Doctor Who: Gay, gypsy, bar mitzvah

[DaGiantLaserCanon]

That awkward moment when the nazis all learn english.

[KazuNyaann]

"Shut Up I'm Dying" When your the doctors assistant. This is normal

[Kurtortonta]

0:33

[ladycplum]

So many fans I've talked to said they hate River Song...I think she's ten times the "companion" Rose Tyler could ever hope to be"

[Silverballoons]

Rory looked so terrified when they were about to shoot River. I mean, I know she just tried to kill his friend and she's basically criminally insane, but family's family.

[clarinetyful]

"Extractor fans on!..Oh, that works!"

Also, River's badassery.

[misssupercookie2011]

'Plus she's a woman.' lol oh matt matt matt matt

[melodysymphonystar]

-Extractor Fans On! Oh, that works!

Lol One of the best episodes ever, and River, hmmm... one word: BADASS.

[sarahscan97]

it's impressive how offensive she was to the nazis in just 1 sentence...

[Morhek]

@sarahscan97 Well, it's not as if there's a Nazi lobbyist group at the BBC who are going to complain.

[luvdraco66755]

I frickin love this episode

[QueenVampBree]

0:33 sexy man. . .I love his hat too.

[babylon218]

I think she might be a tad insane...

"..plus, she's a women. Oh, shut up! I'm dying!" best Doctor line in this episode!

[Sereniama]

Since when did Nazis got such a nice British voice?

[RenardeBlanche]

@Sereniama Since the tardis started psychically translating German in your brain.

[emilylovesmattsmith]

Thanks boys call me ;)

[TUNDRAStrt]

Gay gypsy bar mitzvahs are the best!

[piface1000]

you forgot disabled to the title.

[freakwilliams]

Crazy Bitch.....lol

[Theroha]

I love River Song. She's brilliant, sexy; & her pronunciation of fuehrer was perfect.

[softball201320]

Who's with me? ;)

[21Blader21]

she's kinda sexy

[WhitneyWombat]

I WANT THE LEATHER WAISTCOAT! 

[Knochenkorsett]

I want to marry River Song. Seriously.

[sipodge]

This was one of the only good moments from Let's Kill Hitler

[TheBelieveGreatness]

Don't forget it's for the disabled!

[kacounicorn]

"Plus, she's a woman."

[thePoetsTime]

I love this clip!

It's smart, it's funny, and Alex plays her character amazingly!

THIS is why I love Doctor Who

[4lyBlack]

Oh God! She's so fucking sexy! She's.. she's... she's my kind of woman. I want Alex Kingston so badly. I always say "oh come on Lily you'll find someone else" but then I always come here and >.> God! I'm in love with her ._____. sorry. I had to.

[DerpForce]

The acting is so bad...

[PARTICLEZXz]

Oh no the Germans would have had her dead the second she was giving cheek

[jamiewindsor]

Hang on… if that's what happens if you shoot a timelord when they're regenerating, how come the Doctor died at the start of the series when River shot him?

[Azrael666Azazel]

@jamiewindsor as explained by others as long as they have already regenerated they can use the residual energy to heal themselves if they get hurt. the doctor grew back his hand for example. however, if you prevent them from regenerating then they die. river already regenerated and so she was able to, apparently, instantly heal the hundreds of bullet wounds that would have riddled her body.

[AmethystEyes]

@Azrael666Azazel how long does she have that ability for?

[Helbore]

@AmethystEyes First 17 hours after regenerating, if I remember correctly.

[clarinetyful]

@jamiewindsor Okay. few things.

-She didn't get shot while she was actually regenerating. The regeneration had already happened. She was 'still cooking', as the Doctor put it in Eleventh Hour. She still had a lot of that extra energy that she used to heal herself.

-The Doctor did start to regenerate, but the second shot killed him.

[DaGiantLaserCanon]

@jamiewindsor It's the difference from shooting them with lasers vs. bullets, and before full regeneration vs. after regeneration.

[IndianaCreeper]

River Song: Time Troll

[evietheeevee]

river is a time lady???(not a lord)

[8CarpeNoctem]

@evietheeevee Yeah..She was concieved while the TARDIS was at work so..Well she has a bit of timelord DNA

[RoLLWithITOasis1]

Alex Kingston is hooooooot! XD

[TheZacula]

Best line on the show. :)

[SophisticatedDamage]

I love the line. I think from now on I'll start all my excuses with "Well, I was on my way to this gay, gypsy, bar miyzvah for the disabled when...." JUST to see what happens. XD

[csll15]

1:03 the best xD

[1v1atrix]

"Oh it makes all sence, she's brainwashed. PLUS she's a woman!

Oh shut up, I'm dying!" A little weird sentence

[Lilllllly]

@1v1atrix The Doctor is defending himself from sounding sexist. Still sexist, though. He should've been species-ist instead: "PLUS, she's HUMAN!"

[dd4rri3n]

Melody's Derp face at 1:01

[ghostsurfer666]

Aren't fatal wounds supposed to upset the regeneration process? I don't see how River here could just shrug off multiple gunshots.

[GriffithAMPS]

@ghostsurfer666 if the timelord just started to regenerated then yes, fatal wounds will stop it (The Impossible Astronaut), but if the regeneration had already happened and it's stll within the first 24 hours, they're pretty much immortal (The Christmas Invasion).

[cmac20cmac]

@GriffithAMPS actually its 15 hours

[TheScifiaddict]

@ghostsurfer666 No, that's only if a Time Lord gets shot/stabbed/hit by a car etc. in the middle of the regeneration process. If one gets hurt within fifteen hours after the regeneration, there's still enough residual energy or something like that that heals the wounds. Remember when the Doctor's (10) hand got cut off in 'Christmas Invasion?' I think that's what happened here.

[TheseusKhan]

@AH3D001 They run a special effect filter known as a mirror, which means the bot's do not pick it up. However BBC being Brittish don't really care to much as much as the american Firms on the removal of copyrighted material so most stuff is left on youtube. Its only the full episodes which will be removed. These are also taken from Pirated episodes, which are recorded with a TV Card

[NYstreetrat]

plus she's a woman.....oh shut up I'm dying!"

[BPgamemaster12]

I guess two Daleks saw this video

[JapNarutofan]

@BPgamemaster12 No, the Daleks would spam the video with likes... more like the Cybermen

[rainbowpaint13]

I love her hair!

[germanvisitor2]

Which episode is that?

[Flaky1990]

Soooo the command is in English too? Shouldn't he be saying "Erschießt sie!"? :D

[Alexander001Z]

@Flaky1990

The tardis translat!

every thing but if u said something in germen and u r english a germen will hear english!

or a english accente i never understod that pary!

[Flaky1990]

@Alexander001Z oh yeah, I forgot...shame on me. :D

[Peltak]

This woman is the embodiment of MILF.

[blackyoshi1230]

Props to Alex Kingston for making Let's Kill Hitler a hilarious episode.

[destroyeraz091]

I'm going shopping

[destroyeraz091]

you've got a time machine and i've got a gun and you've got something more than me a gay fez

[CassJayTuck]

Oh shut up I'M DYING. 

[MsCatanacmaniac]

oh shut up im dying. XD

[SimonB198207]

1:51 Now THAT's a cleavage!

[TheDoctor388]

River is awesome! That is all...

[acemcshaneisepic]

river rocks. dose anyone knowwhere you can get a coat like the doctors?

[narwhal17]

Listening to this quote for the first time was probably the best moment of my life.

[rex999ful]

wait when she regenarated she stayed the same but did not change?

[chrisjg210]

@rex999ful she already regenerated, it's the same with how the doctor regrew his hand

[martang66]

@rex999ful No, she regenerated properly just before and had some extra zing. First recorded use of post-regenerative zing was in The Christmas Invasion, where Doctor 10 regrew his hand after the nasty Sycorax lopped it off.

[IAmTheStig320]

"I was on my way to this gay, gypsy bar mitzvah for the disabled, when suddenly I thought "Gosh the Third Reich's a bit rubbish, I think I'll kill the Fuhrer". Who's with me?"

I feel content in knowing that no matter what I do in life, it will never be as badass as that statement.

[MerryTayTay]

At 0:03 I here someone swear

[abc101090]

@MerryTayTay I think it`s "halt" as in "stop".

[borgduck]

Sexy River kicks Nazis butt!!!

[InsertNameHere297]

When's Hitler gunna come out of the closet

[OlafurNeal]

She's amazing, and she makes me appreciate my own curly hair even more

[BeatriceBlake]

I love this line.

[Facebookie100]

Oh shut up im dying......walks into tardis......extrextor fans on.......oh that works

LOL

[Alanthos17]

I've always loved the TARDIS capabilty for telepathic translator, but the accent these German soldiers display just got me sold. Really. What is this, telepathic background consistency induction? XD

PD: Actually, that was just a clever lie.

[nightfury1996]

"New body, new town...I'm going shopping!"

[changdae11]

river has nice cleavage...

[brownblair98]

This may be the only time in history where you actually feel sorry for Nazi Germany.

[RODTV]

River has the Best Evil laugh ever!!! 0:57

[RODTV]

River go BOOM

[HotTopGaming]

Is it me, or did i hear "Where the FUCK is he" at 0:03

[TheBigBongProduction]

@HotTopGaming OMFG, Its True!...i heard it, i am complaining to BBC lolz :) :) :) :)

[kaizoisevil]

@TheBigBongProduction no, they said something else, something in German.

[TalulahCarmichael2]

@HotTopGaming Nope, I went back and listened, I heard it too!

[grancazzino]

@HotTopGaming Good hearing! I NEVER heard that until you pointed it out! WONDERFULLY BRILLIANT!

[mei975]

@HotTopGaming No, they're speaking in GERMAN from what i can make out it sounds like "Look, someone's coming. HALT! HALT!:

[SalenNardri]

@HotTopGaming ha ha that would be a funny slip up ;) but I think he said "was machen sie?"

[camoblackhawk]

@HotTopGaming not the only one.

[andyot7777]

@HotTopGaming Sounded like it but they were speaking german.

[hollh003]

@HotTopGaming I looked it up and apparently he said "Halt, was machen sie"

[mowingthefrontlawn]

@HotTopGaming Someone pointed it out to me and I can't stop hearing it.

[KingLofiOne]

@HotTopGaming It's probably "Wir verfolgen sie!"--> "We're persuing her"

I'm german, but I'm having trouble myself understanding that through the accent.

[WireMosasaur]

@KingLofiOne Pretty sure it's "Was machen Sie!" :D

Which is kind of stupid in context but oh well, angry Nazis have to shout something.

[KingLofiOne]

@WireMosasaur Now that you said it, it seems about right, though a "Was machen Sie HIER" would be better.

[grefog]

@HotTopGaming it's you.

[bertster195]

@HotTopGaming it's not you I heard it as well

[Fishplanebusmusiclol]

@HotTopGaming Lol, I heard that as well! Some actor must have got really confused!

[mocon7]

@HotTopGaming, They said: Nehmen Sie, german for telling someone to take something.

[FiiFieFoeThumbx]

win



[Kalashboy762]

shopping being going to a restaurant in a hotel and making people strip their clothes on gun point...

[TitaniaSilk]

@Azrael666Azael

I just died of laughter. XD

[Azrael666Azazel]

@AH3D001 Spoilers



[Alanthos17]

... oh, shut up, I'm dying...

[thenevereverboy]

River is my dream woman.

[JamesOhGoodie]

1:00 So uh...yea. This remind you of anything?

[Wildal2000]

"well, she's been brain washed, it all makes sense to her- plus, she's a woman" hahaha

[nliausacmmv]

She's been brainwashed, it all makes sense to her. Plus, she's a woman.

[jrdennis95]

Thumbs up if you're one of the people who picked out that those are all the things Hitler hates! (Trust me(I'm the Doctor), I know people who didn't know that.)

[iisakura]

why does she regenerate into the same form? :s

[Bwissrly1159]

@iisakura She was *still* regenerating. ;P

[FWTrump]

@iisakura First 24 hours rule, established with series 2 of the new Doctor Who with the Tenth Doctor losing his hand in a sword fight. Time Lords, for the first 24 hours after a regeneration still have left over regeneration energy and... Well you already saw here (and possibly there, though if you haven't, watch the Christmas Invasion).

[Oblivion23roblox]

@FWTrump 15 hours*

[DonnaNoble1968]

"Hello Boys!" She's the ultimate bad a**! Love her! LOL!

[palinite]

ALEX KINGSTON'S HAIR IS SO EPIC :D

[TheDisInfectant]

"Who's with me?" I love the grin on her face after she says that :)

[MindProbeTest2]

"Well, I was on my way to a gay, gypsy, bar mitzvah for the disabled, when I thought 'Gee the third rike's rubbish!'"

[CREN13Queen]

i love how even though she just killed the doctor and all that Rorry is still upset when she gets shot cause she is his daughter

[RiverPond00]

River song: likes/hates the doctor. Is good/evil. Is harmless/harmful.

How can one person be so epic?

Answer: they can't, unless their River Song that is.

[KendrixTermina]

River Song = Epic Win

[miceruletheworld42]

AT NO POINT IN MY LIFE WILL I STOP FINDING THIS INSANELY AWESOME. NEVER.

[CasualtyFan101]

@joncronin1 Yes, I was wondering that when I watched the episode haha.

[ariolwhisper]

ALEX KINGSTON FOR ALL THE AWARDS!

[LolllipopAndRainbow]

her hair omg 1.04

LOVE.

[chocolateislove]

LOL this is my favorite line from the episode.

[joncronin1]

At 0:03 can anybody else hear "Where the f@ck is he"?

[bluewolff92]

Ya know, the third right was a bit rubbish

[wildmansmee]

Which season and episode was this?

[jennyinthepark]

Epicness! I should be adding these moments to my River Song Awesome moments collection, but I haven't gotten around to it lol. Love this scene!;-)

[YoTeddyJamm]

CRAZY EYES at 1:16

[CoolDoctorWhoVids]

hey i want to know one day in dr who will rory's nurse id be mentioned cos remember it said 1996 but he was a child then?

[subbtopp]

so hang on dr was kille mid regen ..how come river isnt when the nazis shoot hner

[Azrael666Azazel]

@subbtopp The Dr. was killed he started to regenerate, but couldn't finish it so he died completely. River had already regenerated and there is always excess regeneration energy left over. Think of what the doctor did when he regrew his hand. She just healed herself using the excess energy.

[subbtopp]

@Azrael666Azazel brilliant thank you so riddle me this...the young girl from 1969 turns up in leadworth still a child how come

[Azrael666Azazel]

@subbtopp well river did say the last time she regenerated she ended up a toddler in 1969, but yeah it doesn't make any sense how she got to leadworth from new york and stayed young until she could grow up and be rory and amy's friend.

[subbtopp]

@Azrael666Azazel hopefully all will be revealed in further episodes..and if not i might have write a strongly worded letter to sombody..thanks for yr replys.x

[RoyalGuard503]

@Azrael666Azazel It could always be that River is her Fourth regeneration, and not her Third.

[Azrael666Azazel]

@RoyalGuard503 I don't think so though. Technically anyway it would be her second regeneration but third life. First life is the little girl in the suite 1969. Then she regenerates in new york and that is her second life. Melody did also say that the last time she did it she ended up as a toddler in new york city. However if i remember correctly the newly regenerated river song said something about aging backwards.

[05c4r2582]

@Azrael666Azazel But also, who raised her when she was going to school with Amy and Rory? Perhaps Kovarian and the Silence found her in New York and took her to Leadworth, where a young child has just met The Doctor...

[thepropmonkey]

@Azrael666Azazel Maybe she has a longer lifespan because she's part Time Lord?

[Timelord6661]

@RoyalGuard503 Who's to say the religious order the Silence didn't send her from 1969- 1990's Leadworth as part of a plan to execute the Doctor....

[NekoChanMaasta]

@RoyalGuard503

"Last time I did this I was a little girl in new york" - Mels before regenerating

[RoyalGuard503]

@NekoChanMaasta Yeah, and? There's no proof that the little girl in The Impossible Astronaut was in New York (after all, that story took place in Washington, D.C.), nor that she regenerated into Mels.

[NekoChanMaasta]

@RoyalGuard503

Were you paying attention to the episode? There were big white letters at the bottom of the screen saying "New York - 6 Months Later" on the scene where the girl regenerated.

the episode was set in places all across America, not just washington. They also visited Utah and Florida.

[KendrixTermina]

@Azrael666Azazel Maybe that's a plot point. We know that there is at least one more meeting between River and the Doctor before this (from River's poV, see her speech in "Day of the moon") It's hard to tell if it takes place before or after the silence two-parter, two if she was indeed in the spacesuit that "killed" him...

[Firellius]

@Azrael666Azazel Well, you have to remember that her life is controlled by the silence, and what with the Tessalector having time travel abilities and fighting the silence, maybe the silence has the ability to plant melody at another point in time?

[NekoChanMaasta]

@subbtopp

She's a timelady. To her, age is but a number.

[4lyBlack]

SHUT UP!!!!! THIS SHOW IS AMAZING, ALEX IS AMAZING! YOU DON'T LIKE IT? DON'T WATCH IT THEN!!! °-°

[PuppetMask]

This show's fucked up, I never understood it. Also why would they want to kill Hitler? You kill him you still have Himmler, Goebbels, Keitel, Goring, and all those other lunatics and killing Hitler would just piss them off!

[Azrael666Azazel]

@PuppetMask Well near the beginning of the episode the mini people do copy and then kill one of hitler's inner circle. Also they take people from near the end of their time line and punish them. They don't change history they just punish the people throughout history who they say need to be punished. They don't try killing hitler anyway

[thedoctorTARDIS]

@PuppetMask they don't kill hitler. they leave him in the cupboard.

[heartoflion539]

0:55 Her sinister laugh always gets me

[Ohthesimplethings]

You know.........the doctor is shot by the astronaut when HE is regenerating........

[Rixec2]

@Ohthesimplethings That was BEFORE he got into his new body. Melody/River already became Alex form so she can still heal and activate regeneration energy, similar to David Tennant (10th Doctor) after his hand had been cut off.

[thevoodoosailor]

@Ohthesimplethings

Yh but he hadn't even regenorated yet he was stopped before he could even go through with it.

[Ohthesimplethings]

@thevoodoosailor

Oh yeah thats true!

[MrShedinthepeg]

Hitlers in the closet....

[Azrael666Azazel]

@MrShedinthepeg With tom cruise and R. Kelly

[saltandfinagar]

@Azrael666Azazel Don't forget John Travolta.

[TheDanni0608]

The Fuhrer's in the cupboard... He's lost forever now. Good luck finding him River xD

[Kerriangel]

0:31 he looks like Ralph Fiennes in Schindler's List

@Kerriangel maybe it was an incentive to make her more sadistic LOL