Top Ten Manliest Characters

[470pop]

Ezio was in 3 games......

[TheGilsterman]

all: ''GET ON WITH I!!!!''

Where's that even from?

I'm guessing a Monty Python movie.

[quail43467]

That trani joke was from a movie called rocky horror picture show

[Iamthegame28578]

fuck kratos i loved the games for the gore and gameplay but man what a whiny bitch he is ooooh i killed my wife please please athena help me forget, shut up you retard accept the deaths and takeover Olympus hahahhaha

[zeldaed123]

@joshscorcher You are aware that Duke is a parody of 80s action movie heroes who had those very same character traits, right?

[qwertymanthe3rd]

manliest charicters why not zugburg

[CaptainMacgrath]

Ezio is one of the best characters ever.Prince is......i dont know,your descion dude

[moglinpunter]

 11:10 LOL!

[DarthBigBen]

Finally, someone else who hates Kratos.

[The0ne9uy]

I think Auron is way manlier then Cecil... but thats just me

[mechamind90]

Man, if joshscorcher became a video game character, he'd become at least an honorable mention at some point.

[goldenswordgrayson]

Was expecting Captain Price would be on here.

[SonicFan0919]

7:37 That's a bonus.

[iluvanimeandcats]

no Capitian Falcon?

[CaptainIshida]

Dart! Awesome. Love it.

Respect. <3

[zentrocfairblaze]

his hair brown cause it what he looked like before he fully gained his power and understands his place in the world

[BiollanteSpawn]

"He had a whole trilogy to develop his character" ....It's gonna be Jak isn't it!?!?!? "Prince of Persia" ...oh

[MPSecare]

8:00 that explains your loose interpretation of the term "manly"...

[DissidiaBartzKlauser]

Don't worry Bang...I hate bell peppers, too.

Good list, though! XD

[DeltaTrolls]

All of these are Asian "Menly men"

[MGSUltimateSnake]

where is solid snake on number one?

[TuWear]

Roy? . . . Eh. . . If you say Dante is Manly. . . You have no right to make this list, irregardless of your perspective. I love your other lists A LOT but this one is just. . . wrong.

[Shredow2]

Oh and ezio has a whole trilogy now..... REMAKE THE LIST AND NAME HIM NUMBER 1...or don't...whatever

[joshscorcher]

@Shredow2

Nah, he hasn't really developed as a character since his first game.

[angelofshadows12]

@joshscorcher what do you think of the new guy when he comes out whatever his name is assassins creed 3 is during the revolutionary war

[joshscorcher]

@angelofshadows12

I...don't know...I haven't played the game...

[iKillZombies4fun115]

@joshscorcher What's so bad about kratos? I'm not trying to disrespect you're opinion i'm just asking.

[NinjaCodeman]

@iKillZombies4fun115 He is unrelatable, and goes through no character development.

[NinjaCodeman]

@iKillZombies4fun115 Atleast, that is whyi don't like him.

[iKillZombies4fun115]

@joshscorcher PS. Awesome video.

[JAMON523]

@joshscorcher What about ryu I mean he trains everyday lot of times without food or water just to keep his evil self from killing everything.

[gamerguy9105]

@Shredow2 Here you go geek, make us some cool weapons or something.

[Shredow2]

Roy was a clone character. Nuff said.

[xchickenmanx]

lol at that shot at Twilight

[KTL1999]

Were... Is..... LINK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?­!

[TheAlmightyEman]

the prince of persia is the best video game Character ever he goes through so much and come out good at the end and his abiltys are amazing WHO ELSE CAN DO WHAT HE DOES !!

[Eatmyassproductions]

@TheAlmightyEman He's awesome. Really bad ass. But in my opinon he's second place. First place in my list is Link from Legend of Zelda. Before you kill me let me explain. His soul reason of living is to save people. Imagine this. Normal kids play with toys. Link slays octo rocks and other nasties. Now imagine every time your reborn you must save the land, stop the moon, ect. That's why hes number one on my list. Because he starts out kinda normal, but his fate is the same.

[Andyisnotgood]

LEGEND OF DRAGOOON! I'm glad I'm not the only one who played/enjoyed that game!

[945boby]

omg i like you i feal the same way about roy

[GatlingPunchRalf]

Cecil over Yang? I THINK NOT

[SpiritsRise]

love the list

Though I'd put Luke Fon Fabre in

[Skullsandbubbles]

What was up with the picture of the fairy when you mentioned it weird to have vampires on your list?

[JexMugen]

Kazuma Kiryu and Sajeima from the YAKUZA series shoud have seen on the list!

[Ryundal]

I like your 'Out to Lunch' sign.

[BoBSoN190]

WHERE THE FUCK IS GORDON FREEMAN?!!!!!!

[daandriod]

Now its only a matter of time before Kratos breaks into this dimension and rips your head off to use it as a fleshlight. WHAT HAVE YOU SET IN MOTION!!!

[ThatsFresh26]

How can i not look up to #1? Duh i saw the movie. lulz

[VarietyGameViewers]

7:17 Awesome

[syswhocares]

"Im just a sweet transvestite!"

holy crap josh...excuse me, I just pissed myself

[OblivionDX]

can anybody tell me where the 'KABUUUUM' in the video is from?

[SuperHapa]

@OblivionDX

The video is from Dragon Ball Budokai 3 and the sound is from Team Fortress 2

[skatecobra1206]

how bout Dominic Santiago, Marcus Fenix and Chris Redfeild

[imortal333]

i agree with everything in this list except for roy, cecil, and the prince of persia

[DarthBigBen]

I don't have to play Metal Gear Solid to know that Snake is cooler than Chuck Norris ever was.

[metalsnakehead7]

Aaron 

[timelessoneak]

OH.... the irony of #2...

[ellnats]

actually dante does have a dark past but he dosent brude over it okay maybe a little in the first game

[IXXKHChrisXXI]

What about Commander Shepard?

[BigIsBig453]

5:14 What is that "get on with it" from? One of the Monty Python movies?

[leefan626]

Where is Rock Lee he is the most manliest guy i know

[TotaledThunder]

how about zidane from ffix?

[GHOSTFACEDPANDA]

Kuja - Top 10 Feminine Male Characters

[sj58lilley]

BELLPEPPERS!!!11!1!1!

[dandanwii]

PS: Manliness doesn't mean anything for me... I would trade mine for inteligence and geniuses anytime.

[dandanwii]

You forgot kratos... Kuja ins't manly, but he's super inteligent. Inteligence and manliness are two things that can't mix. Testosterone blocks QI from increasing.

[MarvOfSpades]

@dandanwii he actually explained why he didn't list Kratos.

[drewdeth9]

@dandanwii Well, I've gotten smarter with more testosterone. I'm much more intelligent than when I was 8 and it started with puberty hitting my like a tank.

[plotster4]

Thats funny with assasians creed they made 2 other games with him

[neversparky]

Great list but here is an honerable mention...N

N from Pokemon B&W is a true man. He forgives his bitch of a father Ghetis who made N suffer child abuse. He developes throughout the game very clearly and turns from wierd to likeable. That final battle needs no explaination ethier.

[GeckLost]

link from legend of zelda (title thing)

should be number one i mean would you stand up to the bosses he faces

some can eat him some have swords the final boss freakin turns into a beast he is manly

[Cool70sfreak]

Thank you for putting Dart on this list. Dart is fucking manly. One of the BEST main protagonists in an RPG EVER (by far better than Tidus and Cloud). Also, Snake and Ezio were perfect choices for their positions :)...and as for the Prince...there's nothing wrong with him being number one at all. He's fine where he is. Lastly, if Dante had stayed like he did in DMC1 he'd not be here. But DMC3 happened. And he became so awesome. I'm just a bit disappoint Auron isn't here but Cecil is, so it's OK.

[SanjuroSanjo]

i dont have a top 10 on "manliest characters", but my top 3 are:

#3: MasterChief John117 from Halo - c'mon, he IS awesome

#2: Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid - kinda for the same reasons you mentioned

#1: Auron from Final Fantasy X - this guy is strong, caring, and for gods sake, even death couldn't prevent him fromm keeping his promise to his best friend, i mean, is there anythng more manly than that? oO

[alexisldamae]

I really love the fact that Dante and Dart were on your list. They are two of my favorite game characters.

[Ezio3946]

thank you for remembering why number 1 is like that in the second game unlike most people who just called him "Emo" *no spoilers here*

[bigbardos]

were is samus? this list is called manlies charcters, not manliest men, so samus would not be misplaced here

[devsie22]

@bigbardos that is ridiculous Samus is a girl therefore cannot be manly

[bigbardos]

@devsie22 well everybody thought se was a he until se showed without her armour(wich by the way never looks femenine at all) so she can be considered manly(ps: yes it's ridiculous, it's also called trolling lol)

[stethespaniard2]

auron from ffx. ryu, titus from space marine there are loads that are alot better choices for me

[arceus9000]

Dante's hair is BLACK in the next game cuz its a prequel, so I've been told. this is him when he's like 15 or something

[Xin1994]

@arceus9000 Actually it's like an alternate universe reboot.

[arceus9000]

@Xin1994 meh, I've heard it both ways

[GraveUypo]

so since ezio's been in 3 games, would he be on top now?

[kaypeeization]

I have The Ocarina Of Time on my Wii! I think i'll start a new game :D

[vetber19]

don't be so sure that "ezio was in only 1 game" 2 years later, he's in 3

[LordLugius]

WHERE THE HELL IS CAPTAIN FALCON???

[Aussie27Legend]

Wow, although I've never played Sealed Sword I have played a shit ton of Blazing Sword... and god I swear I was looking at the same game (they look so similar).

[m14g]

Where is Doomguy and what about Duke Nukem.

[NickNitroification]

also, why is zangief not the manliest?

he wrestles bears in fucking siberia.

He wrestles bears. in siberia. naked. chest hair. mohawk.

fuck.

[wildefice1]

@NickNitroification two words

his dance

[Zeknif1]

@NickNitroification You forgot his manly shin hairs.

[sora011994]

@NickNitroification Yeah? Well Fate/Extra's Saber, a bitch, wrestled a LION to death while naked in the Roman Colosseum.

[joshscorcher]

@NickNitroification

So? If Stalin did that, would that make him manly?

Manliness is about character, not who has the biggest muscles.

[NickNitroification]

FUCK YES LEGEND OF DRAGOON

[Yellowgarra]

I just had pizza too...

[1145223bena]

1 carecter forgoten. VICTROR RESNOF

[ExKizuna1]

@lalilalastyle I agree, the Altair stuff made the game. And if you had a PS3(And Network of course) you get the first AC game, which helped me out. :P When/If AC3 comes out, I hope it's Altair focused.

[wolflinkmidnaperson]

I bet Solid Snake IS Chuck F**king Norris

[DedicatedSpecialist]

Nah Cecil was actually doesn't forgive Golbez until he realizes they might never see each other again. Kain is the real man of Final Fantasy IV

[ExKizuna1]

@lalilalastyle its okay lolz. I didn't see the one about him being pisse about Ezio in 3 games ha. I'm kinda pissed we haven't been getting with Altair as well though. HE was the man.

[lalilalastyle]

@ExKizuna1 it was his 12th one with seasonal games...and actually, the only thing i liked about revelations were the sequences with altair :D

[TheTrueSaberMaster]

Snake for the win.

[Tumpah]

You don't judge a person by their looks, you judge them by their hearts!

Well i saw a lot of tough looking guys cried when they we're interrogated by the police, so that's just pathetic.

I kinda agree with you top ten list, coz you don't judge their looks but what they do!

[oblivionfreaksssssad]

damn asian gay guys are so NOT manly! no hair at body, babyfaces ??

i usually like your lists, but this one sucks !

[jakeofalltrades93]

@oblivionfreaksssssad Okay one no one likes racism. Two there is one "possibly" asian on this list. Three I know alot of asians who could probably kick your ass so keep your racism to yourself

[oblivionfreaksssssad]

@jakeofalltrades93 i don´t want to be racist, but what i mean is the look of the guys in this list. this u know, this ´´asian stlye´´ . the hair, the look. and this look is totaly not manly at all. that´s what i mean. just compare a character from for example final fantasy and a character from call of duty, skyrim or age of conan

[jakeofalltrades93]

@oblivionfreaksssssad Okay with those last few examples your arguement became completely invalid. That isnt being manly you dont look up to the dovahkin he has no character or personality he is just an empty shell. So are pretty much everyone in the call of duty games. The point of this list is the fact that manliness comes from your actions and personality not your looks.

[oblivionfreaksssssad]

@jakeofalltrades93 i´m not a COD fanboy nut just look at Ghost in MW2. he saves you tree times, give anything for you, and dies for you! and we´re talking about videogame characters, not real humans. of course i judge the look. cause it´s all about them because IT`S A GAME !!!!! example Kratos = manly, cause Badass and rough Warrior looking. and anyone of the FF serious laaame, cause gay looking. they do nothing, they are just characters in a damn digital world

[jakeofalltrades93]

@oblivionfreaksssssad There is no point to continue talking to you,you just dont get it so goodbye

[oblivionfreaksssssad]

@jakeofalltrades93 Fatality

[Woobooboo123]

@oblivionfreaksssssad Dude, looks mean FUCK ALL. It's about morales and skills and such, not looks. If you truly think that things should be based on looks, then you sir are extremely shallow and should GTFO MY PLANET.

[oblivionfreaksssssad]

@Woobooboo123 my Planet ?? you have serious problems.

[Woobooboo123]

@oblivionfreaksssssad I don't deny it. XD

[NintendoLayton]

when he said: "number one has a hole trilogy" i was like : zelda ^^

[Firestrait]

Maybe the reason Solid Snake views himself very averagely is because he considers what he does to be what everyone should do...the right thing. In that sense, he would just be a regular guy in his own eyes.

[wee1owen12]

@Firestrait I always thought that the reason he regards himself so low is because he was a clone of Naked Snake, and in MGS3, it's told that he doesn't like killing and thinks his actions are wrong etc. That's why I prefer Big Boss, since he's the original Snake.

[ExKizuna1]

@lalilalastyle You and the people that thumbsed it up, did you check the date? The only game Ezio was in at the time was AC2... Wow. Im dumbfounded people actually gave you thumbs up.

[lalilalastyle]

@ExKizuna1 i know it was uploaded when brotherhodd wasn't released, the only thing i find funny is that in this video he praises ezio for being in only one game, yet in one of his unscripted videos, he is so pissed about ezio being in 3 games...i myself wonder why people thumbed me up o0

[TheBloodswordsman]

Jeeze dude, after watching scary stuff for the whole day (even though I'm a p**** who can't handle that stuff easily) this made me laugh like "L". Thanks alot dude.

[serisdovakhin]

fun fact:ezio is going to be in soul calibur 5!

[Hades3rd]

Dammit now I want pizza!

[linkzellda]

joshscorcher so made the Top 15 villains in Video Games

[Yifflord486]

Perhaps You Should Reconsider Ezio After The New Games?

[bacon4bkfst]

Evil, and Lies, and Evil, and Bell Peppers! XD

[serisdovakhin]

@bacon4bkfst theres lies in it twice THEN the bell peppers.............OF EVIL!

[OminousArtist]

maybe theres a reason for Dante's hair to be white. Maybe something happened in the new game that explains it, kinda like how in the X Men movie you see how Rouge got that white streak in her hair

[SuperShadow451]

3:30 kinda sounds like something Ichigo Kurosaki would say

[CoffeeHolic93]

SHISHIGAMI BANG.

[Mrbotobo]

Where is Kirby ?

[yooshiman]

@Mrbotobo probably too manly for the list

[serisdovakhin]

@Mrbotobo what personality does kirby have then?????????????

[1145223bena]

dude. kirbys only a baby

[randomenvelope]

@Mrbotobo kirby is a cannibalistic monster.

[DreadzKaiser]

WHERE IS CAPTAIN FALCON!!!!

[DarkMind95]

@DreadzKaiser Shoot yourself.

[369destroyer]

You know in Dissidia, if they had this it would be the most epic moment I ever saw

Cloud starts to brood

Cecil: STOP IT CLOUD!!! Look I had much worse of a past than you, murdering people because I was to afraid to say no, but instead of Brooding I went and did something about it, I think you should do the same.

I like Cloud personally, but I admit he broods to much, so I think if somebody like Cecil snapped some sense into him it would be cool.

[TheWombatLover]

5:22 Excellent use of Monty Python!  I love these Top 10/15 lists!

[JESSEARCANE90]

lol I always thought that snake kinda resembled Chuck Norris

[Vittras]

@joshscorcher Top 10 hardest games ever.

[Sephirothwolf]

Um, yeah... Snake is Kurt Russel, not that overratted hack Norris... awesome lis thtough

[HeavyMetalBeliever]

@Sephirothwolf Was Solid Snake based on Kurt Russell?

[Sephirothwolf]

@HeavyMetalBeliever it's complicated but basically the Snake we know (from MGS1 onwards) was based on Snake Plissken from Escape from New York, hence why he uses the alias Plissken

[Sephirothwolf]

@Sephirothwolf previous models for Snake were Michael Biehn (Kyle Reese in Terminator) in MG1 and Mel Gibson in MG2... and they based Big Boss on Sean Connery...

[HeavyMetalBeliever]

@Sephirothwolf Oh. I don't think Snake Plissken was a spy though.

[Sephirothwolf]

@HeavyMetalBeliever no but he was an ex-special forces soldier. Seriosuly watch Escape from New York, it is one of the best movies of the 80's and Kojima's admitted he loves it.

[GpaulLoL]

DAM I THOUGHT KIRBY WOULD BE #1! lol (jk)

[Dragnforce011]

No Captain Falcon? :(

[HeavyMetalBeliever]

@Dragnforce011 I think Captain Falcon is more manly in the Super Smash Bros series

[ShadowdaHedgie11]

@HeavyMetalBeliever It's the punch that does it, no?

[Trulsbk]

Steve from Minecraft?

He goes in dark caves and kill monsters and take over dungeons, isnt that manly??

[Drbarrelroll369]

@Trulsbk Dude just shut up.

[party4gamer]

Leon F Kennedy ! How could you miss this dude ? He did risk his Life to save a girl ! And he is not afraid of monsters that tries to kill him ! SEOURISLY HOW COULD YOU MISS THIS DUDE !

[Ezio3946]

whats the music at 4:00

[Kramgnauh]

Yay! Fire emblem! Though, sadly, roy is pretty bad as a unit

[DJDeadSound]

hahah fucking bodukai 3 explosion FTW

[DJDeadSound]

@DJDeadSound Budokai*

[FatalDeath369]

Yeah, Kratos would blow you up

[Mcdark696]

only bad thing i have to say is too long intro

[duodbzsonic]

I think Cole from inFamous or X from mega man X should have been in this

[ShadowCrowX]

Bang's theme sounds like Japanese business men getting drunk and singing karaoke

[Shadow11614]

wayyyyyyy better than screw attack's list

[ShadowdaHedgie11]

No Link? wut?

[shadowcrawler687]

@ShadowdaHedgie11 links not a man, he is a kid/teenager

[ShadowdaHedgie11]

@shadowcrawler687 He's usually around 18, which counts as an adult.

[KingOfClubz100]

@ShadowdaHedgie11 No he isn't. I'm not a huge Zelda gamer, but the games where he is older include: TP, SS, OoT, and maybe a few others. All the rest he is younger than 18.

[ShadowdaHedgie11]

@KingOfClubz100 Actually, in alot of games it's up to intepratation. Link to the Past, Oracle of Seasons/Ages, Link's Awakening... they never flat out state how old he is, just that he's young. He may be 18 or even a bit older.

Even as a kid/teenager, he's more manly that quite alot of video game characters.

[shadowcrawler687]

@ShadowdaHedgie11 fair enough

[HeavyMetalBeliever]

@ShadowdaHedgie11 It really depends on what Link you pick seeing as he's a child in most of the Zelda games. For manliness though, he is pretty much badass in Ocarina Of Time and Skyward Sword..

[baneoftheoblivion]

@HeavyMetalBeliever and twilight orincess.

[ShadowdaHedgie11]

@HeavyMetalBeliever Well, obviously not the Wind Waker/Phantom Hourglass style Link. Probably OoT, TP or SS Link.

[Eardn]

do you think you'll ever do this list again?

[lalilalastyle]

ezio in only one game? yeah, sure...^^

[rocker1296]

@lalilalastyle at the time ezio was only in one game