Jesus is Lord of Iraq

[TheCapBerry]

I love Pat Robinson's response, it's probably been awhile since Jesus spoke to him.

[RedSkiesAwaitUs]

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[PurpleStorm8]

Ah...now I see..

Well I sure am glad America has GOOD reasons for going to war in Iraq, don't you just feel a cheery, bright furture ahead of us all? *(sarcasim)

[actionist1983]

LMAO@ Crazy shit

[gautam27190]

'Lord of Iraq'? I didn't even know WoW had an accomplishment like that!

[isnalf]

jesus sure as hell is not the lord of iraq i believe that it is a combination of ieds and ak47;s

[ColonelMcMuffin69]

Who knew that Jesus supported bombing the fuck out of a country for their beliefs, but gets pissy when someone decides to masturbate

[OBEYWEEGEE]

Fucking religion, how does it work?

Oh wait..

[soadpwnsyou]

@OBEYWEEGEE

It doesn't :P

[thehobo1234567]

hey stupid news flash YOU ARE AN IDIOT!!!

[TheAntoninusPius]

As christian myself I know that Pat Robertson is a hypocrite, pure and simple. Jesus in the gospels and apostolic epistles have warned that there will be false teachers like this one. One should be careful to judge christian religion by this nutcase. There are many Christians who do not agree with him. I certainly know that Pat Robertson is in it for the money!

[mythcontrolpill]

May be Jesus is the lord of rack, he can't get enough of large luscious boobs!!

[angrydead]

I actually find this highly viable that Jesus is lord of iraq, having seen other things he's lord off he seems to resolved to run the planet into the ground.

[0SatampraZeiros0]

what I dont get is that, people who believed in Zeus, and Norse gods, and all kinds of gods that we now fancy as mythology, really believed in those gods, they killed and died for them, yet when we talk about them its like a fantasy a tale for kids to go to sleep at night a moral story to learn from, but when we talk about jesus or mohamed or raptor jesus, its like its taboo because were afraid it might be true, or well offend someone, wtf? and Zeus was way cooler than jesus too!

[AshillaBeige]

Praise god for all those little dead Iraqi babies. How dare they terrorize Amurica.

[isnalf]

yeah if Jesus is lord of Iraq than why are there still towel-heads blowing themselves the fuck up for Allah

[bachaka61]

If God really existed, he would've been on the Iraqui's side. First off, Saddam kept all the extremist terrorists in jail, and kept them scared of him, thus keeping Iraq safe. The US came in and killed Saddam, now these extremist jihadis are everywhere, and are killing Sunni, Shia, and even Christian Iraqui's. In other words, Bush helped free the terrorists, not the normal Iraquis, who in majority loved Saddam. Saddam kept the Arab Christians safe, so he shouldn't be seen as an "enemy of Christ"

[shaganonscom7]

@bachaka61 how do you know this to be fact?

[bachaka61]

@shaganonscom7 Well do your own research. Most Christian Iraqui's had government jobs or were high-ranking officials in the military. So saying Saddam is an enemy of Christ is just Zionist propaganda. Now, almost all Iraqui Christians are dead: not only that, but the terrorist sponsor states of Iran and Syria are still sending more terrorists through the Iraqui borders to cause chaos in Iraq.

[sleepcity]

Vomit.

[BlightedArt]

That's okay, let the 2 year old have his imaginary friend.

What? He's just bald? Oh god.

[Denethorable]

THere was tracer fire everywhere, bombs going off like crazy, and the lord said "LOL @ the dead arabs xD"

[Marzbarz007]

LMFAO!!!!! LMFAOO!!!@!!@!

This is hilarious! I've lost hope in mankind.

And to all of you who say you are christian, but hate people like this, you are just as bad. You're following the same bullshit religion these people are, get that through your head.

[angrydead]

He must be out taking a dump or something for the last few years.

[publicanimal]

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! What an assclown

[geckoblank]

This is why i quit being Christian.

[Zdudeisme]

I'm a Christian.. But this guy.. i think.. He may have some screws loose.

I mean, God may have said that.. but just.. he LOOKS like he's crazy. And sounds.

[junglebottom]

And no one has arrested this guy??????

[Mattm1986]

@junglebottom

For what?

[mynameissooriginal2]

wat

[ih8makinusernames]

the interviewer made this, I lol'd so hard when he said

"Jesus is lord of iraq?"

[LamentOfInnocence1]

Smoke weed erryday

[ClementRedneck]

Xenu is the real Lord of Iraq

[TheAntoninusPius]

False Prophet!

[sbtech01]

I love the implication .. Iraq was a holy war apparently. JESUS NEEDS OIL FOR HIS HUMMER.,... cos bitches love jesus' hummer.

[TheBaschtl]

Wow... just.. wow.

[Vikramthewhite]

hahaha what a tool

[Allish90]

Lol please someone ass fuck him with dry salt or atleast shove a pineapple up his little jesus weewee

[Waffleplateninja]

My dad is a soldier and a christian. He said "This guy's a fucking nut. I don't know who's dumber. This fag for running around in a battle yelling "PRAISE JESUS HE IS THE LORD OF IRAQ PRAAIIISE" or the towel-heads for not killing him."

It's fuckers like this guy that gives normal (or, at least, not psychotic) followers look bad.

[dykyo]

his buddies must have thought he'd finally snapped. Oh wait, he's christian.

[RoseSkye]

... wow I wish I was that delusional.. maybe if they made pot legal I would be.

[Vikramthewhite]

Canada ftw

[MetalFluffyNinja1]

the way that guy said "Jesus is lord of iraq?" it sounded like he was like acting like surprized. Kinda like how you do to a like 4 year old when they say "Look I drew you!" "!! you drew me?"

[algardaus]

Awesome

[riotforthepunx]

Fucking americans

[heidji]

IQ -1

[WraithXt1]

Typical Christian, what a fucking nut.

[ShmuelEhrlich]

Nobody's perfect.

[iwillbrakeyourskull]

Keep lying bitch

[Cymakil]

These people are so scary

[WhyNotTruth]

Pat looked surprised that Jesus was Lord of Iraq. Isn't he all places at all times?? Maybe Pat really doesn't believe what he preaches... XD

[WhyNotTruth]

Those who live by the sword, shall die by the sword. Jesus would not have invaded Iraq.

[WarPhalange]

Jesus is Lord of Iraq? Then why is he doing such a shitty job keeping peace there?

[Tomfummel]

He was obviously doing some kind of psychedelic drug at that point.

[VenomKing666]

THOUSAND OF INNOCENTS ARE DYING ALL HAIL JESUS !

Seriously what the fuck.

[ralphisawesome]

lol, voices talk to him

[tybash]

Mhhh ARAB Muslims are not the only terrorists I see

[dubnobasswithmahead]

Ugh.

[emokowsky]

fuck those fuckers in their fucking neck

[Smokez0rz]

It would be great to see your kind shipped of to Iraq, now THAT would be fucking hilarious and satisfieing. You fake little prick.

[Smokez0rz]

Uhh nvm, thought you were an emo (The emo on the name >_>)

[AmericanApostate]

I loe people like this. They validate my belief in the eventual failure of all mankind.

[pedritus2007]

jesus, please come down to earth just to slap this bald cretin.

[Spitzrock]

"jesus is lord of Iraq?" god it sounds like her orgasmed at that. Because jesus obviously needs a bunch of dumbfuck american troops to go in first and declare "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED"(see GWB) for him to say that he is lord of iraq. god this is why im an athiest

[peterinfrankfurt]

Imagine no religion - then we'd have a chance to live in peace. We are adults, so face the truth: Your dad is Santa Clause, there is no tooth fairy and man created god. The less religion a country has, the more functional its society. I don't believe in religion - I believe in mankind.

[jerseythedevil]

Then what's the point? :/

[peterinfrankfurt]

The point is, to recognize we only have this one life, and to make the most of it: to enjoy family and friends, to be enthralled by the beautiful of our natural world, to act responsibly towards our children, our jobs and our planet. To step above our genes and to help the weak. To enjoy our own quality of life, and to share it with others. That's the point.

[jerseythedevil]

Your ideal future is for everyone to fall in line and accept nihilism? Yeah, I bet people can really appreciate what's valuable to them then.

I prefer a personal spiritual exploration; not to come to a once-and-for-all conclusion but to have new revelations about the world as often as you can. I prefer that over, of course, simply taking what your religious authorities say as truth. I don't do that.

[Gihaal]

Praise Jesus for death and gunfire!

[micahw83]

Jesus is Lord of Iraq!?! lulz

[meowchi87]

The more ground these born-again bible thumpers gain, the more I believe in the power of my cat's ass and the coffee gods at Starbucks.

[CloudOfPixies]

The moron in the last seconds is priceless going all: ''Jesus is lord of Iraq?'' like a kid hearing about Santa for the first time. ''And he brings us presents?''

[boreddave]

loooool i want to keep him as a pet.. whata tool

[Gatelys]

This guy is the reason Christianity sucks.

[XXninebXX]

gatelys

christians do not suck

il tell u what sucks that is islam

people who treat woman like animals

[johnnyfatsac]

XXninebXX, he didn't say christians suck, he said christianity sucks. As in the idea of christianity, not it's followers, big difference. Read your bible and you'll see that christanity doesn't treat women very nice either. Women are unclean after they give birth and twice as unclean if they birth a girl. A woman and everything she touches is unclean during menstration. Wives are always to submit to their husbands. Women are to be silent and to never teach men. The bible endorses rape....

[SSTTEEAALLTTHH]

@Gatelys

Christians are the reason Christianity sucks. That and dogma.

[MasterAdam100]

@Gatelys That and the bible and faith.

[IslandOfSanity]

Unbelieveable! What a PIG. Actually, I don't want to insult pigs. There is no word bad enough for this creature who finds joy in killing people. May he find his soulmate, Adolf Hitler, in the next life and may they find their just rewards.He is sick. So is that idiot Robertson.

[TAKENnameARGH]

Fucking shit, quite literally.

"It gave me tremendous peace to be at an active warzone!", W T F!?

[omario1963]

you so stupid Jesus in Iraq wow.Did he like killing the Iraqi kids . fuck your bible .if your bible tell you to kill innocent people and laughf aboutit thin GO AND FUCK YOU SELF JESUS DONT KNOW YOU MOTHER FUCK YOU

[supersupercoolya]

oh my GOD.

[tavernwench]

I can't believe people like this. They're fuckin' nuts. If Jesus were to see this, he'd be banging his head against a wall going "No, goddamnit!! What they hell is wrong with this guy?!"

[MrCalhoun]

I guess Bin Laden said similiar stuff as the twin towers collapsed.

[Aaron518]

Pat Robertson sounded like a little kid being told about Santa Claus for the first time-" And he bring us presents?!??!?"

[zombyjesus]

HAHAHA!

[Sinverguenza727]

LMAO

I can't believe people follow idiots like Pat Robertson.

[dreamsofredspring]

oh yes, the good old crusader mentality. I guess it will never die.

[camuol2005]

I am sorry to say this, but if you think Jesus is the lord of Iraq...then fuck you Jesus. Innocent people are dying there everyday there.

[SirBladewind]

That guy makes all sane christians look bad. Don't look at us all like this. My is a god of love and sheds tears for all the innocent lives being shed, he doesn't praise it. This guy is just a wacko.

[SpartanGrounds]

does god shed tears? lets look at this.

1- if you were being literal, how do you know God has tear glands?

2- if god is all loving, why would he have people die? why would he have them suffer?

3- if god is really sad when someone dies, why would he bother creating this mess in the first place?

you're a hypocrite.

[SirBladewind]

Look I'm not even going to argue. No matter what I say, you'll just twist it around and insult me and my god and it won't change your mind one bit. And honestly, I think whatever your creed, relgion, gender, w/e, you shouldn't be hateful to others just because you don't agree with them, or believe what they believe. Especially when they do you no harm.

Thank you.

[am03ph]

You should be more proud of your wonderful faith SirBladewind. Jesus IS LORD OF IRAQ! Muslims die, God laughs!

If you read the Bible and come up with a different conclusion, then the holy spirit wasn't guiding you as you read it.

Praise the Lord and pray for more dead Muslims.

[IslandOfSanity]

These people are a bunch of psychopaths. They make me sick to my stomach!

[angrydead]

"Jesus is lord of Iraq???!!"

Were the fucks he been for the last few Months?

[RBLA818]

When Human Beings see a Bombing, they shed a tear and ask why!

When Neo-Cons see a Bombing, they have a sadistic orgasm and scream for more!

The only thing the Neo-Cons have proven is that they are the biggest threat to the world!

Put the Neo-Cons behind bars and Give Peace a Chance!!

[blockcocker]

attack another and start screaming about your god sounds like what the terrorists do

[KaseyAkira]

"Jesus is lord of Iraq???!!"

You NEVAR SHUT UP about Jesus being Lord of everything, day and night, 24/7, all year round, bla bla bla Jesus is King, Jesus rules Everything, Jesus is Lord of this Earth, so on and so forth....

And you're shocked when some goof tells you he's ALSO lord of Iraq. *sigh* -_-

[laggynewbie]

I am Napoleon reincarnated.

[NstyN8]

It's called schizophrenia; hearing voices and all.

[gtccold]

So let me get this... thousands of innocent people were getting kill during the bombing, children, women, and he's thanking jesus? Something is so not right.

[Escabizzlnizzl]

the man who made militainment came to my poli sci class at the University of Delaware and gave a small lecture with his documentary. Great guy, just watch how he edits his video, he sometimes takes what is being said out of context in order to prove his point.

[Fixhist]

Iraq and Afghanistan have defecto Ameerumin HE. George Busch.

Jesus and Allah have confired all powers in to His Excellency ;)

[rOaCh2000]

lol

[Marc010]

Pat's incredous sounding response to learning that "Jesus is Lord of Iraq" comes from the fact that he considers himself Lord of everything.

[Kafka05]

hey when he says the Lord said to him this and that, does that mean he heard voices in his head?