all of you guys saying hes the worst are fucking retarded haha billy madison, happy, gilmore, water boy are fucking hilarious! so is his saturday night live skits!
I see now that he sucked as a comedian and had no talent since he was young, i thought he had just lost his touch as he got older but he still deosn't know how to act to save his fucking life.
@Lifesbl00d 1. hes young, nervous look how he holds the mic stand and a man who has made millions in comedy, t.v, producing/directing movies and music is not classified as retarded so yeah,.Lol
I personally think if he did this stand up today, he would get booed off the stage. coming from a fan of his. I had a straight face throughout the video.
you guys are all haters and critics - its easy to be critics of someone who has actually done something and gone somewhere. All of you disgracing this stand up performance probably never have stood on stage and/or know the feeling of cracking jokes in front of a crowd. It is fucking hard to do. Hes young here, probably early 20's. Gotta start somewhere in life. The guy is fucking cool - met him through a friend of mine that went to the same HS Central Pride in NH. Get a grip you haters.
People dont understand that he was trying out different stage presence's. You go up there and try that, ill boo your ass off the stage all night long!
A comedian that is not funny is like a singer that can't sing, an actor that can't act, a model that is ugly, a fighter that can't fight, a swimmer that can't swim, a teacher that can't teach. Wow, Adam Sandler is a better actor than he is a comedian.
The first joke about the girl on the beach where he says, "Adam, you got snot coming out of your nose" totally reminds me of Billy Madison when he's in the pool with Bridget Wilson and he says "Do I got something comin out my nose?"
@rhombusskullvsteal Since when has Sandler EVER been funny though ? You get what you paid for ... oh wait, if you're watching Sandler you know you're NOT going to get what you paid for (comedy).
@srprasad Agreed. I can't believe he has become famous - I've only ever been able to sit through 3 of his movies though I keep trying because everyone else says how great he is. A triumph of "marketing" over actual talent I think.
@sykownzu Why would you rate him as an actor ? Someone doing a bad impersonation of being angry - in just about every movie. What shit actors must you be comparing him to ? Tori Spelling ?
All I heard was Jew Jew jew jew money money I'm not funny jew jew holcaust anti semite jew jew talentless but i'm a jew so give me a job hollywood jew jew oh did i mention i was a jew hannakuh ugly parasite get the fuck out of my country hebrew jew coo coo ca choo.
@MTurtle007 How amusing that you think Jew boy is a writer. I'm sure Shakespeare is rolling with envy in his grave that this Shylock wrote the masterpiece that is Jack and Jill.
he looked like luis suarez
crazydude669 20 hours ago
dudes...Adam is the best remember there are worse actors out there...pauly shore for one...
Dragocat02 1 day ago
all of you guys saying hes the worst are fucking retarded haha billy madison, happy, gilmore, water boy are fucking hilarious! so is his saturday night live skits!
jacksonjDell 3 days ago
Adam Sandler is unique, I think that's why hes famous.
pearl1two3 3 days ago
i thought he was joking when he started talking with that voice ._.
thegreenstuff215 5 days ago 4
wow how did this guy make it to the big time?!?!?!
jethrobodine011 6 days ago
@jethrobodine011
because he is Jewish and so is all of Hollywood
rixta69 3 days ago
fuck haters you like who you like and we like who we like!!!! I love adam richard sandler im is biggest fan!!
The123arak 6 days ago
... I just want mi lettuce
JrVarsity22 1 week ago
I see now that he sucked as a comedian and had no talent since he was young, i thought he had just lost his touch as he got older but he still deosn't know how to act to save his fucking life.
bloodkitty666 1 week ago
@bloodkitty666 Nepotism, it is powerful stuff.
Polarcupcheck 1 week ago
@bloodkitty666 Adam Sandler is the worst comic ever to achieve stardom.
He's not funny,his movies suck and to top it off,he has no charisma at all. It's like Illuminati or Star Chamber stuff why he's famous.
searchlight18 6 days ago
he sounds like he hasnt been through puberty yet
BikiniDeathSquad 1 week ago 4
This is when Adam was funny. Message to Adam - PLEASE STOP MAKING MOVIES!
gsizzles 1 week ago
"what else do I do?" could've been a lot funnier
kncstop3 1 week ago
people who witnessed this were lucky,, never gonna see The Waterboy again like this,, long live Mr.Sandler, love you
abhineet123451 1 week ago
booooooooooooooooooo!!!!
WVS818LS 1 week ago
He sounds like he was nervous as hell, I think he would sound a lot funnier in this if he was more in the tone he has now-a-days.
jorceshaman 1 week ago
So his balls didn't drop until the 90s or something?
drumttocs8 1 week ago 69
@drumttocs8 its part of the act you idiots
Designandrew 1 week ago
@drumttocs8 its part of the act you idiots
Designandrew 1 week ago
when he says oh my girl friends dead, It reminds me from happy gilmore when he tells his grandma that his girlfriends dead, even though she left him
tharatt13 2 weeks ago
this is comedy
jammyd33 2 weeks ago
hes so nervous
TheHansonificator 2 weeks ago
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OMG hes horrible. Like hes movies
kermitttt 2 weeks ago
@kermitttt If only your grammar wasn't so horrible... Then your opinion might matter.
dustin10101 2 weeks ago
I made it to 40 seconds. That's 40 seconds I will never get back.
scubajam66 2 weeks ago
why does he talk like a retard?
Lifesbl00d 2 weeks ago
@Lifesbl00d 1. hes young, nervous look how he holds the mic stand and a man who has made millions in comedy, t.v, producing/directing movies and music is not classified as retarded so yeah,.Lol
sergio71995 2 weeks ago
lol at the end my dad says the same thing
Spazbo3 2 weeks ago
How could this cute, funny guy turn into that creepy, stupit dude who makes horribly bad "comedy" movies today...?
TheTruggsess 2 weeks ago
he looks like jim from american pie!!!
RSguideX 2 weeks ago
Um...
ZacTheHelpfulNerd 2 weeks ago
in all fairness, lettuce is good for a sandwich it makes it crunchy
nightintheruts617 3 weeks ago
I personally think if he did this stand up today, he would get booed off the stage. coming from a fan of his. I had a straight face throughout the video.
619Niners 3 weeks ago 5
Adam Sandler... with a little girls voice
Caneroncel 3 weeks ago 4
the bit about the lettuce tickled me. I can't stop laughing about it. pahahahaa
X6Productions 3 weeks ago
luis suarez
MrAlien182 3 weeks ago
i dont think hes really nervous, thats just the character hes doing
FartingNfalling 3 weeks ago
his voice reminds me of a young Jerry Lewis lol. This video is good quality for it being 25 years old.
ciciguidette93 3 weeks ago
that was pretty bad :S
eltulkas 3 weeks ago
this was badlol
castiel241 3 weeks ago
what's he on?
thecrewistheshit 3 weeks ago
he was choking bad lol
xUrWayToScaredx 3 weeks ago
wowww lol he is real nervous
NorthWeezy2010 3 weeks ago 42
@NorthWeezy2010 I think thats the idea...
MarineCadetBoorman 1 week ago 3
@NorthWeezy2010 Thats his act
Gillbobjones03 1 week ago 3
@NorthWeezy2010
I'm sure that's part of his act. :)
Fkouch 1 week ago 7
I now understand why his films never amaze me.
tisuisse 3 weeks ago
adam sandler was probably just mad fucking baked....
navidb7 3 weeks ago
Looks kinda hot in those jeans lol.
RachelNo1mjfan88 3 weeks ago
His voice is kinda high lol, n he looks so different lol. He's so funny xD.
RachelNo1mjfan88 3 weeks ago
@RachelNo1mjfan88 well hes jooish lol they have natural nagging nasily voices lolol
SuperQuentin22 3 weeks ago
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@SuperQuentin22 *jewish
"they have natural nagging nasily voices lolol"
What are you talking about?
crazybaseballdude12 1 week ago
This is the guy that played Pip in Airheads !!!
MoldytoasterMedia 3 weeks ago
This man is a legend, this is funny, you can tell he's taking the piss, well I can anyways, you're all idiots.
robjames09 3 weeks ago
you guys are all haters and critics - its easy to be critics of someone who has actually done something and gone somewhere. All of you disgracing this stand up performance probably never have stood on stage and/or know the feeling of cracking jokes in front of a crowd. It is fucking hard to do. Hes young here, probably early 20's. Gotta start somewhere in life. The guy is fucking cool - met him through a friend of mine that went to the same HS Central Pride in NH. Get a grip you haters.
joparac 3 weeks ago
Who the fuck is laughing at this???
5382021 3 weeks ago
People dont understand that he was trying out different stage presence's. You go up there and try that, ill boo your ass off the stage all night long!
truexgunnerxchronica 3 weeks ago
He was impersonating a loser, noobs.
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blowtank123 3 weeks ago
Man this sucked fuck! He was horrible! He looked and sounded like the biggest loser ever!
Fucking hell man NOthing he said was even close to being funny
nico2710 3 weeks ago
He was adorable then :)
CairoThePhoenix 3 weeks ago
That was awesome, love his humour!
BryanFuryous 3 weeks ago
was this his debut?
DSigler02201989 3 weeks ago
He was so cute :-*
I think he was just really nervous.
His little stutter was so cute. (:
waitnonthewrld2chnge 3 weeks ago
ay he tried give the guy a break
alexisgaray56 3 weeks ago
stopped man
gray0gray97 3 weeks ago
I actually like this and don't really like most of the shit he spews out now
awesomefrankrapid 4 weeks ago
they used this clip in funny people didnt they?
awesomefrankrapid 4 weeks ago
Stutter Much!!
crazyboyty 4 weeks ago
Stutter Much!!
crazyboyty 4 weeks ago
Awwwe, he's so cute. xDD
PINSforPANIC 4 weeks ago
fucking shit
SmarteJakob 4 weeks ago
The kid is the man!
mclarets 4 weeks ago
boooooooooo
thechoosen1al 1 month ago
he sounds like a kid in this video
heartbrokenkid91 1 month ago
Bad!
bryanwaldo27 1 month ago
10 % Funny
jippidyjappers 1 month ago 2
@jippidyjappers in the 80's this was comical stuff! evolution of comedy
cancoms 1 month ago
he is not nervous AT ALL ! and this is ALL just an act ! geez people are STUPID !
MrMewiskerson 1 month ago
@MrMewiskerson Actually, Adam Sandler would vomit out of nervousness before his stand-up acts.
matthewrs7 4 weeks ago
He's acting you idiots ! this is not how he really acts, this stuff is FUNNY, VERY FUNNY !
MrMewiskerson 1 month ago
This stand-up has as much depth as a kiddie pool.
Hemg43 1 month ago
He seems really nervous, he was obviously new at this.
scottdanielyoung101 1 month ago
@scottdanielyoung101 He's not really nervous. its part of the gag, its the character i think
aculanim 1 month ago
i always taught adam had a mental disorder or sum das why he act like dat
SCREWEDUPNIKKA713 1 month ago
This comedy is 100% funnier than anything today. Reason being people nowaday are stupid.
creaze51 1 month ago 24
@creaze51
That is a truthful statement. While I am not a religious person, most of the comedy nowadays is so filthy, you cannot enjoy it with your kids!
meatmisslechunking 1 month ago
@creaze51 Seen Jack and Jill?
ThaDudesAvlogger 3 weeks ago
@ThaDudesAvlogger Luckly no. I heard it sucked.
creaze51 3 weeks ago
@creaze51 That doesnt even make any sense ...
Ballsosteel123 2 weeks ago
@Ballsosteel123 Sense? SENSE? IF I ATE SENSE AND THREW IT AT A BEAVER IT WOULD BE SPIRALING DOWNTOWN WITH A CYANIDE HOTDOG AND POLKADOT SHOES!!!!
creaze51 2 weeks ago
@creaze51 eddie griffin, dave chappelle, and many others are smart and funny
AsianBaskero 2 weeks ago
anyone else think he looks like jim from American Pie??
SacredDragons1 1 month ago 90
@SacredDragons1 No, Jim from american pie looks like adam sandler!
dmilic 1 week ago
horrible
danton17100 1 month ago
People like to hate Adam Sandler because he makes crappy movies now, when everybody loved him and thought he was just the greatest 10 years ago.
rpsmith014 1 month ago
dude that lettuce bit was brutal
ArminKhanpour 1 month ago 3
80's stand up comedy was so weak. An average comic now is funnier than most big time comics of those days....crazy.
KennedyCorey 1 month ago
this shit is annoying as fuck
hippa2dahoppa2 1 month ago
A comedian that is not funny is like a singer that can't sing, an actor that can't act, a model that is ugly, a fighter that can't fight, a swimmer that can't swim, a teacher that can't teach. Wow, Adam Sandler is a better actor than he is a comedian.
UnitedKorean 1 month ago
Wow this shit is not funny.
darklordixor 1 month ago
he always seems nervous in everything he does tho
DaAlphaOmega 1 month ago
IT'S A PONCHO :D
NodaxCorporation 1 month ago
that is the weirdest looking t-shirt i have ever seen, even still adam rules!!
GothicChickDemiFan11 1 month ago
He looks Jewish as all hell.
xThemalemodelsx 1 month ago
The first joke about the girl on the beach where he says, "Adam, you got snot coming out of your nose" totally reminds me of Billy Madison when he's in the pool with Bridget Wilson and he says "Do I got something comin out my nose?"
Immolate1 1 month ago 3
why is his voice so high damn
dickdpet 1 month ago
how high was he when he wrote that..
THEDISABLEDFERRET 1 month ago
in the wotta lol
pianoflames 1 month ago
Course he acts nevous, he's like Lee Evans they both act nervous.
burnzy1986 1 month ago
Adamn Fan.. but not today
3pointsracer 1 month ago 3
It sucks that he's not funny anymore.
LetsGetHighOnMorris 1 month ago
Adam Sandler is the David Copperfield of comedians
stillpulseXistrolln 1 month ago
NOT FUNNY AT ALL !
LAUREVICH 1 month ago 3
what comedy club is this?
gehrtsm 1 month ago
adam sandler shits in your eyes, ears and your mouth
HiPPoKryPtiC 1 month ago
this stand was 20yrs ago. Everything got better. but for this time he was funny.
Timbodice666 1 month ago
His 90's movies and early 2000 movies were hilarious. But his new movies kinda blow. Like not funny. But thanks Adam
KoSVIDHB 1 month ago
when he used to be funny now he is doing serious roles on movies not as funny
LazyNightz 1 month ago
reminds me of jerry lewis
dontrililikepackies1 1 month ago
I laughed like once.
angeriod 1 month ago
Thank god he got better
101mazzy 1 month ago
90% not funny
caliwowie 1 month ago 43
@caliwowie 90% funny*
bodom472 3 weeks ago
im glad he got better cuz this sucked
sniperkain 1 month ago 24
@sniperkain he hasnt really gotten better
MrZulle89 4 weeks ago 3
jew
imdbstar 1 month ago
Lol look how nervous he was!!
tehgyb 1 month ago
Loved it ---never seen him do live comedy
aussiexlguy 1 month ago
haha that thing about saying his girlfriend is dead, he says that in happy Gilmore
MRLUCKYSEVANS 1 month ago
Adam Sandler is a legendary legend of comedy. Period!!!
gobluedevils5677 2 months ago
god hes anoying
ventril0quist 2 months ago
at least he stayed consistent...not funny then either.
machine1376 2 months ago 2
too fake
TheLexwolf 2 months ago
Happy Gilmore, The Waterboy and 8 Crazy Night knocked me out laughing.... Thanks Adam. Glad I didnt see Jack and Jill though
MrMojoRisin9383 2 months ago 4
@damens Punch drunk love was amazing thougg
rhombusskullvsteal 2 months ago
@rhombusskullvsteal thank you for saying it.
clintiusasparagus 2 months ago
hahaha he now lives by elvis's moto. doesnt matter if it sucked it made me alot of money. just like every movie for the last 10 years
TheTHCbaby 2 months ago
@damens A lot of actors
rhombusskullvsteal 2 months ago
FUCK HATERS ADAM IS THE BOSS!!! I loce <3 Adam richard Sandler!!
The123arak 2 months ago
This isn't funny though..
rhombusskullvsteal 2 months ago 3
@rhombusskullvsteal Since when has Sandler EVER been funny though ? You get what you paid for ... oh wait, if you're watching Sandler you know you're NOT going to get what you paid for (comedy).
damens 2 months ago
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farlcoon 2 months ago
god i hate him
LukaDawnhacker 2 months ago
@LukaDawnhacker Agree - he's a hack ... i blame the stupid American public.
damens 2 months ago
horrible
srprasad 2 months ago
@srprasad Agreed. I can't believe he has become famous - I've only ever been able to sit through 3 of his movies though I keep trying because everyone else says how great he is. A triumph of "marketing" over actual talent I think.
damens 2 months ago
480p in 1988?
kikiwew 2 months ago
BE MORE FUNNY!
Zombievomit 2 months ago
Shit standup,he was young tho, gotta rate him as an actor tho.
sykownzu 2 months ago
@sykownzu Why would you rate him as an actor ? Someone doing a bad impersonation of being angry - in just about every movie. What shit actors must you be comparing him to ? Tori Spelling ?
damens 2 months ago
SUCKS BADLY!
BiggerThanJigga 2 months ago
This guy SUCKS
0xNEVVG3N 2 months ago
the mullet at 4:24
pharkyew2 2 months ago
every act hes done that i have seen so far hes nervous as fuck, i wound why that is
potasium56 2 months ago
@potasium56 i think thats just his character
johndnumber3 2 months ago
I think the nervousness is part of the act
Charliedethklok7 2 months ago 80
@Charliedethklok7 I think it is!! :)
KaiTendo174 1 month ago
@Charliedethklok7 yeah.....dats his own unique style that gave him movies till now..........even though he owns happy madison..............
djpatrk 1 month ago
@Charliedethklok7 thanks captain obvious
rnoka 1 month ago
@rnoka I'll fuck you with a rake bitch
Charliedethklok7 1 month ago
4:22 Look at that mullet, jesus christ it's beautiful.
SuperEverythingman 2 months ago
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SuperEverythingman 2 months ago
HAHA SO CUUTE<3
MegJ108 2 months ago
this is probably the persona he is creating. not nervous at all.. he has this shit down.
heymanhaha 2 months ago 80
@heymanhaha No fucking shit.
klm4298 2 months ago
i guess his balls havent dropped yet lol
MultiMelech 2 months ago
This sounds like a really bad voice over
Hentaicore 2 months ago
he's got damn good movies, and he's a damn good actor.
So, all you fucking nit pickers and haters can stfu.
or do better.
cause no one does it better than him.
Collikun1 2 months ago
Is it strange that I find this infinitely more entertaining than the majority of his other work?
jaekn 2 months ago
All I heard was Jew Jew jew jew money money I'm not funny jew jew holcaust anti semite jew jew talentless but i'm a jew so give me a job hollywood jew jew oh did i mention i was a jew hannakuh ugly parasite get the fuck out of my country hebrew jew coo coo ca choo.
ImaginedWriter 2 months ago
@ImaginedWriter jealous much? you only imagine you're a writer. He is.
MTurtle007 2 months ago
@MTurtle007 How amusing that you think Jew boy is a writer. I'm sure Shakespeare is rolling with envy in his grave that this Shylock wrote the masterpiece that is Jack and Jill.
A writer? How hilarious.
ImaginedWriter 2 months ago