The Bree-Bot 3000

[frio109]

Zarbod the Select, The Bree Fenbot 3000 was a smashing hit, In till all were returned as defected. We spent millions in advertising that our Bree Fem Bot 3000 was made of high quality parts. In actuality the Bree Fem Bot was made from the cheapest plastic and not made to scale. In micro size print we label that the manufacture was not responsible for anything AFTER the box was open. Absolutely NO refunds! Frio, First Science Officer.

[Bobofet241]

What about a Zarbot? An alien is a terrible thing to waste.

[Zarbod]

That'a a great idea. I may have to work on that one!

[Nightshift10000]

Dude You are like obsessed with Bree aren't You. That's Cool, I'm obsessed with Her sister Gina. God, that whole Family is hot.

[Zarbod]

Yeah, I'm actually partial to Mallory. She's so freakin' hot. Check out my vlog called "Oh Mallory". It's a serious one but probably my favorite.

[Theyallyawn]

The space dude should wear a ski mask

[Zarbod]

Maybe I will!

[Madblaster6]

Where is that theme song from?

[Zarbod]

It's on the C: Drive. Look in the the Music folder. :)

Thomas Dolby - She Blinded Me With Science.

[frio109]

Zarbod, the Select. can we use Fembot sex kittens in the WW08 ciontest for most sex in a public fountain? Frio, First Science Officer.

[Zarbod]

Well, the contest is really limited to only real women. If the real girls can't hold up then we'll think about allowing sims in WW09!

[frio109]

Zarbod, the Select. We could use them for practice to simulate violations by the real sluts, Frio, First Science Officer.

[Zarbod]

I better do more research!

[frio109]

Zarbod, the Select. Why do you think I went into Science??? SEXBOTs research. oblivious.Frio, First Science Officer.

[Zarbod]

How's that working out for you?

[frio109]

Zarbot, the Select. Rotten. I keep getting defected Fem Sex Bots. They think they are lesbian Bots........Frio, First Science Officer.

[Zarbod]

Well, my success rate with women would suggest that they're clearly all lesbians.

[frio109]

Zarbod, the Select. I concur. I am looking for the perfect Fem Bot BJ specialist Model. Frio, First Science Officer.

[Zarbod]

I'm not sure what that is. Let me ask Mother.

[frio109]

Zarbod, the Select. Mom might slap you.

[Zarbod]

She Did! What the heck? I'll ask my secretary tomorrow.

[frio109]

Zarbod, the Select. Your secretary Miss Moneypenny might slap you to. Oh wait. Maybe she will slap and then give you a demonstration. Frio, First Science Officer.

[Zarbod]

I don't mind slaps.

[frio109]

Zarbod, the Select. So? Did Miss Moneypenny slap you??? Frio, First Science Officer.

[Zarbod]

Yes she did. But I'm filing a lawsuit now so this all may work out pretty well after all. I"m going to be Rich!

[frio109]

Zarbod, the Select. When you sue...makwe sure you sue your self to. That way you can go after your assets as well!

[jolshefsky]

That's friggin' hilarious. If only fembots were available on something other than youtube. *Sigh* Then again, I've got limited credit and said fembots would require unlimited. Capital One: why have you forsaken me?!?

[turkown]

SELAM FROM TURKS

[Zarbod]

hi There

[SauceGhey]

I almosted lol'ed..this was so much like that game called Destroy All Humans..in a good way.

[Zarbod]

Ahh, thanks. More to come!

[bubbleteamaylee]

Bree-Bot 3000 is scary...

[mangobanna]

ha! amusing vid!!!! girl power

[Zarbod]

Thanks dear.  :)

[MBRHIndustries]

lowells.

[KryssySushi]

I would like to purchase 2k boxs. *Crackles evilly as she looks over her map of the world*

[Zarbod]

You're not building an evil fembot army are you? Cause I tried that and let me tell you, there are some drawbacks.

[PteParts]

I would like to make a complaint.

The Bree-Bot 3000 is not bullet proof. And has an adverse reaction to whipped cream and candle wax...

Never mind. I have a few more.

[Zarbod]

We'll she's not built to be shot at. The whipped cream and candle wax should have been ok. That was in the design specs. Full refund or exchange authorized!

[ddlsr]

A very inventive product, but do you think you could come up with something a little more appealing to your female viewers? Zarbod-bots maybe? (ZarBots?)

[Zarbod]

I see your point. There's just not enough of the Zarbod to go around. I'll see if I can ramp up production of Zarbot for the lady folk.

[dctcool]

Hey I want to claim warrenty on my Bree-bot.

she thinks she's a chicken and keeps on trying to lay an egg in the living room

[Zarbod]

Did you look her in the eyes? Can't do that. It hypnotizes them--and not in a good way. Of course, if she ever does lay an egg you may have a goldmine on your hands.

[Knorkooli]

OK. I went to place an order but they said they are back ordered. I said U just came out with them and she said some alien ordered all they had, but she could put me on a 10 million year waiting list. Whatz up with that?!

[Zarbod]

I think Blargal may have ordered a few for his own use. You know how he gets. (See video response)

[tarnim80]

I would order one, but I'm worried about intergalactic shipping fees.

[Zarbod]

They are a little high but well worth it. You know if you work with Zarbod Investments that wouldn't be an issue (Ref: video titled "Money, Money, Money"

[modelmotion]

Just mention the word "Epogen". That should spark some action out of her. ~mmBot

[IAmNotStevenColbert]

I once dated a girl named Epogen.

[cybercab]

Nice.

[perfectlydefective]

I think they would work well for target practice.

[cybercab]

Maybe he just need practice hitting on women.

[IAmNotStevenColbert]

You should never hit a woman! Unless they're into that.

[Zarbod]

You're a naughty, naughty person.

[perfectlydefective]

Beam me up, I will show you naughty.

[Zarbod]

Awesome.  You're a chick right? Please be a chick!

[perfectlydefective]

I am a heterosexual woman. I don't hit on women.

[Zarbod]

You mean, nowadays they let women on the internet? Unsupervised? I though the interest was just for male loners, losers, the unemployed, the unemployable, alcoholics, social zoids, freaks, and space aliens. Glad to have you here too.

[superfreak77]

you forgot the techs that connect the shit you use, modafugga!

i get paid 4x your worth, drive the cool cars and get all the chicks.

[juanthestabber]

even if someone payed you?

[GregGallows]

Yes!! Juggle for world peace with us Zarbod!

[modelmotion]

Hey Zarbod.... Have you heard of "Juggling For World Peace? A friend of Bree's called Zoey came up with the idea. Anyway I am not sure if you can juggle, but perhaps you can get the Bree-Bot 3000 to juggle. Either way, I know it would make Zoey happy! ~mmBot

[Zarbod]

I'll see what I can do. But it's hard to teach an old dog new tricks. Of course she doesn't like to be called a dog. Women!

[cybercab]

You just can't please women these days. At least I can't. Wait a minute...

[biblegirl7]

Now you're just plain losing your mind! Just go back to stalking your new girlie. Or should I find you a nice sheep?

[Zarbod]

But love is in the air. It's difficult to let go. I also think some one already abducted Rachel before my stalking could culminate in romance or alien abduction. I'll keep my eyes peeled though. My massive, bulging eyes...

[svanvolk]

Man, what pressure sales tactics! What kind of return policy comes with the Bree-Bot 3000?

[Zarbod]

If the does something which results in your death you may return it. But you'll need to bring it in yourself.

[svanvolk]

Oh... okay... just as long as I don't need the receipt. ;-)

[Zarbod]

Not at all. We like to keep things simple.

[distorteddogma]

Return. . . RETURN? You have not been paying attention!

Be Well.

[Zarbod]

I'm listening and I know exactly what you mean. I ate at the diner once and the same thing happened to me!

[cybercab]

Zarbod, I don't think you are listening.

[IAmNotStevenColbert]

You sound like my wife.

[Zarbod]

We'll if she's a sexy alien male, then that makes sense. Otherwise, you're married to a freak.

[Zarbod]

That's what she said. lol

[Dog480]

I assume that there's a guarantee that they'll stay loyal & not mount an insurrection. A dozen of those things could destroy my living room.

[Zarbod]

Consumers are braindead morons who will do whatever I say. Oh, opps. Forget I said that.

Thank you. Come again!

[Dog480]

Must....have.....Breebot.....

[Zarbod]

That's the spirit!

[rlepine]

2 funny!

[Zarbod]

Just trying to help my fellow man--or whatever.

[Skaramine]

How about a "Case-o'Bree con Queso?" A vat of preferred processed cow lactation for arousal purposes. This way sales to cannibals and perverts will increase. :D

[Zarbod]

Those are my top two target demographics!

[LouRyder]

Do you recommend storing them in the freezer?

[Zarbod]

You'll have to ask them. But they may not like being described as "frigid".

[Rowdyeh]

You talking too much Bree cheese on the Taco?

[cybercab]

I wasn't going there, but somehow we're back in the gutter again.

[IAmNotStevenColbert]

Zarbod, I was recently at Taco Bell and tried to order your new product.  I tried to order the "Queso-Bree". Let me tell you, that was a mess. My mistake.

[Zarbod]

Common mistake. Actually I'm a fan of their Queso Bree. A little cheesy but yummy.

[ThatsAshley]

Zarbod, I only come in a one-pack, but I pack quite a punch!

[Zarbod]

Yes, but does your voice sound so realistic?

[niksvideos]

loooooooooooooooool.

[cybercab]

I'd like Case-o-Bree, but will she be in love with me or is it defaulted to love Zarbod? It seems most real women are preset to want Zarbod--which kinda sucks for the rest of us.

[Zarbod]

You can set it to whatever you'd like though, like real women, they tend to revert to loving Zarbod. They can't help themselves.