Cribs: Prison Cell Edition

[4BANGINCIVIC]

Your sexy!

[eatcatsn0tfish]

Prison cell? Shit girl, you wouldn't know prison if it hit you.

[edgarocs]

And that song goes also for The Late Jessica Elkins in connection to Jessica Angry Little Girl and Lisa with Jenn with Bailey. Very nice songs.====Theme Songs===="Looking Through Patient Eyes" by Pm Dawn===="Send A Drift Of Memory Bliss" by Pm Dawn====tbc====....

[edgarocs]

Jessica resonates Marlits Burgos in some angles in this video.====Theme Song===="Looking Through A Patient Eyes" by Pm Dawn====Very applicable theme song for Jessica and Lisa with Jenn with Bailey with all her videos here and her second account and with her blue eyes which I consider advices with the positive messages of this song. Explain the dreams later.====tbc====....

[greencable]

Coolest smug face ever.

[k8l81]

100

[TheLobsterparty]

yeah jessica is very pretty jessica rocks!

[mathew4483]

Are you on meds? You should be!

[phattyusn]

Anyone else think she is really cute?

[SaberTanker22]

am flagging all this videos AS TIME WASTING AND MISLEADING SHIT.

[8minx8]

cock sucking bitch ,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[WanderingGnome]

You don't know what the fuck prison is. Can you leave anytime you want to?

[DeadlySociopath]

Way to over react...

[vivera243]

what university do you go to?

[WorldwideYume]

My favorite American food is peanut butter and jelly sandwich,my favorite is Skippy and Welch mix together,i would not want to live in a country without them,by the way...great videos,seem them all,like them all too.

[Cogency1]

ALG rocks but she should probably temporarily change her name to "Somewhat Serene Girl" for this clip.

[sepama74]

Ah,recreation. Can't study like that so talk, right?

[chumanho]

right on nismo365.

[Americanguy50789]

36 videos. 36 videos and not one M.I.L.F. are you REALLY in college.Since your'e all "Oh I'm a Antheist" I don't think your a virgin in college sooo.... could you direct me to a video or something. =)

[romaniagurlie]

Your poor little computer sounds like a dying animal. :(

[Themdm29]

Leave my girlfriend alone....Seriously..

[sexynewschild]

This french guy is really creepy.

Iiinccrrredibly creepy.

[terrorlord15]

iv heard far worst =/ wasnt that bad

[rugbyfrenchboy]

hello girl can you take my adress in your frend's adress. thanks......a french

[DrAcetylcholine]

You are so chill in this video...I love it!

"Here is something else...in my room, which is amazing."

[jfleshdprop]

Goober.

[n1tr0z]

I liked this video lol, too bad your "prison cell" costs a billion dollars a week.

[terrorlord15]

no all in the world do lol not just that one room

[girlwiththeglass]

Jessica,

Arrested Development... the movie.

Have you heard about this?

[ellowww]

Watching a game it slept and.

[vovotuning]

LOL

[goldenlotus]

i cant believe you like freaks and geeks.

you just earned yourself a subscription.

[Pelonetillo]

goobers fucking rocks! it tastes waaaaaaaaaaay better than buying both things separate. i dont know what they do to their pb and j, but it do!

[MeteoritesPlus]

"Get off the cross, we need the wood"

[seanw23]

let's make something clear. the freaks and geeks thing, i find it, very very..... "very" offensive

[virtuosoproductions]

This is lame. Come on Jessica.  Post something with substance. I know you have it in you.

[algebraashley]

omg i love undeclared!

[TeensAreNotChildren]

It appears she put-on "The Freshman Fifteen".

(i.e.gained some fat)

Too much peanut-butter and jelly I suspect.

[Rdp2440]

yup shes getting fat... even in her lastest vid XD

[terrorlord15]

how can you tell? she clearly isnt lol not that i care but dont be slanderous

[BrookerStooker]

hey, Jess,

if you add these to address, you can here the background music in stereo:

&fmt=18

[BrookerStooker]

(your music could become so awesome!)

[xxcvvbbwer]

I LOVE U <33

[FrozenShadow17]

Ew, you like arrested development

[CoheedMars90]

Arrested development is incredible. Godly. Then again, you type "ew"...so...you know...stay away.

[kariyngva]

yeah AD is awesome!

[agent007jr]

Come on. Show us the interesting things. Where do you hide it?

[FarmerGiIes]

hey jess,can you post another video........please,the gaps in between are getting longer a longer,now it can be any old crap just post it.

[AsocialPeoplePerson]

congrats on getting nominated for a ytaward.

[310BPM]

"Bust out" means the same thing.

Oi, Global.

He means break her out. Like jail.

Go somewhere. Run away.

:3

[HeIIsBeIIs]

what does "bust out" mean in the states?

[achigurh]

bust out means exactly that--bust out of prison...jeez some people huh?

[HeIIsBeIIs]

if you're not happy in there jess, just give me the word, i'll gather up some guys and we'll come and bust you out of there in no time,we're standing by ready for the go, just waiting for the signal.

[GlobalGuardian2001]

Please don't disrespect her by saying perverted crap. She is a lady and deserves utmost respect. Thank you.

I am certain she could find someone easily at college IF she wants to get laid. Very easy in fact because she is so beautiful and not to mention very intelligent.

[HeIIsBeIIs]

LOST IN TRANSLATION.

[terrorlord15]

Thats worst than the perverts dont be a Women Worshipper she doesnt deserve more respect than anyone else cause she's a women maybe cause she's funny and Entertaining but not because she's a women.

Lady. Ha dont be pathetic you just want to look better than everyone else here but to me the Omnipotent I see right through it.

It DISGUSTS ME.

Continue with this Ignorance at your peril.

Mortal

[TheReaverOfDarkness]

You're totally correct. But I love Jessica cause she's totally awesome.

[chevellionroswellion]

I had no idea they made peanut butter/jelly in one jar D: That's kind of gross and yet I'm tempted to give it a try LOL

[GlobalGuardian2001]

I have tried Goober Grape myself and didn't like it.

I prefer to use Grape Jam and Peanut Butter separately. Grape Jam is much better than Grape Jelly though.

[dazedandconfusd]

the same thing happened to my laptop when i accidently banged it and caused the opening to be dented. then my brother shoved and disc into it to see wat would happen and now its trapped. if you have a mac, jessica, did u find out how much it costs to repair it? does anyone know?

[bearpaw72]

You've got to be kidding me, sweetie. If you were so lazy, how come you're still hot?

I mean, look at me - I'm almost 36 #&!$@ - when you get my age, laziness will make you feel like you're trying to walk on water after having drank a barrel of rye-whisky.

[AntiChrist67]

You're 36 and lusting after girls half your age?

[bearpaw72]

Um, did I say I was?

[bearpaw72]

Un, did I say I was?

Look, the point is that if Jessica were as lazy as she claims to be, chances are she would be overweight and lethargic.

Take it from me - I can no longer afford to be as lazy as she wants to proclaim herself to be.

I didn't mean to sound like a pig, sorry. It's just that she doesn't appear to have the physical appearance of a lazy person - that's all

[PhilosophyOfAngst]

AntiChrist67: "You're 36 and lusting after girls half your age?"

Even if he is lusting after her--who cares? She's 18, and that makes her fair game.

[dandyrandy691]

I wonder what colour panties you're wearing.

[AntiChrist67]

Keep on wondering 'cause you'll never find out.

[dandyrandy691]

I wonder what colour panties you're wearing.

[R4ndomCrap]

I hope you used the paperclip method to remove your DVD before paying someone else to do it.

[submit2godnow]

paperclip method.....pls explain

[R4ndomCrap]

Generally, all CD/DVD players have a little hole on the outside into which if you insert a paper clip end it will cause the tray to come out in circumstances where the normal ejection method does not work properly.

[xxxcloudedmindxxx]

im just gonna type words that make no sense when put together----------------------­------> the horse fat inside the dog and cat had pig for dinner when hit by car fkk homo sandnigger related to monkeys who knew the old bitch who fkkd a dead pig which then had a rectilebirth then a bunch of rice picking mexicans put the baby in a soft taco and ate him then they all got sars and went to china and that is how sars started and then a fat retarded fuk sukked a big long huge hotdog tell it exploded!

[HeIIsBeIIs]

paperlilies sounds like a londoner,but not a cockney eastender......cor blimey, got any jellied eels,maybe she is from essex? as for kiera knightly i don't know,funny thing is when watching a film/programme say 24, and a british actor pops up it always seems funny hearing their accent even though i am british,american girls sound very sexy to me.

[achigurh]

haha see that's funny because english chicks sound hot to me (and aussie girls). so now i know why you watch jessica so much. lol

 hopefully 24 will start up again. the writers strike is over and Kiefer got out of jail. battlestar galactica season 3 is coming out on dvd in a couple of weeks!

[RozzamaTRON]

HellsBells is a BRUMMIE!!!??? would never have thought that. I shall never be able to read your comments in the same accent. I myself am from Hampshire, but have spent the last half of my life in the westcountry, so I think I have avoided any strong accent either way.

As for keira knightly, she is from south west london, I assume there are not really any strong accents there because she essentially speaks the accepted "proper" english. And she looks & sounds damn fine doing so. (I'm a big fan)

[achigurh]

keira is a babe. too bad she is doing all those chick flicks now..what a waste.

[BrookerTV]

glad you have a new room (cell?), haha

[BrookerTV]

(not Brookers)

[BrookerTV]

TV on top of fridge ?

one of them will explode someday, haha

j/k

[mearbear0]

lol, i havent noticed that untill u mentiond it!

[erikminck]

hi

hi

[HeIIsBeIIs]

i am a brummie ( from birmingham) think ozzy osbourne,why am i admitting this, a cockney is from london.....ere gov'ner i just went up the apple and pears to answer the dog and bone,no porkie pies i could'nt adam and eve it,i daint get there in time,so i went to the kermit the frog to do a tom tit.

[ohhwonn]

ahah no friends. your mothers a whore!!!!!!! ahahahahah

[HeIIsBeIIs]

achigurh....are you talking to yourself? talking to yourself is ok,but when you start answering yourself back,oh its all downhill from then on.

[achigurh]

what kind of accent does paperlilies have? i like that one over say kiera knightly(which one does she have?)

no i wasn't talking to myself at all...at least that's what my doctor says..he is a great doctor and what's cool is that i am staying at the CAMARILLO STATE HOSPITAL. i wish jessica would come and visit.

[achigurh]

achigurh, i hate you and the horse you rode in on.

[HeIIsBeIIs]

so i assume in sweden everyone talks like a robot.

[perceyneb]

That would be an unfair assumption!

What is wrong with the way I talk?

[HeIIsBeIIs]

you probably talk just fine,but dont people in sweden have different accents? and ways of pronunciation and styles of speaking the same language? i am from the UK,it's a small country but damn ten miles down the road its hard to understand what them people are saying,cockneys,geordies,brumm­ies,ha ha ha,heck you want to come over here you would need a universal translater.

[perceyneb]

Yes but this 'like' phenomenon doesn't seem to have a rule-the speaker uses it for some adjectives and not others so this leads me to think that she uses 'like' as a filler as she has trouble expressing herself within the confounds of the accepted language.

[RozzamaTRON]

that's essentially, how it started, stupid americans not being able to express themselves. Then it became an accepted thing, and spread, so that now even intelligent people do it - usually without even realising. Personally, I kicked the habit a few years ago, because it's, like, really annoying, you know like when people say it like, all the time?

pretty much ignore it unless it is actually being used to compare things

[perceyneb]

Due to this inconsistent and unnecessary use of the word 'like',is Angrylttlegirl considered to be stupid or even a little retarded by the academics in your country?

She also appears to not know the meaning of the word 'literally'.

[Renaissanceman4]

Please please please show us your cute pussy. Just one glimpse is all I ask.

[achigurh]

do you think this will work?

[achigurh]

it would have if you hadn't been such a crybaby! how the hell do you live with yourself achigurh?

[achigurh]

just fine thanks bitch! oh and achigurh? jessica never once read any of your shit HAHAHA loser!!

[perceyneb]

Some of you English speakers use the word 'like' in front of various adjectives and sometimes nouns. Now tell me as I am interested in your language...what are the necessary conditions for placing the word like in front of an adjective?

[achigurh]

there isn't any necessary conditions friendo. It is not proper grammer. it started in southern california like a million years ago and has now like spread across the globe.

[achigurh]

grammar* 

isn't or aren't?*

i will never post another comment jessica because i am such a fuctard.

A. Chigurh

[achigurh]

hey achigurh! why do you have to be an ass?

[achigurh]

are you talking to me? who the hell are you achigurh? I'm just saying that I will stop commenting on jessica's videos. I've grown weary and quite frankly I've found somebody else to entertain me and she actually writes back once in a while..

[achigurh]

hello friendo. i won't make it to class monday and tuesday so can you take notes for me? thanks

A. Chigurh (had to fly to L.A.)

[LovennaHanLovesU]

you're so pretty! and you have very good opinions and videos. i'm your fan!

[l008comm]

psssst. hey hows about some more videos since like... you're really pretty and eeeeeeasy on my eyes :-)

[jeffidiyah]

Arrested Development is an awesome show and I automatically have a degree of respect for people who watch it. Freaks and Geeks was my favorite back in the day, but I haven't watched it in ages. Fuck reality TV.

[gunzorro]

Even without the anger, still good. ;)

Maybe smoldering anger. . .

[TakuyaMurata]

This is insane

[GuineapigBat]

XD

you never get old gurl.

your dramatic sarcasm and ironic tones always make your videos worth watching

[cryora]

lol peanut butter an jelly in one jar.... at least you got jelly

[PicturesForMyMom]

you and I suffer from the same --can't speak loud enough because we fear someone else might hear us.

you are awesome.

[charlesbb88]

dont the people on cribs usually clean up before??

[HeIIsBeIIs]

a comment board would be nice.

[BuscuitBox]

jessica....if i may be so bold,could you put a comment board up for us...please, they are rather fun,you hot,hot,hot little thing.

[Spidula]

I wish I was young, attractive and American!

[gheldon]

Don't we all? Luckily I'm all three!

[Spidula]

heheheh. You Bstrd! :)

[gheldon]

lol! =)

[SiberianGinseng]

She's a very softly spoken gurl isn't she.

[SimonCowelI]

if you want to go through to the next round you need to get started.

[SimonCowelI]

i am still waiting for the singing,we dont have all day.

[mclennon1]

you are cool

[SimonCoweII]

OK,so you are jessica from california,aged 18.....what you going to sing for us jess?

[Going2RipIt]

HellsBells is a badass.

[royissick]

yaaawn there was no porn, no hidden obsesion poster for spice girls or backstreet boys, no wierd hobbies laying around... how DO you survive.. : ) later

[MissyFanatics]

collage life = prison cell ?

for a smart girl like you, maybe, lol

[achigurh]

jessica is the 12th cylon! (sorry friendo but i just had to spill the beans)

[iamSherlockHolmes]

one would agree hells bells that lost is a magnificent show as well as galactica,top gear on the other hand......total poppy cock, you would do well to remember that old chap.

[HeIIsBeIIs]

oh and prison break, battlestar galactica and hang i whats this got to do with this video?????????????

[HeIIsBeIIs]

AppleTrailers......Lost is the greatest programme EVER,now i dont say this because i think jess likes the show,(i dont know why i think she likes lost,erm where did that idea come from,)as arrested development=never seen and dont ever plan too,and freeks and geeks=never bloody heard of it? LOST and TOP GEAR.....rule.

[AppleTrailers]

What!?

[AppleTrailers]

What are u studying? Also LOST is back! Also I recommend Zombie Survival Guide, if haven't read it, you should, coz i am too far away and also dont care enough to protect u when the zombies come.

Bye bye.

[ManBearPiglet]

Omg I have a fridge just like that. Eerie. :P

[mikey4561]

How about we go out? =D

[achigurh]

happy valentine's day, friendo!

[CoheedMars90]

Ha, glad to know someone else saw that movie.

[UnderCoverAgentX]

she is damn hot,wow...what a girl

[beporo]

yure so hot

[donnaga9]

Did you abusive by drugs? Jess, you look totally different since we watched "Gullible is not in the Dictionary". Especially, your eyes. Take good care. We're kinda worry about you.

[AppleTrailers]

If u went university.. u'd know. It ain't drugs.

[gheldon]

Everyone does drugs in college...except for me. I'm boring though...and not stupid. You probably don't want to be like me.

[FarmerGiIes]

come on,....she dont want your grain,she likes peanut butter jelly.

[FarmerGilesFriend]

we all love jess.........maybe she will buy my sack of grain?

[HeIIsBeIIs]

come on Creepinterpreter admit it you have a crush on this girl,you may even be infatuated with her,you are always posting,stop pretending you hate her and her fans,you cant keep up the pretence forever.

[whotles]

After watching this video, I finally got the CD out of my computer that's been in there for a week.

[resistanceIsFutiIe]

now i can never work out if shes holding the camera or a friend? i think she has it on the end of a stick.

[resistanceIsFutiIe]

resistance is futile....all here will be assimilated,even the computer,that to can be assimilated, the fridge,it will all be added,all biological and technological appliances will be assimilated...resistance is ( you got it ) FUTILE

[resistanceIsFutiIe]

pay no attention to him jess,we all worry about your computer and hope the dvd is safe,and i believe he does to....deep down

[resistanceIsFutiIe]

our buddy creepinterpreter is back.its been a while.

[achigurh]

hello friendo. if you need to trade in that computer, come on down to the shop. we all love you and will you hook you up!

best wishes

A. Chigurh

Pagan Processors

[CreepInterpreter]

I'm holding a candle lit vigil for Jessica's stuck disc this weekend, and your all invited.

I was gonna do some work for the homeless, aids victims, drug addicts, people dying of starvation and those effected by war/genocide. However I soon realised I had my priorities wrong.

This disc is potentially the biggest tragedy in human history. We can only hope that future technology will stop such things. My thoughts are with Jessica's disc right now and I've informed Amnesty of the situation.

[jiggger666]

just gave this 5stars for what reason i dont know.

[jiggger666]

yeah xtreamist calling someone your and idiot makes no sense,you're an idiot,which he wasnt

[BelovedWhy]

at times you look like jennifer garner. you're cool!

[SiberianGinseng]

The Amazon DVD rental service is better.

[SiberianGinseng]

I should change that to the UK Amazon rental service is better the US one is different it doesn't look as good.

[dechha1981]

Well, since Gullable got featured she's been swamped by Trolls, hatters, and, strangely enough, people who actually watch her videos because they enjoy them. If I was in her position, I wouldn't respond to every single comment either.

[dechha1981]

I've got something similar to Neflicks called Quickflix. They send you DVDS by snail mail which you order through their website.

[achigurh]

laughs..that was the funniest comment ever

jesus h. it would be so easy to... nah it would be like taking candy from a baby. omfg!

[Xtremist82]

and if you some how mess it up you need to shoot yourself in the head because you'd be an idiot.. Hells your and idiot...

[HeIIsBeIIs]

Xtremist82.....thanks for letting me know im a idiot,i thought i was just stupid,but now it seems i have been promoted to the level of idiot,next step....moron, anyway when it comes to computers i know jack shit,what i do know is she has a mac,and i may be wrong but the pin idea wont work....but hey im an idiot.

[RozzamaTRON]

HellsBells is right on this one. Except for some reason you're AND idiot, not an idiot.

Easy mistake to make, assuming that people can use grammar. But they can't

[Xtremist82]

well my apologizes then.. didn't know she had a Mac.. She didn't show it...

[ledicarus]

nice to see you are still out there, looking forward to more words of wisdom from you soon :)

[HeIIsBeIIs]

the computer liked the arrested development dvd so much it just would'nt give it back,these computers,they have a mind of their own,.........hang on,whilst that dvd is stuck in that computer will she be able to edit videos for us?....jess get it down to the repair shop,forget the pin idea,you may break it.

[Xtremist82]

your and idiot... why waste money when you can fix it by pushing the emergency release button on the drive it's self...

[Achilles02161493]

Jessica do you still have a blog?

[Xtremist82]

if you get a pin or wire and put it in the hole on the front of your cdrom/dvd drive it will pop out... there's a little safety button that opens the tray when things like that happen

its behind the casing... When you push it you have to actually grab the drive and pull it out... Hope this helps you...

[bidrisen]

Hey Jessica. Love the new video.

[iamSherlockHolmes]

i kid you not,and who is this fine young specimen of a lady making these brilliant video's?.....i will get watson, we must investigate at once.

[iamSherlockHolmes]

............i am SHERLOCK HOLMES.

[resistanceIsFutiIe]

there has been a change of plan................

[resistanceIsFutiIe]

your kids have been assimilated into the collective,they are with us now,you too will be assimilated as well as hellsbells,achgurh,angrylittle­girl also,no one is safe.........resistance is futile.

[nicolaspane]

I just want my kids back!

[HeIIsBeIIs]

and wherever she is.....the sun always shines,maybe its like that in the states,and i am just used to the grey skies of the uk,where we have showers between rain.

[HeIIsBeIIs]

this is the trouble you reply to someone and it ends up somewhere else,making no sense,or you post a comment,it dont come out,so you re-post,then both turn up together, aahhhhhhh

[achigurh]

hello friendo. if you ever need a new refrigerator, COME SEE US!

sincer-r-r-r-r-r-ely

A. Chigurh

Heathen Hardware

[resistanceIsFutiIe]

Objective = performance.

[MCFRLGR]

jessica lets make babys sweetcheeks

[resistanceIsFutiIe]

vitamins.....food supplement, these will not be needed once in the collective.

[resistanceIsFutiIe]

you will be assimilated with billions of nanobots...you will become one,part of the collective.

[resistanceIsFutiIe]

you will be assimilated into our collectiveness.

[93516]

i got that part. what i was wondering about was whose collectiveness you mean by "our" and HOW exactly you're going to go about assimilating me?