Racism Wins

[MrSnackpack321]

so tell me why turtles dont smile at me when i pick them up ...??????

[MegaRyan4444]

hows jerrel doing?

[Mightymuppet100]

Bleep

[KittyIvie]

a black guy, white guy, and italian are walking down a dirt road, when all three tired and hungry come along a fruit farm. the white guy looks around and see's no one but the two men plus himself and decides to sneak past the fence. The black man and italian fallow close behind.soon the farmer comes out with a shot gun and yells "WHAT THE HELL DO YA'LL THINK YOUR DOIN ON MY PROPERTY" the white man says "well we are hungry and parched" so the farmer cocks his gun and says "you can all die or.....

[KittyIvie]

@KittyIvie ....take the punishment of shoving 10 of your favorite fruit" the three men exchange looks and all shrug agreeing to the second choice when the farmer interupts with "then you must shove them fruits up your ass holes" well the men already agreed they went out to the farm. the italian man comesback with 10 grapes and 1 by one starts shoving them up his own rear. then the white man comes back with cherries for he thought it threw and with tears streaming down his face popped them in....

[KittyIvie]

@KittyIvie soon both men start busting out with laughter and the farmer shoots the ground shouting once again "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU BOYS LAUGHING AT?". both men point to the black man who is wabbling back with arms filled of watermellon.

[luisman554450]

whats the flatest place to iron ur cloths? a white girls ass

[awoggzday]

wats tha aim ov jewish football aim for da quater bac

iam jst puttin out racist an not mean tu affend any1

[awoggzday]

whats a mexicans favourite book store borders

[GluttonForSex]

The cure for racism is making white supremacists spend a summer holiday at any Brazilian beach. :-)

[tylerguy12]

so a black guy walks into a bar...

[dankitch27]

a Brit, a Arab and a Russian on a plane, the pilot shouts back "were going down, need to lose some weight, so the Russian throws his vodka out of the plane saying "we have plenty of that in my country", the Arab throws a barrel of saying "we have plenty of that in our country", the Brit looks around & then throws the Arab out of the plane.

[alexpounder]

@dankitch27 You are thinking of Muslims.

[dankitch27]

@alexpounder Maybe...shhh! I knew that...:P

[origamiist]

If you play Uno with mexicans... how many green cards would be missing?

[yahzmineandreah]

You're wearing a shirt Danny. I don't know how I feel about this.

[Dekoio]

When he says, "Eheh". He sounds exactly like the funny scientist in the Simpsons. XD

[NobleShaft]

(racist comment)

[fatdrood]

@NobleShaft OMG FUCK YOU! YOU RACIST! (replys with equally racist comment)

[dunnkidj]

do a show on whatever and not edit it ^-^...

[amyrose1fanteam]

doesn't matter if your black,white or purple. we are all the same

[MasterLinLin]

@amyrose1fanteam you gotta draw the line somewhere .... To hell with purple people

[fatdrood]

@amyrose1fanteam if your purple you should go see a Dr

[USAPropaganda]

@amyrose1fanteam well aside from the fact that one is black, white and purple lol

[Duuuurney]

Elizabooom

Stfu. No one agrees. Stop hating americans, ya damn racist

[elizabooom1]

What I think is...

Before people started to immigrate and such, bodies and skin types, eye shapes and hair colors, were adapted to the climate of our home countries, like, africans have brown skin b/c it doesn't burn as easily, and so forth.

Then, people started to mate with each other, making odd "mutants" per say, people that had bits of every race. This is called the American. Anyone agree?

[SuperH4XOR]

thumbs up if u ddnt understand anything he sed, u were just looking at his face expressions XD

[x3GirlGamer]

Lol xD

[alip2310]

his head moves lol

[TheKushitequeen]

TOO FUNNY



[kingvegeta08]

Tea Time!

[benjaminjebotebog123]

definitivno brate, imash tvrd check.

[RyanJohnsonTV]

Racism=win

Charlie Sheen=win

Therefore, Charlie Sheen=racism

[jociqa]

@PsychoShvaba Ko su zidovi?

[mycommentaccount1911]

a russian, cuban, american, and mexican are on a train. the russian takes a sip of his vodka, and tosses it out the window. they freak out.omg that was rusian vodka! whats wrong with you?

to which he replies, in my country its like water i can find more"

the cuban does the same with a cigar, and they freak out again

"that was a cuban cigar! whats wrong with you?"

and he replies, "its like grass back home, i can getmore!"

the american thinks for a sec, and throws the mexican off the train

[GTASACheater101]

@mycommentaccount1911 I GET IT

[Hrko1992]

@mycommentaccount1911 LOL

[want2cplease]

@mycommentaccount1911

i'm a mexican.... and i found that hilarious true LMAO!

[j1r0n1m0]

@mycommentaccount1911 nice one!!!

[yakuzamadddogg]

@mycommentaccount1911 ROFLFMAO!!!!!!

[yakuzamadddogg]

@mycommentaccount1911 Aw come on. Americans aren't that smart!

[BluePBoxProductions]

Real AND Lego Racism!

[TheMancarCamoran]

I hate racism & black and yellow people xD

[TheMoon4567]

DUDE U SHOULD MAKE A VID BOUT VIDEOS, THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!!!! U SICK FUNNY BASTERD XD UR BETTER THAN RWJ!!!!!!!

[MrThebom]

bleep



[madameclipse64]

Bleep.

[fromthelandofozz]

race? 1, 2, 3, GO!

[kuramaandhiei12]

the joke is the best i've ever herd! XD

[SiHaNnI]

i lke ur very colourfull pictures in the background.......

[chickaprodutions]

Umm... Does any1 else not find this video to b very funny? Cuz usually danny's vids r LMAO funny... But this 1...NOT SO MUCH!!

[zZzhutchyzZz]

you are a fucking ARSE

[IstalkBananas]

@zZzhutchyzZz ,bleep you!

[MostWantedWannaBE]

oh my bleeping bleep

[Jbd87]

0:36 xD

[BONECRUSHER2277]

YO danny UR NAME DOESN'T SOUND SERBIAN. I MEAN RIGHT!?.,?'

[RebelliousToe]

What do you do when you find a black person who is drowning?

Throw him an anchor.

[TheCheypie16]

@RebelliousToe then go home and shoot yourself in the face because you're a waste of space : )

[RebelliousToe]

@TheCheypie16 You're good at rhyming. :)

[TheCheypie16]

@RebelliousToe ... bahaha!!! Uh, thanks? lol I wasn't exactly trying to but, thanks.

[ichigokaida]

"tea time" is actually 4pm

[MrLudaVjeverica1]

what is montenegrian record in a race over 100m? 67m!

[2sweet4uxoxoxo]

Dude u are wayyyyy better than my history teacher!

[Cjorfi]

culture, the ppl who surround n the situation u r in, is what makes the difference. its not the same to be raised in spain, usa, russia, africa.. not the same to grow up in a city, town.. ghetto, urbanization...

[OffTrack7593385]

You're black.. ;) oh baby.

[XxAcdcRocks28]

i like rasicst jokes(;

[BellaSwan323x]

danny, MARRY ME :D 

[kerog6]

i hope it wasnt racist either.

[jaalmighty]

@elvishodzic0 imaš parvo.... U PIČKU MATERINU!!!

[invaderYoshi3]

hahaha when you're watching hit the number 4 xD

[I4mfr34ky]

Ooooh, my bleeping bleep.

[LaurenGordonLevittX]

beep! danny ur such a BEEP i would BEEP BEEP. lol.. danny ur eyes are so pretty. so is your face. i had no idea what the bob you were on about except at the end. and yeah, it was racist loooool

[samholt1997]

Dear Danneh!!!! Please do a show about Why men have npples????? You rock...hehe

[iiRush23]

This guy reminds me of Jim Carey

[MrAllrounder77]

@iiRush23 yup....i'd say the same

[BugisLT]

@ Dannys joke - I know a very similar joke: a nigger and a mexican gets into a fight til death,who wins? - the community

[asbirdsdo]

What ethnicity are you?

[33dgtp]

@asbirdsdo He's Serbian.

[makhseed]

LOOOL

4=cunt

:3

[narli22]

lol his face at the end XD

[AirsoftMarine100]

wouldn't it have been Aristotle who first came up with racism because he viewed Persians as being weaker than Greeks and he classified all of the known scientific kingdoms? Love your show but i am just wondering.

[michaelbjerre]

In soviet russia you're still funny ._.

[33dgtp]

@michaelbjerre FUCK YOU!

[CCGMASTER]

haha that one guy's name sounded like cunt.

[VesilahtiHoods]

Teatime... ehe

[dgoon304]

in soviet russia report gradual you

[ivanbrewski]

you crack me up, what program do you use to tweak your voice like that?

[learning2fall88]

lol

[33dgtp]

you guys know who i hate? people who are mixed-race, also mexicans, redheads and asians!

[Pierre188]

@33dgtp why are u guys so racist?

[Pierre188]

@33dgtp double post my bad

[33dgtp]

@Pierre188 this kidsa noob fag!

[chomama12345]

did u get that from college humor? we didnt start the flame war?

[33dgtp]

C-C-C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker-er-er-er-er! Yes... i actually only hate jews and gypsies , oh and negros and eskimos :D

[jokafromnimci]

hahahaha me 2

[AidanChaos]

@33dgtp Eat razorblades...:D

[DMCali21]

dude a flame war is when two people argue

[Drastic1993]

im from england and tea time isnt untill around 5 - 7 pm

[c0rzova]

@Drastic1993 Go brush your teeth you unhygenic bitch.

[Drastic1993]

my teeth are perfectly fine thanks, thats such an old sterotype

[OffTrack7593385]

huh..i wonder how that teeth brushing thing came about

[KlassiKX2]

@c0rzova

 penis.

[MarvellousMuffin]

@Drastic1993

Surely it depends on what kind of tea you were having? IE: whether or not it was in fact a High Tea or simply just Tea along the lines of Dinner.

I also drink tea itself at various times throughout the day, and 1:30 is actually quite likely as a time.

[martinxander]

THE MAN IN THE MASK! seems to me he had been gone for a while?..

[runescape2sux]

its not racist if its a good thing, if its a good thing its called stereotypes

[33dgtp]

sereotypes can be bad ....

[TheSuperMeTube]

1:14 lmaoo

[Kissy731]

wow... so race itself exists only in your mind since there's virtually no physical proof of it... you've done it again Danny.

[rantanen1]

@Kissy731

you really didnt know this before...?

[Kissy731]

LOL I guess not. I guess I should have. I've been told my whole life that I'm both too black AND too white (I'm not even interracial!)

[Ahines1669]

hey bro (i'm a black dude by the way) u should do a video about the specific physical abilities of the different races... EX: why blacks jump the highest... and is that extra leg muscle theory really valid???

[NeverAloneForever]

That's an environmental thing. In Africa, we would run from the authorities...or in the jungle...from Lions. In America, we have the police...and their dogs.

[mrchonged]

LOL so your saying its in your nature to run from the law?

[NeverAloneForever]

It's a response to Ahines1669's comment. Plus, it's just a reference to racist police officers...you know...that image of the 60's.

[nighrage]

lol

[mettlfreek]

this is proof u dont mix meth with shrooms

[MIL074]

I would rape then forcefully marry you.

[LadyInDrag]

your gonna force yourself to marry him or force him to marry you?

[MIL074]

Trick question?

[rawrsaysmydino]

If Your Magic, You Can Do All Of That At The Same Time, But The New Question Is, Are You Magic?

[LadyInDrag]

not at all

[jonatanblack01]

@MIL074 me first!

[umm36]

racism is everywhere from everyone cannot be stopped and is one of the most helarious things ever.

[AleksandrovK]

F9CK racism

[lavacape]

What the fuck is "F9CK"?

[lilrowyravenclaw]

Pickering is my last name O_O So weird.

[TooSmallToBeTrue]

60= Crawford

[kiki554]

YEAAAAAH!! Serbian Christmas story!!! u pichku materinu! :P

[Marmstrong220]

Wdc

[Wookman17]

We are waiting for the Serbian Christmas story :D

[Hively1995]

DICK(aka) RIchard

[RossGrantPotter]

Omnomnomnomnomnom! lol

[0X0tateiscoolok0X0]

lol you are awesome.

[kelly32694]

I've always said that races only look different because of where their ancestors lived.... like a Swede is usually pale with light hair and eyes because they were in a colder environment, and someone from Sudan will be darker with coarser hair and dark eyes because their ancestors' home was sunnier and hot. It's basic adaptation. Who gives a fuck? People are people.

[zragisha]

a bosnian and a montenegrenian had a race over 100m... who won? nobody... the bosnian got lost, the montenegrenian gave up....

[download455]

ovo je mozda smesno na srpskom ali ostali samo mogu da kazu WTF?

[zragisha]

@download455 ko ih jebe?

[ThePunisher308]

hahahahha bosanac se izgubio!! lol

[grealalal]

@zragisha And the croatian stole everyones money while the serb complained that everything was his and he killed some guys. and then the UN was like hey....stop that.

[zragisha]

@grealalal and they cleaned all serbian parts of croatia ethnically while serbia is still ethniocally heterogenous (and sime of europes biggest mosques in its capital) but, yeah, lets stick to the CNN-version, cuz is tv alawys right, aight?

[FPSamerg3]

@zragisha dobra dobra

[mirzaaziz100]

@zragisha our jokes are stupid when you translate them......

[tomawrestler]

@zragisha zapravo je utrka na 5 metara(it's a 5 metres race actually xD)

[tomcantsing]

Tea time is usually between 5:30 and 6:30.

1:30 would be more along the lines of afternoon tea.

[bloodypepper]

omg im playing 1:13 over and over again.. its killing me.

[CounterTman]

so the bleep raped the beeeep o.O

[silverhawkroman]

he really looks and moves like paul giamatti LOL

[xmrsAsherx]

hahah funny and smart =D

[1rescen1]

Those bastard Netherlander made Apartheid Protocol in South Africa and colonized Indonesia for more than 300 years.

They forgot friendliness from native people.

I wish, I could make that land sink to the deep blue sea.

[miertjie94]

me too, but not now cause im living in it...but when im out of highschool im gone..

these people are terrible!!!!(im was not born in netherlands but have been forced to live here from my parentsxd no joke but still these people are retarded)

[kevin7410]

I thought it was funny how some guy thought English was the most common race. China anyone? India? No?

[kakts88]

In the end all races come down to the same thing...eat, drink, fuck...so I don't see the difference...

For all I care the Avatars could be a new race on earth... :D

[TheWeaselette]

Na'vi xD

[uniooms]

:O Oh dear....

[slivr3388]

race is completely socially constructed

[IgorDayDreamer13]

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[AnaStoMusic]

wow that joke was so racist. you are rude

[LALALALALOO45]

deeniegurl, eff off, danny is awesome. your just jealous so eff off? kaythnxbai

[deeniegurl]

what is with you and rape danny? can ya not talk about it so much? it sorta not a funny topic.

[saftelskeren]

everything can be made fun of

[awesomelynice69]

bitch...

[3114752304]

@SeDaCoNow most people in Canada are French, if you didn't learn in history class in high school, the French took over Canada, therefore, most of the people in Canada are French-Canadian, and what color are most French? White, white my friend. Not trying to say that in a mean way.

[nc0r0na4life]

You are mis-informed. Get your facts straight buddy. Canada is the most heavily multi-cultured nation on this earth, the "french" are just but a fraction of the people who reside here.

[nc0r0na4life]

If anything, the largest ethnic group is the English (21%).

[guitardaddy6]

i don't know anything for sure...but there are a lot of asians. :)

[33dgtp]

@nc0r0na4life that's oxygen, idiot

[nc0r0na4life]

You're such a moron. God you're pathetic -_-

[33dgtp]

@nc0r0na4life :)))) Lol ....i can't expect everyone to understand my fine humour

[utubegirl222]

Hey Danny I love your vids!

Could you please talk about Taste Bugs? I don't understand the idea of little tiny things on your tongue that can taste so many different things... lol Please!!! Talk about this!!!

[twilight0sylum0forme]

its taste buds. buds. but its still a good idea :)

[milestarcar1994]

The masked guy scene, followed by the "Oh my gosh, who was that?!" always cracks me up good. Plus, it's really good you do it rarely, otherwise it would lose it's "funny".

[indianhotdog]

you spelt twitter wrong in your link in the information section. It's very misleading.

[Lancer667owns]

lol

[lizdeksia]

Hey JJ GO FUCK YOURSELF. Not saying I'm racist but uhm. Yeah go fuck yourself. And Danny, next show you do should be on Child Labor laws and why they should abolish them. Loveya ;#