Nick Swardson - Suicide

[Afrigunable]

i could not stop laughing!!!

[SkamGame]

I would say: Why did you look at me that way!!! *BOOOOOGGG*

[JTKatz07]

Damnet TheLaughFactory I thought the Title read: "Nick Swardson's Suicide" gave my hopes up for nothing

[whodafuckfarted]

who the fuck farted

[G33KST4R]

great set up, weak punchline =/. still he is very funny guy

[1LANDN1GGA]

BULLSHIT!

[MEDIOCERman]

LMFAO funny on a multitude of levels.

[seroyer2]

Must be a crowd of born again Christian mom's.

[Romopunk7]

@seroyer2 fail

[jeremyxx11]

do a youtube search on nick swardson  being a ninja, and tell me he's not funny

[iseeredppl]

its the guy from twilight ! dude ur awsome , fuck that crowd

[HiTharIPlayDrums]

this is really funny.... bad crowd

[letsgotowar666]

not really funny ;/

[daslimshady1]

@letsgotowar666 Bitch please...

[imasonfree]

Funny thing is, I'm sure that in the whole crowd, say he was in a mall, at least 100 people in the whole crowd would be the one that farted. lol

[thecatmiami]

nick swardson is not funny at all

[totaldramarewind]

@thecatmiami You Don't Like Him Don't Watch Him



[VideoGameMaster007]

@thecatmiami Your face is not funny at all

[chicityskev]

first youtube video ever to make me laugh until i couldnt breath and had tears in my eyes.. =)

[CanOfMapleSyrup]

HAHA

[NLTLjp]

the crowd probably heard this already

[michaelmike05]

the first time i heard this i laughed so hard it made me cry lol. I think the crowd has heard this already, if not theyre stupid lol.

[rpsmith014]

Watch Dave Chappelle at this same venue and then you'll know why the crowd isn't laughing here.

[adan669]

this was the killer joke... make my day ...

[TheSpearsProductions]

I took a sip of Coke when he said "broccoli and pure evil" and now there is soda everywhere..

[ochocincoisadick]

thank god this video wasnt bleeped like the new ones. it would of ruined it

[LocalKola]

Fuck that crowd.

[Emilio0587]

it would be him giving off the fart smell after he shits himself :p

[cpbishurr]

theres a fart thats taking lives

[Mugzy619]

0:13 

[rongomongo]

lmfao that shit was hilarious

[DaveSimkus]

Good Idea, Bad delivery

[BloodSweatTears1000]

I cried laughing!!! Holy shit!

[goldwincs]

nick swardson should do another stand-up special

[SleepingAtTheMovies]

The crowds can't just scream at the top of their lungs at everything every comedian says.

[FPSUbiquitouS]

hahahahaha best clip i've seen in a while

[plum741]

Oh fuck! I laughed so hard I came!

[makpak]

this was funny, but his delivery was wack.

but the guy in generally very funny. i think ive seen him in movies.

[Mountainguru]

No, seriously, WHO FARTED?

[ghassemifar]

ahahha HILARIOUS

[bgreen97]

they aren't laughing cause they heard a million time already cause Nick Swardson hasn't written any new jokes in 11 years.

[inaglasscage]

that's one of the funniest bits i've seen in a long time.

fucking killer

[darkdisaster87]

why do all these laugh factory vids feature recycled jokes with poor delivery? the seriously who farted version of this was much better

[bungiecoocoo]

that joke had a lot of potential, shoulda dragged it out a lil longer :(

[dbows94]

he is performing in front of 3 people apparently

[sykeone23]

is not that they're not laughing, the crowd is sitting a mile away... lol

[tpa1993]

Nick Swardson is my all time favorite comedian!!! luvsh him to death! :) He's Fuckin Hela' Funny!!!!

[metalicadude69]

Maybe somebody at this club just shot themself right before he went on, so it didn't seem funny.

[FrettingCajarot]

I fucking love this joke. Usually comedians take the suicide theme and try to be clever about how depressed and suicidal they are. But this is just a joke, I don't have to think, just laugh.

[AkatsukisSlave]

meh they were probaby laughing so hard that no sound came out ilke me XD

[PhillisNutsack]

you have to feel bad for the guy who ACTUALLY farted secretly and tried to hide it right before he killed himself

[SecretGerms]

@PhillisNutsack wow... been a long time since you, kenny rogers, his brother ray, glenn titus, dominic, jim heiss, howard stone, bill gruber, so many others and myself had a few beers at the "lagoon". good times, my ol' friend, good times. remember listening to triumph and the who in your backyard while shooting hoops... ? dunking people at roberts pool... ? ahh... so much fun. where did our youth go?!

..

[MissE0130]

I laughed so hard, lame crowdddddd

[yurikomuro]

NICK IF YOU ARE READING THIS SUICIDE IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY TO MAKE FUN OF ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­H

[lscizml]

@yurikomuro Why?

[yurikomuro]

@lscizml cuz people like your dad who tried to kill himself by getting impaled by a horsie. clearly was not a healthy individual.

[JoshJazzHands]

The way he says 'taking lives' gets me every time

[lunahe1]

0:16 ROTFL

[sacrifice194]

If he suicied he wouldt knew it...

[FeebleNosemanny]

@sacrifice194 learn 2 english

[sacrifice194]

@FeebleNosemanny lear 2 english? Look whos talking

[FeebleNosemanny]

@sacrifice194 who's. Clearly the previous comment was in jest.

[MrSebyfoomanchoo]

he did this at seriously who farted

[haris1254]

shit-e

[JUSTxINSANE]

What'd that smell like?

Broccoli and eggs and pure evil?

hahahah

[oyousef11]

HOW COME THERE IS NOBODY LAUGHIIIIING?!!!

[thecloverbunny5]

thumbs up if you looked down just to see if there were any hate comments

[TheEXpothead]

lol it's the guy from grandma's boy

[xXMaGGoXx]

what a shit crowd.

[mrkrillin100]

@xXMaGGoXx

HES NOT FUNNY

THATS THE REASON

[JTKatz07]

@xXMaGGoXx Maybe it's not the crowd but the performer....

[o2dpup]

hate that guy

[risingpauler]

i dont think im gettin thumbed up. i love this guy im talkin bout the fags under me wit the funny comments 

[risingpauler]

shut the fuck up ur not funny

[kickflipperland12]

@risingpauler u accually think ur gunna get thumbed up for ur comment, this guys hilarious

[moshe1000000]

49 people farted.......

[MyFunnyBrianShow]

suicide is bad. it makes people sad and blue. farts are funny. my mom makes me call farts berkins. one time i did a berkins in private and it was STINKY! Laugh Out Loud!....bye

[ImperiousViking]

If I was gonna kill myself I would walk up to someone and tell them a really hard riddle. Then I'd blow my brains out. So even if he think he got the answer there is no way he could know for sure.

[OgBJJ]

the don't laugh factory.

[mwardia1]

lmfaooooooooo

that was actually pretty funny

[Danshro]

shitty audience

[Justs0MEGUY11]

seriously..better audience 

[FukPhysics]

he missed a great opportunity to work in 'silent but deadly'

[Grackafeldtch]

I first heard this joke from Dane Cook, and it was word for word. Who came up with the joke first?

[DeutschlandSiegHeil]

@Grackafeldtch no it wasn't done by dane cook but nick swardson definately said this exact joke in front of a bigger audience in his stand up "seriously, who farted?"

weird how he is using the same joke twice..

[Grackafeldtch]

@DeutschlandSiegHeil

I've heard that Dane Cook steals jokes, so maybe he stole it from someone. But I first heard it on his cd 'Retaliation', and from that to this video, the joke was the exact same, word for word, which puzzles me.

[GamrDan]

How does someone this funny end up in shit like Bucky Larson?

[dougthealligator]

@GamrDan i agree, i wondered the same thing

[SuperDrummerJoe]

hahahahahaha i lol'd

[Javis586]

This is one of my favorite jokes of all time lol

[Javis586]

This is one of my favorite jokes of all time lol

[yourmomisgnar]

no laughs?!

[Schmidteren]

this was funny, and noone in crowd was laughing! xD

[cassnate6259]

@Schmidteren Lots of times the audio is taken only from the performer's mic, so it seems like nobody is laughing, but in reality, the mic just isn't picking them up. Comedians hate this, obviously, because it sounds like they are sucking when people are actually laughing.

[poek210]

@Schmidteren because its one of his oldest jokes. :/

[YGOSeeker]

this is the worst crowd.

[CallMeTheHunter]

hey i'm high and this isnt funny

[naturluvr15]

"broccoli and eggs and... pure evil! " XDD

[SlowlyUnbreaking]

This shouldn't be funny, but it is seriously one of the only jokes i can laugh about every time i hear it. :D

[MrAjeezy123]

420 videos for the laugh factory CLASSIC!!!

[theomazeTV]

you know who i DO pitty?... the guy who farted...

[joeratti]

fuckin laugh factory audience sucks asshole

[jdizzzo7]

that is a sad crowd

[TheBlacksiphon]

Swear to god this guy talks about dead bodies and shit so much I could swear he was a necrophiliac. But I guess as long as it's funny I won't ask questions, just stay away from my Grandma nick :)

[KiDCuDiBrah]

This video makes me want to kill myself haha. but just to make people laugh.. yeah i'm fucked up.

[BLINK182wilNeverdie]

@KiDCuDiBrah No. You're retarded.

[CHAVEZKRYSTAL]

@KiDCuDiBrah oddly i would do what he just said xD lol

[TheClearlyRegular]

Its called Dane cook people...

[loveshotguns101]

classic

[yartootman]

PLUG IT!!!

[MrIlleism]

the audience sucks!

[MadAnthony420]

more suicide jokes! thank you for helping break the stigma attached to it!

[yartootman]

WHO FUCKING FARTED?!?!

[CoalitionOfGearsGOW]

press 3 for masturbation

[MisDominique1616]

who fucking farted??? lol

[randomname123ish]

Nick Swardson = Greates Troll ever lol

[crazyllama1204]

either there's like 7 people in the club or thats a tough crowd lol

[Tygerlily179]

@crazyllama1204 yea in the Laugh Factory, there are like no people who laugh O.O

[beaversaysnaruxhina]

i'd be that one guy in the crowd just like "my bad"

[zach3893]

His show crashed and burned in like 6 episodes. His stand-up his great, but that show was so fucking lame.

[baddave83]

not very funneh

[iLoveCarrotTop]

How Wasent That Crowd Rolling On The Floor Laughing?!?

That Makes Me So Mad -__- Ha...Ha...Ha

Get A Sense Of Humor

*NICK SWARDSON IS BEAST!

[LuckyApplehead]

OMG this made me laugh SO hard I almost puked, that's how hard I was laughing even for like 10 mins after it was over!!!!!

[BigBearfromthe206]

Didn't dane do this joke? And he's trying to be like Dane it sounds like. He's hilarious though elsewhere, not that funny here imo.

[Flamingcowz1212]

@BigBearfromthe206 If Dane were funny, I'd say the same. He's just a douche.

[BigBearfromthe206]

@Flamingcowz1212 Dane is very douchey, but I still think he's funny. 

[2021mac]

keep pressing 3 lmfao

[mistermonday420]

He sounds a LOT like DANE COOK.

[d0rv]

@mistermonday420 A lot better than Dane though.

[mistermonday420]

@d0rv

THAT is so true.

[ybz2207]

"You guys, plug your nose. That guy fucking kill himself'...Rofl.

[OptikWinx]

FUCKING GENIUS!

[ColorfulGlueStick]

There is a fart that is taking lives. Ahaha.

[phillies3334]

WHO FUCKING FARTED?.......wait nvm it was me :3

[disturbed6015]

I am drunk and almost pee'd myself laughing.

[CourtneyMix8]

Wow I couldn't stop laughing!!!!!!

[cubsgo23]

This little joke is some of the funniest shit I've ever heard. I seriously watch it everyday at least once. Just great comedy.

[NeonPhoenixMusic]

Love It. Wish i could try it, but i like living.

Do you know the t-shirt cannon suicide? I want to see it.

[beaglelover102]

Holy crap! This was hilarious! I choked on a Poptart!

[margaritaax]

i loveeeee this , too funny!



[Tzesty8]

broccoli is pure evil lol

[rainstar999]

My friends told me about this guy at school ... Im glad they did xD

[ward7921]

i would love to be on this show

[fallout3619]

ya



[spacitydrummer4JC]

I'm picturing this actually happening. Haha.

[keisercesar]

lousy crowd, I laughed my ass off when I first heard this...

[timhyer1]

@keisercesar no joke man! I was about to post the same thing, then I saw your comment.

[miguelitosanchez]

@keisercesar Seriously, I was crying. Crowd must have been a bunch of victims of suicide.

[NarutoSasukeRockLeeN]

think about the police that has come to ask people what he said before he die everyone said who fucking farted the police man said arrest all these people

[assmotrone43]

WHO FUCKING FARTED! XD

[terrell5159]

WHO FUCKING FARTED??? Lol

[plasticbratt]

Life imitates art: Last night a guy at a Further concert in Pittsburgh got down in a football stance, yelled the word "hike," and then proceeded to run through a four-story window to his demise. I immediately thought of this. wtf?

[RondoFan9999]

Comedians don't repeat acts in the same location but when they're doing a tour they do. Obviously if Nick was in California he'd say the same jokes that he said in Florida last night. Nobody there has heard it yet.

[Terga2010]

His audience sucks. Bunch of senior citizens.

[skinsfanxxvi]

Here's the deal; Dane Cook stole his itchy anus bit from Louis CK who recorded his bit YEARS earlier. There are countless other examples of Cook ripping off comedians; he has a reputation of taking stuff from opening acts at comedy clubs and then using the joke for his own needs at a later date. He gets away with it because he's famous and they're not. But many have complained and it violates the unspoken rules of the comedy game.

[Olskoolbeats]

@skinsfanxxvi Really, do you give a fuck about who made a joke? Most jokes are re-hashed from comedians older than that such as Richard Pryor.

[EddieFeelsAlone]

FUCK DANE COOK IN THE ANUS.

[DallasSwisha]

hey dane cook says the same shit ...wtf who stole whos material

[TheRenae724]

WHO FARTED?!?!?!?!?!

[Sahoniwaya]

I'm glad comedy clubs have youtube pages I can subscribe to, us poor saps without cable would be lost without you.

[squeezeslemons]

god does the audience have no sense of humor?....

[alexcruzred32]

lmao i nearly chocked

[GamingNerd117]

WHO FUCKING FARTED!?

[Reesesjake]

27 people thought there really was a fart and committed suicide :(

[missheidiknows]

Lol! He's hilarious! The crowd just sux!

[ZombieKiller766]

god, this audience fuckin sucks ass

[kkeshasuxx]

That was my fart

[HDxEditor]

26 People farted

[iSayR0FL]

horrible audience...

[lax4lifedawg]

who fucking farted!!!!!