My YouTube

[heavell99]

... but why are you so angry? :<

[mammal46]

555 raised 10 thumbs down

[weepingprophet]

@mammal46 Huh?

[joemenarca]

hahahahahahahahahaha

[uHuTNO]

WOA .. what a trip!

[heavell99]

I hate myself for enjoying this man's videos...

[soylentcowflops]

Hmmm somehow this didn't update on my homepage, I just saw it in the sidebar. Nice vid Bernard. You suck.

[CrappyCartoons]

There is a U in US!

[miguelstarwars]

Cool! Another weepingprophet video! ...Damn, he's jerking off again...

[BillyTheTapeworm]

Fred has a movie, and this guy gets less than 2,000 views for a video that took 200x the effort of a Fred video... fuck... just fuck.

[Peepholecircus]

what a great intro to a great video. Deserves more credit. And what idiot gave it a thumbs down?

[Chiiiiyo]

cool video, very artistic and well-worked. have fun in france :)

[clmorgan]

... YouTube in the throes of death. Who's laughing now? Not me...

[n00binatorCZ]

nice x) mindfuck.

[mooxim]

huh. why didn't I get notified of this. Lucky I was looking through my old favourites and decided to give your channel a visit.

Anyway, cool vid. It's kinda like a sequel to "I Arrived With No Camera", just a shit load faster.

[StolenLoveStory]

"Youtube is My Life" was wonderful (it was the video that got me watching your channels) but it is no where near my favorite. I don't care what you do, how you do it, or who you are when you do it. I made an account so I could subscribe and watch what you create. So do what will make you happy; I will follow, and I will support.

[weepingprophet]

@StolenLoveStory Really? Even if I start sucking? ;)

But thank you, I really appreciate it.

[Orsley]

Thanks for the new vid, Bernard (or Jeremiah or whomever you are at the moment). These weird, cinematic little masterpieces obviously take buckets of time to make, so take as long as you need, for fuck's sake. Your vids are the best things on this wasteland of a website. It's a crime against art that you don't have thousands -- millions! -- of hits two days after posting. But I look forward to your tortured dreams as I once looked forward to a new Kubrick. (OK, not like that, but a lot.)

[weepingprophet]

@Orsley Thank you sir. At least I'm confident that when I eventually move into feature films (and I intend to) I'll be able to find an audience.

They're out there. Waiting.

[Orsley]

@weepingprophet - I hope you're pursuing the hell out of that.  You're ready now.

[kanzeon53]

Quite reasonably, I think, You Tube is throwing up everything available by Guy Maddin in the "if you like this, you might also be interested in" column ...

Oddly enough, no references back to WeepingProphet or any of your other incarnations ...

I wonder who wrote that programme? Can they get him to come back in a fix it?

Had you ever seen a Guy Maddin film before you started you-tubing, Bernard? Is is a case of influence or of parallel evolution!!!

Love the chaste references to your "tube."

[weepingprophet]

@kanzeon53 No, that was deliberate. I'd like this video to be linked to Maddin and vice versa.

[clmorgan]

Oh for the glory of it all... My YouTube.

[ReliableInsider]

Life is absurd. 

There is only you and me.

[marinus86]

awesome video! I think you really captured a lot of what My Winnipeg was like.

[strawberryXswirl]

very good editing

[sausage4mash]

fish

[lodevijk]

You suck.

[deffcat]

very Fellini-esque...

[SpeckyNation]

Make more videos, like YouTube Is My Life. It's obvious that that's where your "A" game is. Post consistently, twice a week at the least. And remember to remind viewers to subscribe to you at some point in your video. Your viewership will blast off. You're good enough man. You just disappear from us for large periods of time and as sad as it is, many people want consistency and need reminders to subscribe.

[organicprankster]

@SpeckyNation Essentially: "Cater to morons, and do the same thing over and over again". Sound advice, actually.

[weepingprophet]

@SpeckyNation If that was really a concern of mine I wouldn't be homaging a Guy Maddin film. Subtext, man. Subtext.

[SpeckyNation]

@weepingprophet Ok. It just kind of looked like you were confused over why you are not a top spot youtuber, statisticly, going by this and past videos I've seen on both of your channels. You're really awesome and I love your videos. I just thought I'd try and help, and didn't know you were jesting @_@

[weepingprophet]

@SpeckyNation "didn't know you were jesting" My YouTube story in a nutshell.

[SpeckyNation]

@weepingprophet You're welcome? lol! I'm really just happy if you keep on making films man :)

[weepingprophet]

@SpeckyNation Thanks, I appreciate that.

[SpeckyNation]

@SpeckyNation Oh, and not in the "Dance for me monkey!" kind of way, but in the, I appreciate the effort you put into your films and am proud to be a subscriber to you. You were one of the very first people I ever sub'd.

[JimmerSD]

It is all about the comments.

[gorikuri]

Ooooooo WOW.  So many sexual metaphors. Thanks for the visual orgasm. ;-) That was..... Wild! *Stands up.. claps* Bravo!

[almostshelby]

Woah, this is exactly what I'd imagine the inside of your mind to be like. Good video about your story, thanks :)

[KBDProductionsTV]

Brilliant!

[Mernie9]

This video is why I continue to subscribe to WeepingProphet.

[2009framat]

I like this cartoon-guy (above right) because he looks almost like me (of course he is more handsome and looks younger)

Thanks

[TheCrimsonLion]

my mind, she is blown

[Merlist95]

I keep getting brainwashed by your vids.

[tyrbolo]

ending with the new priest of the church of blow sets a new low in subliminal adverts.....GRIN

[HeyRadialMoon]

I cried.

[cloakbadger]

Very nice. Although you may be overthinking Youtube esoterics a bit. Have you tried doing any celebrity parodies or riffed on current events in a tone of mock modesty?

If Shane Dawson is the most fit here perhaps we should have all just met up at that bunker like we planned...

[seanbedlam]

Youtube is a black hole inside an abyss wrapped in the dreams of a sleeping head injury victim. And I like it. It's mean and cruel and cares not for our feelings, hopes, desires. It is a punching bag for the soul that breaks hearts, hears not our prayers, and is a great way to meet assholes. But sometimes, as in the darkness of space, a star like yourself is born. And is studiously ignored for reasons to lame for mortal men to understand.

[seanbedlam]

@seanbedlam Or "too lame". Seriously. For real. Every. Fucking. Time I play the well-read smartass card my unconscious includes a typo.

[jelowatanuki]

you broke my heart (kiss on the cheek) bravo.

[marniespeaks]

can OP write the comment I'm supposed to type here?

[spearofhope2]

'His was the brand of thought that did not draw the eyes of a continent nor their passing interest, but instead caused the few exemplairy to bow to him and hold his thought in the highest of all the works they had seen'

I think I'd like to respond to this, but if 500 characters is enough room, then it isn't much of a responce, is it? So I'll try to @ you on Twitter (Which I am already following you on, thank you very much) and expect you not to see any of these.

[AcdcfreakRocks]

very good jeremiah!

[ToastedSuzy]

Weirdy

[umadhatter]

Loved it!

[deltajuliet]

you suck

[danthemango]

YouTube ist mein Leben.

[schecterman123]

love how it flashed up CUNT at the end XD

[sheldonmosbeck]

Better than ShaneDawson's disappointing Brand Upon The Brain parody.

[HappyCabbie]

Genius

[MrBizak]

Love the cleverly unhidden subliminal messages =).

[AvantGardeWillEatMe]

It's hard to imagine a better Maddin knockoff.