Vote Yes/ No On Kitten Eating!!!

[tamama7000]

"move the stick" -moves controller- it's like the kitten understands you o_o

[KittyzKatterz]

OMFG CUTE KITTENS!

[CanadiAnnie]

They are so CUTE!

[GraberStone]

are those the kittens of your cat?

[Joelsef2898]

Are your kittens names Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner? If not, they should be.

[RealDorsten]

This video contained so much cuteness that my brain exploded into candy

[AbdultheImpailler]

Pookie...if you eat the kitten how will you pet the cat then, I don't think you thought this through very well, you should make a new vid with puppies and say you will eat the puppies and the cat petting will be saved...just saying

[DeathofSpeech]

Three adorable kittehs = one pooka lunchables snack.

One Pooka = Kitteh banquet for a week.

The cuteness adaptation has allowed one of the most efficient predators ever known to infiltrate your home.

The purring lulls the potential victim into a false sense of cuddly warm fuzziness.

...and when you pet them and they lick you, they are testing for ripeness.

Three of them... one of you... they know where you live and you have to sleep sometime.

Just sayin'.

[AngryWomble]

Hmmmm...........we have a funky museum in london......but i have no camcorder and i intend to hide in my vids

[NoNamesLeft0102]

That last kitten almost looks exactly like the one I have when it was a kitten. Only difference is, it managed to kill somebody on Halo. Last time I leave the controller unwatched when standing over the giant hole.

[Tr0llinator]

KITTHES!!!

[rationalwarrior]

Hey what's you PSN name. I'll add you.

[rationalwarrior]

I wish I had seen this earlier but I got your back bud. Everyday this week.

[Roseybaby63]

I've been voting every day. Those kittens are deliciously adorable. Nom nom nom. : )

[SnowWalkerOne]

I am still patiently waiting for you to juggle them.

[iBundangbear]

I vote for kitteh~!

[GodwinsLaw1]

Awwww Pooka your kittens are so cute! ^_^

[GoatOfTheMountains]

"Kittens will be eaten. Yes, this is a good thing."

That's the most profound thing I've ever heard you say, Pooka. lol

[TheTruePooka]

@ScientificStandard This... can be arranged.

[TheLazysquirell]

I'm voting but on the condition if you win the kittens get more camera time they're adorable :D

[TheTruePooka]

@TheLazysquirell I can give them some more 15 minutes of fame. :P

[TheLazysquirell]

@TheTruePooka Then you sir have my vote! :P

[AtheismTV]

Someone's gonna call PETA on you.... I mean, you're a monster, if you're forcing a kitten to play a game rated 14+. ;-)

[TheTruePooka]

@AtheismTV LOL

[ctso74]

Kittens are campers. Figures. I've voting every day. Good luck!

[TheTruePooka]

@ctso74 Thanks. And why are we not surprised? Damned kittens! Get out there into the thick of the action!!!

[THEHARMONIKZ]

Kittens prefer Xbox...You tool.

[TheTruePooka]

@THEHARMONIKZ The kitten fears a battery operated remote!

[OukaKisa]

I LOVE KITTIES =D

[chickinstompin]

eat that pussy

[FarUnlitUnknown]

Refusing to play video games? That kitten doesn't have its cute little fuzzy head screwed on straight!

[CamillaCalamity]

I'd rather see the kittens eating, than you eating the kittens. Give them treats!

[TheTruePooka]

@CamillaCalamity When they are old enough. They are too young to be introduced to the wonderful world of pooping! :D

[MikeTheDevilist]

That grey & white one is fuckin' money! I want!!!!!!

[TheTruePooka]

@MikeTheDevilist Hey - they're going to be adopted out at the appropriate age. ;>

[ristinraccoon]

This adds a complication. Before when you said "pet the cat" it was easy, just locate and pet the cat. But now there are additional cats! How do we choose which cat?

[TheTruePooka]

@ristinraccoon Toss the cats up in the air! Heads, I pet... tails...

[skb0rzn]

When starving, its better to use a shark hook and high test line with kittens near ponds and creeks. While a kitten can be enjoyed for one meal, a GATOR can feed the whole family for a few days. Remember, hook the kitten through the next and toss into shallow water. Deep water drowns them and the gators take longer to find them.

[skb0rzn]

@skb0rzn Just trying to help with survival techniques. Puppies and Kittens are renewable resources.

[TheTruePooka]

@skb0rzn Wise words. Pet the Gator.

[nelliediddle]

OMG that is the funniest thing Pooka & kittens

[shotwench2210]

Awww, the cuteness! 

[ThinkMinding]

lol



[ImmortalMojo]

I voted... now I don't want anything in return... except I might one day ask you a favor. and you will comply

[TheTruePooka]

@ImmortalMojo (Checks under covers for horse's head)

[JonPaulPrime]

Um, no. Joking about eating kittens is not even funny. Blocked, unsubbed, reported to YouTube, PETA, and the American Humane Society. Variablast was right about you.

[ConscientiousMind]

@JonPaulPrime I hope you're kidding. Reporting someone over a joke with no malicious intent, no matter how offensive you find it, is repugnant.

What would be funny is if all the kittens in the world teamed up and ate kneejerk authoritarians like you.

[JonPaulPrime]

@ConscientiousMind lol... yeah. I am.

[theinnerbadger]

@JonPaulPrime "The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact." That's not from this site, but it is VERY appropriate in this case.

[TheTruePooka]

@JonPaulPrime Oh hell, this game IS rated for kittens aged 14+ - I'm screwed.

[gothatfunk]

bionicdance stole my line.

[TheTruePooka]

@gothatfunk She does that. :(

[hiigara1]

Hey Pooka make you a deal. Eat the left and right 1 save the middle 1 and you got my vote *goes clicks vote*. May I suggest a little mustard?? should bring out the flavour ;)

Silly stuff out the way good luck you got mine I do hope you get the prize :)

[TheTruePooka]

@hiigara1 (grabs spicy mustard) "How about...soy sauce???"

[FelidaTheGeek]

Voted and tweeted. :-)

[TheTruePooka]

@FelidaTheGeek Grazie darlin' :)

[ObtuseSage]

That last kitten can just wander into my frying pan!

[Paxmax]

cat herding is only for the circus folks!

[Leonis1989]

You chicken shit.

Eat a lion!

[Paxmax]

@Leonis1989 I had a Lion yesterday... and I also had room for a Kit-Kat chunky!

[SSJ3Mewtwo]

The kitten rage-quit.

[CMO999]

What? Don't eat a kitten! You're crazy!

[OnionTrollsAlliance]

We Trolls eat kittens as appetizers.

[hazingfun]

what did it do that made you guys laugh at the end? =D

[KawaiiKemonomimi]

0:59 "This is what you get for changing channels. I was watching tigers eat stupid people on Animal Planet!"

[TheTruePooka]

@tiberianhorde :P

[debbieomi]

Congrats on making it this far, Pook!!!!

I have voted, shared on Facebook and bookmarked so that, hopefully, I will remember to vote every day.

I'm so excited for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Primz83]

Playing COD?

Shockofgawd loves to play that. You should challenge him ;)

I'm sure he'll make a video about how he killed an atheist, if he gets you.

If you get him instead, I'm sure he'll make a video about how he killed an atheist, too.

[TheTruePooka]

@Primz83 Heh heh, I hear he's a bit of a spoilsport & a sore loser. But I suspect he'd find me easy pickings in the on-line game as I've never played it. I've only done the single player game and I understand it is very different. :)

[Primz83]

@TheTruePooka

"easy pickings"?

Knowing SOG, he probably edited every gaming video of his, to make it look like he's Captain Awesome.

[flammamancer]

They are indeed easy to cook over an open range.

[LiberAnarchy]

KITIES! *brain turns to mush*

[turbovf1s]

you got my vote pooka. but i'm a hungry bastard so all the kitteh's would be bouillon cubes in mah stew! mwhahahaha!

[SiriusMined]

HAHAA Pooka!

I voted to save black kitteh

grey kitteh is screwed

[vardogr]

I need this laugh today. Great video. On my way to vote now.

[AQuietVoice]

Obviously the kitty knows Call of Duty is a boring game.

[phenixwryter]

Cute kitties. Voted for you. The museum vid is one of my faves. : )

[Texemosis]

I think your kittens are Xbox fans.

[OgreVI]

Oh, that gives me a "Tick" flashback.

[BrianJ1962]

lmao - Pooka, you just got a vote - you'z nearly as whacky as me ;-)

[Elenkhos]

this was great

[Nagneto]

I am pro kitten eating.

[theatheistgal]

votes and watched the video again..lol

[TheLummer66]

Are you from Melnak?

[theatheistgal]

OMG KITTIES!!!

[29Ocelot]

MORE KITTEHS and I will vote

[VanessaSills]

Daaaaw. But they're so adorable. So DON'T eat the kittens!

At the very least give one one so I can protect it from the frying pan. lol

Plus that one kitten I think was just confused by the game. The first time I tried to play Call of Duty my eyes where like WTF!? -> o.O

[ReinaValera1865]

IN A STARVATION SITUATION I WOULD EAT ANYTHING...CAT, DOG, MOUSE, WHATEVER

[demonorse]

@ReinaValera1865 Human?

[ReinaValera1865]

@demonorse That's the ultimate tabboo isn't it?? I think most people don't know what they would be willing to do in a life or death dog eat dog situation...Hopefully I will never have to come to that juxtaposition

[GrapplingIgnorance]

Voted.

[gronkar66]

Voted for Pooka. Now give kitten.

[DominicBuchholz]

I want to play Call of Duty with my pet while the pot I'm going to cook it in boils! D:

I never get to do anything fun. :(

[TheLaughingOut]

I voted for eating the grey kitteh!

[shyvr]

i refuse to pet any cat that is actively in your digestive system!

[shrikechan]

Awwwww!!! He's sooooo tiiiiiiiiny!!!

[dangerouslytalented]

if you find this upsetting, eat the cat.

[Yourjonnyonthespot]

Kittens aren't as tasty as puppies

[AtheistAussie]

lol!

[rozeboosje]

Tasty kittehs *drool*

[jebus6kryst]

YEAH! Kitten eating!

[tsimon1234]

WHAT!!! PLAYSTATION!!!! POOKA HOW COULD YOU!!!??? D:

[8DX]

Send me your kitten. Then send me where I'm supposed vote.

[Hannsfeld]

Kittteh no play. Kitteh can haz napz.

[6stringbadger]

You can't depend on cats to obey. Never trust a pet that can't attack a burglar or pull a sled.

[pakratmak]

The youth have no patriotism.

[smaakjeks]

Kitteh rage quit the game.

[RadarKat73080]

Kitten eating?!?  You bastard!

[stealthbadger]

YAY KITTEHS

No eating kittens, though.

[Ilamarea]

Eat kitties before they eat us!!

[macnutz]

What's wrong with traditional baby eating? You just want to be different. What kind of Atheist are you, eating kittens when babies are so plentiful?

[MrUnscientific]

Get your wife to eat the kitten instead, then invite a local media to post the video of the half consumed feline to Cat protective services.

Cat protective services attack a museum and bar in retaliation, your hands are clean... god bless the 1st amendment.

[mewtree]

kitten curry has a nice ring to it



[TearsOfWar1]

I like ferrets better than kittens, but they are both really cute.

[BionicDance]

I like eating pussy.

[8DX]

@BionicDance quote fail. Women aren't that easy ... if they are for you then.. still comment fail.. You live in Greenland.

[BionicDance]

@8DX Um...the Greek isle of Lesbos, actually; I'm a lesbian. :D

[8DX]

@BionicDance Some people have a week made of fridays, for us monday.. to drunkday-folk.

[BrianJ1962]

@BionicDance rofl - me too ;-)

[YurNotSpecial]

@BionicDance Can I watch? :P

[offroadjohnny]

Dang you my one weakness kittens!

[YesIamJames]

I recommend:

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Anyway I'm voting for you

[NekuraCa]

Voted. Mostly for playing CoD with the kitteh ^_^

[TrillianAlice]

Oh I love those kittens, this video makes me want to go get two. They are so precious.  Do you take in kittens or did your cat have kittens. Okay I will calm down but those kitties are so cute. I have no idea what you were saying in that video. something about voting for you. :)

Sure thing I will vote every day this week. Good Luck

[StanMarsh1]

That cat is such a n00b lolz.

[FHomeBrew]

Voted, please proceed to eat the kittehs :-)

[lowcomedy]

The kittens are already plotting their revenge, it will be swift and terrible.

[mrx0066600]

that cat rage quit.

[TheTruePooka]

@mrx0066600 He rage quit and ran face first into the camera stand. We lol'd. :D

[bdf2718]

You know nothing about cats.

You should have told her not to move the stick and tried to prevent her getting near it. Then she'd have moved the stick.

[TheTruePooka]

@bdf2718 But then we get into an endless loop of cat-reverse-psychology. It ends with me frustrated and the cat still doing nothing. :(

[enlightendbel]

@TheTruePooka Actually, I thought he was talking about girls there XD

[cosmos11]

I voted. Please don't eat the kittens!

[LAnonHubbard]

Very cute! (I'm talking about the kittens lest there be confusion!).

[rgman66]

Never underestimate the power of kittens to influence the masses, even though their game play leaves much to be desired.

...1 more vote for you sir.

[TheTruePooka]

@rgman66 Thanks mate. And I suspect the kitten was in the wrong element. Next time I'll make him the heavy infantry guy.

[prodigyat9]

Even kittens give you no respect.

[TheTruePooka]

@prodigyat9 *shakes fist at prodigyat79*

[Sarahon06]

That was clever. I wasn't going to vote for you but then you promised to eat that kitten.

[TheTruePooka]

@Sarahon06 It is always best to see both sides of a situation!

[SnowWalkerPrime]

Juggle them!!!

[TheTruePooka]

@SnowWalkerPrime LOL - Images of "The Jerk" with Steve Martin & Father Guido Sarduchi pop into my mind. :D

[JackofOneTrade567]

PLZ W/E U DO, JUST SPARE THE KITTENS =[[[

[TheTruePooka]

@JackofOneTrade567 Spare... ribs...?

mmmmm

[abbynormal0ne]

That kitten is such a newb at games.....shocking.

[TheTruePooka]

@abbynormal0ne I know!!! If we do tourney I will have to FF him by *accident*

[lordwindowlicker]

Favorite'd, because DAMN he's cute. 

Also, the kitten ain't bad, either. :D :D :D

[TheTruePooka]

@lordwindowlicker Awww shucks :P

[birdfeeder512]

awwww those kittens are sooo cute, i would eat them up too!

[brunettenet]

i voted yes just because i wanted to see some kitten getting eated

ohhh, wait .....

[evensgrey]

Now, how did you manage to get TWO kittens that look just like one of mine when she was a kitten?

[TheTruePooka]

@evensgrey I suspect a plot. They do that.

[TheOtherSide100]

Oh yea, and you have my votes.

[Orygyn]

If you find these words upsetting, EAT THE CAT!

[TheTruePooka]

@Orygyn In case of nom's emergency cook the fuzzy at a low temperature.

[TheOtherSide100]

All cats are lazy. They have earned their place as the stringy, gamey main course :)

(I have 3 cats, which makes me a crazy cat lady, and I'm a dude.)

[TheTruePooka]

@TheOtherSide100 Now did you seek them out or did they just force themselves into your life? :D

[TheOtherSide100]

@TheTruePooka I sought them out. One from a co-worker, one from the MySpace forums, and one from CraigsList.

[adolthitler]

Yes feed the kittens.

[kittehprimo]

I vote yes

[practicalmagic9]

i will vote for you if you GIVE me the kittens...how bout that?thumbs UP for the cutie kittens, my pooka friend!

[TheTruePooka]

@practicalmagic9 (Tapes kitten to radio controlled airplane) "Umm... North, South, East or West?

[practicalmagic9]

@TheTruePooka :)

[Vehementi]

Aww! They're so amazingly cute! :p

[tattooskin72]

omg all the kittie cuteness :) you will turn me into a cat person and that's a bad thing!

[TheTruePooka]

@tattooskin72 OMFG they are fuzzy and have a poor sense of balance which = LOL!!!

[Roseybaby63]

Okay, I voted. Let's nibble on those oh so adorable kittens.

[TheTruePooka]

@Roseybaby63 *nom* *nibble* *nom*

[TheCopaceticMan]

EAT ALL OF THE KITTEHS (P.S. Kittehs are awesome!)

[LogicalThinker667]

so damn cute

[fruitikay]

awwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeee kitttehs!