Messy Mondays: Batman Is Real, Santa Is Fake

[SwissMousie]

The world will always need batman to protect it from idiots like you! LOVE IT.

[599Heather]

This is awesome! And new parents.. don't lie to your kids about Santa

[PinpointAccu]

I'd hit my head on a mirror too Batman! Whooohooohooohhaaaahhaaa!

I was almost hypnotized while watching this video. Things got fuzzy.

[jesussavedyurlife]

oh my gosh..my voice hurts just LISTENING to this.

[BLyratt]

I get laryngitis just listening to him.

[mattster693]

"I'm the only car seat, you'll ever need" lmao I just died xD

[LedHeadT1llD3ath]

I KNOW WHO BATMAN IS! its santa!!!!

[FBIwannabe11]

"Batman's gotta go get Robin somethin' for Christmas!"

[FBIwannabe11]

Wow...that is AWESOME!

[greyspot00]

I am laughing so hard right now :D

[KTgirl115]

I wonder if his voice hurts after he is done playing Batman.

[ThatLittleGinger]

How did he talk like that for three minutes straight? That hurt my thoat just listening to it.

[IIJacksonMichael]

If Santa is real and I am fake then your child is dead!

[rusheena]

LMBO 1:01

[EnginSengin]

haha this has got to be my favorite.... lol

[Dubstepper30]

I like Giraffes

[Nissa603]

Yep, defiantly eccentric.

[7GoldenFire7]

Did anyone have to go get a drink of water after hearing this haha!

[EnginSengin]

Hahahah "that's the freakin' funniest thing of all time" hahah "THEY SHOULD EXPERIENCE CAR WRECKS LIKE EVERYYYYBODY ELSE!!!" hahah!

[XsheeleyX]

you killed berry! MURDERER!! lol!

[ifthisworksletmeknow]

ok.. nice speech.. heres glass of water

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[Jesusluvsyou33]

I wouldn't be able to act that voice for that long :)

[TheBuggaboo21]

Love your videos but dang that voice gets annoying lol

[LeicestersSoarinGirl]

i couldn't understand your voice so i turned on captions....this is by far my favorite video, even thought im still confused as to why you are wearing a batman suit.

[therealdrag0]

"Holy Holy Bible Batman!"

[JesusIsEverything411]

Every once in a while it was hard to understand, so I was going to turn the captions on..... I forgot how bad that is.

[BeTheAwakened]

doesn't your throat hurt when you talk like that??? I can only go about 60 seconds before I start coughing... (yes I understand there are cuts)

[AbigailCompositions]

"You're only alive by the grace of Batman. I'm all the car seat you need." BWAHAHAHAH! HA! ha. hahaha. Okay I'm done. :P

[relent107luke]

Wow...I JUST at 1:10 noticed you were wearing a santa hat and rewound it to see if you were the whole time...

[emke778]

i can see your throat being sore after that...

[IDyourself1]

Rule #numberthreeisawesome

'Nuff said.



[xrmb777x]

He sounds just like batman! Although batman doesn't talk nearly that much xD

[thingonesdifferent]

I wonder if he lost his voice from having to talk like that the entire time.

[FanIcedEarth]

I'm only alive by the grace of God

[fillefrancaise98]

@FanIcedEarth I agree

[collegebound411]

"I'm the only car seat, YOU'LL ever need!" Hahaha Laughed my head off!

[lllowoctaneee]

# lol

[hyper71349]

You sound just like him! lol.

[bendlind]

TAKE. THE. MASK. OFF. That way your voice will magically be not so deathly annoying like Batman's.

[MusicIsLovexXx1995x]

holy Holy Bible batman!

[termsofsocks]

is it me or does he do a lot of karate hand movements?

[Leegirl87]

hashtags on facebook...so true!! why do people do that? I just don't know, but if definitely makes me laugh!

[PonderosaTrekker]

Seriously, my throat is aching just from watching this. Poor Jordan!

[admiralkeelhauled42]

To much sugar huh?



[pvtspartan]

Get robin a nightwing costume

[MinecraftWithMiles]

U!!!!!!!!

[nickpenner26]

hey baman dis piderman

[maddjshorts]

I'm the only car seat you'll ever need. Lol 😄

[GeniusMusicalAthlete]

Hey, Barman? I know what you should get Robin for Christmas; a girlfriend

[director2Bawesome]

watching this is making me clear my throat. A lot.

[susane1998]

You are only alive for the grace of Batman.

Don't forget it!

[KJ27FL]

Dude, your hands are really big!

[MrDrdare]

we are only alive by the grace of CHUCK NORRIS

[ptorres10]

hahahaha this video had me cracking up!!!

[lovebug1728]

you have obviously never read Little House on Plum Creek

Ma says that every person who is unselfish is Santa Claus. And since Christmas eve is the time when everyone is unselfish then everyone is Santa Claus. Therefore, he does exist

[iheartunotreally]

@lovebug1728 Actually, if everyone were Santa, Santa would be no one. Just like if everyone were Jordan, Jordan would cease to exist. So now we know.

Jordan is Santa.

[born2bwld100]

excuse me what?

[LiveEveryMoment7]

I'm the only car seat you will ever need

[ACforever227]

@3:09 aah i have that Copeland t-shirt. good choice, bro :P

[narutoluva2]

"I'm all the car seat you'll ever need." Haha. Even better, "I hate it when I go in to hug someone sexy and end up hitting my head on a mirror." My reaction was, "WTF, LMAO!"

[shortstuff32012]

"Maybe I can get him a Bible, so I can mock him when he says "Holy Holy Bible Batman!" Best line ever :)

[VLicious8704]

"I am all the car seat you'll ever need!"

lol

[achaser100]

Best part ever = the voice he did when he said "REASON IM HERE NUMBA TO"

[Ssweetpea927]

How's your throat?

Need a recola?

[Darknightsayni]

I could not understand pretty much everything that was said. And youtube's subtitles didn't help.

[89Irishchick]

"I'm all the car seat you'll ever need!" For some reason...that made me laugh so hard!

[bahgheera]

#awesome #hilarious #funnykid #dialitdownanotchdude

[Harbinger965]

LOL!!! Best vid ever!!!! Love your style!!!

[lv2glrfy]

Your voice sounds painful.

[iloveapplejuiice]

Your only alive because of the grace of batman! LMAO!

[CruiseControlFurCool]

Sparky vests, batman outfit...this guy still owns my childhood wardrobe.

[HazardKILLER7]

12 people wish to get beaten by batman. lol

[TheHirudinea]

What does he say from 1:03 - 1:10? I can't understand it xD

[EXTRON180]

:o...... Did anyone understand what he was saying?.... XD

[yahoohaterhater]

even though i don't use facebook

[yahoohaterhater]

############.......

[jpcrosbykid]

haha, i could only understand about half the words he was saying(in other words: NIALED THE PART) XD

[Skateondrums1]

Haha!! I always swear to you, Batman. XD

[maireilla]

You sound almost like Cookie Monster. :P

[Reapster04]

@maireilla Yeah but so does Christian Bale



[LovesMusicandLife]

ROFL, HILARIOUS!! THAT SO GOT MY FUNNY-NERVE!! xD!!!♥ "Why should they get preferential treatment?!?!"

(but I love Tom Cruise, too- just sayin') :)

[youraverageLDS]

#Hahahahaha #I #Guess # I #need #to #step #up The Hashtags

[splitzko]

I actually know people who tell their children that Batman brings presents every Christmas. No joke.

[MLwhitcomb]

watch it with the captions >.<

[MLwhitcomb]

@MLwhitcomb ended up getting my enemy ricardo ahahahaha

[lavendarf1u7n]

@MLwhitcomb HAHAHAHAAAAAAA! I did! And it was so random and hilarious!



[sarahhorsecrazy99]

everybody nos Batman is real!!""

[Akonisawesome1]

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KakiIsSoNinja]

"Holy Holy Bible, Batman!"

[txhoneybee20]

but but.. I love Tom Cruse :(

[fabioandloretta]

Like if you don't understand a word this fool is sayin.

[AzureElegance]

My throat hurts! C:

[crowderfan10]

Ok bro, you have your moments. But MAN, Calm down a little bit. You would be a lot funnier if you were a little more dynamic. Really appreciate the wholesome comedy though.

[LovableChaos]

I thought that Chuck Norris decided if you lived or died...

One of you is lying... but (being smart) I'm not going to point any fingers...

PS. did you lose your voice after this? lol I would...

[EuphoriaKickStart]

2:29 Batman got his discount double check!

[angelajulie23]

"You're only alive by the grace of Batman!" xD

[TheNecroPhobicZombie]

@ 2:12 BEST PART EVER.

[armstrongbrosband]

I didn't know that Bat-Man sounded like the Cookie Monster.

[IMAJesusFreak1234]

Dude. This makes me clear my throat without even knowing it. You okay man? hahaha

[1821angel]

your throat must have been realy sore after this.

[Katiedid92]

Ahahahahahaa!!! I can't breathe!!!!! I am so glad my friend Tiana posted your 10 ways to get girls to like you video on facebook. I think you are my third favorite youtuber (John and Hank Green are my favorite).

[jr52990]

I watch this and the only thing I can think of is "his throat must me really reeeeally sore"

[Ulluver4life]

He sounds like the cookie monster on sesame street

[FirstSkilletFan]

Jordan, you need to be in a screamo band with that voice. 

[FROSTBlTTEN]

"And I hate, when I go to hug someone super sexy, and hit my head on a mirror!" Ha, made me laugh so hard

[ypiratey]

No, Chuck Norris decides weather I live or die.

[jordypie883]

What a mammoth. 

[Powerlight958]

what?

[Scottiemn7]

This guy is beast Hahaha

[DavidUmstattd]

Actually Mission Impossible was really good.

[SiberianTigress100]

So, after filming this, were you still able to talk? You did awesome, by the way.

[wolverinewing]

Why is this guy not more famous?

[parkranger15]

"Maybe I'll get him a Bible so I can mock him when he says 'Holy Holy Bible, Batman!'"

[91thewatcher23]

I have no idea what he said. But I'm going to like this video just because BATMAN was in it.

[screaminsushi]

YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE...BY THE GRACE OF BATMAN!!

[EmCo1616]

*facepalm* I blame the late-night-so-tired syndrome for me saying "dark night".

[EmCo1616]

Okay. You sum up my views on churchs, why I don't go to youth group, and why I laugh at people who think missions trips automatically make you a perfect Christian. Better yet, you are funny and you love Batman. I own Dark Night and think it was amazing. Marry me? At least be my BFFL!

[CeliaTheCat328]

Batman will forever be my seat belt. X3

[smickldorf]

Dude! :O Don't dis on (Director of The Iron Giant, The Incredibles, Ratatiouille)Brad Bird's new movie! I don't give a crap about Tom Cruise, but Brad Bird made the movie the BEST out of all of them! Tom Cruise can go suck himself, but Brad Bird is a God!!! Go see the movie! :D

[SusieMarkley]

Haha! Love it. Batman, you really do have a point. I'm so glad my parents didn't lie to us about Santa, and that they gave us the truth of Jesus instead. :D Great video!

[oneillperson]

@SusieMarkley LOVE x10000!! Er, I mean, like...

[luv2hmschl]

@SusieMarkley The real story of Santa is actually true. He was an early Christian martyr during the reign of the Emperer Nero. He was known for always giving gifts to people because of what Jesus said about what we do to others we do to Him. He figured that if he couldn't give a present to Jesus directly in front of the manger, he would give presents to people to honor Christ in that way.

[SusieMarkley]

@luv2hmschl Totally agree, and even know the story! :) Thanks for writing it out though! Awesome truths lie beyond many things that our culture has mangled. :)

[hamsterboy88]

Oh, I think Robin needs to show up!

[JusnerBowls]

Great!

[ilovemymilitary]

Hahahahaha! Love, Love, Love! Great job! You have now convinced me that Batman is SO much better than Santa!

[CatheCool1996]

This one was kinda annoying I was disappointed :-( Your normally so good.

[86Debster]

Holy holy Bible Batman.

[LolaJonas0095]

Hahahahaha!!

Sounds like you're gargeling marbles ^_^

[RockToYourOwnMelody]

Does your throat kill you now?

[ashleyseeleyofficial]

I have no idea what to get robbin for christimas. Lol!

[OuijaOwl]

Apple juice makes me fart.