Bill Burr Gives Us A Tour of Boston - Part 1 - September 2011

[djflipflop23]

i love when he randomly breaks out into the boston accent...lmao..he makes tours actuslly fun hah

[idesofmars]

that beard makes him look like a COMPLETELY different guy. suits him though.

[BostonTerrierForever]

Christ, Bill has a lot of freckles on his arm... But he's still funny as hell!

[Daazbee]

I think my favourite part of these two videos is 04:33-04:55 because I didn't get what the fuck his two first words were "youranaah" but I got it after hearing the rest of the sentence.

Hoooowevaaarh! xD

[TheDunkaccino]

But since you're SOOOOO fucking stupid, you probably haven't figured it out...Awesomeness.

[bcbcbcbudsbudsbuds]

@TheDunkaccino hahaha, Stop trying to sneak in these pathetic little comments, you Australian pussy. You're a coward like Kurt Cobain, I think it's time to climb up in the garage attic and end it.

[bcbcbcbudsbudsbuds]

@TheDunkaccino You have nothing so you make up some back story for me which in no way applies to me or my life. You are a child. You are not engaging in a conversation, you are repeating the same pathetic insults over and over and making an ass out of yourself.

I could make fun of you saying "hold a train of though down" for the next several comments as you would, but I'm not a pathetic retard.

[bcbcbcbudsbudsbuds]

@TheDunkaccino Hahaha Yeah keep pretending you're not reading these. That is the equivalent of a child covering his ears and repeating the same thing over and over again because he can't face reality.

When you make a single valid point I will stop replying, until then, keep embarrassing yourself.

You've repeated the faggy phrase "pure entertainment" about half a dozen times now, by the way. Time to change it up.

[bcbcbcbudsbudsbuds]

@TheDunkaccino I'm just realizing that you think I'm really adopted. Holy shit, are you actually retarded? Have I been arguing with an actual retarded person this whole time? Fuck, I feel bad.

[TheDunkaccino]

PS: I want you to let me know if I'm using words that are too big boy for you. You've explained that that was a problem in the past.

[helix537]

I've watched this about 10 times. Mainly for Bill's accent.

[TheDunkaccino]

o yeah, and you're still a waste of life and a cunt (you always will be)

[TheDunkaccino]

And I'll re-post what I said awhile back since you didn't get it thru your empty fuckin worthless skull the 1st time.

you just acknowledged you don't have the capacity to even argue with me,.

That is pathetic.

hahaha. Sad waste of life you are. I'm not going to stop using 'big' words just to convenience you and your stupidity.

btw, it's spelled argument, not argument. Jesus Christ kid, how intellectually ignorant can you be. hahahaha. As I said, carry on. This is pure entertainment for us.

[bcbcbcbudsbudsbuds]

@TheDunkaccino You don't have to tell me that you'll repost, that's all you've been doing. You don't have an original thought in your brain. You also don't understand basic concepts, like someone making fun of you for trying to come across smart, when really you're just a arrogant little fag who hasn't made a single point.

[TheDunkaccino]

@bcbcbcbudsbudsbuds ooooohh, so mad are we? I'm not the one who is a HS dropout and cannot spell the word 'argument' Then again, that sure would make me mad too. Therefore, Go ahead and vent off in frustration of your inept limited mental capacity. Please don't stop though, this is too fun to watch.

[LondonPride25]

It was only a tiny, off-the-cuff bit by him but Bill's conversation with his dick when he gets propositioned by the hooker made me laugh so hard because it's fucking true and I never heard another comedian put it that succinctly. Never been with a hooker myself but every guy knows any time you cheat or fuck some girl you're not that into but you can, it's just a case of your cock going, "Do it! Do it!" and you going, "You're right, fuck it, you're right!" We deserve pity, not scorn.

[bcbcbcbudsbudsbuds]

@TheDunkaccino You're too stupid, or "intellectually ignorant" as your pretentious ass would say, to understand. If getting your ass handed to you on the internet is fun for YOU, then you need to get a new hobby.

[TheDunkaccino]

@bcbcbcbudsbudsbuds Did you literally just basically say, "Nu-uh, you're stupid.????"

Jesus christ, this isn't even fun. You're pathetic at flaming to a point where this is sad for you. However, for everyone else, pure entertainment.

BCBBCBCBCBCBBUDZZ CAN'T SPELL BASIC WORDS LIKE 'ARGUMENT'. LMFAO

[bcbcbcbudsbudsbuds]

@TheDunkaccino Hahaha, you're so upset. Take a deep breath little boy. If you think someone making fun of you for trying to sound intelligent is them saying they don't understand you, then you are a fucking retard. Like I said, if your resorting to making fun of typo's, it's obvious you have nothing. Hang your head in shame and walk away.

[bcbcbcbudsbudsbuds]

@TheDunkaccino I love how you constantly prove my points right after I make them. Don't say "US" like you have friends. "argument, not argument". Wow you sure nailed me there, fucking twit hahahah. I'm making fun of you for pulling out daddy's thesaurus and trying to use the most intelligent sounding words you can think of, not saying I don't understand you. It's like fighting with a child. This is getting repetitive.

[TheKasher]

To the two people who disliked this, go not wear a helmet and die like those other 50,000 americans ;)

[bcbcbcbudsbudsbuds]

@TheKasher Probably Nirvana fanboys

[mrnaji]

the next time Mr. Burr goes to Buffalo(yes, he isn't from the area) he should tour and critique the general vicinity

[TheDunkaccino]

PS: I'd rather be a hipster than a white trash redneck who lives in a trailer in earthquake country.

[oaklandrmoss18]

Screaming trees hahaha damn that sucks. Back then i would have been playing some Morbid Angel for all those college douche bags

[TheDunkaccino]

bcbcbcbudsbudsbuds, what a fucking disgrace this waste of life is to everyone

[bcbcbcbudsbudsbuds]

@TheDunkaccino Hahaha, aw. Take a lesson from your idol and blow your brains out in an attic. Even he realized how much he sucked.

[TheDunkaccino]

@bcbcbcbudsbudsbuds lol, theres 1 comment there. ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID? btw, "Had to delete it because you were embarrassed"  is not a full sentence you un educated piece of shit.

Learn your place motherfucker. Cheers

[bcbcbcbudsbudsbuds]

@TheDunkaccino Hahaha, you're losing it. You've been reduced to correcting my grammar, you have nothing. Whiny little hipster maggot.

[TheDunkaccino]

@bcbcbcbudsbudsbuds go back and look at your responses you waste of life.

You're typing paragraph to try and salvage the fact you are making zero points AHAHAHAHAHA!

And you're rambling and angrily pressing against your keyboard, you aren't even making coherent sentences at this point.

Go back to kindergarten and learn subjects and predicates ya fuckin uneducated waste of life cunt. Thanks for being a reason other people hate Americans. FUCKFACE!

[GGAllin33]

"You don't wag your fuckin' finger at me"

[TheDunkaccino]

@bcbcbcbudsbudsbuds No prob ugly cuntwad

[bcbcbcbudsbudsbuds]

@TheDunkaccino Keep hiding your monstrous face under your ugly-girl sunglasses. Your comments are less original than Cobain's music.

[TheDunkaccino]

@bcbcbcbudsbudsbuds Hahaha, it's hilarious bcuz I can tell by your words how upset you are and I think you're now realizing how pathetic your life is.

[bcbcbcbudsbudsbuds]

@TheDunkaccino ARGGGGHHHH IM SO UPSET MY LIFE IS SO AWFUL! THANK GOD THIS SIMPLE MINDED HIPSTER CAME ALONG TO SHOW ME THE ERROR OF MY WAYS. ARRRRGGGHHH SO UPSET!!!!!

Actually every time I see that you respond I'm excited to see what kind of gibberish you've posted. Its fun arguing with people who can't come up with a better insult that "ADOPTED LOSER CUNTWAD PATHETIC"

[TheDunkaccino]

@bcbcbcbudsbudsbuds It's really starting to down spiral for you huh, cunt? And I see you blocked me. Just like the little piece of shit cunt that raised you and killed herself cuz you're such a fuck up

WAHHH WAHHH WAHH! all the way home. What a fucking baby you are.

[bcbcbcbudsbudsbuds]

@TheDunkaccino It's hilarious that you think your insulting me. You making up stories and throwing "cunt' and "fuck" into them has absolutely no effect on me. You argue like a fifth grader. I think your comments speak for themselves, your just a simple minded kid that wants to blow Kurt Cobain and is upset he didn't get the chance. I would have killed myself too if my fans were little hipster retards.

[bcbcbcbudsbudsbuds]

@TheDunkaccino Yes I blocked you because I don't want you spamming my page with "Your adopted your moms a cunt you're a fuck up" Which are your only insults, and are all just things you made up. I assume this is how you argue with everyone.

[TheDunkaccino]

@bcbcbcbudsbudsbuds I'm afraid I did not make this up as your mom truly is a cunt that hates her fuck up child. Thats on you, not me.

[BikiniDeathSquad]

3:07 look at the fuckin wigga tryin to hide his face. the fuckin criminal!

[MrMaddhater]

this is the fourth time in a week i've watch this series

[Premiess80]

Honda's aren't pieces of shit Bill.:(

[gkeyzer]

@23:48 - Porn stache guy returns! XD

[TheDunkaccino]

@bcbcbcbudsbudsbuds it must be so cool to have a name like bcbcbdbdbcbdbcbsbnsbudz. OMG, ur so cool. PS: Most BC bud is shit. Blue Dream and Citris Haze all day kid. Now run along.

[bcbcbcbudsbudsbuds]

@TheDunkaccino You can insult my mom, you can tell my to kill myself, but when you insult my Youtube user name, you sir, have gone too far.

[TheDunkaccino]

@bcbcbcbudsbudsbuds you still alive?

[bcbcbcbudsbudsbuds]

@TheDunkaccino NO I GET THE LAST WORD. You are a unfunny twat and the type of weed you smoke is a valueless thought to me.

[TheDunkaccino]

@bcbcbcbudsbudsbuds No, you don't. You're just such a fail at life and I can feel the anger coming through your words. You smoke mexican dirt probably. (Im not fighting w/ some 11 year old cunt about herb). You really are utterly pathetic and sad. However, this is amusing so......carry on.

[bcbcbcbudsbudsbuds]

@TheDunkaccino Like I said, the type of weed you smoke is a valueless thought to me. "You're just such a fail at life and I can feel the anger coming through your words".

That is a flamingly gay comment. You are in no way clever. Me making fun of you for making pathetic statements like "Thats strike one bill burr!" Is much less pathetic than you going "SHIT CUNT ADOPTED KILL YOURSELF" like an angry toddler. Kurt Cobain was an overrated junkie.

[bcbcbcbudsbudsbuds]

@TheDunkaccino You're so stupid you thought I was being literal when I said the LAST WORD thing. You're almost as retarded as your junkie idol.

[CaPoComedy]

Bill is always great, but I find that I enjoy these tours more when Bill is actually strutting around talking shit on people incognito.

[TheDunkaccino]

Bill hating on Kurt Cobain and Nirvana.... thats strike 1 bill. They were a breth of fresh air among the shit 'hair' bands. he was a musical genius

[DavidMiramontes1]

Thank you for validating me for never wearing a helmet with my bike.  I have a big freak head and that's bad enough.

[autobot69000]

i thought i was a complete psycho for making up backstories for people i see on the street/on public transport. thank god im not the only one. Bill's are way better than mine anyway.

[axedracula]

this is the some of the funniest shit ive ever heard!! i wish bill burr did a tour of my city :)

[Sabotaged858]

best city in the world

[protuberance]

"I remember when this used to be a salami store!" 

[DamusNostril]

how do you turn down a blow job?

[ihatepatc]

18:00 is hilarious.

[mordymord]

lol @ lonely redhead kid. "it'll get better!"

[MUGGS077]

Bill Burr HAS to be the funniest guy I've ever heard.

[Bsmoove85]

18:15 The guy is still singing

[shelbycobra78]

Bill you are great!

[junglistch925]

Actually Bill, 60,000 Americans a year......CUNT!



[JoshJamesAlexander]

if i was the cameraman i would be laughing non stop

[emowashere]

NEEEEEEEEETHAAAAAAAAAAA

[takeclaim]

Bill Burr needs a show just like Anthony Bourdains no reservations.

[phsyan]

i think bill burr really deserves a tv show.

[zicuenca]

holy shit i can't get enough of that boston accent!

[Hrko1992]

The gods have bestowed him with the beard of awesomeness.

[lucky44124]

boston looks clean!

[lucky44124]

charlie chaplin took a shit here... lol

[MrKennedy86]

10:10-10:20

Bill Burr you are so right!! I live on Nantucket (not my best decision) and every wealthy man, including young guys wear boat shoes. I HATE boat shoes. For the life of me I can't understand why young guys would wear that shit. It makes you look old, you yuppie fuck!

[Shaybecca90]

OMG I miss Dominics so much

[vidwatchman]

Actually over 60,000 American's a year who don't wear helmets...

[backsmithfakie]

dinosaur jr is awesome

[heatbucspies55]

182 likes w/o a dislike? That's gotta be a record.

[niuewarrior88]

Best tour guide!

[Xarpolis]

I noticed that the seat belt is fastened in your back seat. Is it because you have one of those seat belt harnesses for your dog? I do the same for my pitt.

You're a good dude for taking care of that dog.

[seancarletonzero]

That Church of all Nations' reminds me of that cheesy fucking scene from Ghost, looks like the biggest pottery wheel in existence.

Fucking swan boot, those things are actually quite relaxing, the best thing would be getting head on one.

All rowers are date rapists, it's a fact.

Fucking Dexter hahaha

Like fucking Bill Rogers.

[zog0rayza]

22:45 that's a Honda s2000 wiki it, it IS a good performance car lol

[pretorious700]

@zog0rayza pos

[RashadibnJafar]

what the fuck is wrong with this guy making whiny sound on every second word?!

[CoolerKing37]

@RashadibnJafar He's mimicking a Boston accent.

[heatbucspies55]

@CoolerKing37

I don't think he needs to mimick it.

[numbchucking]

watch the dude in the back when bill says "DUUDEE" @9:20 hahaha

[numbchucking]

Bills the friggen best! MMP ftw!

[carloshernandez78]

this one is my freaking favorite. love this fuckin guy

[aYellowDart]

6:30 to 7:40 is funny as hell

[andrew1775]

dance hall!

[redonkulous010110]

bill burr, in this video, you are on fire. from one bostonian to another, please keep doing these videos in boston. i couldn't stop laughing. :-D

[KENADY13]

lmfao bill is great

[osp80]

i remember when i was in jr high when i left for the summer hair metal was the shit when i came back,WTF warrant sucks now?

[omgpuppies0707]

actually over 60,000 americans a year who dont wear helemts.... die

[JessicaJilt]

I love when Bill does these tours and the best part is there's a part 2 to this! yessss!

[DelbyC]

Nevermind, just look down the related videos on the right for Part 2. It's about the 14th video down.

[DelbyC]

Part 2 please !

[AudioslaveGod]

Sooooooooooooo funny

[jth10182]

What is it that makes east coast comedians the best?

[TheDogRomeo]

an tua nua!!!!!!!! omg brings back memories...well sorta, i was drunk as fuck

[squanto2]

I am gonna see Bill in Pittsburgh, so, SUCK ONE!!!

[TheDogRomeo]

shout out to 88.9 WERS!!!!!!!!!!!

[sixtydred]

Skidrow always sucked.

[blackrainuponus]

@sixtydred You just gotta listen to the deep cuts MAAAAAAAAAN.

[CasualX3]

I hate those piece of shit hondas/ toyotas too

[CasualX3]

We just hung out with bill burr for about 27 minutes...AWESOME!!

[dtowngreg]

dont hate on the s2000...

[osp80]

@dtowngreg yeah,it's actually a respectable honda

[c99fornia]

18:03 -18:40 f***ing amazing. thank you for that.

[sachmoney]

I didn't know Dominic's was closed. That's too bad.

[MuzzafuzzaGaming]

Bill Burr is THE MAN!

[robbiefactor]

Definitely Joe DeRosa filming ha is laugh* is unmistakable! [*19:40]

[Jadakase]

I watched all of his tours and this one was the funniest. 

[Brotherolaf]

Fuckin burr. funny video, but the shitting on the honda at the end...that was a stock honda s2000 and theyre actually very fast cars, not a normal civic piece of shit.

[dtowngreg]

@Brotherolaf i commented almost the same thing on his facebook page haha nice.

[freddiegibbs101]

Best riffer ever? His stream of consciousness is ridiculously funny, I don't know how he does it

[nutskers]

HAM HOCKS

[LemonNation]

LMFAO

CHARLIE CHAPLIN TOOK A SHIT HERE... WTF

[Kazekoge101]

where's part 2?

[tm4985]

@Kazekoge101 I'd like to know the same

[Kazekoge101]

That church building looks fucking creepy...

[caltrof]

This tour videos are awesome.

[yermomsboxx]

Bill must be the only guy that looks younger with a beard.

[randypants5]

fuckin pissa video guy!

[drumgol]

Man...can't wait for paht two kid!

[timmay420]

great video! bill burr rules!!!!!

[omgcopyritedstuff]

thanks for the up! we love bill burr tours

[666hill0ck666]

good times