those dirty niggers need to stop playing the race card. it's just embarrassing to see them call everything and everyone racist every time they blink. damn niggers can stop eating watermelons, fried chicken, and drinking kool-aid, get on a boat, and go back to Africa.
Clever bringing truth through comedy. By the way I've enjoy your level of education. By studying your demeanor and your vocabulary y can tell that you were raised by a perfectionist family.
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You forgot to mention Kim Jong Il's hairdo/overall fashion sense....By looking like an Asian Doctor Evil (sans le chat), it causes the West to not entirely appreciate the nuclear threat....or some such. Explain it,dude. You're the expert. I am relying on you.
@KypDurron87 I could be wrong, but I believe it's part of satirizing the style of many video responses, where they're just a tad too choppy or theatrical -- or, conversely, not nearly well-made enough.
Video tries to show that countering one racist agenda with another is not a good idea (that's a fact). Is the creator satisfied that he communicated this message in his video?
Nobody cares what the Asian guy in the Ask An Asian Guy Ching Chong video has to say, since he's ONLY ONE ASIAN GUY OUT OF 4.5 BILLION ASIAN PEOPLE IN THE WORLD! You're a wierdo, dude or woman, since you have a video, but nobody can see it IN FREE AMERICA, in which your opinion WOULD ACTUALLY BE VALID, UNLIKE IT WOULD BE IN ASIA! I'm tired of wierd people on the earth. Socialize, be human. Get off of your mother's tit and be a grown up. Maybe Americans will like you more.
...as Liu Xiaobo would say: "I HAVE NO ENEMIES" (which he delivered in a Chinese court in 2009 before he was sentenced ) and as a contrary to your belief ( from wich i don't know where you got it) Chinese people are good and fun people, btw i'm an asian too :) peace man spread LOVE, dont hate. Jesus loves us all (btw Jesus Christ is not a western God, He was and still "IS" from middle EAST :)
@Shyaporn honestly...your'e funny. I like your videos except this one. But instead of getting back on other countries thoughts about your race, i think, it would be a great idea if you and your kind would start supporting the dissident Liu Xiaobo on his fight for your human rights. Even you have a powerful country but without responsibilities for it's people it's no use man. Your'e a comedian...hardly, not a dissident.
You fool as a capitalist Scotsman I now know your plan and will tell the world!?
I mean its not like their not going to believe my word over yours look at other Scotsman who had their word heard such as...............Damn... You thought of everything haven't you? XD
@nikkiblair61 Stop capitalizing and use punctuation so that you look more intelligent. This will help you gain credibility. Uhh, you're not blonde, are you?
My Japanese family have infiltrated the UK, where the Chinese are doing their best to take over the take-out industry. I was on the bus the other day and HALF the passengers where of an Asian ethnicity (and I live in the Welsh countryside!). The secret Asian take-over in the British Isles is in full swing. We shall be triumphant!
*cackles*
Though the high proportion of Asians on my bus may be due to us being unable to drive...
I'm safe. Even though Im as white as a person can be, my Asian credentials are in good order. Kaiju fanatic. Lover of Chinese, Thai and Vietnamese food. HATED the American "Godzilla" and I fully believe that Gong Li is as beautiful a woman as can be found on this planet. So, can I join the club? I'll memorize the secret handshake and promise I'll never miss a meeting.
Just a funny thought. Last time I went to China half the road signs there were in English. Also Asians don't get along with each other. Vietnamese hates Chinese. Koreans hate Japanese. Japanese hate Chinese. and Chinese hates Indians.... the list goes on.
@Asiats1 And the Irish get along with the English? And the French and the Germans? And Spanish and the Mexicans? Hahaha! Dude, nobody "gets along"with anybody! ...or so it seems!
My Asian response to this Asian who's responding to the Asian responders is that I am a Asian born in Asia and therefore I am an Asian responding to this Asian.
Simply don't give a crap about the Anglo people (descendants of English, Irish and Scottish) in this country and their ass will be kicked in the end (by many in this country and many around the whole wide world)!
don't watch any TV in this country and speak to English-mother-tonguers as little as possible (English-mother-tonguers means people whose ancestors are from England, Scottland or Ireland but not Americans of other European descendants, e.g. Germans, Austrians, Swedish, Russian, Polish, Italian, Spanish, French if you're in the north part and so on)!!!
I think you guys arrived in America "naturally" (as opposed to Africans who were brought by the Anglo slave masters to America and hence "unnatural" to America cos there's no way an African tribesman could have reached America in his tribal canoe from Africa in 15th, 16th or 17th century) Therefore, you're literally the master of this land called America! Maybe you came a bit late in mid 19th century (later than Europeans) but still you came naturally and by yourself and on your own free will!
I don't know why you should play the race card just because some offsprings of slavemasters who by all means should have been executed have made some jokes of you.
Germans tried to wipe out the English in WWII and could have succeeded. But in those days because USA was literally hijacked by the English-mother-tonguers many of whom in power had direct familial relationships with Britain that's why USA would come to aid the English and to defeat us (but not to aid us to wipe English out). But the English are definitely a race much much much worse than Germans!
Asian men, don't lower yourself to confront the offsprings of the slavemasters (Anglos, Scottish and Irish, the O'reilly type of person)! You're degrading yourself if you speak to them! Those English-mother-tonguers have the worst genes of laziness and hypocracy on earth, and will be exdinct in the end. The English-mother-tonguers are much much much more racist to Asians than Germans (and in general, all CONTINENTAL Europeans) to Asians.
Don't play the race card agains the offsprings of the slavemasters who should be executed but are still trying to escape their death penalty even today (they're still living in USA today)!
Don't whine like Africans about your experience. No one had a good time with the slavemasters and their offsprings! I'm German and I don't like the English people in this country!
because I watched this video, youtube recommended I watch a glen beck video. I didn't have the stomach to click on it, but it's apparent youtube has been bought by Murdoch.
Jeezus man. This is fantastic... I nearly jumped out of my seat when you said Michele... (now i know you weren't talking to me per se... or maybe you were... damn ninjas...) Anyway, I was paying too much attention, too late at night.... I do need to go to more meetings... damn you Shy.... and by the way, I still have your gamecube and it rocks. ;)
So now I know why I fell in love with Ken Watanabe in Inception. Part of the plan. And why Mythbusters has been renewed for seven more years just as Grant Imahara is mysteriously growing hotter and hotter. Part of the plan!
Say, now I'm wondering about Japanese beetles and Asian carp. Part of the plan, or just crazy serendipity?
Off to sign my Chuck Norris renunciation form. I'll ask if I can sign the Steven Seagal form TWICE.
Subs men im Asian to.and fuck racism racism sucks when we are the target. Racism rocks when we target other race. I hate it when we are the target. i love it when we target. So Lesson ? Hate it and love it
@DanielLaNoue it's safe to say...no I didn't. I'm talking to the other commentors that are trash-talking chuck. I'm not commenting on the video itself.
living in Asia taught me the normalcy of racism... Thai's hating Chinese, Chinese thinking there the best but forgetting Japans stance...Japan's being perfect? whatever highest suicide rate country...Indians being smarter and more philosophical...and the whole light skin dark skin Asian thing fighting about that....YES, leave it to touring Asian two years...I am now raciest, but only for humor and radar readings of reliance...it's ok, you are too`
But he forgot to say that he is Japanes not Chinese,and they never share love betweeen among themselves and Asian people is also(Indians,Mongols,Muslims...)If Japanes can invade America then Serbs can invade the World :)
I always knew China would take over and that they had a evil plan, what do you think all the china town's are for?!?:O
When the battle starts they gonna have the advantage of allready having troops on the inside and the atacks will most likely start from each china town :O crippleing us from the inside taking over the coasts so the rest can come .
Aside from it being all-around brilliant, every time you turned from Camera A to Camera B and back while in professor-mode, I completely lost it. THIS VIDEO IS GOLD.
Marvel is releasing its own line of superhero shoujo "manga" now... the plan progresses apace.
@KiernanMooney One of the best things about youtube is no matter how bad you mess up your joke, it's always going to leave a fancy reminder right next to your new and improved joke, forever signifying that your diction isn't as clever as you'd have others believe.
@flapplewapple The genius is that everyone will think that the video was just a joke, thus disregarding all evidence to the contrary. "When strong, appear weak. When weak, appear strong." - Sun Tzi, 'The Art of War', a book that is required reading in Japanese schools.
Wow epic.... so does this mean after the plan succeeds, no one outside of Asians will get to play anymore RPG, watch any anime, or anything... will we all be locked away forever?... DARN, guess I'd better hurry and beat all my games now before then.
Uh... NO. I don't know what games yyou've been playing forl ike the last 10 years... But JP makes a lot of good games. Tekken, Soul Caliber, Final Fantasy, Metal Gear, DDR, and China and Korea make all the fun MMO games.
Uh... what's this? It's accrued to me that every country I think has it's on world domination plan... but Asia's seems to actually be working... even though a lot of Western things have moved over to Asia as well... and even so it won't matter because in the end, Illuminati will probably come out ontop anyway... darn them.
Clearly Ms. Maurissa "Nobody's Asian in the Movies" Tancharoen isn't reading her memos, either. Maybe if you did a version dressed in a "Dr. Horrible" costume?
I'm a little late watching this video, but great satirical commentary video!
LOOVE IT! haha
dude52431 1 week ago
Yeaahhh, did ya get that memo? Mmmmk.
themixedarts 2 months ago
STICK TO THE PLAN
sjconker64 2 months ago
This guy's hilarious. :D
Great commentary, man - barely missed a beat. *claps* :DDDDDDDDD
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those dirty niggers need to stop playing the race card. it's just embarrassing to see them call everything and everyone racist every time they blink. damn niggers can stop eating watermelons, fried chicken, and drinking kool-aid, get on a boat, and go back to Africa.
thetrollking124 2 months ago
Clever bringing truth through comedy. By the way I've enjoy your level of education. By studying your demeanor and your vocabulary y can tell that you were raised by a perfectionist family.
barbariangoth 3 months ago
Brilliant.
SturmUndDrang13 5 months ago
I love you man!
thefreakmachine 5 months ago
OMG! This was hilarious!
punkonthis 6 months ago
OMG! this was great =D
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seros2010 7 months ago
My girlfriend is Asian now I am very suspicious of her... :-/ Very Suspicious...
dannielpreto 7 months ago
Watch it with captions. "Animal Style". All I gotta say.
Zeon707 9 months ago
SO THAT'S WHY MY JAPANESE BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME!!!!
timelordtenfan 9 months ago
haha if this was a plan though you woulda ruined it
BenAliseaTalk 9 months ago
You forgot to mention Kim Jong Il's hairdo/overall fashion sense....By looking like an Asian Doctor Evil (sans le chat), it causes the West to not entirely appreciate the nuclear threat....or some such. Explain it,dude. You're the expert. I am relying on you.
washingtoninnm 10 months ago
Why, why does he keep flipping from screen to screen, he confuses me.
KypDurron87 10 months ago
@KypDurron87 I could be wrong, but I believe it's part of satirizing the style of many video responses, where they're just a tad too choppy or theatrical -- or, conversely, not nearly well-made enough.
tejaswoman 10 months ago
Very funny sht
craftymaggot 10 months ago
Wow you r the man!!! But you slipped ... You've told the whole world about the the plan!!! Now the ninja will come for you!!!:)))
123umama123 10 months ago
Everyone gets made fun of because everybody is making fun of someone.
lakemarygardens 10 months ago
Lol... Almost forgot about the "agenda"... ;D
beatnix99 10 months ago
Why were you wearing a suit at 4 AM?
HMachProductions 10 months ago
Lol this is yet another video I've fallin in love with keep it going kid you're gonna be famous. love ya
deloresclark55 10 months ago
Video tries to show that countering one racist agenda with another is not a good idea (that's a fact). Is the creator satisfied that he communicated this message in his video?
gabsylv 10 months ago
Nobody cares what the Asian guy in the Ask An Asian Guy Ching Chong video has to say, since he's ONLY ONE ASIAN GUY OUT OF 4.5 BILLION ASIAN PEOPLE IN THE WORLD! You're a wierdo, dude or woman, since you have a video, but nobody can see it IN FREE AMERICA, in which your opinion WOULD ACTUALLY BE VALID, UNLIKE IT WOULD BE IN ASIA! I'm tired of wierd people on the earth. Socialize, be human. Get off of your mother's tit and be a grown up. Maybe Americans will like you more.
65tasty 11 months ago
@65tasty if your so tired of weird people on youtube don't watch there videos besides this in no a serious vid .....stupid
MrShadowSpirit 11 months ago
@65tasty I'm tired of stupid Americans that can't spell W-E-I-R-D. Dumbass.
RoxySongbird 11 months ago
so much win!...! one internets for you...just one!
br8knight 11 months ago
I love his hair
dimpBabi 11 months ago
where do the Filipinos fit in with this 'Master Plan'?
lizztheshizz1994 11 months ago
i'm in love
azureminded1 11 months ago
It's all true!
SenorZorrozzz 11 months ago
LOL
testing4echo 11 months ago
"... the otherwise hillarious sketch-comedy program, The View."
/rofl
Trollnumber12 1 year ago
...as Liu Xiaobo would say: "I HAVE NO ENEMIES" (which he delivered in a Chinese court in 2009 before he was sentenced ) and as a contrary to your belief ( from wich i don't know where you got it) Chinese people are good and fun people, btw i'm an asian too :) peace man spread LOVE, dont hate. Jesus loves us all (btw Jesus Christ is not a western God, He was and still "IS" from middle EAST :)
Kabooterimon 1 year ago
@Shyaporn honestly...your'e funny. I like your videos except this one. But instead of getting back on other countries thoughts about your race, i think, it would be a great idea if you and your kind would start supporting the dissident Liu Xiaobo on his fight for your human rights. Even you have a powerful country but without responsibilities for it's people it's no use man. Your'e a comedian...hardly, not a dissident.
Kabooterimon 1 year ago
You fool as a capitalist Scotsman I now know your plan and will tell the world!?
I mean its not like their not going to believe my word over yours look at other Scotsman who had their word heard such as...............Damn... You thought of everything haven't you? XD
lostinjedi 1 year ago
Praise be to Buddha
thisisdannyyea 1 year ago
@thisisdannyyea too funny
azureminded1 11 months ago
Beware the Yellow Peril foreign devils!
Ming the Merciless, Fu Manchu, and the wily Lo Pan will unite our people!
Nationalism will bring us victoly!
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kelly3christina 1 year ago
HOW CAN WE STOP STEREOTYPING MY MAJOR IS ANTHROPOLOGY THE STUDY OF CULTURES I WANT TO STOP STEREOTYPING OR AT LEAST TRY
nikkiblair61 1 year ago
@nikkiblair61 Stop capitalizing and use punctuation so that you look more intelligent. This will help you gain credibility. Uhh, you're not blonde, are you?
KathyGab 1 year ago
@KathyGab what watch the video not me i was on caps being lazy thats all....
nikkiblair61 8 months ago
This was funny. But, Bhudda is dead. Christ is alive. AND TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION IS WITHIN MY GRASP!!!
Velocity9s 1 year ago
My Japanese family have infiltrated the UK, where the Chinese are doing their best to take over the take-out industry. I was on the bus the other day and HALF the passengers where of an Asian ethnicity (and I live in the Welsh countryside!). The secret Asian take-over in the British Isles is in full swing. We shall be triumphant!
*cackles*
Though the high proportion of Asians on my bus may be due to us being unable to drive...
PrincessNausicaa 1 year ago 10
lol i bet half of your viewers only discovered you because they searched "porn" :D
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"I love Jet Li" Shya Hon Do You want sum cheezy wafflez with me "BED" THEN .
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"I love Jet Li" , "Hey Shya want some cheezy wafflez in bed hon" frm your wee fan fembabyblueyes"
TheMisspartybabe 1 year ago
ok so are we ranking by what type of asian we are?
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jojinacrambu 1 year ago
haha - sketch comedy program 'the view'. I love it.
terraelise 1 year ago
I'm safe. Even though Im as white as a person can be, my Asian credentials are in good order. Kaiju fanatic. Lover of Chinese, Thai and Vietnamese food. HATED the American "Godzilla" and I fully believe that Gong Li is as beautiful a woman as can be found on this planet. So, can I join the club? I'll memorize the secret handshake and promise I'll never miss a meeting.
Stirgio 1 year ago
It's going to come down to a giant war for world dominance between the asians and the mormons.
2JCOY2 1 year ago
He's right. As asians we have to pretend these jokes are true and keep our huge dongs inbetween our pants lest we want people to know the truth!
ThePredster 1 year ago
Just a funny thought. Last time I went to China half the road signs there were in English. Also Asians don't get along with each other. Vietnamese hates Chinese. Koreans hate Japanese. Japanese hate Chinese. and Chinese hates Indians.... the list goes on.
Asiats1 1 year ago 6
@Asiats1 Or so it seems...
Shyaporn 1 year ago 66
@Shyaporn
i can partly confirm the korean/japanese thing.
hosted a korean student for an exchange program and he was outspoken against the japanese.
also jim kong iil but americans hate him anyway, so we were cool.
shame, though.
Bloodyidit 8 months ago
@Asiats1
Are they taking over? Or are we taking from the whites? WHOOOO MYSTERY1
tissuekins 1 year ago
@tissuekins Well, we Chinese are arguing against each other in English lol
Asiats1 1 year ago
@Asiats1 And the Irish get along with the English? And the French and the Germans? And Spanish and the Mexicans? Hahaha! Dude, nobody "gets along"with anybody! ...or so it seems!
sketchingbart 11 months ago
@Asiats1 indians arent asians.
hbggb56 11 months ago
@hbggb56 yes the are.
lizztheshizz1994 11 months ago
@lizztheshizz1994 technically no. location wise yes, race wise no. russia is in asia, so are russians asians.
hbggb56 11 months ago
My Asian response to this Asian who's responding to the Asian responders is that I am a Asian born in Asia and therefore I am an Asian responding to this Asian.
Asiats1 1 year ago
Asian beauties meet hot *lushfmlk.info*
Romeo73851 1 year ago
LOL Michelle Malkin!
AWESOME!
(at least, I THINK you're referring to her -.-)
mahalkitaG7 1 year ago
@mahalkitaG7 More likely Michelle Yeoh, I think.
evilstormgnat 1 year ago
I knew it! And people thought I was paranoid...
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TreestoneAnimation 1 year ago
Hi!
1.) awesome video!
2.) What's the white shirt called? looking everywhere for something like that.
TreestoneAnimation 1 year ago
Simply don't give a crap about the Anglo people (descendants of English, Irish and Scottish) in this country and their ass will be kicked in the end (by many in this country and many around the whole wide world)!
gewangew 1 year ago
Don't watch any TV or videos made by the anglo people in this country if you want to live happy life and be annoyance-free!
I know this too cos there are also countless number of jokes about how Germans speak English that make people laugh. But I don't like them either.
gewangew 1 year ago
Btw, one suggestion to you guys:
don't watch any TV in this country and speak to English-mother-tonguers as little as possible (English-mother-tonguers means people whose ancestors are from England, Scottland or Ireland but not Americans of other European descendants, e.g. Germans, Austrians, Swedish, Russian, Polish, Italian, Spanish, French if you're in the north part and so on)!!!
Cos it's full of crap, really.
From a German POV.
Greetings and best luck!
gewangew 1 year ago
I think you guys arrived in America "naturally" (as opposed to Africans who were brought by the Anglo slave masters to America and hence "unnatural" to America cos there's no way an African tribesman could have reached America in his tribal canoe from Africa in 15th, 16th or 17th century) Therefore, you're literally the master of this land called America! Maybe you came a bit late in mid 19th century (later than Europeans) but still you came naturally and by yourself and on your own free will!
gewangew 1 year ago
I don't know why you should play the race card just because some offsprings of slavemasters who by all means should have been executed have made some jokes of you.
gewangew 1 year ago
Germans tried to wipe out the English in WWII and could have succeeded. But in those days because USA was literally hijacked by the English-mother-tonguers many of whom in power had direct familial relationships with Britain that's why USA would come to aid the English and to defeat us (but not to aid us to wipe English out). But the English are definitely a race much much much worse than Germans!
gewangew 1 year ago
Asian men, don't lower yourself to confront the offsprings of the slavemasters (Anglos, Scottish and Irish, the O'reilly type of person)! You're degrading yourself if you speak to them! Those English-mother-tonguers have the worst genes of laziness and hypocracy on earth, and will be exdinct in the end. The English-mother-tonguers are much much much more racist to Asians than Germans (and in general, all CONTINENTAL Europeans) to Asians.
gewangew 1 year ago
Don't play the race card agains the offsprings of the slavemasters who should be executed but are still trying to escape their death penalty even today (they're still living in USA today)!
Don't whine like Africans about your experience. No one had a good time with the slavemasters and their offsprings! I'm German and I don't like the English people in this country!
gewangew 1 year ago
because I watched this video, youtube recommended I watch a glen beck video. I didn't have the stomach to click on it, but it's apparent youtube has been bought by Murdoch.
crossmr 1 year ago
WE NEED TO STRIKE NOW !!! NOW IS THE TIME. WE HAVE MANNY !!!!
AverageAsianMe 1 year ago
Shy, you're amazing. By far my favorite channel :X We need to get you more popular.
llamapi3 1 year ago 16
@llamapi3 Any suggestions? I mean, ones that don't involve spamming people with bots?
Shyaporn 1 year ago 9
@Shyaporn Use your super asian powers and force your will on people?
llamapi3 1 year ago
I am here to inform you the plan has been stretched out to 2045, thus making it the 100 year plan now.
ANormalGuy 1 year ago
Wasn't this guy also the assassin for hire?
ValisFan4 1 year ago
sketch comedy program! XD
xscottmcdonaldx 1 year ago
Seriously, I'm the only Asian in Huntsville that ever goes to the meetings, what a disgrace...
TheTrueHappy 1 year ago 2
Well well well... If it isn't "The Amazing ShyaPORN"...he he he...TELL ME... Why does your mother want you to have a bad sex life?
Vi3tTEC 1 year ago
Jeezus man. This is fantastic... I nearly jumped out of my seat when you said Michele... (now i know you weren't talking to me per se... or maybe you were... damn ninjas...) Anyway, I was paying too much attention, too late at night.... I do need to go to more meetings... damn you Shy.... and by the way, I still have your gamecube and it rocks. ;)
michelefeldman79 1 year ago
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michelefeldman79 1 year ago
This is by far your best work!
TheCrazySweed 1 year ago
So now I know why I fell in love with Ken Watanabe in Inception. Part of the plan. And why Mythbusters has been renewed for seven more years just as Grant Imahara is mysteriously growing hotter and hotter. Part of the plan!
Say, now I'm wondering about Japanese beetles and Asian carp. Part of the plan, or just crazy serendipity?
Off to sign my Chuck Norris renunciation form. I'll ask if I can sign the Steven Seagal form TWICE.
LadyDonnaL 1 year ago 4
jeff speakman lol!
DanielLaNoue 1 year ago
We've already taken California. Soon the supreme court, then the senate, then the house....2020 here we come!
lilchinagurl442 1 year ago
Subs men im Asian to.and fuck racism racism sucks when we are the target. Racism rocks when we target other race. I hate it when we are the target. i love it when we target. So Lesson ? Hate it and love it
kyrden11111 1 year ago
I'm asian, and I think Chuck is alrite
hivelocity100 1 year ago
@hivelocity100 it's safe to say you missed the point...
DanielLaNoue 1 year ago
@DanielLaNoue it's safe to say...no I didn't. I'm talking to the other commentors that are trash-talking chuck. I'm not commenting on the video itself.
hivelocity100 1 year ago
how are the shaolin monks wrapped around the ninjas and samurai?
itsabird 1 year ago
@itsabird: With bacon?
No, wait, I know! With sheets of nori.
LadyDonnaL 1 year ago
@LadyDonnaL bacon indeed, although that breaks the theme.
itsabird 1 year ago
AZN MASTER RACE!
hishorseiscrazy 1 year ago
Well good. Maybe I'll FINALLY learn how to use chopsticks...
DillingerSatchel 1 year ago
yeah that new kereoke machine is pretty bad ass
AKASUKIJOE 1 year ago
im an asain...
and im a racist...
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
nandemoeeda 1 year ago
yesssssssssssss
szheng29 1 year ago
10/10 good sir
Magnus10117 1 year ago
what a head
mUSiccisMYgAlaXY7 1 year ago
living in Asia taught me the normalcy of racism... Thai's hating Chinese, Chinese thinking there the best but forgetting Japans stance...Japan's being perfect? whatever highest suicide rate country...Indians being smarter and more philosophical...and the whole light skin dark skin Asian thing fighting about that....YES, leave it to touring Asian two years...I am now raciest, but only for humor and radar readings of reliance...it's ok, you are too`
888Kharami 1 year ago
Wait wait... A new karaoke system... Since I am a Filipino I'm practically obligated to get there ASAP
tramatiser 1 year ago
George Takei is the ruler of the world.
If he's not, should be.
mikiroony 1 year ago
That's very true!
MrGeonov 1 year ago
But he forgot to say that he is Japanes not Chinese,and they never share love betweeen among themselves and Asian people is also(Indians,Mongols,Muslims...)If Japanes can invade America then Serbs can invade the World :)
astrineho 1 year ago
Still love it.
Chiszle 1 year ago
epic chris hansen voice right there
ThoughtScientist 1 year ago
I always knew China would take over and that they had a evil plan, what do you think all the china town's are for?!?:O
When the battle starts they gonna have the advantage of allready having troops on the inside and the atacks will most likely start from each china town :O crippleing us from the inside taking over the coasts so the rest can come .
OMG WERE DOOMED !!!
(j/k) but funny vid dough xD
PizdaMatiiiiiiiiiiii 1 year ago
YOU'RE SCREWING UP THE PLAN
2020 Flawless Victory
Prays be to budda
Farcry223 1 year ago 3
boat people are stinky
kirkwood1991 1 year ago
i love asian women.
Md0t 1 year ago
camera cuts ftw.
squirrelygirl816 1 year ago
what the fuck were all going to die nope there just going to make us eat rice and fish for the rest of our lives hahahahaha
michaelkent318 1 year ago
you have a pretty good american accent. dude! :D!
P0H0A0N0T0O0M 1 year ago
HOW DID I MISS THIS?
Aside from it being all-around brilliant, every time you turned from Camera A to Camera B and back while in professor-mode, I completely lost it. THIS VIDEO IS GOLD.
Marvel is releasing its own line of superhero shoujo "manga" now... the plan progresses apace.
- C
skittblinkproduction 1 year ago
Man, I love you Shy. Praise be to Buddha, indeed.
yourworstnightmare51 1 year ago
Very good. Ching, chang, chong. Now I am certain, Asians are superior.
stile1973 1 year ago
you just ruined the plan...
DeadManCallz 1 year ago
I married an Asian and moved to Taiwan. Now I'm getting the memos !
sashaseven 1 year ago
So basically ... we're pretty much fucked and it's too late to run?
KiernanMooney 1 year ago
@KiernanMooney One of the best things about youtube is no matter how bad you mess up your joke, it's always going to leave a fancy reminder right next to your new and improved joke, forever signifying that your diction isn't as clever as you'd have others believe.
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Great video man, if you want to see a movie that will blow your mind type into youtube old world secrets the omega project codes
cayc1 1 year ago
hmm i didn't get the memo and what's the deal with Chuck Norris, i mean, he's Chuck Norris!!!!! lol
DareToBeDifferent11 1 year ago
Way to let the outsiders in on our secret... now they're coming for our karaoke machine, great.
Linabinaa121 1 year ago
We're almost there.
Everyone thinks that we invented all forms of electronics.
LoL.
Suckers!!!
china1013 1 year ago
10 more years..
kabutosenseiisback 1 year ago
Why did make a video!!?! Now everyone knows the plan!!! THIS WAS SUPPOSE TO BE A SECRET.
flapplewapple 1 year ago 21
its too late to do anything now
I for one welcome our Asian masters
tau000 1 year ago 2
@flapplewapple The genius is that everyone will think that the video was just a joke, thus disregarding all evidence to the contrary. "When strong, appear weak. When weak, appear strong." - Sun Tzi, 'The Art of War', a book that is required reading in Japanese schools.
AyngelJ 1 year ago
Wait, who is that George TK person. I saw him in You don't mess with the Zohan and I was like "Who the hell is that asian guy?"
jonah557 1 year ago
George Takei ?
superant10000 1 year ago
@superant10000 Yeah that guy. What is he famous for?
jonah557 1 year ago
he played hikaru sulu in the original star trek
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econchino 1 year ago
lol This is awesome
lamyunholic 1 year ago
LOL this is brilliant.
I'm just confused because I'm Asian *and* Jewish. Do I play the race card or not? D:
TheAngelofCaffeine 1 year ago 4
You, sir, have a gift!
nightwolf117610 1 year ago
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Drizzt03373 1 year ago
meh
vanchai1 2 years ago
Does my total love and adoration of all things Asian keep me from the inevitable slaughter of the slowly diminishing white race?
inkedchick80 2 years ago
Wow epic.... so does this mean after the plan succeeds, no one outside of Asians will get to play anymore RPG, watch any anime, or anything... will we all be locked away forever?... DARN, guess I'd better hurry and beat all my games now before then.
Dreamcube017 2 years ago 2
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Most Japanese games suck anyways.
Did you know the Chinese make games too? Me neither.
nightwolf117610 1 year ago
Uh... NO. I don't know what games yyou've been playing forl ike the last 10 years... But JP makes a lot of good games. Tekken, Soul Caliber, Final Fantasy, Metal Gear, DDR, and China and Korea make all the fun MMO games.
Dreamcube017 1 year ago 3
Uh... what's this? It's accrued to me that every country I think has it's on world domination plan... but Asia's seems to actually be working... even though a lot of Western things have moved over to Asia as well... and even so it won't matter because in the end, Illuminati will probably come out ontop anyway... darn them.
Dreamcube017 2 years ago
Clearly Ms. Maurissa "Nobody's Asian in the Movies" Tancharoen isn't reading her memos, either. Maybe if you did a version dressed in a "Dr. Horrible" costume?
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please watch desparate house wives at WATCHDESPERATEHOUSEWIVES2 ( . ) TK
nellstoltzfus64 2 years ago
I loved Jake Speedman in Perfect Weapon.
lslewis 2 years ago
YOU'RE SCREWING UP THE PLAN
keeng 2 years ago 2
fucking hilarious!
frbe0101 2 years ago 2
Just brilliant!
muschio 2 years ago
I'm not getting the memos, is it because I'm half white? That's just racist.
lol
JMason1984 2 years ago 12
@JMason1984 Then wouldn't it really be only half racist?
thafoofa 1 year ago
Sssssh. Keep the plan a secret.
octoceasar 2 years ago
this was great. loved it. very intelligent.haha keep them comin man.
zacheryirwin1 2 years ago
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idiot 100%
axores20 2 years ago
that was good. well put
foxinistic 2 years ago
You idiot!! Why are you giving away the master plan to the world? The secret police will get you for this.
achan1058 2 years ago
I really want this to happen hahaha.
2020 let's go!
Zeaky0arteest 2 years ago
I hadn't even noticed... I thought you were all A sexual, submissive, rice eating, violin playing math wizzes... sneaky... like ninjas!
The truth is we all ignore you because we hope you'll go away... your all too attractive. You make us look bad.
AmMellow 2 years ago
" new karioke machine in...its kicking" LOL
888legendary 2 years ago
Can you fire energy beams out of your hand?
Bobshin 2 years ago 2
OF COURSE!
thebigt82 2 years ago
TheCreamCheeseNazi = Best name EVER!!
ningdoggjyfh 2 years ago
are you filipino or chinese? i see both in your tags. Dang I can't tell, we all do look alike. lol
yanina143 2 years ago
Don't give in! Try and tell the difference between a Canadian and American! IT'S HARDER!...
Sephiroth258 2 years ago 2
lol. all white people do look alike.
try to tell the difference between african countries, WAAAAYYYY harder. lol
yanina143 2 years ago
Oh dang. Haha!
kameroncovall 2 years ago