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  • this what hate about most (not all) Atheists. They always have to remind people that their Atheist like it'll make them feel better or something. Here's thing. Shut the fuck up! Nobody cares if you don't believe in God. Well I got that off my chest

  • "Well my girlfriends a dumbass, guess I better lock her in the car!" CHRISTIANITY!

  • But whatever makes them happy, you know? They don't have to do LP's or retsupurae videos. Just keep that in mind.

  • I love how people are reacting to this. For those of you who don't know Proteus, he does shit like that all the time, saying he randomly hates things. He openly admitted during the Tomb Raider LP that he does shit like this all the time. At one point he randomly blurted out about hating Penn Jillette because he used to think Penn was cool when he was younger but now he is an asshole. I personally don't find things like that funny, because it is just kind of out of place and unnecessary.

  • Guys, calm your shit. Annoying people are annoying, no matter what they believe in. Neither side has a monopoly on being obnoxious little fucktards.

  • @ignatz2000 he started this shit with me, I'm aware that responding to him and continuing this fight is obnoxious but if he wants to think he is acting different, he is sadly mistaken.

  • (-b ± √(b²-4ac))/(2a) = fishing pole

    

  • I would rather be a butthurt atheist then someone who uses the word 'butthurt'.

  • @sagbag Clever.

  • I agree, that aesthetic comment was bullshit. Religious commentary in this game? Um, no.

  • ...I beat the game without a walkthrough...

  • @markaged You have the most creative mind in the world.

  • Arrow + Cat + Let's Play + Short Bus = Youtube

  • A "God bless you" note and an Icthyus on the back of his car. Religious references = 2. Apparently that's being "shot full of religious crap".

  • To all the people complaining about "butthurt atheists":

    If Proteus had said he hated Christians and Christians were complaining about that in the comments section, would your reaction to them be the same as it is to those currently complaining about his atheist comment?

    Thought not. You'd all be 100% on the Christians side.

  • @Averagegamer100 I wouldn't mind it. So he has a different opinion then me. Instead of staying on this video aguing about nothing I would go on with my life and not care that one person thinks that I'm stuipid. I've been called stuipid by atheists becasue I was Christain on mutilply ocations but you don't see me defending my self on the internet. If it was real life I would not not here.

  • Coffee mug + dead rat + dog food + radio = space shuttle.

  • lol so many stupidly hypocritical butthurt atheists swarming around this video. Just shove a plug up your ass and take the joke. Because I know you're doing your best to make other people's lives miserable across the internet. But I'm sure you all take comfort in that.

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  • @Antifides

    The butt hurt is still there. That is all that matters.

  • What is God doing in my shit-scat anime games?

  • Guys, don't pick on Proteus, the guy's already got a complex about not being as funny as the others in the first place.

  • I love these comments

    Making fun of gays= funny

    Making fun of special need people= funny

    making funny of GODlimationas= funny

    making fun of atheists= butthurt

    That's youtube for you

  • @ragrappy00 Well atheists are very sensitive, which is why they have decided to loudly announce a controversial position on a debate that will never end.

  • @ragrappy00 Making fun of atheists? He didn't. He just said "I hate atheists." Oh ho ho, I see what you did there... No, he didn't do anything there.

    That person isn't representative of atheists either, his comment didn't make any sense.

    And no, it isn't okay to make fun of gays or special needs people.

  • @Antifides Dude both proteus and Slowbeef laughed after he said that. Who gives a fuck anyway? Just injoy the video and the jokes in the comments. Also who is "that person"?

  • @ragrappy00 The atheist who prompted the comment, "I hate atheists," is not representative of atheists. I'm an atheist and I think his complaint was retarded. He can't draw a comparison between a theist putting God in their work and an atheist putting anti-God stuff in theirs.  Any comparison would be to an atheist leaving God out... which doesn't really make his point.

  • @Antifides You're way to uptight for the internet let alone retsupurae I mean fuck dude clam down someone on the internet said he hated a group of people because of how obnoxious they were and I can agree with him. Also I...... can..... s.....*Falls a sleep because of how boring you are*

  • @ragrappy00 people tend to laugh at the expense of other people but when it is them who are in that same situation it isn't funny at all. Although when making fun of atheists you better have something funny to say because sometimes the jokes against certain people are completely idiotic. For example, some creationists make the joke that atheists believe that the universe was created from nothing and the problem with this joke is that it isn't true so it is making fun of a lie.

  • @AkumaADemoncus

    Atheists are some of the most irritating people on the internet, deal with it.

    They're up there with weeaboos, bronies, furries, stormfront users and the like. I've never seen a thread derailed and ruined by Creationists. Can't say the same for atheists. In fact, if a thread has even slight religious connotations, it's under serious threat of getting derailed.

  • @pgt1027 comparing atheists to weeaboos and bronies?

    "In fact, if a thread has even slight religious connotations, it's under serious threat of getting derailed."

    Precisely, it will be derailed by not only atheists but the religious as well.

    "I've never seen a thread derailed and ruined by Creationists"

    Mind showing me a video in which it slightly talked about religion and then show me the first comment that talked about it to determine whether or not it was an atheist?

  • @AkumaADemoncus

    Actually, no, I have NEVER seen a thread derailed by religious people. By atheists? All the goddamn time.

    I said THREADS, not videos, but there are still examples of atheist harassing religious videos. Take AR4PQ30VkBk for instance. Look at the earlier comments. It's a video about a girl singing The Lord's Prayer to her own little tune. Atheists start harassing the video makers with accusations of brainwashing.

  • @pgt1027 Ikr I was watching this video once and in it this women said "There was an angle on our shoulder that night" that's just a saying no harm in that. But man an atheist got so mad because she said that.

  • @pgt1027 That isn't derailment in subject at all, if the video is explicitly about something religious how is the comments being derailed? If you're going to use that then there are plenty of examples of atheist videos in which the religious would be "derailing" the subject. Like I said before, it isn't just the atheists who do it.

  • @pgt1027

    Uhh, people who do that have some serious issues.

  • @ragrappy00 I love you.

  • @ragrappy00

    Religious Argument in a nutshell,

    your the best :D

  • so true. I once made a comment that said "Isn't Atheism a religion?" Everyone got pissed.

  • The banana knife rope fishing rod is an athiest.

  • So why did that guy in the beginning even attack her? Is that just... not explained?

    I guess I'm giving the game makers too much credit.

  • @anphorus It's all explained in the third game! Kind of...

  • what am i supposed to say to in Athiest when he/she snizes? xP

  • @gameboycolor47

    That depends, what the hell is a snize?

  • @TheSchizoKing sneeze wow musta been midnight when i wrote that xD

  • I find it bitterly ironic that some athiests can dish it out but not take it - thus prooving that atheism is just another fucking religion. Bravo *slow hand clap*

  • @Whatupwidat Except it's not. If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

  • @uiruu I would agree, but I don't see people who don't collect stamps gathering together in groups uniting them under a banner of not collecting stamps and attempting to proove how stupid people who collect stamps are.

  • @Whatupwidat Atheism has never been considered a unified group. There are groups of atheists, but atheism itself is hardly a label. We have one shared belief (or disbelief)... and that's it. Catholics have much in common, Hindus, Shintoists, Muslims, et cetera have much in common with each other, unlike Atheists. However, I don't really want to start a huge debate, fellow Retsupurae fan.

  • @uiruu Indeed, I don't want to start a debate either - but I would add that ideas like "all Catholics have a lot in common" or "all Muslims have a lot in common" is kind of sweeping...Irish Catholics are about as different from French Catholics as Irish and French athiests - and also if all Muslims were alike then they wouldn't have been killing each other for hundreds of years.

    It's humanity that's fucked up, but like you say Retsupurae at least makes it bareable :D

  • @Whatupwidat Maybe that wasn't the best way to phrase it lol. I mean their belief systems are largely the same. Yeah they go about it in different ways much of the time, but all Catholics, all of them, believe in Jesus. All believe in the Christian God. Things like that, you know? Fundamental beliefs. Atheism doesn't really have any fundamental beliefs except for the basic definition of atheism.

    Your last sentence should be the motto of Retsupurae, by the way.

  • 2:38 "Atheist don't spend every couple of minutes referring to the lack of God..." *looks at comment section* *head-desks* It's been over 2 years...

  • it's really sad that people took the "i hate atheists" comment seriously. like fuck can't you people just take a joke sometimes? based on the way proteus acts, i highly doubt he's even a religious person (i could be wrong). he was probably just talking about the bitchy atheists, anyways. n o need to argue over something someone said in a COMEDY video where they MAKE FUN OF THINGS. hell, he probably even said it JUST so people would flip their shit because most retsu fans are retarded.

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  • I'm honestly surprised they didn't go over the author's response "...well your a poo poo head! your head is made of poo poo!!". Seems like a missed opportunity to me.

  • People arguing about religion in the comments of a great RP? Oh, YouTube, never change ... :allears:

  • "I hate atheists, they are the worst, they are SO obnoxious."

    I agree completely.

    Spoiler: I'm an atheist, and this isn't an ironic comment.

  • @paranoidude You know how "athiest" is the label for someone who doesn't believe any gods exist?

    I wish there was a label for someone who doesn't want to believe athiests exist.

  • @TheToast7 There is, it's called a republican.

    DOHOHOHOHOHO!

  • @TheToast7 How so? By not wanting to believe that atheists exist, you wouldn't really be taking a noteworthy belief, It just sounds like wishful thinking.

    If you actually meant not believing that atheists exist, there is one label. "Wrong"

  • @uthertheking Well, see, the thing is, I wasn't actually serious. It was a hilarious joke and you were too smart to get it. Anyway no offence to atheists or non-atheists or whatever, I was just trying to say some sort of amusing wordplay, like our good pal Diabetus is always doing.

  • @TheToast7 Guess I didn't see where the arguments ended. Sorry about that.

  • @uthertheking No, I'm sorry. I was a little rude in the way I revealed it to be a joke. The important thing is that my joke generated a thousand laughs and many new friendships were spawned. Spawned, like how Trapped was spawned.

  • This video was hilarious, then I looked at the comments. Youtube is not the place for debating. Its a place for enjoying videos. Dont waste our time by debating about proteus' comments in the video. If he has a problem, then he has a problem. No reason to fucking debate it.

  • "pathetic?! well.. well... well your a poo poo head! your head is made of poo poo!"

    That is seriously the author's response to the last comment.

  • Hopefully this will ease things down (the transcribed audio for Proteus' statement):

    "Worship crypto document to use here, but first a personal obnoxious then"

    Google doesn't see a problem, why should you?

  • One comment to the atheist Proteus talked about.

    IT'S MADE BY GODLIMATIONS, THE FUCK WERE YOU EXPECTING?!

  • So before you get all insulted and stuff, you should remember that what you just heard is called "hyperbole": a narrative device that people sometimes use to get a point across. He wasn't referring to YOU.

    (Unless of course you ARE that kind of atheist who feels the need to get into "debates" everywhere. And if you think you aren't, count how many religious "debates" you've had in the last year. That number will tell you.)

  • I'm sorry all you offended atheists below, but I think we all know what kind of atheist he's referring to. His statement, "I can't finish this review. We all know where it went," says it all.

    The kind of atheist that can't let any mention of religion pass by without launching into a huge, self-important rant against the stupidity of religion and blasting the stupid people that follow it. "Obnoxious" is the perfect word to describe these people.

  • @ThaMahstah That's what you would call an anti-theist, actually. Atheists simply pay no mind at all.

  • I like how the review that told the author what a stupid idea it is to combine a rope, a banana and the knife got a response. Calling him a "Poo poo head." SURE TOLD HIM THERE, GODLIMATIONS, YOU MADE HIM SHUT HIS MOUTH ALRIGHT.

  • Just to let you all know, you're complaining about a comment defending Atheism on a let's play video. I should also add that some of you can't even tell the difference between making jokes and making a outright statement, Proteus doing the latter in regards to atheism. Don't get me wrong, I wasn't offended by his comment, I just you're all retarded for overreacting to julians comment and will most likely reinforce my point with your replies (if any).

  • @rgmztxy Also, the guy who complained about religion being used a flash game made by GODlimations is stupid as well.

  • How the hell did they miss the author response on the last review?!

  • Damn, there is a lot of salt in this comments section what is this the SSoHPKC RP comment section. I mean can we not agree there are people who like to rant and rave about their beliefs on both sides. I'm sure we can name a Christian and an atheist who does it.

  • So wait, everyone was OK with them making fun of religion, making Jesus jokes left and right, but ONE comment about atheist being obnoxious, and the comment section spams out with people freaking out, thus proving that comment true?

  • @SonG0ku Why are youdefending athiests, it's not like a big cause get over it.

  • @SonG0ku Wow, calm the fuck down you woman.

  • Holy shit, will you faggots just shut the fuck up?

  • @SonG0ku Bro, U Mad?

  • @SonG0ku U mad bro?

  • @SonG0ku Daw did I hurt your lickle feelings? Do you need to be changed? Maybe burped? Because I'm an atheist too but I'm not a massive fucking baby about it. I don't give two fucks if he WAS serious, you know why, because I'm happy enough with my life not to care when somebody mocks me.

  • @SonG0ku No I think it's fairly safe to say you're a hypocrite. And you're clearly butthurt because you can't take it when people mock things that you care about. Take it like a man and stop acting like a little bitch.

  • @SonG0ku Well then you can never laugh at anyone elses expense ever again or else you're a hypocrite.

    Good thing you're only a casual viewer of retsupurae because you'll never be able to enjoy another one.

  • You know they have a point. Most atheists on the Internet who keep referring to god are just looking to piss people off. They are partially the reason we are hated by many.

  • @SonG0ku Oh get over yourself, if he'd said the exact same thing about religious people you'd have laughed.

    And you know what there are a hell of a lot of obnoxious atheists on the internet, just like there are a hell of a lot of obnoxious christians, muslims, liberals, conservatives etc. The comments on this very video seem to be FULL of obnoxious atheists.

  • @SonG0ku Yet the ultimate connection to the entire ideology. 

  • Thats irrelevant. 

  • your calling atheists obnoxious is obnoxious

  • lulz religious arguments.

    I'm an atheist. I think I should be able to explain I'm an atheist. I think Christians can talk about being Christian. Pagans can talk about being Christian.

    Also, hilarious videos. :D

  • @Demonwulf Or being pagan. Wow, I feel stupid. Herp a derp derp.

    I need to go fish with bananas now.

  • And the butthurt going on is guilt it knowing it's true.

  • Yeah atheist do. Fucking bash a

  • @Mcsnugg1es No irony at all. He never addressed a religious group, just generalized the overall obnoxious, stuck-up, self-righteous attitude of atheists, particularly the ones who like the rant on and PREACH about their own beliefs. If you're looking for irony, look at an atheist.

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  • 15 people are banana-rope-pocketknife fishing rods.

  • @lobsopdoy HAAHAHAHAH HILARIOUS FUCKING COMMENT MAN HAHAHAH THUMBS UP

    Fuck off.

  • he didnt say "I hate atheists" he said "aw fuck it a hate atheist they are so obnoxious". and im with him on that, i find hate athesits annoying and im an atheist. Just because you dont believe it God doesnt mean you have to rant about it all the fucking time

  • @KantorekBaumerB14 but seeing as how it was a response to a game with religious subtext, i don't think it was that unrelated.

    Besides, he cuts is off, so for all we know, that was the end of that.

  • @0HLAWD i dont get your point?

  • @KantorekBaumerB14 Yeah, like the game just had Christianity symbols pointlessly placed around the game but they weren't making any points about religion or whatever. It was just stupid. I don't know why he would take it seriously enough to say that. But thanks because that cleared it up. I was confused why he would have said that after making fun of the religious stuff, but even if you were religious and moderately intelligent, you'd probably find that silly.

  • @KedViper yeah i mean it works vice versa, christians dont need to rant and rave about God and try to covernt people (that goes for all religions should be like that in my opinion) and atheists dont need to go on about the non-existance of God, we can live together, the two belief systems dont have to be mutually exclusive. also yes the overtly christian imagery was fucking stupid and added nothing to the game

  • @KedViper yeah i mean it works vice versa, christians dont need to rant and rave about God and try to covernt people (that goes for all religions should be like that in my opinion) and atheists dont need to go on about the non-existance of God, we can live together, the two belief systems dont have to be mutually exclusive. also yes the overtly christian imagery was fucking stupid and added nothing to the game

  • @KantorekBaumerB14

    He does have a good point :)

  • @TheAbridgedGamer who? sorry i am easily confused

  • @KantorekBaumerB14

    Your opinion mostly, i liked the statment very much :)

    i have seen lots of hate against religion.

    In a way i understand some of it.

    but in a way they can overeact it a tad bit,

    and i don't mind arguments at all,

    But they are so serious about it.

    Ruining the fun of a discussing with all this ranting and hating.

    Makes me just wanna get a bowl of popcorn and just watch a movie instead :P

    Much more better idea :D

  • @TheAbridgedGamer yeah clashing ideologies over and over helps no one, you only get one life might as well enjoy it and not waste it arguing over something we can never no for sure anyway.

  • @KantorekBaumerB14

    Yes, but you also don't have to proclaim your hatred for someone just because their beliefs are different.

  • @JackKlompus13 but he didnt do that he claimded hatred of hate atheists, atheists who go out of their way to "hate on" people with other religios views

  • @KantorekBaumerB14

    I've never even heard the term "hate atheists." Honestly, it just sounds like he says that he "hates atheists," which really bothers me. I'm not irritated by him being religious, but when he directly declares hatred for atheism, I get annoyed. Why couldn't he just have ignored it and not been rude? I want to like these guys. They're hilarious, admittedly. But this prejudice bothers me.

  • @JackKlompus13 but he didsnt say that at all so there is no issue here.

  • @KantorekBaumerB14

    Yes, he did!

  • @JackKlompus13 no he fucking didn't he said fuck it a hate atheist, are you deaf?

  • @KantorekBaumerB14

    No, are you? Your profile picture is of some weird old dude, so you're probably deafer than I am. XD

  • @JackKlompus13 that weird old dude is kantorek,off all quiet on the western front frame you petulant cretin, and ni im not death thats why i can hear the difference between "a hate atheists" and "I hate atheists". you dig, broheim?

  • @KantorekBaumerB14

    Heh heh heh, you made me laugh. You're a funny guy. Weird language. Weird attitude. I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach-around!

  • @JackKlompus13 i'd give them a reach around but only if they blew me broschwitz

  • @KantorekBaumerB14

    You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your throat!

  • @JackKlompus13 you odious retch fuck right off with your vulgar vocabulary before i skull fuck you through your eye with a steel dildo.

  • @KantorekBaumerB14

    If you want to suck a dick then go call some faggot. Don't call me, because I'm a man!

  • @JackKlompus13 homosexual are still men you mentally deficient cunt

  • @KantorekBaumerB14

    Were you about to call me an asshole?

  • @JackKlompus13 no, you got assholes on the mind there? bit of a freudian slip right there brofag

  • @KantorekBaumerB14

    You know, I think in all fairness I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance, tomorrow I'll wake up nice and early, take a walk down to the bank, come in there and see you, and if you don't have my fucking money for me I'll crack your head wide open in front of everyone in the bank.

  • @JackKlompus13 let me explain something to you, you are fucking duluded and if you even tried to crack my skull, i would ram my fist through your teeth andso far down your throat you'll be shitting teeth and tasting my hand for a fucking month.

  • @KantorekBaumerB14

    Get this through your head, you Jew motherfucker you, you only exist out here because of me! I'm what counts out here, not your fucking country clubs or your fucking TV shows!

  • @JackKlompus13 look you antisemetic fuck knuckle, i'm on a different level of existance to you, im an fucking advanced form alien life, you my ignorant friend are a single celled shit eating organism.

  • @KantorekBaumerB14

    What is your major malfunction, numbnut? Didn't mommy and daddy give you enough attention when you were a child?

  • @JackKlompus13 It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.

  • @KantorekBaumerB14

    Finally you're beginning to retaliate with the FULL METAL JACKET quotes! Kantorek, were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece of shit, or did you have to work on it?

  • @JackKlompus13 how tall are you buddy?

  • @KantorekBaumerB14

    Sir, five-foot-nine, sir!

  • @JackKlompus13 Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high!

  • @KantorekBaumerB14

    Hahahahaha, great movie! XD

  • @JackKlompus13 the fucking best

  • @KantorekBaumerB14

    Agreed.

  • "This game gave me tuberculosis."  10/10

  • Wtf the author's response to the last comment

  • Retsupurae, where people come to talk about their religious beliefs in fine detail.

  • At least the dude was apparently embarassed for making a blanket insult at atheists at the worst occasion. Those other dudes immediately stopped laughing with him, too.

  • Hahaha slowbeef almost said "w-t-f" but caught himself~

  • Bizarro Newgrounds is where all of the good flash games are.

  • 0EndlessNameless0, we salute you.

  • lol these kind of games shouldnt exist, they make alll of us christians look like people desperate for an extra buck in the offering plate.

  • … I have to admit that "How could I forget my Banana?" /was/ actually kinda funny, in a sort of depressing "why would anyone say that" sort of way.

  • To everyone who noticed that they skipped the author's response, notice that they still included it in the video, so I assume they either missed it or there wasn't a point in the conversation to talk about it. They still screencapped it though, for our viewing pleasure.

  • @TheToast7 I think it's more an idea of "what the hell can you possibly say to a statement that stupid?"

  • "go suck dik

    10/10"

  • Is the chick MacGyver's daughter or something?

  • atheists dont constantly talk about the nonexistence of god?

    what the fuck kinda reverse world are you living?

  • You didn't read the Artur's response. XD

  • I love Proteus no homo

  • So fake. This is how you get out of the car. Screwdriver with Lightbulb= lightwand. Use light wand to start car. Throw banana, flip car. Use Teddy Bear to cushion head as force pulls locks down, opening door. Use birthday card on handle to not get your hands dirty. Leave car.

  • @DarPower1 its like being slapped in the face with political shit for no reason. Gets annoying. It would suck to play a game and its all like "Republicans are so baddass!" through the game, and it looks at the screen and tells you why you suck for being too DEMONCRAT. Its just bad writing, man. Cmon now....

  • @grendelee Okay but im a liberal but yeah i do get what your saying

  • @DarPower1 And I get what YOURE saying. Glad we can be at peace.

  • Newgrounds users find this to be a USELESS review

  • Lol I'm not even scrolling down to hit the religious stuff. I'm a Christian... but this game sucks. Ok, I'll give the guy credit, at least the voices weren't completely annoying.

    You know you're dealing with a shady business when you can get a blowtorch for a sewer fish. You just poisoned his freaking cat with who knows what but he'll give you that blowtorch on the off chance you can use it.

  • "I hate Atheists"

    "They are the worst"

    "They are so obnoxious"

    Call me sensitive, but he should be more careful with comments like those

  • @mandrilltiger

    Thanks for the reply, but I don't see the point

    I can't tell if he was being serious, if he wasn't then there's no point in arguing and he should just be more careful

    If he was then it's his belief and I can respect that, as much as I disagree with it, it's not my place or the place of any atheist to try to make him change his mind

  • @Mooklette

    I'm just sayibg he should be careful

    There are atheists on here that are far less dismisive of this than I am

  • @julian8456

    Oh comeon, anyone who gets all pissed about religious beliefs (or lack thereof) is obnoxious

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