[11/23] Pooped ...ew, that sounds gross.

[tjb62]

....you are absolutely sexy

[emokid1919]

FTW = for the win.

[TheJasonHo]

......pooping? ..... **shivers* that'sssss grooooosss blech bleeeech

[crispeatree]

5AG Mondays are FTW!! :) <3

[andgiemonkey]

@crispeatree Whats FTW? feel free to call me anoob but i'd like to know what it is. =)

[akmediascope]

MY house gets messy too, when I work hard. I don't like that! I must change it!

[Toxickandyland]

Tell Joe he needs to sing A Wish frum his ep next week!!! i reeally lyk it and im poor so i cant buy the whole song on amazon and i want to hear the rest of it because its my favorite so far! thanks so much u guys are my idles!!!!

-Bekka

[Jc2theW]

wow you just confirmed how absolutely horrible reality tv is with all these control issues. No plaid? Cause it's "distracting"? For fuck's sake...

Wow sounds like a great job bending over backwards for someone else and "dumbing" down audiences. Be part of the collective much? Not my kind of job thank you. I like to be creative not controlling.

And just out of curiousity--but do you wear lipstick? I keep looking at your lips...

[HartzProductions]

i don't wear lipstick

[Jc2theW]

well then you have very nice lips. lol

[musiclover1342]

wtf???! pooping videos? D:

[3vil1]

That is why you should not wear obvious labels.

Unless the company is paying you.

ps - nice burn on Tyler.

[Mycenaea]

haha, love the "Lady Gaga look"!

[ABlogAboutThings]

Um, I love that you have an effing Ty-Ku hat. We have a bottle of that at work that we keep attempting to drink but we're too afraid, haha!

[HartzProductions]

Patrick: haha, I got that hat from when I worked on The Real World, Chet gave it to me. Let me know what it tastes like!

[Anomaly1618]

Hey Michael, what's the name of the song that you used in this video? I really like it!

BTW was that guy joking or was he serious!? I can't even begin to fathom why ANYONE would want to pay someone to see them poop.

[HartzProductions]

Anomaly: The song in the background is a song that I'm working on! :-) i haven't named it yet.

[DattuWarptera]

So what do you actually do for the shows? Are you like a personal assistant?

[uicmarie]

wants to touch you *_*

soooo cute!!

[yescandles]

P 4 P....so, we have come to this.

[point5past]

no plaid on tv?! well, boo. guess we'll never have a reality tv show set in Seattle.

[XDdamnxrandomXD]

lol "you don't have to be a good singer to write music. don't get me wrong, i love britney"

[ShyGuy19898]

Errr she is a good singer...........

[XDdamnxrandomXD]

i'm not the one who said it

[ShyGuy19898]

so? it was a quote of someone elses comment posted in speech marks...under your name...the quote being what i replied to...whats that got to do with my reply?

[XDdamnxrandomXD]

why reply to me? i'm simply expressing that i thought the quote was funny because she's not a terrible singer. not that she's an amazing one either.

[griffybabyyyy]

Your eyes are so pretty in this video for some reason! LMAO

pooping?! for pay? +o( that's vile! LMAO

i'm currently at college doing a course in media, so wanting to get into tv and film, how did you make your first move into it, like what was your first job? it might help me for my own work :)

<3

[npena1]

personal pooping videos for pay -- such a pleasant poetic sound

[Leahu2kufu]

i love the backround music you put to all your videos =)

[HartzProductions]

leah: I made the song I used this the background of this video :-)

[AstralGrounded]

Michael, why doesn't 5AG comment directly?

[HartzProductions]

astral: comment directly to what?

[tracy8635]

i think they're asking why you guys come on and comment from your personal pages instead of just commenting from the 5ag page.

[AstralGrounded]

It seemed that 5AG didn't comment directly to a comment, bc you're using your personal channel to comment, but I just saw a few comments where you guys used the 5AG account to respond to a viewer here, so now my question is answered, lol. You can ignore me, haha. :)

[TheSalmonShoes]

i've seen Bridezilla's, so hilarious. xD

[Rockismylove]

i totaly agree with u about the stevie/gaga thing hahaha .. eww that msg just eww o.o

[ChannelRichard]

Pooping for pay... ...LMAO. TOO much, oh mah jeebus.

<3

[MariusInMD]

Yeah gaffers tape! ;-)

[DiagoFrancis101]

muah ma ma muah XD

[sungwy92]

OH MY GAY.

HAHAHA

what the fuck is that pooping message??

Gay version of 2 girls 1 cup?

[musicalmist]

Thanks for the info on reality tv. I didn't know it was so particular.

[yogangel7]

That buzzing you were talking about (like wearing checks) a pattern that will make a weird looking reaction on camera is called "strobing"

[Haydennn69]

WOW you work at reality shows! :D

[CoDee2U]

how did evil dick get away with wearing suicidal tendancies on Big Brother?

[00Sylliboy]

That shirt thing is so ridiculous! Ugh. It annoys me so much. lol.

[qunder12]

i didnt know u worked on a reality show sounds interesting

[smurfit24]

kewl :)

[1carmela]

SO Funny! i was sitting in my PublicRelations class today and we were going over logos in PSA's and advertismentand how they have to cover logos because you have to pay for those logos. and last week we went over what you should and shouldnt wear on television and interviews... like no black shirts but wear white because it gives a glowing look to your face... and solid colors because its too distracting if there are patterns or anything like that....

wow that was totally ranting...

[imike1411]

<3

miss ya

[HartzProductions]

imike: miss you too!

[KingGoofy1]

Holy shit, your room!

[thepapaniko]

as a greek i am offended....no i love it & it's so true!

greeks are great at greeking!

[cuteboi1226]

lmao LMAO i dunno why this vid was so funny to me... the end killed me.... i must be sleepy....pooping vids wtf lol

~G~

[Plausibility0]

Line of the video - ...don't get me wrong, I love Britney. :)

[cheermaniac161]

I love your bed sheets!!

[Dark417]

Why so much make-up? You look fine the way you are!

[FerreThoughts]

I've never really understood the No Labels thing for TV. Wouldn't it just be like free advertising as long as the product isn't shown in a bad light? Hmm.

[offshoot7bam]

This is the first video I've liked of yours. Maybe I'll start watching Monday again.

[BasicSand]

Doesn't what your wear on camera depend on what type of film (video, digital, fim) and sort of lighting you have?

Here's a topic for Michael: Who's the most interesting person you've met through working in reality tv and why?

[keithzworld]

awesome video Michael

[geustace]

Are you wearing those black contacts that make your eyes look really big?

[calcrules]

You have really pretty eyes today. I've never noticed that before!

[Tiednbound]

"Pooper-for-Pay ... the next Oprah" LOL

[moonmistmm]

Are you wearing eyeliner?

[ThomasinHD]

OMG Gurl you need to clean that room.

[TheMrFraz]

How about...Michael gets us all jobs in reality TV!!

[Clarkechild42]

the part where you put the tape over the abercrombie logo made me laugh

[bummercucumber]

Love the behind-the-scenes knowledge!

[triked14]

how did you guys choose who got what day??

just asking cuz i hate mondays and i wouldn't want to have to make a vid on a monday....if i made vids that is.

[lipglossjunkee]

you should be like on a reality show other than just work for them. i love reality shows=]

[EmmaLeeHD]

You're the only reason I <3 Mondays!

[ZenoFerox]

"Greeking" is an old computer software term. For example, sometimes a program has a preview display mode to show you how a document will appear when printed out. If the text is rendered in random gibberish instead of actual text, it's called "greeking." It's done to speed up the display in cases where appearance rather than content is what counts. You can also look up "Lorem ipsum", which is the start of a text derived from Greek that is sometimes used as a placeholder in document displays.

[5awesomegays]

zeno: wow, that's interesting. Learned something for the day!

[Grrrstin]

that pooping thing is weird.

on a side note, the word "poop" always makes me laugh, so i couldn't help but laugh. which made me feel weird. because personal pooping (i just laughed while typing that) is just weird....

awkward.

[sergioliberates]

Hey there awesome Bunchofreject :D

I always find the other guy on the 5ag comment section.

funny :D

[Grrrstin]

hi there other awesome Bunchofreject. :]

i have never found the other guy.

except ale in a jpmetz blogtv once.

[theoldkappa]

Your eyes are super cute tonight.

And what in the world with that message to you all? Kinky... not

Oh the life of Youtube celebrities.

hope work eases up a bit! <3

[vanness5]

hahaha, scat video invites, too funny! Remarkably I have never seen any shitting or pissing at the folsom street fettish fair??? ~not that Im complaining. : )

[sergioliberates]

hi buncher :D

[vanness5]

oh hi! Had to think on this one for a minute... Thinking to myself "buncher" what the hell could that mean??? then I read the name.. hahaha cheers

[dakotaviggiano]

does it matter? maybe he's a sexual. point being he makes me smile when he comes on screen and i look forward to his (and all the guys) vids every week.

[loserluigi]

black tape over logos is genius. I didn't know about the checkered/stripes or neon colours. That's so interesting.

[rycab05]

HA!

i LoLed at the screenshot of Stevie.

Well played Hartz, well played.

[TheRavenElle]

love your bedspread.

[mushacles]

I think they should allow logos on telly. the BBC is the same in the UK. People's clothes have logos on them. How real is it if you DONT show the logos and brands? (PS I'm not giving out to you Michael, just giving my €0.02) :)

[HartzProductions]

notscared: har har har :-)

[TnDon]

Look to me like you're wear eye makeup. You've become a big fan of that look. I like Michael just like he was. I'll get negative ratings for this....just watch. Cheers! Oh, that bedspread is growing on me.....loves it.

[NYCbound11]

I want to clean your room for you! haha. Im a neat freak

[5awesomegays]

NYC: ok, come on over. My fridge needs cleaning too :-)

[theVstop]

umm.... are you wearing makeup???

[5awesomegays]

theVstop: have you ever known me to wear make-up? see my video on [11/09] ;-)

[theVstop]

hahah OMG i got a thumbs down for asking an honest question. I mean, i've seen you do drags, just never seen you in pretty boy, on-camera makeup.

Are you a bottom?? (I wonder how many thumbs down i'll get for that?? hahahahaah)

[PsyogiBottoms]

OK - YOU ALL ARE DRIVING ME FREAKIN' INSANE WITH THIS SHIT....

SAME WAY AS ME???? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOO .... GOD DAMN IT.....

SAME WAY AS I... I.... I DO IT, NOT ME DO IT.

ERRRRR

sorry but Jesus Christ every video on youtube ... did no one pay attention in school? NOT ONE?????

Gear up people! lol

[Dani1165]

I feel your pain!

[PsyogiBottoms]

Thank YOU!

I'm not trying to be an asshole, but god that drives me insane. It is as though anyone under the age of 45 can't spell, can't write, can't read, and talk without sounding uneducated and illiterate.

MICHAEL ISN'T retarded or stupid, he is just lazy with his syntax. Being in 'Production' in a Reality show doesn't mean people can't still be professional or literate.

Just my point - don't even get me started on the misuse of the word 'myriad.'

[EmmaLeeHD]

Your grammar may be correct, but your punctuation is awful.

And 'you all'? Really? Let's not be assholes about something as insignificant and mundane as Michael's speaking patterns, especially when it reeks of hypocrisy.

[PsyogiBottoms]

I would take your advise if you actually understood what the word hypocrisy means - which, obviously, you don't.

And it isn't as insignificant and mundane (and I'm not picking on Michael...everyone on here does this) - which is why it irritates the shit out of me.

I makes the speaker look like a retard - and it makes it very difficult to listen to any opinions by that person as they sound ignorant and stupid - sorry. Just a fact.

I know, no biggie, but seriously...when is it? Me speak good.

[sergioliberates]

If you do not like their little issues then do not watch!

Easy as that.

Live and let live!

[PsyogiBottoms]

That is about as retarded as your point.

How would I know in advance - seriously tool. Get a grip.

And, maybe...just maybe...try and learn something instead of just living in your own narcissistic dreamland (look it up slack ass).

[Bobbinator17]

I'm all for the spread of proper grammar and spelling, but there's no need to be an ass about it. Don't go around criticizing people when you can't even use proper punctuation or spell advice correctly. You also make an ass of yourself by calling everyone and everything retarded. It's rude and pejorative.

[HartzProductions]

bobb: I agree :-)

[SomeTipsForLife]

oh can i get in on the pooping thing?

[5awesomegays]

Robbie: sure just make sure you don't eat Indian the time before <3

[AutonomiClan]

Did you see that guy at the ama's he was fuckin crazy

[hawknobility]

yeah work confidentiality can be kind of annoying sometimes. i used to work at a physical therapy clinic and there were some famous people who would come by, but i was always told not to say anything to anyone...

i just wanted to show off a little bit...damn confidentiality! :p

[5awesomegays]

hawk: haha, totally

[sighmoansays]

Wow. I can't believe people actually send you messages like that. Hahahaha, at least you take it in good spirit! :D

[richArdballsify]

you make my mondays

[dearxjamie]

So if someone is drinking Heineken and it's OBVIOUSLY Heineken but the label is covered, you can't be asked for money due to product placement?

[SomeTipsForLife]

i miss your face

[Lynpgz]

Awesome video, and I can imagine tee shirts - Poop for Pay, Ask Me How!

[yuriyaoilove13]

yayayayayayay fiveawesomegays time!!!!

:D i miss your channel so much on the weekends

[zeebee74]

OMG forth lol <3 u michal ur the reason i subed

[KarenSaysRAWR]

Looks like yer wearing eyeliner a bit O.o

<33

[ryanfebruary]

If your room is too neat it means you have a boring life! Live in a mess!

[XHitThePanicButtonX]

YAYMONDAY!