Father Ted | Pulp Fiction | Channel 4

[yippitydodah]

Mrs Doyle! I will now look at tea and crumpets in a different light after you, you dorty dorty cow, Mrs Doyle.

[looknfortruth]

ride me sideways:)

[Flamorgan]

How do you get coffee of a feckin monitor

[fairhillnorrie]

in my opinion the most funnies sketch in the whole series....

[benytezz]

this is absolutely BRILLIANT! lmao.

[ClarkeForPresident]

Look at 1:42, Ted id trying so hard not to laugh!! :)

[TheBeesKnees1993]

Wish I knew what book Mrs Doyle's quotes were from (if it exists?), because I would actually buy it

[xXelmarcoCFCXx]

"Me arse!"

[deniro800]

Down with this sort of thing

[nothingtoshowhere]

@deniro800 careful now!

[yippitydodah]

Mrs Doyle, I'll shag you any time of the day in yews kitchen. Just phone - )

what.. WHARRRT! so I think she is hot, so what...

[ledzep147]

Its wall to wall bastards! Classic comedy!

[jtaske02]

Pauline McLynn is so good

[johnnymc1984]

Feck sake! was lookin 4 Tom chopping up Rabbits..

[abk1802]

my all time favourite..never fails to have me laughing !!! love it...

[yippitydodah]

Did Mrs Doyle mean to say at 01:24 "I'll stick this fucking pitch folk up your swanny vagina"? If so, fecking MRS DOYLE! O-O wash your mouth out, lady.

[2002ibiza]

I nearly wet myself with laughing watching this. It's like when an old lady farts. You know it's wrong and childish to laugh but it's impossible not to

[yippitydodah]

yews just go and prepare for the nonnes.

"Ride me sideways was another one"

O-O

[Tex2411]

Me arse

[businessmonkey13]

I don't know how they kept a straight face that entire time!! I'm crying my eyes out right now!!

[VolunteerLS110]

Thought it was more like Misery than Pulp Fiction......

[DavidShiel01]

Ride me sideways was another one.

[lordilujah]

f u f your f in wife !!

[jin37uk]

ride me sideways was another one!

[bacemonkey]

Oh Wow! It's like a big rabbit rock festival!

[MsSigmaT]

Ya big bastard lol!

[Rockchik360]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

i have a music teacher called miss. Doyle and she is Irish!!!!!

[yippitydodah]

Father Hugh might have a slant on this, a modern scientific slightly slant, but as usual, going no where. Try me, on scripts, non-religious. After a year or two at rada I might be up for it, but at 49, I do not think so my son.

[yippitydodah]

Just to show, crossover, Catholic faith is a good thing, even overdosed by Irish ladies overpouring tea in your cup, but enjoy your faith,

watch?v=NKT0omZ6fiU

[yippitydodah]

it is a perfectly beautiful day today outside today Father, daisies and buttercups growing and all that.

MEE FECKIN ROIGHT ARSE!

[yippitydodah]

ride me sideways was another one.

jesus wept, mrs doyle O-O

[tradmusicaddict]

there are 21 priests on youtube...

[yippitydodah]

@tradmusicaddict

or 21 nonnes? : )))

[yippitydodah]

i see what you mean Mrs Doyle, just you go and prepare for the nonnes!!!

Mrs fecking Doyle!

[yippitydodah]

Oh Mrs Doyle, you have a way with words, Ride me sideways! You know how to turn on a man. Ladytron for you, Mrs Doyle,

watch?v=84_3CCqvljA

[yippitydodah]

get your bollocks out of ny fave, Father Ted.

brilliant comedy. Loike Mrs Browns Boys?

watch?v=9YtKtcedZzY

[yippitydodah]

It is a truelly loverly day today.

me fecking arse

[yippitydodah]

Mrs Doyle, any chance of a feck?

[yippitydodah]

A bottle of Jameson's whisky used as an autopilot for a wheelchair. Irish sharpend technology at it's best.

[s00zster]

"Get your bollocks out of my face!"

[yippitydodah]

ride me sidways, mmummmummmm, mrs doyle..... ah

[yippitydodah]

Mrs Doyle? You are on those lonely but married but looking for a shag sites, aren't you Mrs Doyle?

I have been looking for weeks, and you are on there, but apparently you are not respoding to my messages, Mrs Doyle. Maybe, he-he, it was my comment that PG tips is a better tea, rather than typhoon?

But please, Mrs Doyle, don't hold that against me. I would love to serve you a trifle sponge cake right up you, Mrs Doyle, if Father Ted doesn't mind.

[yippitydodah]

@yippitydodah

typhoo tea even, but my sponge cake still stands, Mrs Doyle. : )

[hatrickp]

21 people are wall to wall bastards.

[yippitydodah]

the bad eff word Father.

Fuck Mrs Doyle?

Get on and prepare for the nonnes Mrs Doyle will ye.

[yippitydodah]

Father Dougal, do you actually shag nonnes?

he, heh heh he, heh heh heh heh he. What are nonnes again Father Ted?

[systemsounds]

RIDE ME SIDEWAYS.... thats what she must of said to Frank Gallagher

[yippitydodah]

me arse

[richardmann184]

"Ride me sideways." LOL

[yippitydodah]

and by the way, Mrs Doyle, my email address is flying to you from Wales to possibly connect to ride you sideways, good and proper. RSVP. : )

[yippitydodah]

What Father Jack could have got up to, if didn't have that, ahem!, problem with gorles and nonnes. He could have been the one creeping on the side here,

watch?v=NKT0omZ6fiU

[yippitydodah]

more tea Father, after you ride me sideways, you know Father

[yippitydodah]

ride me sideways, O-O , Mrs Doyle!!!

[formaface]

priceless!!...feckin' great!!

[rebmcr]

Press 9

[jebussaves88]

21 people were ridden sideways.

[LauraGaynorTV]

i hate the ad at the start!

[DDay12G]

Ya big basterd, ya big hairy arse, ya big hairy fecker

Mrs Doyle cracks me up so much xD

[tourama]

Best Fecking show out ,

[bendover91210]

I'll stick this Fucking pitchfork up you hole!

It's wall to wall basterds!

Get your bollox out of my face!

Ride me sideways!

Comedy gold!!

[OpaqueDragon4]

I sent "Get your bollocks out of my face" to a friend of mine who likes this show and I accidently sent it to my mum xD Hahaha!

[colleen59701]

My kids grew up with this. Lol We never missed Fr Ted. love it!!!

[s695579]

You bollocks, get your bollocks out of my face! LOL

[ayrshiresoundman]

ride me side ways!

[hot318]

rofl, Ride me side ways is another one!

[dreamofmoneymen]

get your bollox outa of my face

[MarnieQX]

I love how she's laughing when Ted is opening the door. Brilliant stuff!!

[iheartrespekt]

@MarnieQX was just going to say that too! lol

[silentbob82]

My old German teacher was the spitting image of Mrs Doyle.

[atomicshiv]

ride me sideway was another one.. so funny!!!

[adamskiboy528491]

GO ON IRELAND!

[MrRahtin]

If she needed the wheelchair priest to go even faster, she would have hung an altar boy in front of his face instead of the booze.

[kingofrocks]

@MrRahtin normally that would be funny, but since I guess you dont know who Father Jack the joke is just dumb.

[haggisnilsson]

mee arse

[sebreathnach]

To get the real revolutionary reason why RTE excommunicated and eventually shortened his life, one -- if one is old enough -- should remember those endless episodes of 'The Riordans', the sexless, church-constructed, expletiveless, boring, provincial, leprechaunish take on 'Irish Life and Culture'. Even to the present day, nohting gladdens the appointed OD in RTE more than watching some black or asian race kneel down to take Titus Caesar into their mouths and recite the rosary.

[JohnathonWesley]

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[carolhartnett]

ride me sideways was another onbe - classic!!



[andywatson932]

"Ya big hairy arse!"

[ListowelLiam92]

lads we'll not see the likes of this on tv any time soon...pure genius

[yippitydodah]

holy mother of mary, may god strike me down, what a fecking disgrace. Fucks wall to wall.

[Komicklepto]

-It's a lovely day Father

-Me arse!

[ralstonjack]

What an epic scene. You can see Father Ted start to laugh as he pulls the door which sets her off laughing because it's not meant to be pulled and you can hear her say "the door doesn't open" and starts laughing! haha, what a scene

[bigbagpussfan]

Manual or Automatic? LOVE IT!!!

[MissLuvMovies]

19 people have a f****** pitchfork up their hole

[HinchyFilms]

That would be an ecumenical matter

[YOLANDA2K11]

...........GENIOUS..........

[redgenesislee]

Nope, it's still shit.

[ClaireOBrien5]

Ride me sideways is another one

[insidethefall78]

one of the funniest cips ever, I love mrs Doyle

[fishandfestival]

The best bloody comedy I've ever seen...Fecking good!!!!

[tucsondood]

if you are ever feeling down, watch this clip. free medicine.

[dannydoyle100]

ya big fecker

[raithrover1976]

It's wall to wall bastards!

[Moc870]

y is it called pulp fiction?

[eoinroe]

@Moc870 Because that's the type of book/writing Mrs. Doyle is refering to.

[BobDylansNumber1Fan]

@Moc870 thinking that meself..:D

[AzraelSWFC2011]

Heheh, see Mrs Doyles tits in Shameless... ;)

[AzraelSWFC2011]

Such a shame Pauline refuses to acknolwege Father Ted as the start of her career...

[stepheng1483]

Great comedy.

R.I.P. Dermot Morgan.

[df1985]

does she laugh a little when ted is pushing her through the door after saying get ur bollox out of my face?? wouldnt blame her, id be crackinjg up!!

[ThePhenomTaker]

@df1985 if you look on teds face when she says that i think he cracks up first which causes her to loool i dont know how they made it that far!

[df1985]

@ThePhenomTaker you're right actually, just notcied him giggling away!

[PrincesGirl]

Funniest Father Ted clip ever!

[closertofiftythanyew]

Sounds Mrs Doyle would love someone to "ride her sideways" in her , ahem!, kitchen, if you know where I mean.

A dark horse, is Mrs Doyle, I sense, since I study Freud.

[DJEMMEY25]

Did anyone notice at the end they opened the door the wrong way lol

[simonw91]

Haha you can see him nearly corpsing towards the end, just as they get to the door :)

[Leanashe23]

I think 16 people had an effing pitchfork up their hole in a past life.

[maymee83]

You can't move for the bastards in her novels, it's wall-to-wall bastards

XD

[Nikon05]

when did the 'skip this ad' button come into effect?? Amazing :D

[TheMeta1]

they both crack up at the door.....great recovery, adds to the comedy

[TwilightStarrr123]

I'll stick this effing pitchfork up your hole xD I nearly spat tea all over my keyboard

[StapledNote]

"Here we are Father, its a beautiful day out."

"My arse!"

[closertofiftythanyew]

@StapledNote

"Me arse" it was.

[ZUPERCURTIS]

@StapledNote

My arse? I think you mean... "Me arse!" ;)

[invisiblekid99]

which sad 16 feckers disliked this?!?!

[desco489]

@invisiblekid99 the same 16 that liked your comment :P

[invisiblekid99]

@invisiblekid99 and 3 more fecking bastards are added to the count!

What the fecks wrong with you people!?!

[TherealMrChristophel]

@invisiblekid99 down with that sort of thing

[Brenf66]

@TherealMrChristophel Careful now!

[gspete1340]

@invisiblekid99 ..feck 'em ALL!!! lol

[vivers400m]

you can't move with the bastards in her novels it's wall to wall bastards! hahaha :L

[gnikrnov]

I love how he puffs his cheeks out at the very end to keep himself from cracking up

[dublinjoe11111]

@gnikrnov Yes - Mrs Doyles 'Ride me Sideways' was an ad lib line and apparently caused everyone on set to crack up.

[Moc870]

we all know a mrs doyle im sure lol

[mariogamersidequest]

feck feck feck fu** fu** fu** fu** bastard this and bastard that feck feck fuck?

[Troyster21]

Ha that door opens both ways.

[alsdouble]

Classic sequence of Father Ted and always brings a lol

[fathertedfan8]

I shove this effin pitch fork of your hole!

[fathertedfan8]

I shove this effin pitch fork of your hole!

[LisaKee73]

15 people need a feckin pitchfork stuck up their hole

[hiroshi2020]

Absolutely hilarious!

Haha, love this :)

[renaiasuki]

hahahaha brilliant love father ted!

[shootymcbooty]

who would dislike this? 15 muppets

[andydwarfer]

Ya big hairy arse ya big fecker! lol.

Great show :-).

[Lorcanproductions]

"ride me sideways was another one" Father Ted is just unbelievable XD

[gideonthomaslondon]

Ya bollocks.

[96SkullCandy]

me arse (H) ;)

[Fenner1976]

Brilliant stuff. How Dermot kept a straight face (almost) I've no idea? "Get your bollocks out of my face", total crease up! "Yer big hairy arse" LOL.

[Gavobrien1]

she is actually quite attractive in real life, she was in shameless an got rode sideways by frank gallagher

[Random22222y]

I have never laughed so much in my ENTIRE LIFE!

Legendary!

[TheYearTwentyTwenty]

I love how you can almost see them laughing at 1:43

R.I.P Dermot.

[magicus3000]

finally no advertisement

[whyutube100]

If you like Father Ted! Check out the Hardy Bucks :-)

[crw45able]

ye big bastard was the funniest

[MegaAdam1000]

I'll stick this effing pitchfork up yer hole!

[thenutsisgood]

@BritishSnail lulz shhhh kid

[BritishSnail]

@thenutsisgood 47 years of age and no

[thenutsisgood]

@BritishSnail well then you should know better. stop ramming your beliefs down peoples throats.

[BritishSnail]

@thenutsisgood I will sing from the rooftops. Hallelujah!  and as always ~God bless~

[BritishSnail]

@thenutsisgood ~Mercy~Mercy~Mercy~ :-D

[lifeson46]

@BritishSnail me arse

[BritishSnail]

@lifeson46 My 'love', born of the living Christ, eternal....... huge..... :-)

[lifeson46]

@BritishSnail ARSE BISCUITS

[BritishSnail]

@lifeson46 Good Afternoon :D. You know that sweet video on your channel entitled 'Awkward Questions about Jesus'? It's funny because it depicts faith through the eyes of a child, bless them :-). But you know, we all need to grow up sooner or later in that whilst we appreciate and cherish children, we do so from an adult perspective without the need to mimic their behaviour? Afterall, it's infantile isn't it and how may they learn and grow without our help? Pax Christi

[BritishSnail]

@lifeson46 Your age is 45, my goodness! lol

[BritishSnail]

@lifeson46 Now you take all of the love of God that you have receive and make good of it. You may have the final word :-) and you're everso welcome. ~God bless~

[bogleify]

drink,feck,arse,GIRLS

[nufcdazzla]

Id love to have seen how many takes it took them to do this without giggling, this is just feckin' hysterical.

RIP Dermot Morgan (a.k.a Father Ted)

[grahamt1978]

feking class

[TheFlyingGinger1]

ya big hairrry arse

[Stopthebadman]

He's totally pissing himself at 1:43 . Love it.

[WoodRatGirl]

@Stopthebadman

LOL I saw him laughing as well.

[sweetlolligag101]

i used to watch this show with me and my family

there was nothing better than a bottle of coke,sweets and father ted on christmas eve

[Bacon4Rashers]

Its good how people enjoy this without taking the piss out of the religion well i guess its a step foward!

[lozzerboy2]

@Bacon4Rashers No one needs to take the piss out of religion, they do it for themselves : ')

[SIEVECN]

Git yer bollocks out of my face - she's a classic!

[KateWynne101]

Love This Video :L Bastards!!!!!! YAAA BOLLOCKS :L

[MountainGyspy]

too funny. I wish we got this show in the US still.... :(

[HighlyVisibleNinja]

Wall to Wall Bastards

[crashtest56]

too funny.....

[OneAndForAll]

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[PawMawgan]

well, its safe to say 14 people are complete morons . This, is pure comedy .

[naughtymonkey22]

classic...brought tears to my eyes...so funny

[fairhillnorrie]

ya big hairy ARSE !! ha,ha... this scene has to be one of the best.... 5 star... oh! ride me sideways is another one father....

[ROCKYMARCIANOXX0]

"Feck this, feck that, you big fecker!" hahahaha, miss this show. Im getting pissed off watching YT videos with the Adds popping up... a big thankyou to the maker of the F5 key :D