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  • My dad was working at these olympics at the broadcast center, and he reckoned pretty much anyone who was not from australia where queuing and hussling to see this show, because they hadn't seen anything like Roy+HG in their life and it was the funniest fucking thing they ever saw. Australian comedy has a bad habit of being utterly awful, but Roy+HG where/are hilarious.

  • ignoring the dumbass commentary, this guy is really good.

  • @DarkGlacier08 - yes the gymnasts are really good - but the 'dumbass commentary' requires an understanding of irony and satire

  • The funniest thing I've seen for some time.

  • 'beautiful flatbag' hahah

  • God, I remember these so well, Roy and HG were really funny.

    2000 Olympics the best ever.

  • @XtremeTkatchev Nope.avi

  • wont find any better than these guys

  • hahhahah funnies vid ever. "crazy date, hello boys, crazy date, hello boys, crazy date, hello boys, flatbag"

  • Bring back Roy, HG and Fatso the fat assed wombat.

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  • inverted crazy date... flat bag!

  • if only i was older at the time to watch this :[

  • With channel 9 showing the olympics from 2012, I hope they bring back Roy and HG....Beijing in 2008 just wasn't the same without them!

  • Bring back the Sydney 2000 Olympics... bring back the battered sav... BRING BACK ROY & HG!! These guys are pure gold, brilliant execution the whole way, I'm laughing my crazy date off. :D

  • Where the hell have these geniuses gone? Please get them back. The State of Origin is not the same without their commentary!

  • @gupsnot friday afternoons on MMM..pure gold

  • I think offering the toolbox to the judges probably clinched it?

  • Roy and HG should have been the hosts for the Australian "Top Gear"

  • bangs the flute onto the floor for another batted sav and offers the toolbox to the judge!!!!! brilliant!

  • obviously 12 people have no bloody idea!

    and batter the sav.....crazy date, crazy date, crazy date...ohh he's almost spinning a party date...here he goes...hello boys....

  • laughed my crazy date off just the same as i did in 2000.

  • PMSL..Flat Bag!!!

  • يمكن لكن نسيت

  • crazy date turning into a party date

    rofl

  • twelve dickheads touched the dislike button??

  • @anabolic79 I think those twelwe idiots battered their savs watching this video

  • hello boys.. crazy dave!.. HAHA that made my day :)

  • Hahahaha 'hello boys' lol

  • LOL I'm a gymnast and I LUV this video, it's sooo freakin hilarious!!!!!!!

  • 9.8 for the crazy date.

  • "offers the toolbox to the Judge"

  • Bring them back for the London Olympics 2012

  • made the olympics really worth watching

  • Absolute best part of the whole 200 Olympics! Crazy date!

  • flat bag

  • Roy and HG are fantastic.... they have a "beautiful" insight into gymnastics. Even Natsia Liukin is unfamiliar with the crazy date...

  • its by birthday!!!!!!!!!

  • " Nemov, set to rock this grand old girl "

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  • best part of the olympics was roy n hg doing the gymnastics... i think i just laughed so much my makeup ran lol

  • hadnt seen this for years...still a crack up

  • Shame channel 7 are so bad

  • in the sparkling position!

  • @MaebySurelyBarely  1:21 With the lucky socks on and this bloke

    can party on Roy. He really knows how to have a good time. lol.....

  • God I love their commentary.

  • haha, Offers the toolbox to the judge

  • Carzy date, crazy date, crazy date, HELLO BOYS! crazy date! crazy sate! hello boys! crazy date! OH! flatbag.

  • lol hello boys

  • "he's toolbag you'd travel to see"

    I hadn't seen this for years, when I saw it I was crying tears of laughter!!!

    Oh man jeez lol Roy & H.G are such funny and talented comedians. I love the dream and the ice dream.

    You have to be Australian to get it :)

    "spinning date, spinning date with sparkle with twinkle forward, twatted sav" lmao

    Roy & H.G forever!

  • lol true u have to be aussie aye , lol i love this

  • I've never seen such interesting gymnastics

  • flat bag...vintage

  • Don't get me wrong, I thought the olympics were great but the best part was coming home at night to watch "batter the sav"

  • good laugh guys ...

  • superb triple-transition from the Battered Sav to the Hello Boys to the Crazy Date

  • Hello boyz, crazy date, battered sav. HA Geez I miss Roy & HG

  • Me too.. Good we can still watch here :)

  • hello boys....Bloody Hilarious

  • "ooooo ouch battered sav" lol funniest guys

  • this is absolutely hilarious......:D spinning date!

  • I LIKE THE BALLS

  • "And into the corner with a lamby leap!"

    Or at least that's what I think he says...

  • you can listen to them every week on triple J radio (the show is This Sporting Life) or you can get it from iTunes

  • Hello booooyyyysss :)

  • LMAO

  • hahah this is what made me watch the olympicsssss

  • "tremendous strength in that battered sav, it must be swelling already"

    Really wish someone would give them another show, this was the only thing that made me even slightly intersted in the olympics.

  • flat bags lol and bangs the flute class....

  • They better be doing London... or wherever the next winter olympics are being held. I would rather Roy and H.G. didn't get arrested (cause Chinese have no sense of humor) and have to somehow tolerate yum cha...

  • Where were Roy and HG for Beijing? How I hated YumCha. Worst show ever.

  • is yumcha just another name for the golden ring show? =\

  • They did a daily half-hour show on triple J radio for the Beijing Olympics. You can download each episode off the triple J website. It's called the Golden Ring Show.

    And yes, Yumcha was completely pathetic.

  • Agree. Yum Cha total garbage. The gymnastics wasn't the same without the "flat bags"

  • Gotta love the unique commentary & in some cases I think it's even better than the actual event

  • i remember as a 14 year old trying to stay up to watch the dream. it was on at 11ish in adelaide. it was worth being tired at school the next day. does any one know if there is a "the dream" dvd box set out?? cheers guys

  • Bravohh, yep there sure is, I have one, not sure if you can get it brand new any more, might want to try online at ezy dvd or try ebay.. cheers

  • i was in JBHI-FI today and saw a couple on sale for about $25.00

  • "Twinkle with a bit of Sparkle".. love it. Every time I've seen the floor routines at the Beijing Games I automatically go into spinning date hello boys etc. You and HG have a lot to answer for hehehe... miss them heaps on these games....

  • valiantbabe: me too!

  • "with the lucky socks on" this gets funnier every time.

  • "he said to me HG, that this is his favourite apparatus"---- "is that right? apparatus? he can just roll it up and take home with him after the competition" haha LOL!

  • Can't watch gymnastics in the same way since the Sydney Olympics! :) so funny

    Why weren't they commentating this year??? I so miss them!

  • Aussies are fucking awesome fuck the english

  • They made fun of everything

    so dont start racist crap

    THE DREAM WAS A CLASSIC!

  • don't get me wrong , i am not starting anything racist (never been one ) , i was just curious ! Thanks for canalrats, chickinchainmail, peachflan n yourself , i am now clear ! PEACE !!!

  • was just curious if they also make fun of the Australian athletes ?

  • watch the wrestling

  • Yes, wimp, that's how they got their start.

  • Sure do, nothing is sacred to these guys.  Just listen to their latest outing for the current games.

  • oh yes!!!!!!!!

  • does anyone have any of the figure skating commentary from the Ice Dream???? i miss the "cop that"!!!

  • Gold! I miss Roy & HG while watching the Beijing Olympics.

  • they were so funny

    I have it on tape and watch it everytime the olympics come around

  • Flat bag into a....hello boys!

  • This show was 8 years ago and STILL so many australians when gymnastics comes up it's the battered sav and close the door. It's classic. Watch the plympics today and it's so funny for that. it really is a classic

  • ahh yes the ol' Hello Boys

  • crazy date into a party date

  • 'and i'm home into the corner with a lamby leap' ahahahhaha

  • I could go a battered sav.

  • Hot sand!

  • Heeelllooo booyysss

  • "Mince work" LMAO!

  • ".....with the lucky socks on"

  • Actually, the yanks start the wars and us Auissies have to save their arses!

  • Thats when the yanks arent ducking from the "friendly fire"

  • dont start em and we wont have to come over and show you how to wipe your asses,now fuck off and buy a gun.....dickhead

  • roy and hg rock.....please come to beijing!!!

  • LMFAO!!!!!

  • if you lot had savs that anyone thought were worth battering, maybe you wouldn't be so concerned with buying guns and starting wars to compensate for your shortcomings. batter your own sav and shut the fuck up

  • 5,000 australians killed in vietnam...

    50,000 americans killed...mostly by each other. pissweak soldiers the septics.

    you got a hide mentioning war dickhead.

  • Wait, when did the US join WW2?

  • We come to your wars... to stop you from embarrasing yourselves. To paraphrase Rommel - Give me a squadron of Australians and I will win you the war.

    Fuck off.

  • Fuck up wanker!

  • Trust an American to start talking about war! Just can't help themselves...

  • this just made the Olympics! really a great show!

  • i cannot believe that channel seven is not renewing their contract or show.

    how crap will the olympics be now?

    they are replace roy and hg with a morning show called yum cha... yeah... i know lol! and even worse the hosts are andrew daddo and kylie gilles or whatever her name is. i definately wont be tuning it.

  • "..and offers the toolbox to the judge!"

  • Love you guys !! hello boys !! please commentate the games this year Roy & Hg !!you guys are the funniest ever ! LOL!!!

  • provocative moves??:P

  • I hope the boys are back this year. Comedy at it's best.

  • I've got all the episodes on dvd, comedy gold....

  • hahahas " then a "BATTER THE SAND" :D To a 360 crazy date, almost turning into a party date.. oh close the door..and the flat bags!!!!here he goes HELLO BOYZ :D:D Roy and HG absolute legends lol funniest things i've seen in a while!!! great video!!!

  • sorry " BATTER THE SAV" lolz sand what was i thinkin lol

  • i love these guys they are sooooooooooooooooo funny.

    hello boyz, that is classic

    :)

  • The best: 'Hello Boyzz' XD

  • absolute genisus; these guys are legends

  • can't believe some of you didn't get the jokes. This show was on every night during the olympics, and even the athletes from other countries at the olympic village said they enjoyed the show.

  • I guess cause you don't understand waht they are saying?

  • the dream was by far my fav part of the syd olympics :)

  • i completely agree. id wait all day for it :D

  • fucking classic

  • Flat baaaaaaags...

  • "lambie leap" haha fucken clasic

  • Aw man, this brings me back memories. Funny stuff, including the "battered Sav"! XD

  • O FOR AWESOME - DAVID TUA (TUAMAN)

  • Legends!

  • ahhhhhhh memories, I love Roy and HG

  • you are a ass

  • haha, thats funny, oh i miss the sydney games, best ever!! :)

  • Remember it took New Yorkers (the sophisticated ones) 20 years to understand Dame Edna and now they can't get enough of her. You have to take things really slowly with the Americans. Paticularly on the topic of humour which they don't even spell correctly.

  • Does it matter if americians dont like it im aussie and i think its fucking funny. I mean americians have different humour to aussies, look at amercian tv shows like jay leno and all that shit i'd rather watch judi dench have sex with adam sandler than watch that shit. Oh And btw i totally agree gymnastics is one of the hardest sports in the world but mate its fucking gay. I mean guys dancing around in fucking short shorts and tight clothes is gay mate.

  • You've got it all wrong... Gymnasts misspell humor and Americans are gay.

  • omg!!! i never thought i would be able to find it!!!

    thankyou

  • you can get it on dvd

  • absolutely brilliant! Only Aussies can think up such magical parody! Roy and Hg have a radio show here in Australia called 'This Sporting Life' which talks more about local sports (such as Cricket, Rugby League, Afl, Union and their endless support for Mark Webber) and its just hillarious.

  • Does any one have any more of "The Dream" with R & HG?

  • omg crazy date to party date to hello boys

  • Great Show!

  • Love the "battered sav" and the "hello boys"! these guys rock

  • They're commenting on the mens parts.

    The "sav" being the savaloy or sausage. Battering in beans beating it. When the gymnast falls on his crutch, he is batters the sav.

  • What we really need now is some of the classic coverage of the greco-roman wrestling. Now that stuff was great!

  • the keg?

    going the dog

  • i was in australia for the olympics and this was our evening entertainment. never got old, roy and hg are geniuses.

  • i LOVE HG N ROY

  • HILARIOUS!!!

    if you don't find that funny then no one can help you and your humourless

  • Hello boys - Hi these are my balls for you to see

    Flat Bag - My sack is sitting flat on the floor

    Battered Sav (Sav is short for a brand of sausage) - Banging your c0c- on the floor

  • intoresting (not)

  • even if you didn't get the point of it, come on.. it's gymnastics lol.

  • I didn't think the bit was very funny but I wasn't bothered by it or anything. I just don't know why gymnastics is constantly picked on. I mean, it's one of the hardest sports in the world, if not THE hardest, and it's made fun of and sneered at by people just because they can't relate to it (How many of you have ever swung a Giant?), and yet other sports which are boring to watch and even sometimes actually look stupid, like baseball and tennis, are placed on a pedastal. It makes no sense.

  • they aren't picking on Gymnasitcs you idiot! They are comededians! I am an Aussie living in the States and it never ceases to amaze me how dumb you septic tanks are!

  • It sounds like they are. I really couldn't understand your stupid Aussie gibberish, but according to dkeo69, they were making fun of gymnastics. "Crazy date"? That's another way of saying, "I don't know what a flair, not to mention a Gogaladze, is." Typical gymnastics-layman talk.

    I didn't find it that funny but I also didn't find it that offensive either. They were making fun of the sport but I'm not that mad about it.

  • What you must understand about Roy & HG is that they are performing a parody of the typical or clichéd sports commentator. They do this sort of call for a whole range of sports. In fact in Australia this weekend they are performing an alternative spoof radio broadcast of our 2 most beloved football codes and nobody here gets offended, so don't take it so personal that in this clip they happen to be poking a bit of fun at your favourite sport.