*smartassmode on* Really sorry for playing the smartass here (I don't like those guys :) )- but if the mortality rate is 10% per day, then it takes about 7 weeks until the matter can be considered resolved. It's because the so called law of decay - it has to be calculated with an exponential function. *smartassmode off* But the video is cool...
@PSchef81 Do not question The Computer. The Computer does not make errors. Insinuating that The Computer is in error is treason and grounds for summary execution and erasure of your clone template.
@SixWingZombi Of course the computer didn't make an error. The only possible explanation of this is of course that mean commie traitors have covertly installed some old reckoning rumours about a treasonous skill called "commiephysics". Of course I don't know any details, because they are not available at my security clearance, but I will immediately search for these traitors in the whole complex and bring them to justice...
Hey, didn't the computer just say to disable itself? In that last part with the errors. Meaning he is commanding them to disable him and therefore have the right to. XD
@KatanaGeldar AHAH! I have tricked one of them into speaking! You dare to call me a commie or mutant then you are wrong about me considering I'm Indigo. Second. You call me "Straitor" of which I have no idea what that is! Last but not least you are considered a Commie Mutant Traitor Scum for the fact that you'd stop me from serving Friend Computer. As well as I believe you are apart of the Romatics due to your traitorous username "katana". I've caught you red handed! XD
"Last week, poisonous gas leaks in Sector F led to a 10% mortality rate per day of the citizens in Sector F. After 10 days, the casualty rate has dropped to zero.
*smartassmode on* Really sorry for playing the smartass here (I don't like those guys :) )- but if the mortality rate is 10% per day, then it takes about 7 weeks until the matter can be considered resolved. It's because the so called law of decay - it has to be calculated with an exponential function. *smartassmode off* But the video is cool...
PSchef81 3 months ago
@PSchef81 Do not question The Computer. The Computer does not make errors. Insinuating that The Computer is in error is treason and grounds for summary execution and erasure of your clone template.
SixWingZombi 3 months ago
@SixWingZombi Of course the computer didn't make an error. The only possible explanation of this is of course that mean commie traitors have covertly installed some old reckoning rumours about a treasonous skill called "commiephysics". Of course I don't know any details, because they are not available at my security clearance, but I will immediately search for these traitors in the whole complex and bring them to justice...
PSchef81 3 months ago
Hey, didn't the computer just say to disable itself? In that last part with the errors. Meaning he is commanding them to disable him and therefore have the right to. XD
Gemini597 9 months ago
Good work
smurfs0ppa 9 months ago
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Not communism. true communism is ABOUT the people. This is fascism.
TheZenGato 10 months ago
Not communism. true communism is ABOUT the people. This is facism.
TheZenGato 10 months ago
Computer will be destroyed eventually. Merely a matter of time until it crumbles in on itself. Until then all hail.
Gemini597 11 months ago
@Gemini597 DIE COMMIE MUTANT STRAITOR SCUM!
KatanaGeldar 4 months ago
@KatanaGeldar AHAH! I have tricked one of them into speaking! You dare to call me a commie or mutant then you are wrong about me considering I'm Indigo. Second. You call me "Straitor" of which I have no idea what that is! Last but not least you are considered a Commie Mutant Traitor Scum for the fact that you'd stop me from serving Friend Computer. As well as I believe you are apart of the Romatics due to your traitorous username "katana". I've caught you red handed! XD
Harlequin619 4 months ago
I hope it's okay if I use some of the ideas from this...
Sammichez1 1 year ago
interesting if true
speedmatters75 2 years ago
"Last week, poisonous gas leaks in Sector F led to a 10% mortality rate per day of the citizens in Sector F. After 10 days, the casualty rate has dropped to zero.
The matter is now considered resolved."
MrIcePho3nix 2 years ago 20
The COMPUTER rules!
Great work.
greatspiritwar 2 years ago
communist totalitarianism by computer ftw.
SpazzyTheEmo 2 years ago
Hahaha
If bread is equal to nothing
and
citizens are equal to nothing
then citizens are equal to bread
Buckethead1221 2 years ago 4
Makes me want to find a local group to play Paranoia with.
HappyWulf 2 years ago 10
"All your base are belong to us"
DmasterX69 2 years ago
Brilliant! You sir, are a genius! 5 stars
madseadog 2 years ago 2
Oooh, I love it.
Lostoyannaya 2 years ago
Loved it.
lexigore 2 years ago
hahaha that was savage
kman278 2 years ago 3
hehe really cool vid.
Glados evil brother? :D
Joelbitar07 2 years ago
Excellent job...should do more like this one.
macdeath69 2 years ago
makes me want to play Paranoia more and more
MysticBeauty15 2 years ago
Haha, I like it! Really captures the dark humour of Fallout and Paranoia dystopias. All Hail Friend Computer!
Beatnuki 2 years ago
this is awesome ! it would me one hundred tousand more awesome if you made more of this like mission alerts and stuff
jozephmadison 2 years ago 2