years ago
jaUJuAjuaJuaJuajUuAjuAJ SO SO SO SO SO SO SO STUPID!!!!!
Warehouse1985 2 years ago
Third time i saw this and i have to write this mathe, that its the bloodiest dumbest pirate ever.
myasshole69 2 years ago
Jack Sparrow needs funds to leave by the sea
tubelogicat 2 years ago
dumb bass
brianna657 2 years ago
"I will rid you of your white chocolates and your lattes..." XD LOL I totally saw this on World's Dumbest Criminals. It was priceless. He ends up breaking his leg.
Alanuviel 2 years ago
did this bloke get caught ?
john13200242 2 years ago
freakin funny
coolman1081 2 years ago
is there such a thing as a "not guilty by reason of incompetence" plea? This particular "Jack Sparrow" may be in need of that particular plea.
Darthbelal 2 years ago
Haha it was so funny he dislocated his knee! His punch was also funny haha. He must be a weak-ass burglar!
LemonBombProductions 2 years ago
Even worse than a break, hyper-extending may tear ligaments...Capt.Jack is now Gimpy!
greenjeansmjr 2 years ago
I can't believe this idiot. He overextended his leg and may have fractured it, and for what, COFFEE!
God help him.
STOAT
MECHAVOR 2 years ago
Does anyone else see that the Cash register is actually open!!! at 1:32 towards the left of the screen lol
ChickenFighter45 2 years ago 5
In retail...you typically leave the register opened with the tongs up so prospective burglars see that there is NO MONEY IN THE TILL.
plaxicoshak 2 years ago 4
oh i see.... did not know that
ChickenFighter45 2 years ago
wow i pass by here all the time i live in tacoma WA lakewood is like 5 min away
joebang253 2 years ago
Looks like he broke his leg?
trex250 2 years ago
the voice over is just great
i could so see the last kick coming
2wheels2fast 2 years ago
Ye scurvy scallowag, I won't be shanghien ya any timesune
Fockersnextdoor 2 years ago
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Fockersnextdoor 2 years ago
that punch at 1.19 soó funny
ashleymoviegirl13 2 years ago
hahahahahaha jack ass.. hey the narration is good.
got2bchapin 2 years ago
that was 1 dum ass burgler..lmao lmao
OM3ALE 2 years ago
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DNME87 2 years ago
Captain Jack hyper extended his knee.
WaltJura 3 years ago 2
We got a kid with that build in our town... We call him "T.L.B.". That means Tall Lanky Bastard. [;
TenshiB 3 years ago
You would remember this day like the day you almost break the leg of Capitan Jack Sparrow
myasshole69 3 years ago 11
You will all remember this day that Captain Jack Sparrow breaks his leg
glassesgirls101 3 weeks ago
I can understand needing that early morning cup of joe!! Those cravings make you go mad!! MAD I tell you!!
BabyGPorVida 3 years ago 3
Holy crap, I'm in tears laughing!
danininjawarrior 3 years ago
when i saw this on my news, i laughed till i cried. this was amazing.
soccerluver50 3 years ago
man u retard? east european? what made u think that?
Dovla04 3 years ago 4
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Most probably an east european.
Turan123 3 years ago
Eastern earopeans do not wear bandanas
twiztedsnake 3 years ago 5
seriuosly what was jim thinking? i still find it funny as hell, the excuse that he was drunk was bull...and the only reason he turned himself in was probably to get the reward money for himslef.. lol. well jim to most of you in the tacoma lakewood area is also know as spider, seriously what would make him think it is ok?
hotpinkjello 3 years ago
that is hilarious
elijomoro 3 years ago
so, what's up with this guys these days???
i'm going to miss seeing you guys :(
reb
lauracroft8 3 years ago
hahaha so funny commentations in this vid.The bastard hyperextended his leg lol!ACE vid!!
gotsminez 3 years ago
Thast funny god for you stupid!
giegiet 3 years ago
LOL XD my comic book seller was right,this was funny.Specially makes it funnier since I live pretty darned close*not local,but close*
amiterisu 3 years ago
I havent seen a funnier thing in my life-well, not today anyway. I went to CPTC. Pretty sure that guy gives a gay little punch. I am Captain Jack Sparrow-I wear a bandana just like Captain Jack. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA
ceu2882 3 years ago
hahaha.. that is like an impenetrable coffe shop =P
zyldyks 3 years ago 2
This might be Jim (don't know his last name). I may have gone to school with this moron at CPHS.
ItsMysteryMeat 3 years ago
Great video. Good sound effects. 5 stars. As another user said you should screen it inside the cafe with the volume low. I don't know whether your camera is hidden or not but this guy must be a total twit.
roadmonitoroz 3 years ago
LOL!!!
Kittenswithpartyhats 3 years ago
What a goober this guy is... ROFLMAO!! What a bozo! This should get on Maury's Dumbest Criminial Video clips. I hope he broke his fucking leg! He should have to set down at the coffee shop during business hours and let customers watch this on a big screen TV with him setting there.
gtrmanz 3 years ago
he dislocated his knee...so ya..prety much he did break it...
SlavetradeDIE 3 years ago
OMG!!! LOL!! that was SSOOO funnny love it!!
AceofCakesProduction 3 years ago
Thank you for sharing
slmwv34 3 years ago
yeah that was funny adn all but it was kinda like u were ripping on johnny
CaptJackSparrow1357 3 years ago
Definately not ripping Johnny. I was ripping the guy who was trying to rip me off! He just happened to resemble the great pirate!
plaxicoshak 3 years ago
@plaxicoshak thanks for the publicity...sorry for the incedent, i was waaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy too drunk and didn't even know till two months later...but i really am sorry for it though
Mantis41886 7 months ago
@CaptJackSparrow1357 let do it for johnnny -the outsiders lol this f funny man
ActionFigureWorld 1 year ago
@CaptJackSparrow1357 and you're not with your screen name...and it was the coffee shop owner that used the name
Mantis41886 7 months ago
OMG, LOL this is hilarious. Hahahahahahahahahabaawhahaha.
InuSheeyKogaLover 3 years ago
its was good thanks 5 stars and thank cabbi for shareing
xxmrwinchesterxx 3 years ago
lol :).
cabbitness1983 3 years ago
i just realized this is in my home state (basically about 15 minutes drive from my house).
cabbitness1983 3 years ago
poor guy ,, he may have been related to my 1st wife!
TommyC71291 3 years ago
lol :).
cabbitness1983 3 years ago
LOL!!!!
TACYELLA11 3 years ago
i don't like the disrespect to the good captain Sparrow but it was funny
mark12198 3 years ago 2
lmao
bubba21854 3 years ago
some thieving little shithead tried to jig my front door, recently but failed, this video please me greatly...what a wanker, id like to push a railway spike throught he fuckers head...thieving bastrd
jimmyjimzsta 3 years ago 3
*gets up from laughing* Ah, the hilarity!!!
mrslordbeckett 3 years ago
I remember hearing that on the news
Im from lakewood
11comecastk11 3 years ago
I loath thieves
cwegers 3 years ago
ha ha the idiot couldn't break in. lol
mcOlli3 3 years ago
Look's like Captain Jack hyperextended his knee on your coffee fortress!
CAP2469 3 years ago 4
Dude, this is so funny! and i love the way you did the voice over... its great..
mandamill84 3 years ago 3
Captain Jack is back in jail. He was pulled over on June 20th, and officers found about 4.5 grams of marijuana and credit cards not belonging to the Captain. He told the officers he would give them $200 to let him go. He told them to just throw the weed away and to keep the credit cards. He's accused of accused of identification theft, bribery and possession of marijuana. It was on KiroTv's website yesterday.
karmicstorm 3 years ago
oh too funny!
Thatsnotfunnie 3 years ago
im crying
biteme1129 3 years ago 2
lmao
dutchmeek 3 years ago
Good positioning of the camera's, Better job on the quality of the building. Nice shot of the leg bending. I'd post it somewhere in the store as a trophy of sorts, and a good luck charm. I hope more people go to your store in attraction to the fame of this video. How is business since the incident occurred? curious in Canada. ;-)
joeman81xyz 3 years ago 2
I wonder if he was hoping for the $200 reward when he turned himself in?
feioo 3 years ago 2
Well now he's Captain Silver LOL!
ashmarie88 3 years ago
I hear from an employee that "Captain Jack Sparrow" turned himself in after this. haha...
CloudSportracer 3 years ago
this video is nominated on my video contest
lkredwallfan 3 years ago
No it is not Jeffrey Cobun it is but that is not how you spell it it is spelled like this Jeffery Cobun and yes he lived with us for like 2.5 months then he lefted one night then we never saw him again.
mysticalfairy14 3 years ago
OMFG I know this dude. It's my sister's ex! Not even fucking joking. Jeffrey Cobun, right? xDD Holy shit.
musicismymood 3 years ago
No, that is not his name.
plaxicoshak 3 years ago
Well then what is his name, because you can ask my cousin, mysticalfairy14, who lives with my sister, and she will tell you.
musicismymood 3 years ago
I wouldn't want him as my captain...what an idiot....seems to amuse us though....
ijanip 3 years ago
thats a broken leg there!
vadakam 3 years ago
That's great i am cracking up right now!
sparrowlover0626 3 years ago
XD I couldn't stop laughing when he limped away at the end
muckseen 3 years ago
i thought the commentary was a bit lame when i first started to watch then i started to enjoy it a bit then i about shit myself when the idiot hyper extends his knee. Laughed really hard thanks for the post.
dietrickdie 3 years ago
Thats very funny how did you get the footage from the security cameras?
grandslamSt 3 years ago
Oh dear! This his hilarious! "look how I leave my finger prints in the window", lol
hugodacosta 3 years ago
This is hysterical!! I recently embedded it in my LiveJournal blog; and it got picked up in turn by a blogger friend of mine in Scotland. Did the burglar ever get caught, by the way...??
ROFL...!!
LairMistress 3 years ago
Yes. It aired on the local news and he turned himself in 4 hours later.
plaxicoshak 3 years ago
Did he really break his leg?
osmosisazman 3 years ago
yes it was on the news
lr4916 3 years ago
OMG! this is hilarious. you gotta love the proof of the stupidity of criminals.
bomengl 3 years ago 3
You have a wonderful adaptability to what could have drug you down. Hollywood could use your voice-over. Thanks for a great big smile. I wish you the best and that your business may flourish. blaine
sloopy312 3 years ago
Thanks Blaine, I appreciate your comment.
plaxicoshak 3 years ago
Just saw on TV that he got 35 days in Jail with time served
peladinho769 3 years ago
lol hahha noob.
xnickii14 4 years ago
hahahahahaha! i saw this vid on the news! he got caught, me so glad. hahahahaha!
mahanxi 4 years ago
Loser
Batweed66 4 years ago
so much for stealing gold i guess coffee and donuts will be his morning run
toonyfatninjas 4 years ago 2
Thank God they haven't invented half-bricks in Washington, or he might have done one of those windows!
Kumarajiva 4 years ago
nooooooooob!! did he really get away!?!?!?! damn thats pathetic. they shold have caught him in the hospital.. lol!
ddarthvader 4 years ago
Thats funny....narrator too
SETOO123 4 years ago
Thank you. This movie made me feel a lot more competent as a human being! lol Excellent narration! Sorry I can't help you with his identity though.
JelloG 4 years ago 3
oh man i remember when i saw is on the news, so pathetic
EvilSchoolmaster 4 years ago
man he is sad, he scoped the place out but didnt notice the cameras and ended up getting injured. was he a noob or something, he failed miserably. but excellent video, loved the narration
Yoochun4686 4 years ago 4
i did NOT know it was possible to fail so badly
thank you for this
chugogi 4 years ago
LMFAO well done and you narated! that very well. Maybe that chap in the clip will think of getting ajob like every one else has to do to earn a living.
starlite2006 4 years ago
hilarious! the ending is so funny, really well narated!
pendulumx 4 years ago 2
woot woot big UPS
velcroFathoms 4 years ago
lolol wow omg that was so funny wat a stupid robber
azndude117 4 years ago
Man that is FUNNY! :D
ordodk 4 years ago
Dumbass !!! hahahaha
barnsplit64 4 years ago
Idiots like him by the law should be clinically fixed to be infertile, this would benefit everybody in many ways.
SplitPhase 4 years ago
LOL We need employees for mc.Donalds. can't do that..
joeman81xyz 3 years ago
Hi, just wondering how you found this vid on you tube?
pc4nae 3 years ago
I didnt find it, I made it, I am the business owner.
plaxicoshak 3 years ago
great vid....stupid robber
stinkingdog101 4 years ago
When was this?
I put on a pirate party in north perth,maybe this guy was a stray that turned into a bad seed.
nakedinsuburbia 4 years ago
lol Kudo's to you! :D its a good way to make an ass out of robbers xD
coldheartedprince 4 years ago
I just cant stop laphing at this vid
SlavetradeDIE 4 years ago
Dude, I love watching this vid. XD I even captioned it so I could show it to my hearing impaired Aunt and she loved it too!
BloodlessOne 4 years ago
what an idiot
lorcaptaincomander 4 years ago
what an ass!
trisha7070 4 years ago
So has he ever heard of a camera?
criminaljustice1977 4 years ago
at 2:04 'I am caiptain jack sparrow!!' lol!
Chibrika 4 years ago
He obviously failed science class in school.
AuroraKismet 4 years ago
I know this guy, he failed EVERYTHING. Even in alternative school... He's also been in trouble with the law several times
ameiliakit231 4 years ago
Is it even possible to fail in alternative school?
SplitPhase 4 years ago
lmao this is soooooo funny
crystalpaw 4 years ago
thats my ex boyfriend. lol hes kinda stupid, but hes really a cool guy.
Whipits5000 4 years ago
rshrhrh
MurdockAsh 4 years ago
omg that is hilarious
laulena628 4 years ago
Hey, that's my buddy Jim. I went to Clover Park High School and smoke weed with him. JonzShake is a retard cause he has nothing else better to do and doesn't know Jim. Then again, Jim coulodn't make himself a bigger retard than this. He's still in jail and his mom won't answer her phone, all I know is when he gets out, he won't hear the end of this one. He wasn't limping last time I saw him earlier this month. Jim, if your reading this, holla at your boy!!!
chris bowlin
sono23 4 years ago
Ha. Awesome. FTW.
pudgenet 4 years ago
THAT is the funniest damn thing I've seen in a long time. Welcome to YouTube Captain Jack!
jonsueh 4 years ago
Captain Jack(aka-James D'Angelo)is still in the Pierce Co. Jail, and also had a warent...
for burglary. I watched the 1:PM News, dinner
version, and the 11:PM news and there was no
mention of him at all, no boot from WSU, no
scholarship, no suicide.And nothing in the Tacoma news Tribune(a Pierce Co.news paper).
So jonzshake...WHAT THE F&#K RU TALKIN ABOUT?
lourail 4 years ago
haha; "watch this gay little punch" XD
chashek 4 years ago 4
King5 just reported that Capt Jack Sparrow Coffee Shop Burglar has lost his scholarship to Washington State University, he was the place kicker for the football team. They went on to state that he tried committing suicide... With the noose around his neck, he was unable to kick the chair out from under him. What a tragic story.
JonzShake 4 years ago
Where did you find that?
spunky242 4 years ago
Either you are making that up or you are a Husky.
marrsattacks02 4 years ago
Jonz..do not live in make believe...I have watched ch-5 news and the rebroadcast on its
sister station-KONG at 1 PM, the dinner hour,
and the 11:PM version...there in not one mention of the story you tell. Grow-up.
lourail 4 years ago