A Quick GAY JOKE!

[paparazzi323]

oh for crying out loud! lol

[FreeBlago1]

What do lesbians bring to a second date? A Uhaul truck.

.....

What do fags bring to a second date? What second date.

[theMariopants]

why are your videos so gay ... cause your gay

[TheCelticDave]

When your right your right.

[BadLeaders]

Why did they bury Rock Hudson face down? So his friends could recognize him too!

Did you hear they're building a memorial down in Texas for Rock Hudson?... Six fags over Texas!

[dalton1892]

I saw Lisa Lampanelli do that joke...

[Vince13192]

i think i just died a little inside...

[BornGayTaughtToHate]

A QUICK GAY JOKE: Zipster! ...Thank you (annoying giggle). If you laughed at his joke you need to get some professional help along with so off-line social contact so you may learn how to identify what FUNNY is. WOW, that was just plain scary - and just think, only 933 more of his videos to watch. Pass the Hemlock!

[TooSexy4HisGoggles]

The most tasteless joke I have ever read was this one right here...

Q: Why do gays enjoy hanging out with criminals?

A: Because they find assholes irresistible.

I know, I know, It's terrible!

[TheMooz1949]

Ahahahaha!

mooz

[ilovelittlejenisage]

BEST VIDEO ON YT

[MrRandomSkitz]

nothing wrong with gay people- im not gay but im just sayin

[unacorda00]

i'm gay and i thought this was hilarious.

just sayin.

[BIGTsPLANB]

Is this guy retarted or just has no clue

[keishababe19]

hmmm.....what do yhu call a gay who can't make a joke???? a quick gay joke....not funny right???? my point exactly. smh....

[krazykittymatt]

Is this an old dude or an old lady???

[superflyboy27]

i'm gay and i love gay jokes, 1. cus they're funny well most of them are and 2. they are quite creative

[sarah83654]

LOL nice joke ;) Shame some sad bastards can't keep their horrible thoughts to themselves, eh?? <3

[xAudriee]

people, hes not gay!

[TheDAses10]

So Im guessing your not?

[TheDAses10]

Your not gay are you? I didnt think you are but...I just wanna make sure O_o

[Zipster08]

@TheDAses10 I'm as gay as Shane Dawson....you figure that out!

[PrincePornography]

@Zipster08

HEY! Shane isn't gay.

[Zipster08]

@PrincePornography You gotta be kidding me? He's SO GAY!!!

[PrincePornography]

@Zipster08

NO HE ISN'T!

I'm in denial. He just doesn't get pussy EVER.

[crazeattic]

@TheDAses10

it means he is straight but acts gay lol

[TheDAses10]

@crazeattic LOL yeah except this guy goes to gay bars! and shane is straight :D

[crazeattic]

@TheDAses10 hahaha i thought this was a girl at first =P the dude that acts gay...

[AngeliaClaire]

@TheDAses10 yes he is.

[basebawl81]

fucking creeper



[AbeGroter]

I'm a god damn homo-phobe and I still laugh at every one of these skits. Your funny, don't listen to that ass hole.

[Zipster08]

@haloNsoccer4ever GO FUCK YOURSELF!

[sarah83654]

@haloNsoccer4ever What the FUCK??? Is there really a need to say such a horrible thing???? OK, you didn't like it, but if you're gonna say something like that, then here's a tip for life; keep it to yourself in future, you twat -.-

[Wonofakynd]

@haloNsoccer4ever Tacky and truly uncalled for.

[bassmzero]

@haloNsoccer4ever Your username tells so much about how much of a douche you are. It's gonna be funny when you end up with cancer.

[YaoiRhea]

@haloNsoccer4ever

U:< ZIPPY'S GONNA LIVE FOREVER.

[SpalkoProductions]

A boy goes outside to play, and gets all muddy. So his mother tells him to go get wash up. So he goes up stairs, and takes a nice warm bath with bubbles, but when he is all done, the boy is still dirty. Why? Because bubbles was the girl who lived next door.

[astrangeone]

Q: How do you fit 3 gays on one bar stool?

A: Turn it over!

Q: Why do lesbians have trouble sticking to a diet?

A: Because it's hard to eat Jenny Craig with Mary-Kay on your face!

[japanezecreampuff]

lol i laughed X3

[11501490]

is he retarded of something? fuck head

[itsbradie]

What the Fuck......

[RampagingMagikarp]

Ok?

[kellymonts77]

That was shit.

[TashaP1987]

Lisa Lamponelli did a better version of this joke but you were still cute. :P

[roilan21]

da fuck was that.

if u gay than damn we are scrued u are not funny at all.

sorry

[phlawson]

that has pedo written all over it

[Homeandawayeps]

wasnt funny

[DBZass]

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooo

[zobrombie69]

weird ass homo

[DudeThatsSic]

HAHA I caught you, Lisa Lamponelli did something very similar

[limbonic63]

i almost fell out of my chair laughing.

[CaCHaloVids]

WTF you sound like a rapist go back to masurbating with your dad in the corner but hes probably dead cuz ur like 200 and a friken rapist but he probably hated you so he put you up for adption and the commited suicide you homo rapist!!!!!!! I LOVE U

[h20band]

i feel sorry 4 u

[Cmony12]

lol

[champ4lyf3]

Are you one of those gay guys?

[777Thinking]

What a cutie.

[BTroyJ33]

He should have been pennywise the clown O.o

[Migslayer101]

LOL

[bigcheese25]

hahahahahhahaha that was awesome.

[DeathRiderHDG]

thanks for making my day

[korisx]

Very sweet!

[Slimtubestyle]

that was shit

[jaysa2]

that was just creeeeeeepyyyy. and lame.

[kramer0419]

Awful joke. Terrible Joke, you should lose your tongue and lips for that joke.

[GreenBunnies]

You are so adorable, I love you!

[bcearthangel]

I love everything you do you are a darling. I could just hug you.

[waypastthat]

lol!!

[GCar35]

oh! You shouldnt disable the embedding on this lol,.. I wanted to share it with my facebook buddies lol.

[godwhyisthistaken]

lol

[tynanmc5]

i think your gay asshole

[HOBOconspiracy27]

let me add on to that, what do you call a gay bar with no stools, A fruit stand

[BoatmanFoundACamera]

lol

[lahbl]

@HOBOconspiracy27 A bar is running low on stools, they turn them upside down, and the amount is multiplied by 4.

[HOBOconspiracy27]

@lahbl lol, haven't heard that one yet

[MrStropenopoles]

Actually, people are gay because when the chromazones are chosen, theres either an x+y, or x+x or sumfin right? (well anywho) a man is USUALLy gay because either they found it our that thye were more or less attracted to the sam sex or their chroazones got mixed up sometimes, the x/y gets mixed up and in some cases have turned out as half y half x

[HOBOconspiracy27]

sorry man, thats not why

[tina2793]

cute!.....and true!!!!!!!lol xoxo

[Jain123123123]

There was a study that if a woman has four male sons, when she gets pregnant again with a boy, there is an excess of testosterone in the womb, making the fifth child gay. This hasn't been totally proven yet though.

[coolbeansmellon]

That's great!

[lilliteningpea]

It shouldn't matter what the person is...ie gay or strait....it doesn't take away from the wonderful human beings that they may be!!!!!!!! YOU GO ZIPPSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cheercaptian47]

lol ur amaazzzzinnnggg

[xxbabyxxsweetsxx]

i dont get it :l LOL.

[jaggass]

scientists say people are gay or lesbian because of the activity in the womb. also they scanned a gay brain and a female brain and said that the 2 halves of the brain are similar size

[BjandJrae]

There's no fucking thing as a "gay" Brain.

No one is born to be gay, It's a choice, Excluding Elton John.

[spoonface]

I agree with the first statement - it's more possible that it's genetic.

I completely disagree with you about it being a choice. Do you REALLY believe that people would willingly choose a 'lifestyle' that will possibly lead them to become alienated, dis-owned by their families, verbally abused on the street, beaten up, and sometimes murdered, huh?

There's no choice involved, get your head together.

Maybe you're joking of course, given the Elton John comment.

[FannySMUDGE]

I didn't see the comment you replies to and don't care to look.

I agree with you, it's out of the hands of the gay person, it is either genetics or psychological. IT laughable to even think it's a choice(simply ask a gay guy his feelings).

I'm not gay by the way but just felt the need to add my point, or more reword yours... lol

[BjandJrae]

Joke...

[toolidittoquit]

Really

[noobownedrofl]

shitty, r u a guy or a girl?

[bababuba]

that was geniously stupid

[39tommyboy]

doctors come up with a new medicine for depressed lesbians. its called trydicagain. scientist discovered the first dinosaur was a lesbian it was called a lickolotopuss. loll

[BRobbi13]

you scare me

[konrox]

hHAHAHAHAHA

[storm0fnova]

can anyone explain how that would be funnny?

[blackpittv]

LOL! I get it one of those obvious punchlines.

[JosephMelia]

Lol,that's a good one.

[Rebekah7125]

i dont get it

maybe its cuz i cant understand him

[Princesstampon]

Some of you people are so rude. If you don't like the joke then get the fuck on and watch something else, or better yet get OFF your computer. Why waste time to be immature and malicious. It's ridiculous. Grow up and stop being rude to this guy.

[suntexistimo]

Thank you too!

[codyolympus]

its not that funny but i dont think people should be such assholes:\

[NicolRosie]

Oh I have one!

Why do you make videos like this?

To kill time because your family and friends probably don't want anything to do with a creepy old man....

[avengedsevenfold979]

your such a fucking ass hole. why do you gotta bag on this dude? seriously

and if you watch other videos or watch videos on his moms channel you'll see that many many people love this guy.

so stfu and stop being an ass hole.

[available2477]

what was that (this vid omg)

[avengedsevenfold979]

i was talking to NicolRosie :x

[ryanz2003]

Oh, I have one too!

Q: Why would someone take time out of their day to rag on a youtube video that they don't like?

A: Because they're the subject matter of the joke and they're upset at not only being the subject matter of the joke, but their own latent homosexuality that they clearly loathe.

Grow up, you little faggot.

[pirate666child]

hey hey hey

whats wrong with homosexuality????

homophobia...now thats a problem

[CheesyApe123]

Everything is wrong with homosexuality!

God made Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve

[hillarylober]

Yeah heterosexual couples in a sense created the original sin Adam and Eve are "such a great counter arguement" what a close minded person

[oa24956047]

wats wrong with homosexuality?

hmmm, u

u must gay

[pirate666child]

nope :P

sorry for bursting your bubble

i hope you have a nice day

[oa24956047]

i guess ur therapist lie to u

[pirate666child]

per0maybe0haps

why would i need a therapist for being gay??

even though im not :D

[oa24956047]

i guess u don't no wat a therapist is. find out!!

[supersophiexx]

omg i love your accent

cute joke

:)

[RCfiremanRC]

What are you like 88 years old? How does it feel to be so close to being dead old man?

When you die the world will become much less GAY

[machboos]

im writing this on my blackberry at a traffic stop in the hamptons, in my lamborghini. need photo evidence?

[ryanz2003]

Yes. You're all talk.

So go take photos of someone else's lamborghini with your little AT&T phone and post it for the approval of the strangers on youtube whose opinion clearly means so much to you while you try to find your way back to your bus since you clearly got off the wrong spot.

You really expect people to believe that as affluent as you make yourself out to be that this is how you spend your time? On youtube in the Hamptons?

Nice try, douchebag.

[machboos]

that is the worst sequence of words ever uttered by a human soul.. pathetic

[Zipster08]

You don't get out much, do you?

[jiraya350]

ur username is zipster, u sit around home making "tasteless" jokes and posting them on youtube dressed like THAT...

no i believe you're the one that doesn't get much sir..

[CCF01]

I still laugh even though you've told it a GAZILLION times! Love you Zippy x

[Zipster08]

Love you too!!

[jriley2008]

stupid

[cujo09]

i don't get it?

[gabiotta]

Joke of the day, thankyou!!!

[KazziKolorZz]

LMAO!!!! OMG I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!

[luciferthecopy]

If you go to a guy's house do you put roses on his piano or tulips on his organ?

[RYUNINJAKSA]

fuck you old gay man

[jcamjcam]

Love the joke. This guys got an infectious laugh! Should do stand up. Here's a joke for ya.

Q. How do you make a gay man scream twice

A. Fuck him real hard. Then wipe your dick on his curtains :)

[jaggass]

why is it a good idea to put julian clary in a washing machine?

because daz would mak his whites whiter than white

[jaggass]

i love the laugh

[jaggass]

what do you call two scottish poofs?

ben dover and phil mccracken

[astoshifter]

O yeah this is a better gay joke

If a gay guy is at ur houuse what would u do stay home or go to work

if u said go to work it means ur making out with him lol ..l..ty

[Zorekhala]

lol

[transporteraxalex]

WTFFFF!!!!!?

[confederatematt]

whats up with this guy? lol

[redcowboy22]

Haha! Funny! I love the Glamorous walk. I have a silly gay humor video on Steak and Eggs!

[jaggass]

are you thinking straight?

[ScreamAndCream]

it's ok but check this out... whats the difference between a microwave and a gay guy

a microwave doesn't brown your meat

[saltheadd]

joke of the day: Where do gays come from?

The answer: Prison

[natethegreat4419]

that was more gay than you

[jaggass]

let me get the straight

[phillz824]

loll good pun

[Fitnessguru1212]

You are hilarious! If you get a chance come watch Planet Lyrical and try not dance!!!

[WhoIsSean]

lol its funny coz its true

[Rythem4ever01]

he's as mad as batshit

[tandy40]

why do you slag yourself for being gay

[cosita0503]

That was funny. But, you are trying too hard which clearly shows that you aren't really gay. Good job though.

[321xrommelx321]

why is that guy gay... cause he makes jokes about himself

[bajiz123]

nice one

[DorofromKs]

LOL

[Hitsguaya12345]

he is gay!

[pladsailboat331]

wow that was retarded

[davidls11]

Not everybody should stand in front of a video cam.

[asterix7star]

i agree with the comment below

your a mother fucker

[cobracmmnder]

please walk into oncoming traffic

[bajiz123]

nice one

[nathos]

crazy old man :)

I like it :D

[saywah1]

you are so funny

[indianajoe219]

That was funny if you actually get it. Geez guys, lighten up!!!

[kriskringle2008]

So freakin retarded

[DaGarebear]

Lol that was funny loled xD

[tommycore]

Man, the joke should`ve just been this faggot stood there for 5 seconds...That`d av been funnier

[tatsumaru716]

wtf that had to be the worst movie ive ever seen and iv seen some stupid stuff and yes i whoudl liek my 33 seconds of my life back

ps. 1 star

[termis567]

ur a jackass,and u cant get ur life back so shut up

[shanesgirl007]

ass

[krissyc294]

tht was 1 of the worst jokes i've heard no offence

[Zipster08]

I think it's funny!

[tommystros]

not how could any1 in there rigt mind think thats funny

[Boran99]

I'm gay, and I even thought it was one of the dumbest jokes i've ever heard!

[crazyamerican]

of course. you made it

[AgentDuckypants]

ahh

that was gay

lol

[anonomochicken]

=0 WTF!

Some scary ass shit! lol

[daaaaaaaaa123]

wtf

[daltoncp]

GOOD GOD YA'LL

[otharennaur]

mmm dude... human kind is goin down... an old gay man is just the weirdest thing i've ever seen... this must be a bad dream...

[12344bam]

hmmmmmmmmm how wold this guy know about gay bars and what they do in em makes ya wonder how many of em hes been to in his life fuckin fag