Where Do Babies Come From?

[krisbyeah]

Those little Apatows are precious. :)

[TiffanyMarmalade]

babies come from the swamp.

[painterofemotions33]

I tell my kids exactly either two things"babies come from mommy and daddies who love each other a whole lot and the love makes a baby" or "you need an egg and a seed from a mommy and a daddy and when put together they make a baby." It works every time lol

[oggedask]

i know where they come from and its spelled b-u-t

[TheMusicCougar]

@oggedask I love Wonder Showzen!!!

[ann92901]

My son told me he think his dad goes down to the pond and gets tadpoles, takes the tadpole to the doctor, the doctor turns it into a pill, he brings the pill home and makes me swallow it. Tada....a baby!  (We're pregnant with #5)

[hannarocks10]

i was born in a hot pocket

[elijahelvismorris]

the PUSSY!!!!

[MrZenneth12]

@Speedskate2014 i came from Valhala

[KTH568]

I recall someone telling me that my mom ripped off her zit and threw it in the washing machine and then I jumped out. (I didn't believe it, lol)

[ubernoobly]

YO MAMA

[Drifter425]

I know where babies come from!My parents had sex.

[DJVirgoNeun]

That sums up my half-sister's birth, thank you! o_e

[MRBRAINTEAM]

That's exactly right. ;D

[Armagedillo]

Pfft. All of your answers are illogical.

Col. Sanders obviously made all of mankind and the universe.

He just plants one of his magical chicken bones in the ground and there you go.

You are also born with chainsaws strapped to your forehead, they turn invisible when you are 1 day old

[tanners0]

i came from scooby doooooooooooooooooooo

[drastaify]

take your pants off and i will show you

[sandnigger01]

i came from walmart

[ItsCarmenJones]

BAWWW

[Cuartasuspendida]

babys are a colective ilussion ...

[DM1387]

0:10 lol

[AlllexL]

Babies come from G-d.

[CyberYearVideos]

babies come from a vagina

[Cavatica]

how is babby formed

[ThatOrangeGuyJ]

Babys made in chine

[DoctorRamen]

Babies come from my ass hole.



[FunnyGummy223]

Babys come from your mommys vagina! :] XD

[jonasldg]

babies come from ebay

[arjordan88]

at the begining my lil sister has tht sippy cup

[sweetnessrenaify]

lmao

[ThatGuyDan01]

where do you think they come from look at the guys shirt and you get the answer

[dragonbruce]

@ThatGuyDan01 so true

[666midnightwolf]

i thaught they came from babies r us

[ladislauns]

the kids are daugthers of the film's director, right?

[spaik007]

sex ed folks

[MrDevling]

Little girl=succes

[HelloNewYorkCity]

babies come from the sweatshop district in downtown

[infinitedreams56]

Paul Rudd..PLEASE DO ME!!!

[terrybrass]

Awwww, Young Sarah Palin.

[jaekoINC]

they do the naughty deed then papa says "FUCK, THE CONDOM BROKE" and that's where babies come from :)

[graceandglory2]

lol... This is funny.

[codegeassfan12]

@Unicornlover102 ?????????? in pennsylvania or the middle east? because i live in the one in PA.

but im pretty sure he was wearing a amsterdam tshirt.

[konjunktion26]

oh noo!! thats not true!!! babys come from sexuality!!! the man musr make his penis into the so called vagina and than push it in and out very fast and than the sperm get into the woman!!! and than a baby comes from the sperm but not directly!!!! it takes 8 months or 9 months!!!! and it comes out of the vagina!! not out of the penis!!!

[ZaChKiLlSiNhAlO]

@konjunktion26 so babies come from all sexuality? does that mean that if i fuck another guy that he'll have a baby?!!?!? uh oh i gotta make some calls......

[beagle412]

Now I know where babies come from! Parents and sex ed teachers have it all wrong.

[sn0wst0rm1n]

babies come from yo momma at 2 am wen nobody is ugly anymore.

[IPlanetIPiss]

@sn0wst0rm1n That's only true when you're a spic or nigger....they're called mistakes...but niggers and spics don't get abortions so thats why we have so many of them

[sn0wst0rm1n]

lolz

[FilmsWasted]

Babies come from alcohol.

[MrZenneth12]

i came from the orphanage

[LittleRedCup]

babies come from mexico

[T3hPl0x1n4t0r]

Babies come form the moon duh! where else would they come from?

[ffsyourself]

babies come from japanese boxes that have been imported

[mariojose23]

Babies come from cereal boxes

[wind2709]

and and an then and then xD

[ghostofjamie]

@wind2709 NO AND THEN! NO AND THEN!

[ryanru13]

well anyone that plays roblox. im giving away a account with tbc on it. all you need to do is watch the video and follow the directions

[blackkittenxful]

LOL butt falls off the mom like wtf??

[blackkittenxful]

lol what does kids watch on tvs now adays? lol?

[notchjohnson1]

oh man it makes me so wet and horny and my cock so hard!

[maryomango]

LOL.

her giggle at the end haha

[thecardude]

SEX!

[differentstrokes9]

thats exactly right :D

[DJVirgoNeun]

Close enough, girl. Close enough

[ryanru13]

babies come from virginas

[krisc1973]

virginia or west virginia, lol

[tugahead]

@ryanru13 nope they dont listen to the god d@mn story!

[aavallone]

LEBANON!

[LoveAj03]

loll... what??!!!

[SimsChannel09]

LMAO! that was sooo funny!

[IndigoCat17]

wow

[DazReht]

@IndigoCat17 ....is MOM upside down.

[QueenOfBreyers]

i totally agree. i think we can all benefit from toda's lesson

xD

[jlilbit09]

You learn something new everyday;my mom LIED TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

[TheThreeManiacsTV]

does your butt automatically fall off or do you have to laugh it off?

[clois95]

she has so much immagination

[xtinabadazz]

@clois95 no actually the writers do

[ali14chahrour]

Q:Where do babies come from?

A:Vaginas

[cantstopbeingfresh]

@ali14chahrour No babies come from a mans peinus which is sprem the the sperm goes in the girls mouth and she eventually swllows it,then the rest happens

[scottydog94]

god, movies these days. look at wut theyre makin kids say

[salters5]

@scottydog94 watch role models and listen to the black kid,, my god...

[SimsChannel09]

@scottydog94

would you rather a kid know the truth where babies come from and let be totally scared?

[Adrianaofficial]

@SimsChannel09 isnt that the same thing thou? i mean the options you gave are "let the kid know where babies come from and be totally scared" or "let the kid tell all its friends that 'a hole goes in your body and that theres blood everywhere comming out of your head and then you push your belly button and your but comes off and then when you digg you find the baby'.... and then there all scared"

[SimsChannel09]

@Adrianaofficial

Nooo. It's not the same thing. Obviously, you can see the child is ignorant about where babies come from. Let them be ignorant about it till they are mature to learn about where babies come from. I would rather let my child be ignorant about babies, (considering they're young) than to go around saying what actually happens!

[Adrianaofficial]

@SimsChannel09 or you could just tell them that a stork comes and drops it on your door step! that way he/she doesnt scare other children :)

[SimsChannel09]

@Adrianaofficial

that would be better ...

[ZX2ManDave]

That kid got it right 100%!

[ROB6ZOMBIE666]

wow thats not even close to the truth,Your all beyond stupid to believe any of the shit she said

[manurok1901]

hmm... I've been working on this and have come up with only one soloution: The man, shoves his sausage (when your little it's only a little cocktail sausage), and he shoves it in the woman's dohnut. Is that about right?

[BreeLeigh15]

this girl is a genius!!!!

[coldironhands1]

this bitch is in all seth rogen and adam sandler movies wtf

[Gatorade237]

@coldironhands1

Yeah cause those 2 kids are Judd Apatow's real kids.

The producer/director

[ChaseKittens]

When I was little I thought that people would fuck to make babies and the father would stick his penis in the mother's vagina where he would expell his icky go sperm where one would invade a woman's egg and the sperm's genetic information would couple with the egg's which triggered cell growth until the fertilized egg embrionically develops into a baby which the woman squeezes out.

[rahxachel]

lolll

[Phatcat090]

yea i thought that 2

[alipazagaful]

when i use to be a little kid i thought women just eat some food to have babies. then the dude in the car with a lady ruined my thinking. yes, they did it, and i found out where babies really come from... love..

[maddiethrendyle]

"that's EXACTLY right."

[mattymattmatterson]

Lebanon

[ALittleBitLonger2010]

the best part was the other little girl when she looked up and(they didn't show this)at the end she looks at her mom like *NO IT"S NOT*

[MarmaladeINFP]

It's amazing all that you can learn from watching youtube videos.

[14071994x]

So teaching my kids this.

[MartDreThomas]

It makes me laugh when Paul Rudd is just nodding like yeah thats pretty good. Lol.

[boogy370]

lol

[dcb1110]

what movie is this????

[buzbee24]

knocked up :)

[musicnfashionluv1472]

lol wow

[PsycoPeepz]

okayyyy. weird.......

[Femalejuggalo316]

hHhHhHhahahahahhahahahahhahaha­ha

omg i hope my daughter thinks this way

[StonerKid655321]

not funny

[nicolesamsonite]

she's so morbid

[scienceatheism]

your butt falls off then you digg. i didnt know that hahahahaha hilarious.

[skeletonbite]

that's turrible!

[broadwaymac486]

This is one of my favorite scenes in this movie, LOL.

[NickSamberg]

butt falls off??? lol weirdo kids

[MyFaveClips]

Creepy, lol.

[shitsucks08]

babies come from sweatshops.

[desertdreamsphoto]

@shitsucks08 I'll say they come from sweatshops! I know I sure worked up a sweat getting them! HAHA

[kevincaz85]

thats exactly right!

[Hyper1ink]

and the truth is even righter.

[mhaze210]

Judd Apatow puting his children to good use lol.

[bartlebygaines16]

haha i love this little girl, she's so cute!

haha this is what i'm gonna tell my children when they ask me where babies come from

[NickSamberg]

lol

[rico630]

i never seen movie but kn im gonna rent nd wen the lil baby looks up like ' what the fuck is she talking about" is so funny

[rico630]

funniest thing all day

[RandomtacoMan]

and then your butt falls off and then you have to dig and a whole baby comes out

LMFAO

[Tehz0ne]

i love u adam kurtovic

[ricanwifey712]

I love it!!!

[HenscAng]

WTH

[dipsyx0]

lmao hilarious

[lagting20]

STORK IN DUMBO, THE FLYING ELEPHANT.

[MizzEnriqueIglesias1]

aww the toddler's just like sitting there like...what? LMAO

[TheLonersManual]

Holy crap thats the right way!?!? Ive been doing it way wrong!

[reznor97]

they come from ur mom

[supermom46372]

Paul Rudd Is SMOKIN HOT...

[THECRITICOFTHEBEST]

Funny

[orangeapplecandy2009]

she's so cute!

[heilig95]

hahahahahahahahaha :DDD

[sk8orlive01]

look at the little girl shes like wtfffff

[yehia1995]

Nahhh,Lame it should be like this:

-Where do babies come from?

-when a man puts his elephant trump to the woman's Whole than Milk comes out and it combines with Eggs that are shaped like candy and after 9 month of big tummy the baby comes out of the round place next to the whole that make Pipi

-But mom last night i saw dad put his Manlihood thing in your mouth and kept saying suck suck suck and you were like ah ahhhh so where do babies come out like this?

- :-l

[Nikodem9]

thats exactly right lmfao.....WAIT!!! MY MOM LIED TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!.....Well i still learned something today =)

[sFh5iKjg8bvc0]

Lmfao!!xD

[Girlfriend4real]

ooops, i mean ''stork'' not ''dork''

[Girlfriend4real]

"Well,i think, this dork, he, um, he drops it down,and then,and then, a hole goes in your body and there's blood everywhere coming out of your head and then they push your bellybutton and your butt falls off and then you hold your butt, and you have to dig, and you find the little baby."

"And that's exactly right"

haha...lmao

[Pelonetillo]

stork, lol. not dork.

[kimera7790]

throughout that whole movie she is the most badass morbid kid ever

[JustEddyProductions]

Its Off Knocked Up Such a Funny Film A bit Rude Tho

[SpeghettiO]

Ah ah aha

[peachylicous101]

omg thats funny as hell lmao hahahaahahaahahahahahha

[PURPLERANGER21]

PRICELESS LOL

[Comptonny]

thats so cute

[Ron2Weasley]

lol i love how her sister looks when she's saying that

[butterzftw]

ROFL!

[SofiaandJackie123]

this is so funny it is halariuz

[xxxDollFacexx]

thats so funny!!!!!!!!!

[FanUruguay]

well,i think, this dork, he, um, he drops it down,and then,and then, a hole goes in your body and there's blood everywhere coming out of your head and then they push your bellybutton and your butt falls off and then you hold your butt, and you have to dig, and you find the little baby. (giggles). LOL.

The most amazing scene in the whole movie, it made me laugh out loud.

[skankinpicklebitch]

I'm pretty sure you mean stork...

[TheLonersManual]

The kid didnt say "this dork" She said the stork...

[vlademo]

noooooo

[animeismymiddlename]

Awesome! LOL

[adena539]

aww

[2punk4breakfast]

That little girl is such a freak. I love her.

[deedeelovesnoone]

haha that is so cute

and now i learned where babies really come from!

[loveMaegan]

brilliant.

[auntiehudson]

i learned something today

[Mikizzle15]

The most amazing explination of where babies come from EVER!!!

[mzchrisbrown1108]

ohh myy godd i love this partt!!! this lil girl is a tripp.. lol the babies facial reactionnn i was prayinn someone put this on youtubee!

[jettsonmurlin]

you press your belly button,and your butt falls off.....

[Lemonade1001]

best part is when the little girl looks up like "what the fuck is she talking about?" lolol hilarious

[heyjana]

LMAOOOO!!!

[eastvixen86]

omg i love it wow!!

[Astrodisiac]

the funniest part of all is "that's EXACTLY right"

[mikopearson]

fantastic

[jiggle]

hahaha this is my favorite scene

[OTMAfan]

lol

[mieltjuh666]

correct!

[danimrod]

BEST. MOVIE. EVER.

[Destenation94]

omgggggggggggggggg

[imadisaster]

hahhahahaha! she's hilarious!