Vegeta Expert Poet

[gallaros9]

i guess no one told you that your mummy dresses you funny

*sparkle smile*

[cajozack]

His voice is icky not funimation

[cajozack]

GOKU WILL DIE BECAUSE OF ME!

I'll KILL GOKU. DON'T YOU SEE??

[KillerDeShelly]

I WILL KILL HIM IN A HOUSE

I WILL KILL HIM WITH A MOUSE

[FastFacto4]

SAAAD FOOOOOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[CupQueenCake]

its supposed to bee... D: kakarot

[apatheist89]

I will be immortal, it is true

Sad for Youuuuuuuuuuuu!

[MrCrackupman]

that's not vegeta ...............he just said goku he usauly says kakarot

[MrCrackupman]

wasn't that the gayest thing you have heard

[DeathForRomance]

Roses are red, violets are blue.

There's nothing more to this poem, so let's kill some Jews.

[SexyN0Jutsu]

niggers are red

niggers are blue

if you open up photoshop

and fuck with the hue

[NicholasDuneBreaker]

This is by far the worst english vegeta voice EVER

[Oosanbashi]

My name is Gato

I have metal joints

Beat me up

and earn 15 silver points

[MrCrackupman]

@Oosanbashi you think u got rhymes,

well those silver coins are really dimes



[MrCrackupman]

@MrCrackupman

[MrCrackupman]

@Oosanbashi i'll beat u up,

and let u keep ur 15 dimes,

i'll give u this too, u got some rhymes,

[darkman699]

sucky ass voice dub but funny as hell! :)

[yyourfacee]

LMFAO

[ace6432]

This dub SUCCCKKKKSSSSSSS

[TheJ024]

I'm not buying into this. Vegeta called him "Goku". When has he EVER called Goku "Goku"? lol

[Matthewtv3]

@TheJ024 GT he did sort of

[mrtangelo885]

roses are red

violets are blue

you dont drink juice?

SAD FOR YOOOOOOOUUUUU

[MaZINGErDeSTro]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

You touched Goku??

SAD FOR YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

[jay2011s]

So uhm... I got here from a ' does my friend look like Selena Gomez video' and... I don't UNDERSTAAAAAAAAND

[BriBriKinzz]

Worst part was, he calls him Goku instead of Kakarot...

[Nickm01]

since when did Vegeta get voiced by a mexican....or rusian? or...wtf was that ascent? it was not the DBZ vegeta thats for sure.

[VeganInvader]

LMFAO

[pavsingh]

This has got to be the most funniest/worst line from the big green dub

[4eversupersonicgirl]

@pavsingh whats the big green dub?

[pavsingh]

@4eversupersonicgirl its a UK dub of DBZ

[4eversupersonicgirl]

@pavsingh oh...

ITS HORRIFIC! 

[epicphailbro]

I think the subject of the "poem" makes it even funnier :)

[ASwiftHippie]

What's with his voice?

[SupermarokkaanMo]

I think it was meant to be a haiku..........Vegeta can't count for shit.

[thesmwassup]

Wait.... Vegeta just said Goku??

[DeathForRomance]

@thesmwassup Maybe it was Dragon Ball Kai? We all know that shit fails.

[amaterasu911]

@DeathForRomance this isn't Dragon Ball Kai. just because you don't like the Kai series doesn't mean everything that fails in a Dragon Ball series has to do with Kai.

[OddjobHut]

HIS NAME IS KAKAROT YOU UNDERSTAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!!

[TheBondy2010]

#LOL

[123gummybear]

YOU UNDER STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND

[tintor2]

He also has to kill Chichi cos she freaking touches Goku!!!

[xunit94]

Vegeta was an average fighter but a BRILLIANT poet.

[ASwiftHippie]

@xunit94 Average? He's like top 5 most powerful people in the universe lol. He could destroy entire planets before he even met Goku. Not average.

[xunit94]

@ASwiftHippie Idiot you dont think i know that? If you dont understand that quote then you dont know DBZ. Im mocking a quote by Vegeta.

[ASwiftHippie]

@xunit94 Hey... Umad?

And I stopped watching DBZ sometime in the Majin Buu Saga a long time ago. I'm just now getting back into it. So... Forgive me for not knowing every quote every spoken by Vegeta. Calm down.

[Scribeholic]

How about I just go eat some hay, I can make things out of clay or lay by the bay, I just may, what do you say?

[theindianassassin95]

is this the big green dub?

[MrSav4life]

Oh god! Vegeta said Goku! oh god oh god, My ears are bleeding! D:

[leungyeetai]

in brightest day in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight ,let those who worship evils might,beware my power green lanterns light

[xXDragoonGtXx]

My saiyan blood is red

my outfit is blue

my poetry is awesome and you know its tru...OVER NINE THOOOOUSSSAAAAND!

[XxxSakura101]

lmfao, i can't stop laughing.

[BeyondTh3Grave]

wow ocean dub is waaaay better than this crap

[hearsenextgen]

Lmfao PRO.

[monkeyman123321]

lol just look at the syllables :D special

[Saturnstales]

its not you understaaand. Its you understaaa-

[TheTurkiii]

uuhm.. wait! did he just say goku?!?!?!?

[xjusticex2013x]

LOLOL

[brandeezy108]

my broken scouter,

you understand?

his woken power,

IS OVER NINE THOUUUUUUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!­!!!

*WHAT, NINE THOUSAND!?*

[2FlaminHot4u]

You UNDERSTAAAAND?

[tintor2]

haha, sounds like a love triangle! "don't touch Goku"

[JakeIChan]

........seriously.....

[Carls493]

It feel so weird and funny to hear Vegeta say "Goku" and not "Kakarot".

[KramerUSA]

See, this is why I can't watch half of the movies.... The voices suck so badly.

[TheGreatXavier]

@KramerUSA this is a different dub for sure. vegetas voice has NEVER sounded like that in american dubs. he never says goku

[funkymeister9nl]

Goku : my body is ready

[julianxodbz3]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDD It rhymes

[itachi93674]

Big green dub

[stone30211]

Vegeta: Roses are red, violets are blue, i'm here to kick your ass, later kakarot's ass to.

[lordoftheheavymetal]

@stone30211 Good one XD

[ponquinful]

The have YOU UNDERSTAND! in there so it's not a complete waste.

[slickrounder]

This Sounds Alot Like The Malaysian Dub..

[SSMike31]

@Shadowinu This is known as the big green dub it's Hallarioius XD

[itachi12313]

kakarot is dead

[xservintage]

I prefer Haiku

When it's over 9000.

I just said Goku.

[TheZombieKing]

Zecora would be so proud.

[ThePurificator]

Lmao CHUU UNDASTANDDDDD

[woodyfly]

6 people don't UNDERSTAAAAAAND!

[dcguy18]

This should have been titled: Vegeta Warrior Poet

[Hazy992]

Don't touch Goku, you understaaaaaaaaaaand?!

[Pretzelman718]

I like Gozar's version in ARDBZ.

"Roses are red, violets are blue

Well actually violets are violet, so screw you!"

[RosesAreRed114]

Don't touch Goku, YOU UNDERSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAND?!?!?!?!

[RizeMeteor]

w8, is vegeta chinese?

[IOYB]

@XxGodsMistake

And Poetry doesn't have to rhyme BRO

[IOYB]

@XxGodsMistake

Yeah, it was pretty subpar lol

[prettyme4387]

wat happened to his voice and why is he saying goku???? this is giving me a weird feeling.....

[Drummer9801]

@prettyme4387 Lol it's not real voice acting he just dubbed Vegetas voice over.

[ssj4gamemaster]

And then my friend, you die.

[sillentskills]

The voice. The content.

Reminded me of Thomas the Tank Engine. Full stop.

[Red2Lucario]

2nd time he says "Goku".

[JTorres305]

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

Soon you'll be dead.

SAAAD FOR YOOOUUUU!!

[Pyrarson]

@JTorres305 THIS COMMENT MUST NEVER DIE.

[40088922]

there's no problem,

leaves are green

don't like my poem?

SAD FOR THEE!

[SomeAznBoi95]

wheres chris sabat when you need him

[LinkSOB]

@SomeAznBoi95 Thankfully not here.

[IOYB]

I will kill Goku

And no one else can

I am unstoppable

Power over nine THOUSSAAAAAAAAAAND

[TheLegendoftheWest]

According to the Big Green Dub, all Saiyans are good poets. Even Paragus in death says "Why has destiny conspired against me so tragically?"

[ss2lakhan]

Do You UNDERSTAAAAAAAND?!?!

[avatarchrisrocks]

*sniff* That was such a beautiful poem! *sobs* BRAVO VEJITUH BRAVO!

[RanTheAwesome]

Can't stop... laughing! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[2FlaminHot4u]

Vegeta saying Goku, Worse than dividing by 0.

[Red2Lucario]

Don't touch Go-ku you understaan??

[KaleidoChameleon]

My God, this composition... Such imagery, such fluidity! The juxtaposition of 'Don't touch Goku' and 'You understand' is incomparably brilliant. Truly a poem to be treasured for generations to come.

[dmh091]

loooooooooooool

[Hayato1992]

surprised ImmaVegeta doesn't have this lol

[Vegeta241]

I just saw my favorite character's voice be bastardized by this dub....if anyone needs me, I will be rapidly rinsing out my ears with soap. AAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!

[AtomicKitty123]

@Aizen1122 Wait!! When does "goku kill goku"???

[Shadowinu]

oceant dubs = shit

[AdmiralBetas]

@Shadowinu Actually, I think this one was Big Green's dub.

[Sylar377]

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My pink shirt rocks and you know it, too.

[CaptainVandus]

Your blood is red, your bruises are blue.

I had a glass of Juice for breakfast, so SAD FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SurendreB]

@CaptainVandus

LMAO

[maximusdarkultima]

@CaptainVandus funnier than the video

[CALLOFDUTYKID1011]

@CaptainVandus You Sir. Are boss. :l

[uppintheante2]

did the big green dub this shit?

[Gashbelly]

said goku twice O_O

[GrowTheTruth]

I thought Vegeta called him Kakarot? O_o

[Aizen1122]

technically piccolo killed goku, cell killed goku, and goku killed goku so you've been beaten vegeta

[Bloodthr0e]

The real Vegeta doesn't know how to pronounce Goku, because of a speech impediment.

[RemusRomulas]

what a horrible dub ...Jesus lol

[sb2871]

did vegeta really just say goku? TWICE!?

[woodyfly]

3 people do not UNDERSTAAAAAAND.

[SpiderDBZBoy]

@woodyfly I dont understand what hes saying too so 4 people

[Gamer19975]

my favorite part of this dub just for tht

[ImmaVejituh]

IwillkillGokuAndnooneelsecanDo­n'ttouchGokuYouunderstaaaaaaaa­aaaaand

[GoHomeRoscoJenkins]

Perfect "Roses are Red" rhyming XD

I will kill goku.

No one else can.

You don't touch goku.

YOU UNDERSTAAAAND?

[wing2912]

Gokkhu

[mustangdriven2ex]

what movie is this from?



[mattador2792]

@mustangdriven2ex Super Android 13

[Michael89240]

@mustangdriven2ex Not the fundadimation dub!

[iluvpercy]

he....he says...Goku? :O

[imakazero]

@iluvpercy its fake. im litiarly watching that movie right now.

[iluvpercy]

@imakazero Yes I know haha. I was being sarcastic

[23Ryanneumann]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

your parents a dead

Sad For UUUU!!!

[strongestofemall]

This is the greatest dub ever. Amazing comedy.

[ThunderclanWarrior6]

YES, I UNDERSTAAAAAAAAAAAND

[Naikorasu]

I will kill Goku, and no one else can.

No one touch Goku, you understaaaaaand?!

He messed up the syllable count. :( Second line has nine syllables.

[ryuchael]

@Naikorasu Pretend those extra A's is a extra sylable

[scalbard]

@Naikorasu It's don't not no one

[tintor2]

Random half naked Goku in the end....... "don't touch Goku" mmhhh......

[matthardyrulez25]

WHY DOES VEGETA KEEP SAYING GOKU IN THIS DUB?!?!!?!?!? (Yes, I'm perfectly aware of my Caps Lock on).

[Smoothy062]

what dub is this? ...that's a terrible voice for vegeta.... TURRABLE. ABSOLUTELY TURRABLE.

[KingNazaru]

@Smoothy062 Its the Green dub.

[Steve02k7]

@Smoothy062 it's BASSically turrable...

[NabeelMobile92]

Holy crap it's Richard Nixon.

[Kennethwells7594]

roses are red

violets are blue

final flash

sad for youuuu!!

[DBZOceanStudios]

This is hilarious!

[TJhoseph504]

did vegeta just call goku something other than kakarot?

.................

*head explodes*

[gurlzrool]

@TJhoseph504 lol yes he did! twice!!

[Johfunu]

lol it failed as soon as he said Goku.

[SnipingChezitsClan]

@Johfunu

Exactly. Vegeta would never call him that.

[Johfunu]

@SnipingChezitsClan I remember he called him Goku once in GT, but GT sucked so meh :P

[SnipingChezitsClan]

@Johfunu

Did he? Weird. Yeah, not a huge fan of GT. There are some interesting scenes but aside from that, I felt the story line was lacking.

[HyperSonicXtreme]

Green Dub Vegeta sounds like Fanfastic Four's The Thing.

[LinkSOB]

@HyperSonicXtreme .....NO, he does not. With a galaxy between them.

[R0cKs0l1dd]

Why is Vegeta's voice in the Big Green Dub different in every video?

[ImmaVegit0]

Awwwhhh my ears!!!!!

[UltimateRaditz]

Vegeta's an expert poet,

Wouldn't you know it?

[jackjeckel5]

I think Vegeta was trying to make a haiku don't you think? lol

[blackrose914]

@jackjeckel5

lol he was pretty close, 1 too many syllables.

[23SummerThomas23]

I can only imagine what pain he goes through.

Trying to save Goku so he can have a peace of him through and through.

No one can kill him while he's around,

because only hell knows how it'll turn out.

You can not touch Goku,

For they have not created their Momoku.

Yes, they have a daughter.

Through fanficts that kawai the reader.

SO DON'T TOUCH GOKU.

DO YOU UNDERSTAAAAAAAND?

[DoctorMint]

Where do you find this dub I wanna watch whatever Ican with these voices it would be hilarious

[MaDNeSS1116]

Don't say goku vegeta, Vegeta: OMFG I forgot I mean KAKAROOT

[Ultramanmattia1]

LOL! He didn't call him Kakarot.

[vegetto14]

who was the voice actor? hahahaha Mother Of God!!!

[Yonkage]

You will not kill him in a box.

You will not kill him with a fox.

You will not kill Goku; only I can.

You will not touch him,

YOU UNDERSTAAAAND?!

[HiMyNameIsRoxi]

What movie is this?

[cjasper95]

O.O I'm not sure quite what to say....

[AniPadme]

VEGETA LOST HIS MIND!!! ITS kakarot!!! goku is for earthlings to call him!!!

[superblahmanofdoom]

Vegeta saying Goku is weird.

[hassankemal]

when does vegeta every call him goku!

[FrankiEmo92]

Is he talking to the water?

[newson222]

Vegeta rushed off at the end to receive his award.