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  • y is will turner spending his every 10 years visit to land robbing a coffee shop?

  • he looks more loke barbossa

  • @1blahblahblog without his hat.

  • MAKE HIM WALK THE PLANK!

  • thew cash register is suppost to be open so the buglars can see there is no money in it retard

  • the best..love it

  • LMFAO I am Captain Jack sparrow I will give this a mighty punch watch this gay little punch.

  • so did you ever catch this idiot?

    absolutely hilarious video, thanks!!!

  • I think you better look for the imbecile with the injured knee. I bent the wrong way on that last kick. No doubt he had to seek medical attention within the next few days.

  • ha ha ha ha ha good job ha ha ha on the narrating the guys thoughts, very funny indeed. I love the eeeeeeeeeeee's.

  • 1:07 lol

  • nice narration

  • he wanna steal the WEED! lol in my country we say "che scimmia" litterali "what a monkey"

  • the commentary was awesome.

  • lol Broked his leg :D

  • Brilliant narration, thanks

  • LOL hey lets kick a steel reinforced door..

  • isnt that the same guy who got drunk and went to the convenience store to get more beer but couldnt even stand up

    search on youtube "drunkest guy"

  • COOL now the retard can get a peg leg ... arrrgh me maties...

  • LOL

    I think i know that dude

  • This is the offspring of a couple that weren't meant to reproduce.

  • thats will..

  • lol funny!!

  • looks mor like Will Turner to me

  • lol

  • He must have thought there was rum inside!

  • Thats will turner dude

  • Roflmao!

  • lol pwnd lol!

  • Nice Narrating!

  • wat a tard muffin....

  • Oh my beloved Lakewood..gotta love it..lol

    My city is entertaining, cause we have people like this living here. ;P

    Still can't believe it's already been a couple years since this happened.. O.o

  • i think i know who it is, its johnny depp dressed as the infamost captain jack

    sparrow when will i receive the cheque thanks

  • DUMB ASS!!!

  • I think Jack needs knee surgery after that hyper-extension....

  • More like Will Turner Burglar

  • I'll say it was me for $200 bucks lol

    gotta get a sex change first though

  • quelle grosse merde

  • I say that this guy looks more like Will Turner, but this is still funy as hell!!!!!

  • The daft bastard was blind drunk, or on drugs.

  • He was drunk. They showed this on the news.

  • jaUJuAjuaJuaJuajUuAjuAJ SO SO SO SO SO SO SO STUPID!!!!!

  • Third time i saw this and i have to write this mathe, that its the bloodiest dumbest pirate ever.

  • Jack Sparrow needs funds to leave by the sea

  • dumb bass

  • "I will rid you of your white chocolates and your lattes..." XD LOL I totally saw this on World's Dumbest Criminals. It was priceless. He ends up breaking his leg.

  • did this bloke get caught ?

  • freakin funny

  • is there such a thing as a "not guilty by reason of incompetence" plea? This particular "Jack Sparrow" may be in need of that particular plea.

  • Haha it was so funny he dislocated his knee! His punch was also funny haha. He must be a weak-ass burglar!

  • Even worse than a break, hyper-extending may tear ligaments...Capt.Jack is now Gimpy!

  • I can't believe this idiot. He overextended his leg and may have fractured it, and for what, COFFEE!

    God help him.

    STOAT

  • Does anyone else see that the Cash register is actually open!!! at 1:32 towards the left of the screen lol

  • In retail...you typically leave the register opened with the tongs up so prospective burglars see that there is NO MONEY IN THE TILL.

  • oh i see.... did not know that

  • wow i pass by here all the time i live in tacoma WA lakewood is like 5 min away

  • Looks like he broke his leg?

  • the voice over is just great

    i could so see the last kick coming

  • Ye scurvy scallowag, I won't be shanghien ya any timesune

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  • that punch at 1.19 soó funny

  • hahahahahaha jack ass.. hey the narration is good.

  • that was 1 dum ass burgler..lmao lmao

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  • Captain Jack hyper extended his knee.

  • We got a kid with that build in our town... We call him "T.L.B.". That means Tall Lanky Bastard. [;

  • You would remember this day like the day you almost break the leg of Capitan Jack Sparrow

  • You will all remember this day that Captain Jack Sparrow breaks his leg

  • I can understand needing that early morning cup of joe!! Those cravings make you go mad!! MAD I tell you!!

  • Holy crap, I'm in tears laughing!

  • when i saw this on my news, i laughed till i cried. this was amazing.

  • man u retard? east european? what made u think that?

  • Eastern earopeans do not wear bandanas

  • seriuosly what was jim thinking? i still find it funny as hell, the excuse that he was drunk was bull...and the only reason he turned himself in was probably to get the reward money for himslef.. lol. well jim to most of you in the tacoma lakewood area is also know as spider, seriously what would make him think it is ok?

  • that is hilarious

  • so, what's up with this guys these days???

    i'm going to miss seeing you guys :(

    reb

  • hahaha so funny commentations in this vid.The bastard hyperextended his leg lol!ACE vid!!

  • Thast funny god for you stupid!

  • LOL XD my comic book seller was right,this was funny.Specially makes it funnier since I live pretty darned close*not local,but close*

  • I havent seen a funnier thing in my life-well, not today anyway. I went to CPTC. Pretty sure that guy gives a gay little punch. I am Captain Jack Sparrow-I wear a bandana just like Captain Jack. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA

  • hahaha.. that is like an impenetrable coffe shop =P

  • This might be Jim (don't know his last name). I may have gone to school with this moron at CPHS.

  • Great video. Good sound effects. 5 stars. As another user said you should screen it inside the cafe with the volume low. I don't know whether your camera is hidden or not but this guy must be a total twit.

  • LOL!!!

  • What a goober this guy is... ROFLMAO!! What a bozo! This should get on Maury's Dumbest Criminial Video clips. I hope he broke his fucking leg! He should have to set down at the coffee shop during business hours and let customers watch this on a big screen TV with him setting there.

  • he dislocated his knee...so ya..prety much he did break it...

  • OMG!!! LOL!! that was SSOOO funnny love it!!

  • Thank you for sharing

  • yeah that was funny adn all but it was kinda like u were ripping on johnny

  • Definately not ripping Johnny. I was ripping the guy who was trying to rip me off! He just happened to resemble the great pirate!

  • @plaxicoshak thanks for the publicity...sorry for the incedent, i was waaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy too drunk and didn't even know till two months later...but i really am sorry for it though

  • @CaptJackSparrow1357 let do it for johnnny -the outsiders lol this f funny man

  • @CaptJackSparrow1357 and you're not with your screen name...and it was the coffee shop owner that used the name

  • OMG, LOL this is hilarious. Hahahahahahahahahabaawhahaha.

  • its was good thanks 5 stars and thank cabbi for shareing

  • lol :).

  • i just realized this is in my home state (basically about 15 minutes drive from my house).

  • poor guy ,, he may have been related to my 1st wife!

  • lol :).

  • LOL!!!!

  • i don't like the disrespect to the good captain Sparrow but it was funny

  • lmao

  • some thieving little shithead tried to jig my front door, recently but failed, this video please me greatly...what a wanker, id like to push a railway spike throught he fuckers head...thieving bastrd

  • *gets up from laughing* Ah, the hilarity!!!

  • I remember hearing that on the news

    Im from lakewood

  • I loath thieves

  • ha ha the idiot couldn't break in. lol

  • Look's like Captain Jack hyperextended his knee on your coffee fortress!

  • Dude, this is so funny! and i love the way you did the voice over... its great..

  • Captain Jack is back in jail. He was pulled over on June 20th, and officers found about 4.5 grams of marijuana and credit cards not belonging to the Captain. He told the officers he would give them $200 to let him go. He told them to just throw the weed away and to keep the credit cards. He's accused of accused of identification theft, bribery and possession of marijuana. It was on KiroTv's website yesterday.

  • oh too funny!

  • im crying

  • lmao

  • Good positioning of the camera's, Better job on the quality of the building. Nice shot of the leg bending. I'd post it somewhere in the store as a trophy of sorts, and a good luck charm. I hope more people go to your store in attraction to the fame of this video. How is business since the incident occurred? curious in Canada. ;-)

  • I wonder if he was hoping for the $200 reward when he turned himself in?

  • Well now he's Captain Silver LOL!

  • I hear from an employee that "Captain Jack Sparrow" turned himself in after this. haha...

  • this video is nominated on my video contest

  • No it is not Jeffrey Cobun it is but that is not how you spell it it is spelled like this Jeffery Cobun and yes he lived with us for like 2.5 months then he lefted one night then we never saw him again.

  • OMFG I know this dude. It's my sister's ex! Not even fucking joking. Jeffrey Cobun, right? xDD Holy shit.

  • No, that is not his name.

  • Well then what is his name, because you can ask my cousin, mysticalfairy14, who lives with my sister, and she will tell you.

  • I wouldn't want him as my captain...what an idiot....seems to amuse us though....

  • thats a broken leg there!

  • That's great i am cracking up right now!

  • XD I couldn't stop laughing when he limped away at the end

  • i thought the commentary was a bit lame when i first started to watch then i started to enjoy it a bit then i about shit myself when the idiot hyper extends his knee. Laughed really hard thanks for the post.

  • Thats very funny how did you get the footage from the security cameras?

  • Oh dear! This his hilarious! "look how I leave my finger prints in the window", lol

  • This is hysterical!! I recently embedded it in my LiveJournal blog; and it got picked up in turn by a blogger friend of mine in Scotland. Did the burglar ever get caught, by the way...??

    ROFL...!!

  • Yes. It aired on the local news and he turned himself in 4 hours later.

  • Did he really break his leg?

  • yes it was on the news

  • OMG! this is hilarious. you gotta love the proof of the stupidity of criminals.

  • You have a wonderful adaptability to what could have drug you down. Hollywood could use your voice-over. Thanks for a great big smile. I wish you the best and that your business may flourish. blaine

  • Thanks Blaine, I appreciate your comment.

  • Just saw on TV that he got 35 days in Jail with time served

  • lol hahha noob.

  • hahahahahaha! i saw this vid on the news! he got caught, me so glad. hahahahaha!

  • Loser

  • so much for stealing gold i guess coffee and donuts will be his morning run

  • Thank God they haven't invented half-bricks in Washington, or he might have done one of those windows!

  • nooooooooob!! did he really get away!?!?!?! damn thats pathetic. they shold have caught him in the hospital.. lol!

  • Thats funny....narrator too

  • Thank you. This movie made me feel a lot more competent as a human being! lol Excellent narration! Sorry I can't help you with his identity though.

  • oh man i remember when i saw is on the news, so pathetic

  • man he is sad, he scoped the place out but didnt notice the cameras and ended up getting injured. was he a noob or something, he failed miserably. but excellent video, loved the narration

  • i did NOT know it was possible to fail so badly

    thank you for this

  • LMFAO well done and you narated! that very well. Maybe that chap in the clip will think of getting ajob like every one else has to do to earn a living.

  • hilarious! the ending is so funny, really well narated!

  • woot woot big UPS

  • lolol wow omg that was so funny wat a stupid robber

  • Man that is FUNNY! :D

  • Dumbass !!! hahahaha

  • Idiots like him by the law should be clinically fixed to be infertile, this would benefit everybody in many ways.

  • LOL We need employees for mc.Donalds. can't do that..

  • Hi, just wondering how you found this vid on you tube?

  • I didnt find it, I made it, I am the business owner.

  • great vid....stupid robber

  • When was this?

    I put on a pirate party in north perth,maybe this guy was a stray that turned into a bad seed.

  • lol Kudo's to you! :D its a good way to make an ass out of robbers xD

  • I just cant stop laphing at this vid

  • Dude, I love watching this vid. XD I even captioned it so I could show it to my hearing impaired Aunt and she loved it too!

  • what an idiot

  • what an ass!

  • So has he ever heard of a camera?

  • at 2:04 'I am caiptain jack sparrow!!' lol!

  • He obviously failed science class in school.

  • I know this guy, he failed EVERYTHING. Even in alternative school... He's also been in trouble with the law several times

  • Is it even possible to fail in alternative school?

  • lmao this is soooooo funny

  • thats my ex boyfriend. lol hes kinda stupid, but hes really a cool guy.

  • rshrhrh

  • omg that is hilarious

  • Hey, that's my buddy Jim. I went to Clover Park High School and smoke weed with him. JonzShake is a retard cause he has nothing else better to do and doesn't know Jim. Then again, Jim coulodn't make himself a bigger retard than this. He's still in jail and his mom won't answer her phone, all I know is when he gets out, he won't hear the end of this one. He wasn't limping last time I saw him earlier this month. Jim, if your reading this, holla at your boy!!!

    chris bowlin

  • Ha. Awesome. FTW.

  • THAT is the funniest damn thing I've seen in a long time. Welcome to YouTube Captain Jack!

  • Captain Jack(aka-James D'Angelo)is still in the Pierce Co. Jail, and also had a warent...

    for burglary. I watched the 1:PM News, dinner

    version, and the 11:PM news and there was no

    mention of him at all, no boot from WSU, no

    scholarship, no suicide.And nothing in the Tacoma news Tribune(a Pierce Co.news paper).

    So jonzshake...WHAT THE F&#K RU TALKIN ABOUT?

  • haha; "watch this gay little punch" XD

  • King5 just reported that Capt Jack Sparrow Coffee Shop Burglar has lost his scholarship to Washington State University, he was the place kicker for the football team. They went on to state that he tried committing suicide... With the noose around his neck, he was unable to kick the chair out from under him. What a tragic story.

  • Where did you find that?

  • Either you are making that up or you are a Husky.

  • Jonz..do not live in make believe...I have watched ch-5 news and the rebroadcast on its

    sister station-KONG at 1 PM, the dinner hour,

    and the 11:PM version...there in not one mention of the story you tell. Grow-up.