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  • Give it a shot. Can't be as fucking bad as what Australia has now.

  • go for it you got my vote and your in with a good shot i reckon ya funny bastard

  • excuse the fuck out of me

  • im votin for u mate

  • What a boring cunt.

  • ur a twat racist to aborigine people dont even respect the countrys native shame on i flag this video ur a twat for wat u said about aborigines yes some other stuff u said is true but i was greatly offended by ur EXTREAMLY RACIST term.

  • @JESSENORTHQLDCOWBOYS Go and suck on a cock....

  • i would fucking vote for FAB

  • I would def vote for u man.

  • i would vote for u for pm u wouldnt be able to do worse then what we have had

  • We have a new election next year. I am voting you in for US President! lol

  • i fucking love how you open your beer!!!

  • You are right in so many ways, but so wrong. Your a funny bloke though, cant help watching :)

  • i will vote for you but i live in the U.S

  • im in big time

  • YES.

    Get rid of the gun laws; PLEASE.

  • Fuck YES I'd vote for you.

  • The Fat Aussie Bastard party! It has a ring to it, and you would probably get 50,000 votes easy, please run dude, we have such shit partys like the Aussie sex party who are perverts and they get lots of vote un4tunately

  • RUN! I will vote 4 YOU! I BERIEVE IN YOU!

  • go for it you crazy cunt

    

  • JUST doen an ox, are u my brother?

  • bit gen man :) fab for 13 :)

  • Why do you get fined over in Australia for not voteing?!

  • id vote for you man

    

  • if i lived in au i'd vote

  • I'd vote

  • Lol me too, I would vote for you if I lived in australia :p

  • If I was living in Australia I wolud vote for you

  • i don't think that was tobacco he was smoking lmao

  • soz but dont think i would vote for you because might not be good for Australia =(

  • i would vote for ya mate XD

  • FAB 4 PM! You should run this country. You say what most of us think. Where do I send my 10 bucks! & FUCK U "anthdanae" - you're either from Melbourne, VIC, or another country. FUCK U! Harden the fuck up. FAB all the way!

  • i would fucking vote for you....

    VOTE FOR FAB

  • fuckin oath mate i would vote for u everyday for the week

  • FAB FOR PM, DO YA NEED A CAMPAINE MANAGER THAT CANT SPELL, HA,HA, GO FOR IT

  • FAB FOR PM, FUCK OATH

  • Fucken oath mate! kick the slack cunts in the ass and make it a little easier for us hard working every day Aussies!

  • what a tosser you are... looking at the palm tree in the background, I will presume you are from queensland, which i guess explains it all

  • awsome videos 

  • im english and id vote for u - fuck it id vote 4 u 2 b prime minister in england mate!!!!

    hero..... sam from blackpool england :)

  • lmao vote #1 FAB.....hahah

  • im from america, and i love you! if you ran for new york senator i would vote for you on the spot! you have balls and care about the important stuff. and i particularly like your view in regard to those bastard terrorists.. love ya man.. tommy from new long island new york!

  • your house is huge

  • Mizz Gillard needs what?....... she needs a good old fcuking root! who wood wanna volunteer though? :-P

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  • i'm not even aussie, but if i were, i'd vote for you...

  • Id vote for ya in a heartbeat with all those policies.....fuck i hate politicians.

  • Besides, if someone likes the country or state they're in but doesn't wanna get politically involved and doesn't care that much about those issues, so be it! Call them what you will, but at least let them live in peace and do their thing. I hate how so many people make such a big deal about voting that they almost crucify you if you admit you don't. "Don't you care about our future?"

    ...Not so much anymore. This country is a pack of idiots, for the most part. We're fucked anyway.

  • @whoo689 I'm just saying, if you put things in perspective it gives you a better view. Someone gets maybe around $400,000 a year to run one of the most powerful country in the world while a company CEO gets paid $2mil+ a year for attending a few board meetings.

  • A lot of political scientists LOVE to complain about the "low" voting rate here in the U.S. (high 50%s, low 60%s), but come on. Wouldn't the rate be pretty fucking similar in most other well-established republics or democracies if they DIDN'T have crap like compulsory voting? And the people actually stopped buying the bullshit lie that they have to keep HOPING that the new election will "finally" bring real change?

  • @whoo689 The last decent, honest, non-corrupt president this country had was JFK. It all went downhill after he got assassinated. And it's gotten exponentially worse with each new Congress and president. I pity the fools who actually thought Obama represented "hope and change." I could see right through that facade. I was speaking out and telling folks to wake up, not that McCain was any better though.

  • @whoo689 Btw, your "platform" does sound pretty fucking good, mate.

  • Getting fined for not voting is just insane. Compulsory voting- how is that freedom? Being forced to hold your nose through a sea of bullshit choices on a ballot because the gov't says so? So glad we don't have that crap here in the U.S., although the fines don't sound too steep.

    I'm almost to the point of not voting myself. The state of politics here in the U.S. is pretty fucked up, too, and only a few politicians are even worth paying attention to, let alone voting for.

  • 3 minutes ago awesome video im from the UK and i didnt know you called it the dole in australlia aswell. ive heard you say bloody a few times aswell i didnt know they said that in australlia either. id vote for you to be primeminister your views are the same as my dads hes a fat bastard aswell with a bald head but hes got a goatee instead of the moustache or whatever its called that you have lol great vid.

    and i always said charity starts at home not in another country thumbs up

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  • id luv to have a chat with you hey ur a realist,contact me on crossfir3@yahoo.com.au ur the man

  • agree with every policy except for the 1 tax bracket, would need a little more convincing, but could work

  • saturday morning and on the cascades haha, FAB FOR PM!

  • Even $75,000 would be generous... British Columbia once had a Premier who used to run a hardware store, and he ran the province exactly the way he ran the store...

    The place hasn't been run that well since.

  • best video you have ever made fab. 

  • MATE i would vote for you undoubtably you have it nailed!!!!!

  • got my fuckin vote

  • HELL YEAH! I'd vote for ya! sheeit!

  • Dammit wish you were running here you would have my vote in a heartbeat lmfao

  • This is quite a funny speech really!

  • u have a very nice house

  • @225rebel thanx...

  • @TheFatAussieBarstard  u have turned yourself into hellfire fuel u are a shit

  • shit, did you actually open it with your eye?

  • @shortanious yes...

  • FAB1 FAB1 FAB1 FAB1 FAB1 FAB1 FAB1 FAB1 FAB1 FAB1 FAB1 FAB1 FAB1 FAB1

  • Man you had my vote in the first 4mins in LOL.

    MAD vids. keep up the good work.

    OH ALSO i agree with MOST of you policies except the gun one. your right people KILL people. but i dont think nearly EVERYONE should have one. you'd get dumb cunts killing other thus creating more work.

  • Man you had my vote in the first 4mins in LOL.

    MAd vids. keep up the good work.

  • dick togs HAHAHA

  • no joke you should go for pm you'd do alot better job fab

  • @thechozen101 I agree...hahahahha

  • id vote for u fab

  • Gotta say, I probably wouldn't vote for ya, but I do like the flat rate in tax policy.

  • Hahahahha YOU'D HAVE MY VOTE!

  • you'd have my vote if I were australian,

    soft cocks out!!

    there's a joke there in that last sentence too somewhere...

    hahahahaha!!!!

  • You've got my vote big fella. Go for it man we need a hard ass government, not a softcock government.

  • if i was Australian i would vote!!!

  • My wholehearted vote for you FAB mate!

  • We have a local businessman in our district in Ohio doing the same thing as you. Trying to get rid of the lying corrupt assholes by running on the platform of being for the people, for businesses, with a good head on his shoulders and not being entrenched in all the political shit.

  • Guns dont kill people

    uh uh

    I kill people

    *chick chack*

    with guns

    *pow*

    (8)Jonlajoie - I kill people

    lool

  • @Purpleknobb I agree mate ............. 08:05

  • You got a freakin mansion, why do u need a charity from us ya big softy!

  • @Highestdood I dont need charity...I need campaign funds..lol...

  • @TheFatAussieBarstard

    Well fab has beaten me, god dammit

  • haha, sorry, i thought it didn't print. you know kinky friendman. he is a stoned musician, but funny as hell. he ran for governor of texas, and got 20 percent.

    you would be a breath of fresh air, or a fart, depending upon the circumstances.

  • @Jenophile1 I like farts....lol..

  • you have my vote mate go for it

  • damn straight i would support you. you would tell the truth, right? you would do the right thing by oz, no? Run you fat old bastard. RUN!!!!!!!

  • Run you mother forking bastard. You would tell the truth, right? You would do the right thing by Australia, No? Run you fat old bastard. RUN!!!!!!!

  • damn straight i would support you. if you got in, you would tell the forking truth. and you would do the right thing for oz. damn, run you fat old bastard. RUN!!!!!!

  • you smoking a joint FAB? lolz

  • Even though I'm British, I'd still vote for you to get into being Prime Minister because you're awesome :P

  • hung parlie? Yeah hang the fucking lot of those lying cunts

  • Your a knobhead. 7 minutes and you didnt even finish that light beer pussy. Dumb policies but some good ones too guess youd be another politician then. Chopper wannabe!!

  • mmm... I'll buy you a beer FAB, but vote you for PM... just about every one of your semi-serious policies made me cringe in some way. So not off to a good start :)

  • @Silkspine

    I thought the flat tax sounded fair, I recon 20% :)

  • @Knightyme gday. re flat tax... I fear we have enough probs with the rich getting richer while the poor get poorer? I do agree with politicians having less extravagant perks (cattle class is very tempting, but I think they need their anonymity on planes ) Also while I'd like to see more people on the dole put to work, I don't think it's that simple.

  • @Silkspine

    Perhaps but the working poor pay more then 20% tax now and the rich pay much less now. I though there was already a work for the dole scheme. Perhaps it has since been revoked since last i looked, if so then put it back. I would include voluntary work in that, so if someone was to say volunteer for meals on Wheels, that would count. Just my suggestion anyway. :)

  • @Knightyme I thought below a certain income, you were exempt and lower income rebates could apply, but I guess it depends what income level you're talking about. (I supported the proposed mining tax.) I believe there is still a work for the dole scheme but yeah I think it can improve. (In my area at least, with all the commission housing white trash with too much time on their hands and can pose various problems - vandalism, theft, noise, etc). Volunteer work is an interesting idea.

  • @Silkspine

    I have had a few stints on the Dole when i was younger. i would often do volunteer work while between jobs, and this was well before 'work for the dole' was even thought of, let alone enacted.

    One place was called CITY (Community Improvement Through Youth), we did quite a few things, take kids skating or camping. Organise and run shows for arts festivals or similar. Oce i was even involved in a pilot trip to see if it was feasible to map the Murray River via canoe. It was fun

  • champion.... drinking tassie beer!

  • @ThePauleman I,m coming over...hahahahha

  • one of the independents wants to bring home the troops and im all for that...if you dont vote you cant really have a whinge can you

  • @64g15csr YEAH YOU CAN, IF YOU DONT VOTE, IT AINT YOUR FAULT, ON THE OTHER HAND IF YOU DO VOTE, ITS YOUR FUCKING FAULT....GARBAGE IN, GARBAGE OUT.....THE PUBLIC SUCK, NOT POLITICIANS

  • thats a good policie i mean fuck of boat people

  • @Eshayzbra96 LEARN TO SPELL

  • Politicians aren't paid that much and with the highest salary of over $350,000 (well above regular politicians), the workload easily justifies the salary.

  • @sovcorp r u fucking serious???

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  • i will vote!

  • haha, im aboriginal and i voted for pauline hanson. She had some good ideas but she was dumb as dog shit, thus her failure.

  • @yippe hahaha...agreed mate...but she would have been wild in bed...hahah

  • Yeah i didnt vote got fined didnt pay my fine got pulled over by the police for speeding they checked my background saw that i hadnt payed the fine and they took away my drivers license for 6 months fucking wankers...

  • you know what you should do, tell the RBA to fuck off and let the aussie people have the right to controll the money.

  • WTF? you get fined for not voting in Aussie? that is fucking malicious

  • @GloomFate no it's not - you don't actually *have* to vote - you just have to rock up and get your name checked off - what you do with the piece of paper they give you is up to you! You can leave it blank, throw it out, rip it up, or just vote 'informal'...in other words - vote nothing!

  • I vot for ya FAB, top bloke, next time you come down to Melbourne let me know dude, have a beer some time

  • Reading a speech by Pauline Hanson,and a description of the "One Nation" Party, it seems to me that they, and by extension you (if you endorse that sort of thing), are what we in the States call "white supremacists" and "ultra-right-wingers". Am I wrong?

    I am, by the way, "white" (if you're wondering).  But as I disapprove of "white supremacy", and nationalistic fervor, in the U.S., I'm not going to praise it when I see it elsewhere.

    No, I wouldn't vote for you, if I was an Aussie.

  • @CuriouserNCuriouser She wasn't a White supremacist, she was a plain old politician (A.K.A Bastard lol) I don't know if you are an Australian, but over here "Boat People" are illegal immigrants that come over here via Fishing Trawlers & small boats, From south east Asain countries (EG. Indonesia, Papua New Guinea and Malaysia) they are illegal immigrants and are a Nuisance to Tax payers, The "Working class People" & The Australian Navy.

  • @bongokoziown i fucking hate those bloody asian,indian cunts specaly the japs man cant they fuck of! sorry for being racist but this countrys full

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  • @CuriouserNCuriouser this is for Australians only fuck off exsceicaly boat people

  • Will you legalize whore houses and tax churches!

  • @scottmetze ...sounds like a plan mate...first fuck on the house...hahaha

  • racist cunt dribble

  • @hulanahula There is a difference between being Racist and having Beliefs, i would vote for him, but i doubt the General public, nor the Federal government would pass his Laws or his Policies.

  • @bongokoziown PREJUDICED BELIEFS ARE RACIST

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  • Will you come run my country? I'm scared of my current Prime Minister who also happens to be the result of a hung parliament.

  • @ukflissuk hes a racist cunt

  • @ukflissuk What country is that?

  • @bongokoziown England

  • @Haloren17 fuck england

  • @bongokoziown England. Our Prime Minister is doing what his government did 25 or so years ago, robbing from the poor and pocketing the profits while he parties with the rich and goes fox hunting. And I'm poor. So as you can probably understand I do not like this situation too much.

  • I would vote you in just for moving the abo scum to tasmaina.

  • im not even aussie but id vote for you ya fat bastard...i lived in W.A for 5years so i know how pissed off people can get.....

  • i live in the us but id vote fab if i was there

  • OH, YEAH, FAT BLOKE, THEY WILL SUSPEND YOUR LICENCE VIA THE TAX REVENUE CUNTS.....

  • POLITICS IS SCUM...

  • @deviatea

    HOW DARE YOU!!!

  • @Hammersley1967 - regarding? 

  • @deviatea

    The inappropriate and blasphemous FILTH that I posted...

  • See if you can sack the pollies who lie. Plenty of seats left after that. ;)

  • i would vote if something was thrown my way. (im easy to please) 

  • i absolutely love this guy! all your policies is exactly what this country needs to get the cocksuckers out of the fucking way and get the joint on track to a normal fucking system. id vote for ya FAB!

  • hehe, best vid ever... I just sat down and had a beverage with you while watching this and i've got to tell you FAB - this vid takes the cake.... A sum total of 119 different uses of the word "FUCK" in one video! - That alone wins my vote as PM of OZ. Yes, yes, I went back and counted them after I noticed you were getting a tad fired up about some of your policy...

  • @michael174 wow..thats got to be a record...haha

  • " I'd like to see Julia Gillard get in. Only cause she has nice tits and I'd love to fuck her" ahahahahahhahaha

  • oh fab, you didn't mention the burqa. what would be your policy on that?

  • some of your ideas are good anf i agree with but some i dont i would probably vote

    for ya

  • yes id vote

  • yep

    

  • I voted for Aussie s*x party for senate. In politics so long as you have a good senate no one else matters lol. right now we are screwed lol yeah I know about politics unfortunitly argr ... if you were running I vote!

  • F.A.B for PM

  • Here in the UK you aren't forced to vote but if you're registered to vote and don't vote your vote automatically goes to the current party in government. Bet you wouldn't like that eh FAB hehe.

  • Hey FAB what jobs did you have before I.T. !! or leave a reply thanks :)!

  • If you make 1 mil subs :)))) then you should really candidate!

  • puck yer, but think dick smith should have ago

  • YOU DRINK CASCADE? YOU ARE A POSER

  • beer on a saturday morning!?! you are truly the epitome of fat, aussie, and bastard. good work.

  • mate...you are a fucken legend, i'd vote for ya

  • fucking awesome mate i will vote you FAB!!!

  • If you got $1 for every time you said "Fuck", you could probably buy Prime Ministership.

    Thats what so fucking funny about you! Haha

  • Fucking brilliant mate,Id vote for you!