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  • There is no god. If there is, it is not here now and left a long time ago.

  • @avielMenter I'm sure if anybody else reads it they would understand. I think it's just you.

  • @ZombeeProductions A quote implies quotations marks. All that I wrote is written in the Bible or in the Coran... Jesus WAS the king of the Jews. It IS a sin to elope before marriage. Jews DON'T belive in Jesus AND God created the World in seven days. You Bible thumpers male the dumbest arguments!

  • GET THESE MUTHAFUCKIN RELIGION ARGUMENTS OFF THIS MUTHAFUCKIN COMMENT BOARD.

  • it's not just religion. all of the idolism (ideologies, political sides, music subcultures, etc) make the people blind.

    for example: the uploader pretty sure is a typical modern materialist liberal agitator

  • An explanation on religion, by me: The belief that a supernatural, non-existent being (or beings) made a planet within seven days. They then added two people to elope (a male and a female). But, in most religions it is a sin to have sex before marriage. Who says Adam and Eve were married eh? Apparently, Christianity was created by the king of the Jews (Jesus). OK, how come the Jews don't believe in this king? You people are fucked up...

  • @OficialFamousPeople your stupid. you only explained 3 religions out of the thousands. religion: belief in the supernatural.

  • @umidontno040394 Did I say I was going to explain every religion? No.

  • @OficialFamousPeople you just said religion. so yeah that implies all religion.

  • @umidontno040394 Religion meaning the religions who are most corrupt. There! Happy? Fucking judgmental motherfucker.

  • @OficialFamousPeople all religions that use churches are corrupt.

    I'd go into explaining it, but 1. no one will believe me with the number of chars I'm limited to and 2. it'll give you guys a great start on actually going out and researching facts to separate truth from fiction YOURSELF.

    (^ not wholly directed at you. sorry about the tone, had to use it for the idiots on here.)

  • @OficialFamousPeople I spy with my little eye, some ignorant guy who doesn't know what he's talking about! Mind reading the Bible before you quote it?

  • @OficialFamousPeople This addresses specifically old christian theology. It's hardly an explanation of "religion".

  • @avielMenter It's the same Christian theology as 1000 years ago. Nothing's changed, really. The bible is still full of rape and contradictions. It's still filled with fables and legends. I wasn't going for a full explanation on religion. To explain religion, I would need at least fifty pages! I was just barely scratching the surface of what religion is. It's not old Christian theology or new theology, It's theology like it was before and is now.

  • @OficialFamousPeople But you said "my explanation of religion" not "my explanation of christianity". And I'm pretty sure that Christian interpretation of the Bible has changed (albeit, I agree, not enough)

  • @avielMenter The sin of having sex before marriage may not be a sin in the Bible, but in the Qur'an it is. I wasn't just explaining a part of the Christian religion, but also Muslim and Jewish. When I said religion, I meant more than one religion. Why do you think I'm only aiming at the Christians?

  • @OficialFamousPeople Because your explanation only covers Christian theology.

  • @avielMenter My explanation doesn't only cover Christian theologies! Go back and read it, I clearly state Adam and Eve (both Christian and Muslim), the sex before marriage thing (Muslim) and how the Jewish don't believe in Jesus. I count three, not one. Get your facts straight.

  • @OficialFamousPeople The Jews don't believe that Jesus was ever the King of the Jews, and your interpretation of the creation story is specifically Christian.

  • @avielMenter First of all that's exactly what I just said... Second just because the creation thing is Christian doesn't mean the comment is specifically about Christians. You just love arguing don't you?

  • @OficialFamousPeople But because the Jews don't believe that Jesus was king that specifically covers Christian theology. And yeah, if you only talk about Christian theology then you're only talking about Christians. That's tautological.

  • @avielMenter That the Jewish don't believe in Jesus is only in relation to Christianity. It's mainly about Jewish. And I'm not only talking about Christian theology, There is Muslim theology involved in that too. Actually, it's mainly about the Muslims. I say Adam and Eve were put on Earth (Muslims believe in Adam and Eve too) and then I say that in some religions it's wrong to have sex before marriage (that's also Muslim). You don't know what you are talking about my friend.

  • @OficialFamousPeople Can you rephrase that? Your grammar was such that I couldn't really understand you.

  • @avielMenter How could you not understand? Are you uneducated or something? It's pretty simple. If you do not understand, re-read. It's basic text comprehension you learn elementary school.

  • @OficialFamousPeople I couldn't understand you because your grammar was poor.

  • I want a pony!

  • LMAOOOO. I'm a Christian and I thought this was funny as hell!

  • what episode is this from?

  • @Interceptor810 season 3 episode 17: A pharoh to remember.

    

  • over 250 people are ''DUMB!''

  • I myself worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster. He is quite clearly the only god to ever exist. He holds the Solar System together to creat the effect we call "gravity." He is all-forgiving and all-knowing. R'amen.

    inb4takenseriously

  • @MaxOblivion5 Actually, it's all religions that are being mocked. And atheism is not based on theories. It's based on facts (i.e all religions are inaccurate according to scinetific research)

  • @The8347135 Science is based off of theories more than anything else...EVER...unless its a law...its at least partially a theory and i'm pretty sure theirs no fuckin atheism law...have you ever heard of the big bang THEORY...according to scientific research there are almost as many creation theories as there have been cultures on this planet. :)

  • @1997WoRm i tuned out after "Science is based off of theories"

  • @1997WoRm i don't mean to be rude but i doubt that there are many creationism Theorys about. theory means a hypothasis based in fact. i don't beleve that many religeons have much hard evidence. i'm not against creationism. but i doubt there are many actual theorys about it.

  • @EmoKidNathanQ I may be guilty of maybe a little exaggeration. :) Religions don't really have hard evidence, and unfortunately the argument about which religion (or lack of religion) is right will never end. I, personally, am open to whatever ideas are presented to me as long as they make sense. P.S. You, sir, are a very knowledgeable emo kid. :)

  • @MaxOblivion5 Religion,

    The belief that there was once one or more beings living in nothing and nothing happened to nothing then they magically created everything at once (for no reason) creating everything. Then a bunch of magical beings created things then called them dinosaurs (for no reason) even though its been revealed there were living things besides and before dinosaurs.

    And religion thinks theyre absolutely right.

  • @1997WoRm Excellent point good sir.

  • God loves Atheist. Because they don't whine to him about their problems.

  • I'm atheist and I really couldn't care less if someone is christian, Hindu, catholic, or anything. I just hate it when people try to force you into a religion.By the way I'm 13.

  • @LOTxAPOLLO You should care because religion affects everything around you. Most religious people you meet are just trying to be good people, they don't follow all the horrible things their religion says they should. But by supporting a religion they give it the power to influence the law, suppress people's rights, spread hatred and lies, and even commit genocide.

  • @LOTxAPOLLO "By the way I'm 13"

    Who gives a fuck?

  • Additionally, the third quote from the verse that I mentioned from the Bible states " On these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets." So any law stating to kill someone for this and that would be negated. It's hoping that through love and forgiveness, people wouldn't do so many evil things. It wouldn't make sense to kill or steal from the ones you love. This world is full of hate after all.

  • I say to you that it's not religion or Atheism itself, it's those who abuse it. For instance, Matthew Ch.5 verse 43-48 states that you should love your enemies. Matthew Ch.7 verse 1-5 states that you should not judge others. Matthew Ch.22 verse 34-40 states that you shall love God and neighbor as yourself. Have you not heard of the 10 Commandments as well from Exodus Ch.20 verse 1-17? How many times have "Christians" failed (including myself), to obey these laws?

  • @blitzwaffe Religion IS the problem, because religion is so easy to abuse. If some guy in a beard says to a bunch of horny youths that they'll get 72 virgins in paradise when they blow themselves up, then there's no possible argument based in religion to prove him wrong. Or take these bigots from the Westboro Baptist Church. They don't ABuse religion, they just USE it. The Bible is pretty clear on homosexuality, so they feel perfectly justified in their hate.

  • @lagerbaer Well I've never read the Quran so I can't say for sure about that. For the Westboro Baptist Church, they're obviously extreme hypocrites since they continue to hate. The New Testament tells people to be loving and forgiving. The Westboro Baptist Church cannot justify their actions with one law from Leviticus or Deuteronomy because of the New Testament books such as Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, and etc.

  • @blitzwaffe So what about the letters of Paul then? He also condemns homosexuality (worthy of death...). What Christians do is pick and choose the verses they like and ignore the ones they don't like. I suppose you haven't sold all your belongings and spread it among the poor yet.

  • @lagerbaer Can you cite me that passage?

  • @blitzwaffe Romans 1:26 to 1:32

  • @lagerbaer The passage seems to talk about the past and how people chose to do things that were against the law ie Leviticus Ch.18 verse 1-30. The passage shows how evil people are but doesn't specifically state they should be killed. It does say that they do deserve to die but Paul does not order them to be killed. If the passage said you must immediately kill all the fornicators, then I would see a problem. I encourage you to find another passage from the New Testament.

  • FUCK YEAH ATHEISTS RULE *trololol the christians below*

  • Warning: Stupid comments about Religion and Science in 3 2 1.

  • Heh, I'm a polytheist.

  • @TheShadowWolfie a wha? o.o

  • @TheShadowWolfie no, you're just old school

  • @jaredthebest47 No. I made my own polytheistic religion.

  • Warning, thumb humping attention whore above.

  • If there is a god,there is,and if there isn't,there isn't and nothing we say,think,believe,or do will make any difference either way.Stop arguing,wait to die 'then' find out (or not) !! In the meantime enjoy the short time we all get for existance.

  • @17931815 Hug me my brother.

  • it's foolish for religion to Enter the Interweb. Should it enter, it will be torn to pieces and reduced to ashes

  • I love the internet.

  • Sounds like government to me

  • @animedorkify Win!

  • @animedorkify how if i may ask?

  • Personally, I don't think that Futurama was making fun of religion, I think they were making fun of people who take following their religion way too far.

  • @AINGELPROJECT667 that is exactly what they did that's why this is so funny lol

  • @AINGELPROJECT667 Exactly. Lolz

  • They should just put the word,"OBEY",on the bible.

  • @Doum92 Logical fallacy

  • @MaxamillianArturo You strike again!

  • The high priest say things and the monk behind him translate into some thing more easy to understand!

  • Religion is a front so that gangsters can legally fight their turf wars.

  • You know, Religion has brought good things as well as bad (Mostly bad, but it's almost even).

  • Aaaaah. It all makes sense now.

  • Brilliant!

  • ad-hominem attack

  • @MaxamillianArturo Daaawwww you are so cute talking about thing you dont understand.

  • @Doum92 Your comment made me smile. Thanks for the "Daaawwwww" sound effect. Happy Ignorance fighting! :)

  • @SamAndPatrick Defines me what you mean by ''ignorance'' and I may give you some of my time¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • Warning: Pointless internet argument below!

  • @codyownz2 Well done, here's a cookie...

  • @codyownz2 OH NO!!!

  • 250 people have been freed of thought and responsibility.

  • Hilarious AND accurate!!

  • It's not the religion completely at fault, it's those who use it to go too far. If there was no such thing as religion, people would still commit crimes but find different justifications for their actions.

  • @blitzwaffe well said

  • The religious have done many things such as the Crusades, Spanish Inquisition, Salem Witch Trials(along with countless other witch burnings),and etc. Atheists have also done similar acts such as the Soviet Union banning Judaism and North Korea forbidding any religion. Atheists seem to believe that science is flawless and untainted by the evils of man. I know most probably don't but I'm talking about the extreme ends of the spectrum. However, there have been atrocities done in the name of science

  • @blitzwaffe But Atheists don't do it for the cause of Atheism while religion does.

    

  • @Kr4zyAc3 Yet both sides argue constantly like in the comments section below and keep on hating each other? What purpose are the Atheists arguing for if they are not doing it for their beliefs? So do Atheists argue just to spite religion? Do they want more people to become Atheists? Or do they just want the religious to stop forcing their beliefs down their throats? All these options go against religion and support Atheism don't they?

  • Here's a better idea: A world without the hateful and judgemental. Sure the religious fanatics have started it and atheists actually use reason but you are no better than an extremist if you have acted hatefully towards the religious or anyone. For an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. Both sides have done wrong and killed many. For many religious people, they have used God as an excuse. For atheists, science has been the reason. I'm not saying either is worthless or flawless.

  • Youtube is full of Atheists.

    And I fucking love it!

  • @undisputedgreatest It's ironic, because that is a mere belief not supported by evidence. It depends on the videos you watch, in case you base your conclusion on the ratio of likes to dislikes.

  • @PhyOSPhyOS Oh really? You don't believe that I have watched millions of videos and read millions of comments and then compiled a massive spreadsheet to compare various demographic information and have found that Atheists are prominent on youtube? Or that this is the very basis of my the thesis that allowed me to get my Ph. D?

  • @undisputedgreatest The Internet is where religion comes to die :D

  • @undisputedgreatest nooo...youtube is full of trolls... and WE LOVE IT :D

  • @undisputedgreatest welcome to the darkside. we have cookies.

  • @cheshta99

    YAAAAAAAAAAY COOCKIES!!!

  • and the moral of the story is, Maurice LaMarche is the voice of God

  • religion isnt the problem in this world, people should be allowed to beielve what they want to. I believe its the misinterpretation of religion that is the problem.

  • @JoeisWinning

    So nothing is ultimately right and correct, all views on everything related to religion are subjective, and deserve equal respect, to include Zeus, Thor, and Amon-Ra? The problem is not that people believe stupid crap, it's that they try to say their stupid crap is right and everyone else's beliefs are wrong.

  • @JoeisWinning There is no such thing as misinterpretation of religion. What there is, though, is people who excuse all the evil done by religious people as being "misinterpretation". Like you.

  • @PhyOSPhyOS I cant disagree with your point that terrible things have been done by religious people. however, you will find the most of the awful things "done in the name of religion" were outright banned in the scriptures from which those people claim to have gotten their influence. Take terrorism, or the crusades. both of these occurances are in direct contrast to the teachings of both the Koran and the Bible.

  • @JoeisWinning I know, but they were still done in the name of religion and to ensure superiority of one cult over another. Also, it's not like the Bible's teachings are all about peace and love. There's incredible amounts of violence, sacrifice, sexism and overall injust and outdated moral bases, so that's really no excuse.

  • @PhyOSPhyOS and thats why i dont believe in any religion haha

  • Im atheist, but Im sick of anti-religious people. Especially the whiny teenage girls who know nothing about it.

  • Egyptian gods and godesses may have been a myth, but comparing it to the Christian/Catholic religion, at least it was more advanced.

    Yes, they might have been wrong adoring Kings as Gods, but they also adored knowledge/Ancient Science(they had suberb knowledge in Astronomy, Medicine, Architecture, etc.) as the treasures of the Empire. Christianity/Catholism just adores a white guy, no signs of studying the planet.

  • That there are so many religions in the world and so many dead religions that nobody believes in anymore is the perfect proof that they are all fake in my opinion.

    If one of the religions was true all the people in the world would know about it and believe in it.

    Pretty sure that if for example the old Greek Gods Zeus, Ares and Hades for example existed they would make sure all humans on the planet worshipped them.

  • @ani16

    Just an FYI, Darwin was a practicing Christian....not an, "atheistic Freemason." The problem with the people like you is that you all run around spouting off hate speech that you learned at your churches without actually taking time to learn anything about the issues. Instead, as the video accurately depicts, you are freed from the burden of thinking by your "brother pastor," who is then free to collect your tithes so he can hire coked out male prostitutes to his hotel room or "Gods Work"

  • @ugotstabbed Homophobic Pastor who turn out to be gay are hilarious. How I fell sorry for their bigoted flock who must feel like the butt of a joke.

  • Jesus was a homosexual -- homos wrote the Bible -- if you don't believe me, look it up!

  • I FEEL BAD FOR YOU ATHEIST LAUGH ALL YOU WANT NOW BUT ONE DAY YOU WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF GOD,YOU REALLY THINK THE UNIVERSE CAME FROM A BLAST,LOL,SINCE WHEN HAS A BLAST MADE ANYTHING,YOU FOOLS DONT EVEN KNOW DARWIN WAS A FREE MASON.HE IS LEADING YOU ALL TO HELL WITH HIM,LAUGH ALL YOU WANT,BUT YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR DISOBEDIENCE ,LOOK AT YOUR BODIES HOW IT WORKS IT MIRACLE THAT WE ARE EVEN BREATHING,DNA IS THE BIGGEST EVIDENCE OF GOD.THIS SATANIC GOVERNMENT/MEDIA IS LEADING YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL.

  • @ani1616 You're such a fail troll.

  • @ani1616 But you yourself came from an explosion, your dads penis exploded and made you. Therefore it is only logical that when space exploded it made everything. see? IT DOES MAKE SENSE! :D

    It feels good to help the simple folk! ^_^

  • @Darknes2DWC Oh snap.

  • @ani1616 ur not very christian are u\?

  • @ani1616 U Mad Bro?

  • The Egyptian gods are more realistic than the ones worshiped today.

  • I wonder if Matt Groening looks up religious jokes from his shows and laughs evilly at the stupid people who participate in comment wars

  • ATHEIST R THE MOST CLOSED MINDED PEOPLE,U REALLY THINK WE CAME FROM MONKEYS OR A BIG BLAST,WHEN HAS A BLAST EVER CREATED ANYTHING?? GOD IS REAL WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT

  • @ani1616: All caps won't make your case any less faulty.

  • @ani1616 go read a book you hopelessly deluded douchebag

  • @ani1616 ok so it's impossible that we evolved from monkeys,but it is totally possible for some all mighty and knowing deity to make a ever stretching universe with only one place with life.by the way according to your deity woman are pretty much property,if a woman is raped she HAS to marry her rapist.If a woman's family is killed during war and is taken prisoner she can get married to the guy that captured her and she has no say in the matter.

    LOGIC!

    also a blast has created many things

  • @ani1616 also,we are the close minded ones? you came to a pretty much atheist video and then yell at us(guessing you are yelling thanks to the all caps rage)

    yea WE'RE the close minded ones

  • @ani1616 it was not just a simple blast it was an explosion so large it created nuclear reactors you may know them as suns... also the game

  • @ani1616 Prove to me God is real, without using some philosophical bullshit like "look around you, he has created all of this". For all you know, the Flying Spaghetti Monster created all of this.

  • @Arcoolka2442 LOOK AT YOUR BODY AND SEE HOW IT FUNCTIONS YOUR TELLING ME THE ENVIROMENT JUST MADE A OPENING IN YOUR PENIS,OR DOES IT HAVE IT PURPOSE,SO YOU CAN PEE AND CREATE,YOUR THUMBS, YOUR NOSE,THE MIRACLE OF BIRTH GIVING,THE EVIDENCE IS TRULY AROUND YOU YOU JUST HAVE TO TAKE THE TIME AND ACCEPT THAT THERE ARE THINGS THAT OUR GREATER THAN US.FAITH IS NOT EASY IF IT WAS EVERYONE WILL BE A GOOD PERSON.

  • @ani1616 "Be a good person" I guess being in Intolerant of others beliefs is being a good person.

    You're saying as if being born is being born outta nothingness. We can do X-Rays scans and see a Human Fetus grow into a baby and understand how organs and bones form. Just as we can look into a birds egg and see how the embryo has teeth and a tail reflecting it's past reptilian ancestors.

    Just because you don't understand means it's fake.Stop alienating people, it's makes you look like a jerk.

  • @ani1616 Are you telling me that God made it possible for wo/men to be homosexual? If he thinks it's a sin, why would he make it possible?

  • @ani1616

    Which god? My god made it so that things could evolve over time to fit their environments.

  • lmao i love futurama so much

  • HA HA

    TIME FOR 15 YEAR OLD RON PAUL SUPPORTERS

  • if god is having a bad day and he doesnt think he can do it and doesnt believe in himself is he an athiest?!

  • so wait if we can mock religion especially Christianity, then why don't we mock Judaism, Hinduism, Buddhism, etc. I never see any atheists mock those religions, I wonder why that is?

  • @MAnnaconduit1

    Other religions do get mocked. Christianity is the largest religion in the world and the number one religion in the U.S. The culture of the U.S. is shared by many around the world so you are more likely by sheer probability to encounter criticism of Christianity in popular culture. You also don't have as many Jews and Buddhists doing ridiculous things like taking evolutionary theory to courts or claiming they can "pray away the gay". They do it to themselves a lot of the time.

  • @MAnnaconduit1 Most atheists were once Christians. Judging by how some talk, I bet a majority became atheists because they didn't get the million dollars they prayed for ;)

  • @MegaRockMan1 I'm religious and i find this funny XD

    im pretty sure by our day and age god has grown a sense of humor like us. not EVERYTHING we do will/should be looked as black and white, dont know why other people are getting mad.

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  • @HieiLink God always had a sense of humor. It's humans that lost it.

  • @MAnnaconduit1 Because nobody in academia cares about India, and the Holocaust caused criticizing Judaism to be tantamount to unforgivable antisemitism.

  • @MAnnaconduit1 Also, people in academia criticize Islam all the time. I flat out said "Shariah law is retarded" in my upperclassmen global justice seminar, and absolutely nobody bothered to disagree with me.

  • @MAnnaconduit1 BECAUSE THEY HATE THE TRUTH MY BROTHER,I LOVE that STATEMENT,JESUS SAID IF THEY HATE YOU REMEMBER THEY HATE ME FIRST,THE WORLD HATES JESUS BECAUSE HE IS THE TRUTH AND THE LIGHT IN A PLACE THAT HATES THE LIGHT AND LOVE LIES,I FIND IT FUNNY ATHEIST WORSHIP THE BELIEVES OF A FREE MASON DARWIN.HOW IRONIC HUH....

  • @ani1616 and you hate forgiveness, but i forgive you and I'm not even christian!

  • I think the whole issue of "is the world better without religion" should be rephrased instead to "is the world better without people who need religion"

  • @Casshyr agree bro, nothing wrong with religion, the problem is people rely on it to tell them about everything they should do

  • This isn't entirely accurate. Should be "we will read things off them ( and do them, if we want to, while making bs excuses why it's okay to be hypocritical)".

  • @mistereveready That's why they said "Free us from thought and responsibility."

  • @mistereveready

    Admitting to hypocrisy? What the hell kind of religion does that? :P

  • nice... 6666 "Satanists" like this video.

  • @OkyWanKenobi stupid and wack

  • Ahhh! I get it!

  • We're Dumb!

    

  • Sounds like government

  • @darkr0astedblend heheheh

  • omg im dumb too but never mess with him again plz no really dont try it

  • "Is it just *me or are the funniest things in the world written by *Jews.

    Fixed it for you.

  • @liquidlayers Matt Groening, creator is Futurama is a self-declared agnostic. Not Jewish or Atheist.

  • @intruder2987 Ok...well the head writer and executive producer is David X. Cohen. Matt Groening does very little actual writing in any of the shows.

  • XD

  • SEEMS LEGIT

  • meh replace the wall with a TV and you describe almost everyone including most atheists

  • @Alxstef whatchoo talkin' bout, Alxstef. tv's dead, the internet's my new god!

  • @emailtheoldies yet here we are talking about a clip from TV :D

  • yeah. good stuff. plus doesn't make me cry like the Seymour episode.

  • in the year 3000 VooDoo is one of the mainstream religions