Tom Cruise Constipation Video Creator Kidnapped!

[jnycnuk]

Paul Haggis has done extensive charitable work the people of Haiti and besides the attention his high profile departure from the Church is getting, more problematic for the Church of Scientology is the reported FBI probe.

Of particular concern is the Church's fraternal order, The Sea Org , the apparent probe into the Church's leader David Miscavige and the activities occurring at Gold Base, a Scientology compound outside Los Angeles.

[9847383]

hahaha omg this guys the funniest shit!

[legosfanaticgirl99]

hes not really kidnapped, right??

[cristtonny1]

@legosfanaticgirl99 Too be honest, no they are acting. crap acters too. When they punch you, you dont get the grey mark like that.

[abkdf]

and cocktail

[KrassXenu]

LMAO!

[BohemianFish]

i was wondering how cocktail could be slipped in there...

[ehfucko666]

hahaha pure references towards all the movies tom did!

[skelescorch10]

fuck anybody who thinks scientology is a cult it is not if we were a cult then how would you know about us also these "anonymous" people are scared little pussies hiding in their bandanas and V for Vendetta masks what the fuck its actually stupid and scary for anonymous. People wont listen to you, and at least scientology is helping people what are anonymous doing sitting on their asses complaining about a religion. Now com on anonymous what treat do we pose to you we don't kill people .

[MasterOfTheDudeness]

we're scared that your cute little organization is goin to try and take over the world one measley mislead mind one after the other. anonymous stands for anarchy and the belief that happiness and enlightenment should be found your own way. not by paying some overly coercive "church" thousands of dollars to tell you what you are scared of.

[STINKOPOOP]

if we dont he lrh's teachings there could be a war of the worlds.

[Daisy72762]

PPL.....read about what the "church" did to Lisa McPherson!!!!!!!!

[Ohpls16]

is this real? it seems they just made this up..

[jimppqq]

@Ohpls16 yes, man, it's a parody... you don't get arrested for making a funny video in this country

[Funkatronical]

im no scientologist but wtf u got against them.. it's a way of thinking without mystical bullshit.. get a life.. you suck anyways you sorry excuse for comedy..

[animalcrosser5]

It's not just a different way of thinking, it is a dangerous cult. They brainwash people, several people have died due to their negligence since they take people off of medication, people have died from seizures while under their influence. They take people's money and work them for no pay, when they disobey rules they are locked up for days on end. They use children as slave labor, and there have been cases of auditors raping their students.

[stayjit1]

If you wish to make a serious point about serious subjects by all means do so.You only discredit yourself and any cause you have by admitting you are only in it for the 'epic lulz'. Grow up.

[leegwalker]

is there a scientology forum to troll? I'm looking to get some epic lulz from these zenufags

[brianismynamo55]

if you find one please let me know...that would be really fun

[leegwalker]

lol i will

[manan0nim0us4]

Awesome. ROFL

[malvoth]

ahem VALKERIE LOL LOL jokes

[wmdo76]

gold

[PAULAZ63]

carry on dude!! the job is just beginning!

Continua meu! o trabalho está apenas a começar!!

[gurutruth]

lulz

[AmorxSabroso]

How do you become a Scientologist, they have to beat it into ya.

[MaelMan82]

lol ya cant blame a group of people who willingly accepted the core beliefs of others trying to push it on them. They could've told em to f off like I do its not that tough lol

[Anonyymous77]

scientology is fail!

[4RARMarksman]

"this is not sarcasm. You can tell by the forsaken symbol of scientology. this whole thing was staged from the beginning."

Did you mean to say that THIS video was staged by Scientologists?

Because thats absurd... :S

[THEPUNISHER1968]

You div!!

[4RARMarksman]

...are you serious? :\

[4RARMarksman]

that comment was towards ShyGuyPinoy

[blamecanada123456789]

hahaha fuck scientology. I personally do not own or watch any Tom Cruise films because of Scientology. Nor do I drive unless I need to because I preferr not to give money to Islamic or Scientology terrorists. FUCK OFF SCIENTOLOOGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[Fryjak]

Come on, that's kinda harsh. Tom Cruise is a really good actor and was a nice enough person. Remember him beofore his stupid mistake of joining Scientology. War of the Worlds, BEST MOVIE EVER!

[scopeydopey]

i love the film name dropping, how many did he get in there!

[cjmahoney]

sarcasm  - try it some time.

[AnonJT]

Dude >.> He basicly said that lol

[dillikins]

Nice work! I can't believe how much personal satisfaction can be derived from disliking T.C.!

[darthspeaks]

Hahahahaha! Great video!

[thelonius2000]

'or maybe the Last Samurai from Far and Away"

Brilliant!!!

[graemegraemegraeme]

man ur sad

[apeacock]

soccer is gay!

[graemegraemegraeme]

whats my comment got to do with soccer

btw its football not soccer

[generallykaiden]

Aww, man. I thought the Constipation video was funny, this is an hilarious follow up. Totally gonna check out your profile now.

[Matkame]

wow

[Multifrucht]

Scientology has made a fool of itself.

[Anonamomily]

Awesome! Hope you feel better after the reconstructive surgery!

[kinghippo14]

5 Stars. If you think differently, then perhaps you need an Interview With A Vampire to change your mind.

[hujjesb]

get a life,.

[anonymousblackdude]

he has one. a free one. do you?

[lizperk]

hi ho

[rumbles0]

FUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOU

[edcapos]

lame

[finkster]

That was pretty clever the way you incorporated all the movie titles into it. You got me in stitches, mate!

[Glowwriter]

Hilarious! Really clever!

[Rayzser]

LMFAO.

[Tsumaru000]

Not super funny in a make me laugh kind of way - but very clever, and impressive the way you made all the references string together. Well done.

[tyrroo]

Meh, unimpressed. But the original vid had me ROFLMFAO!!

[Doug5007]

Doesn't Tom Cruise realize that the world is laughing at him? I will not go to see any movie that he is in anymore. He is a box office drag!

[JackHill45]

That was phenomenal. Too funny! I love how at the end the Scientologist says "Cocktail" and you yell "Valkyrie!"

[OMGitsOllie]

scientology must end february 10th ... scientology d-day woop! :D

[LoveCraken]

Why, what happens today?

[smnk3]

lol

[bobbypinhead]

original and great writing, my friend

[Jh21193]

I thought that was real...omg. nvm then...they wouldn't relese that if they were so full of "Love" and "Peace"

[LoveCraken]

HAHA you thought it was real

[Jh21193]

Hey it looks real...

[vwtch]

And at what point did you figure THAT out?

[meredumais]

Extremely clever, original and hilarious!

[NaSismename]

good job..i first thought it would be stupid but it was great

[DominicanOps]

LOL love the beginning with all of Tom Cruise movie titles lmao, hilarious!!

[Azar002]

what you didn't love the end or just never heard of the rest of the references?

oO

[dtfellows]

LOL... Outstanding... well played sir, well played.

[JAHPETO]

i like to picture my tom cruise with a tuxedo tshirt cuz hes formal but likes to party cuz i like to party and i like to think my tom cruise likes to party too

[9000Production]

L. Ron is an SP

[9000Production]

oh yah i forgot to add this but i think that scientology is a braindead cul......[this comment was censored by the Church of Scientology]

[kylezo]

HAHAHAHAAHAHA

[9000Production]

you're a good actor and brilliant script

[SCIENTOLOGIST62]

I FUCKED L. RON's MOUTH!

[xenuisgoduk]

Doesn't happen like this but it does happen :)

[reddugan]

Just kidding! Dude your going to get a million hits!!!Way to go!

[surpressedkill]

you know since they had the last samuri be tom cruise the sequel is called the last nigga on earth starring tom hanks

[meeplem]

LOL CHAPPELE SHOW

Dont forget the last smart person starring Britney Spears!

[apeacock]

Not nice

[worldclasspwners]

pwned!

[juliancallan]

This is brilliant. All the references...nice one !

[FatTonyCologino]

dont worry im a navy seal ill get u outa there !

[mattqatsi]

though this is fake, I wouldn't be surprised if something similar happened in real life

[Dharok11]

IS THIS REAL? oops caps

[oktotv]

your are sick!!

[bigmadgizmo]

awesome dude

keep up the fine work

[seapoidog]

Why the fuck is a WHITE GUY a samurai, anyway? Oh, yeah, and he fucks the hot wife of a guy he killed... yeah... right...

[SugarCookie93]

omg haha i loved all the tom cruise movie names hidden in there "this is not a mission impossible to end this religious war of the worlds and trade our lions for lambs"

[Paxmax]

hahaaha, cool!

[Klive5ive]

lol, very good.

[loopler]

omg realy? jk

[Localmode]

SCIENTOLOGY = CULT

David Miscavige and Tom Cruise have a very close relationship.

; )

Read about it at

xenu dot net and xenutv dot com

[raven1395]

Its very cute, and i liked it but it needed a Serial Poopers reference. ^^ Im never going to get that out of my head.

[Glowwriter]

snort

[ScnSteve]

"My mission could be said to fulfill the Biblical promise represented by this brief anti-Christ period. During this period there is a fleeting opportunity for the whole scenario to be effectively derailed, which would make it impossible for the mass Marcabian landing (Second Coming) to take place. The Second Coming is designed, among other things, to trigger a rapid series of destructive events." -L. Ron Hubbard (OT-VIII Material)

[DuckManJack]

Clever stuff! loved the video, thought it was great... *ass kissing continues for about 5 minutes*

... just fantastic!

(i got lazy, but you get the idea, right?)

[missschmoo]

Webguys rule!

[Classact67]

I believe John Travolta and Tom Cruise both belong to a cult. Read about Scientology on Xenu dot net website and Xenutv dot com.

I think Tom Cruise needs a psychiatrist.

[lizperk]

I think a lot of stars are into Scientology,but they don't put others down like crazy tom. Some people need meds and, they don't have to tell tom why. I think he needs Zoloft now! plus he's rich he don't have to worry about how his bills are going to be paid. I don't go see his movies anymore.Katie most likely hides her meds at brooks house I would if I had tom for a husband

[derekw4949]

comon this guy isn't funny or creative. He sucks. Barney

[roarshackdotcom]

Freakin classic!

[ducksoup2006]

LOL god that is great

[ViciousHeadbutt]

Clever

[jezebel7969]

funny!

[sweetwayne1]

OMG hilarious!!  Funniest thing I've seen in a long time!

[KALiBERRRR]

it can really bring you out of the rain, man HAHAHA

[KALiBERRRR]

heh, that was great.

[ZinayH]

This guy is cool!!!

[SainatoKeys]

SIXTEENTH!!!!!!!

[robocar]

BAHAH classic!

[ChaoticPsychotic]

NICE WORK!!!!!!!!

[reddugan]

ANDY YOU ARE A FUCKED UP MOTHERFUCKER

[apeacock]

Call me Danny

[lollzor]

this is genious! haha

tom will get you omg!

[charlestrippy]

ahahah - great one

-charlestrippy

[CaustoVirale]

LOL, nice work on the references to tom cruise movies.

5 stars.

[walesspiritof76]

LOL

[WizaofId]

Scientologist fucker

[TextAndViolence]

lmao. hilarious.

[quentinkrisp]

Many a true word said in jest. Have 5 spangled stars from me.

On a serious note, the timing of this video is scary. This week in Italy 3 scientologists were arrested for kidnapping a french woman (who happened to be sufferng from some kind of depression and was apparently wealthy). The news doesn't seem to have travelled worldwide yet. Seriously.

[flyyspit]

freakin hilarious..brilliant..

[LOOinLONDON]

I love the punch being censored by cutting away to the Scientology symbology. I am really terribly impressed with you. Thank god you are in Pittsburgh (?) as I feel they are less likely to find you there and crush your comedy. You are comedy.

[SainatoKeys]

FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!