Silly Spooky Scary Stories

[s3dooooooooooooooon]

I bet in your house their is ghosts!

[liquiddesignsinc]

hilarious lol

[marshmello04]

Wtf wat was that do u have a problem?

[cellularmitosis2]

haha ann coutler. "it is clearly a good book..."

do you do your own piano music for these videos?

[Foreverclever87]

I'M REALLY KIND AND COMPASSIONATE GODDAMNIT!!!!!!

This is hilarious.

[vn030350d]

Decent video. I actually chuckled a little. I might consider subscribing tomorrow...perhaps. What a coincidence, I love that book by Coult...something also!

Now would be a good time for me to start running for the hills, right? Right!

[Kiedryn]

sweet :-) I think i'm in love :-)

[HBanana55]

Ann coulter books make for nice fire wood.

[willquestion]

Please don't tell me you like Ann Coulter. *shivers*

[pwnzormasteruvnoobs]

Have you ever considered modeling?

I think you would be very successful.

[cobol528]

I was going to unsubscribe but then I saw that I wasn't subscribed already. I thought about subscribing so that I could then unsubscribe. But what's the point of that? Why did I even leave this comment? What the fuck is going on? Fucking shit!

[thramagen]

omfg I hate ann coulter

[tonypiecuzpan]

<3 u lots

[jim30333]

Why would you have a book by Ann Coulter?

[since1876]

I'm very comfortable. I had intended to subscribe already because of Laura (FactVsReligion)... but this video was fun, anyway.

Oh and I can't swim... apparently I am going to drown in the currents of life. :(

[imjustagirl776]

If it makes you feel any better, this video made me decide to subscribe you :o)

[TheAnonymouz]

0:52

I started to die of laughter. xD

[Perlustrate]

I'm wearing dusty library cologne.

[TheLonelyImmortal]

I fucking love you: you're beautiful, funny, rational, and critical of non-rational things :) ...And you cuss, which is refreshing :) Oh, and I subscribed just now, so you don't have to be angry anymore :)

[DavidRandallCurtis]

Is it wrong that I get the horn every time you get mad? 5*/faved :P

[erdal0]

I think she needs to start mastrubating

[FHB71]

So crazy .... I love it.

[stealthbadger]

:D :D :D

Your intensity brings me Much Joy. ^.^

[notbill9465]

I can't stop looking at Colleen. It's so puzzlingly bright, as though you're seeing something vibrant and alive through sunglasses.

I can't help but attribute colors to the background, but the girl (I'm guessing Colleen) stays her shades of gray. It makes me sad to see she's happy because I get the feeling it's just out of naivety.

Across the Hall is brilliant, so is Antiques, but I still can't quite wrap my mind around On the Other Hand.

[eirefrance]

I just checked out your page. You're a very good painter. I don't know how to place the style, but it makes me think of some vague "Americana" I've always appreciated. I especially like Frozen Warnings and Unrest.

[pfarabee]

We would like to state that no computer monitors were harmed during the making of this video. Several television sets were made to feel somewhat uncomfortable, however. But really, it' was their own fault... I mean, c'mon.. they're TV sets..

Oh, and the legal department also wanted us to say something nice about Yogi tea. Unfortunately the only thing we could think of was.. "It really doesn't taste like shit".. but that's not exactly a glowing endorsement, I guess... sorry...

[claudiaquat]

Be calm. Repeat...

Shakira sells sushi by the sea shore.

Shakira sells sushi by the sea shore.

Shakira sells sushi by the sea shore.

Very calm.

Excellent.

Don't pet your cat against the grain.

Stay calm.

Tea.

[Pleblian]

Ok lets try...

Deep breath

Ohmmm...

Nami hoh renga quo, nami hoh renga quo

Nami hoh renga quo, nami hoh renga quo

Nami hoh renga quo, nami hoh renga quo

Wow, I see stars!

[Pleblian]

Nice contrast... kind-of a now and then-ish

I see the painting and all I can think of is...

She shells she-shells on the she-shore

She shells she-shells on the she-shore

She shells she-shells on the she-shore

She shells she-shells...

Oh fuck it!

[DonQuixotedeKaw]

I am totally worshipping G.O.D. i.p. right now.

You are a supertanker full of high octane awe-some.

(I removed my exclamation marks, because I AM CALM)

[SieOma]

Haha.. I have one subscriber, and I think that is special.

I'm so comfortable now that I am going to take a nap at 8:08 A.M. Or is that technically going back to bed?

[DeconstrainedUnbound]

Yogi tea diatribe FTW.

No substitute for G.O.D.

[hoodmilk]

"I'M NOT INTENSE!" Hahahaa that's me. It's okay everyone else has the problem. You're awesome.

[DohsOfReality]

HOLY SHIT

I'm reading Demon-Haunted World right now xD

[rekojehtmai]

Listening to music always helps... lol

[gymshoe17]

Great vid! But for faaack sake, what's up with the tags on this vid?

[SkepticsClaw]

hahaha wonderful. If it makes you feel any less INTENSE I unsubscribed to almost everyone a couple of weeks ago, but you weren't one of them

[lnstrumentalist]

Fucking awesome.

[Macrochenia]

Demon Haunted World- pure win!

[rozeboosje]

twasn'tmehonesttwasn'tmeI'msti­llsubbedhonest.

[rozeboosje]

Great vid, btw. I'm so relaxed and comfortable now. I'm so laid back I'm horizonTAL!!!!

[radicaldanzero]

Brilliant! Absolutely hilarious........Shame on Yogi tea for deliberately misleading its trusting and loyal consumers. LMAO!!!

[HailCthulhu]

Hmmm. You don't look one-eyed,and where is your horn?

I am suspicious of your claims.

[philhellenes]

PLEASE tell me you didn't pay for the Coulter book. Please say that. Lie to me if necessary (but be convincing).

[ghostofdayinperson]

Balderdash! You know me better than that-- I found the book on the curb (as in trash)!

[philhellenes]

Convincing. Thank you. :)

[Obsidian433]

"I WANT YOU TO FEEL COMFORTABLE WATCHING MY VIDEOS!.. sorry"

I love you. Absolutely hilarious.

[DarkMatter2525]

I hope my playlist is still bringing you some subs.

[DarkMatter2525]

Unsub? Who the fuck?

You'd have to pry my fingernails off to get me to unsub. Then, after the fingernail pryer left the room, I'd hurry up and click the little yellow button again (then probable clean blood off my mouse). This comment took a morbid turn.

Anyway, I have a theory: perhaps two people merely closed their accounts, leaving you with 2 less subs. Also, I've never seen a Yogi tea pwnage. Nicely done.

[ghostofdayinperson]

I LOVE YOU DARKMATTER2525!

[tattooskin72]

Be kind and compassionate and the whole world will be your friend....

That's actually... a lie!

I think you should be writing for Yogi Tea, so their shit makes more sense ;)

[ghostofdayinperson]

I know! Its an outright lie! Un. Be. Lievable.

[wisdom0of0trees]

I'd subscribe to you all over again if I could G.O.D

[Gesmehod]

It was more fun to mute this video and make up my own dialog.

I AM A DASTARDLY WASTARDLY TUBTHUMPER

[BananaHurricane]

Books with yellowy pages, like your Sagan book, usually tend to have the same aroma. I wonder why that is.

[ItsDaSuperFly]

I love these videos, crack up every time I see them especially after I do videos of a serious subject. Keeps things from getting to serious

Thanks

Todd

[ghostofdayinperson]

Any time! You da supafly and you deserve to have good times

[mikeporterinmd]

Interesting tags over there in the side bar.  Some of the sequences are interesting, but I am stuck on a couple :-)

[Zakdayak]

Hey, I drink Yogi tea too! I love the ginger one.

[ghostofdayinperson]

yeah, the tea itself is actually very tasty.

[TheEnglishAthiest]

realy? I taste salty do I?

TEA

[OdeToNecrophilia]

Nice background. What is it exactly?

[ghostofdayinperson]

one of the paintings that will hopefully be finished by April

[bwzes03]

Can you do a timelapse vid of the progress ?

Like that video by NellieDiddle for Coughlan ?

[ghostofdayinperson]

But here's the thing about her-- she TRIES too hard to be a smart ass. She's simply too dumb to be a genuine bitch. To be truly bitchy one must have brains, otherwise the smart-ass remarks don't sting properly.

[TheAwedCouple]

You are positively brilliant!

-"Mo"

[Katalyzt]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! yogi tea has some seriously questionable "sayings" ★★★★★

Katalyzt

[bobster451]

I find it nearly impossible to comprehend that anyone would unsubscribe to your channel.

But when you opened the Ann Coulter book and failed to mention that it smelled like stale fish market, I was tempted.

Keep up the good work.

I truly enjoy your efforts!

[Misterb0z]

I wonder if any of the teabags dippety things have "Never Run With Scissors" written on them.

That piece of advice gets people far in life.

[Entiox]

"You can swim through every change of tide." Yeah right, try that in the Bay of Fundy. Love the video, love your intensity as always.

[Archael2]

this video did not make me comfortable at all

I feel on edge now :O

[redFISTofEUROPE]

ok, thats it. i'll unsubcribe

naaaaah ;)

[purplestardust74]

purple is my favorite colour.

and i have two horns,what the heck happend to ur other horn? :)

(the smiley face is for people that get scared about horns and such) :)

im nice. not really.

[vadid666]

u see what yogi tea does to ppl?

[MoreSciFiThanScience]

Im trying to write a joke where i make a pun or something with Yogi tea that compares it to the cartoon character...I know the punchline has something to do with boo boo but im gonna have to get back to you on the details

then people will love me and stare when i enter rooms

[teddyboink]

holy shit, i just got done watching the psycho girlfriend episode, and now am i watching another? just kidding. love your vids

[Orygyn]

Isn't it blasphemy to unsubscribe from G.O.D?

[RadarKat73080]

Wigwam! Teepee!  Wigwam! Teepee!

[ExcitableNeurons]

LOL, yea the last thing you want to hear as your drifting off from the anesthesia is your surgeon repeating ok I can do this I can do this.

Youre quite disturbed and I love that about you! Calm is overrated and boooring.

[bwzes03]

Be good and kind......

Sounds vaguely familiar.......

Oshkosh Begosh is the absolute truth IIRC.....

[bwzes03]

I just checked it :

Its the Definitive Truth .... ;-)

[no1saphead]

Im only here to see those pretty eyes..

[bwzes03]

But I love Intense Abby.....

Please don't EVER STOP BEING INTENSE !!!!!!!

Don't ....

[SteelHamburger]

I hope you're keeping that Coulter book in a lead box. Direct contact with the book is probably corroding your bookshelf, and the lead is needed to block the dumbfuck radiation caused by the decaying bullshit particles.

Have you thought about making your tags more targeted? One week you could try to attract the diaper fetishists, the next week target World of Warcraft players, etc. This will build up a balanced portfolio of subscribers.

[ghostofdayinperson]

brilliant

[ozmoroid]

I don't care how an author spells, but I do care how s/he smells. Does that apply to books also? I don't know.

[Nigrescence]

So I'm not the only one to prefer the smell of certain books.

Very funny video. Thanks.

[premed2]

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will.

Mahatma Gandhi

[ghostofdayinperson]

Take that...... Oscar! (hehe)

[12bar145ne]

haha...lol..fuck,i gotta sub you...lol love it

[ProjectPaladin]

That's odd, my books smell like dustballs... Especially the ones, I don't read anymore...

[zetalion]

If I could sub twice I would ... LOVE G.O.D.

:D

[CousinoMacul]

Why can't you?  ;-)

[Vogter2100]

I want to marry you.. no wait.. maybe.. but you make me uncomfortable... 5*'s

[ReverendAtomSmasher]

You make me uncomfortable. Awesome. 5*

[Nysswald]

That slurping has got to be the creepiest thing on youtube :)

[celestialsalamander]

your hot.

you have that fire inside of you. it's exiting

[jussts]

I love that old book smell... fuck new books.

[HowDaWorldTwerks]

Yogi tea stole my picnic basket while i was distracted reading the message

[AuntieDiluvian]

Enjoyed!

[OrionSyndicate910]

my favorite part is at 2:55

I keep going to it to laugh my ass off.

[FlightIsLife]

You definitely make me uncomfortable... but thats sort of the allure.

[VicTheVicar]

LOL! The quest against the lying tea producer is hilarious!

[WizardKing78]

I'm glad you drink yogi tea - which is actually quite nice - because the black stuff you drink over there isn't good enough to pour down the toilet.

[papafox]

An Ann Coulter book in the same room as Carl Sagan? Oh -- unsavory!

[panthera50]

*note to self* Jogi tea gives you a headache. :P

[gothatfunk]

if you stop being intense i'll unsub :-)

kidding of course. you could convert to Catholicism or even become a Mormon, and i'd still watch your videos.

p.s. - smelling books FTW! i love the smell of new books.

[Lovingdoubt]

I love that after i watch your videos i think to myself "what the fuck was thaaaaaat?". But yet, I somehow enjoy them thoroughly... i think.

[ComradeAgopian]

I love that dusty old library smell .

[Paxmax]

WTF? Ann Coulters books are great! ... if you like cunt juice wringed from two week old sweaty sh!t stained panties.

OMJEeebus... I will impose self ban for that comment.

[WizardKing78]

LOL!

[Paxmax]

Mmmf fhmff! =o) [self ban still active]

[lstntn]

Ohhhh MYYYY .. I'm feeling so much better right now .. I was all wound up and "Frazzled" before i watched your soothing, calming Ode to serenity. The only thing that troubles me is that your behavior so closely matches mine that it's a little SCARY .. Oh damn there I go again ...

[TheReptilianAgenda]

LIAR TEABAGS, they want to confuse and manipulate with their false wisdom when you are at your weakest(relaxed and sippin T). With $20 you can free your self from their lies it will get you a reusable tea-cage and all sorts of herbs to mix, you'll be back to enjoying stinky books and smelly tomes and punching monitors in no time

[Largo64]

Ann Coulter? EEEEEW! That would only make me intense (or is that in tents, having escaped into the woods to try to clear my mind of that disgusting, maddening bit-. . .um . . . person?). You, on the other hand, I find very calming. ;^)

[ghostofdayinperson]

I just pictured you running through the forest trying to outrun Coulter in a screw-ball comedy sort of way!

[Largo64]

@ghostofdayinperson If you could see me run, you'd be laughing till your sides hurt. If I COULD run MY sides would hurt!

[ghostofdayinperson]

Run Largo run! The Anneraptor Coultergeist is gaining on you! Run! Its really great that the tempo of your username is not conducive to running-- makes this scenario more entertaining.

[Largo64]

@ghostofdayinperson Yes, I'm afraid the tempo "largo" would have me running as though through a vat of molasses. I can see myself, looking like the Michelin Man with scuba gear and a speedo, racing s-l-o-w-l-y through the syrup with the first movement of the "Moonlight Sonata" bubbling in the background.

[dioseolo]

Too many Yogi Tea quotes in one go left the poor little girl in the background speechless.

(my english sucks, I know)

[karausu]

So, what about our fist fight? Are you scared?

[ghostofdayinperson]

Yes. I'm scared that I might humiliate you.

[karausu]

Do it! Entertaining video :)

[memonk11]

Wait a second... You're going to stop drinking Yogi Tea, Or you are going to "unsubscribe" to Yogi Tea? ah - HA , HYPOCRITE!!!

[memonk11]

Don't get upset. Maybe those two subscribers had strokes, or had an accident, or maybe the're dead, Or maybe they are being held hostage by Anne Coulter, or Bill gates or... orr PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!!! AAAUUUUGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

[TinyCoconut]

You are entertaining.  :D

[CognosSquare]

Yes that old library book smell is good. I like the feel of thick pale yelow pages.

I find it somewhat disconcerting that I also can not stop scrutinizing "words of wisdom" and revealing their obvious flaws. But I think its because I would really like them to be perfect.

There is a quote by Rilke though that I can not seem to get dissect.

"If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it;

blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches".

[ghostofdayinperson]

love it!

[alowlyapprentice]

I now have a new way to decide which books are good. Smell them and if I like the aroma they are good books.

This so funny. LMMFAO! Obviously people should not believe everything they read. Ann Coulter and Yogi Tea have something in common. Who woulda thunk it? ツ

[valvatica]

The tags for this video are quite a feast. :-) Anxiety sucks, but it fills me with glee when I see people doing something creative with it. Keep at it ghost!

[UnhappyTestTubeBaby]

I don't know what offends me more: Ann Coulter or fuzzy-brained messages that are supposed to make you feel more spiritual or something.

I thought I was the only one who loved the smell of books.

That's a little Abby behind you there, isn't it? I can tell because it looks like she doesn't take sh!t from anyone.

[ghostofdayinperson]

Yes its meeeeee!

[UnhappyTestTubeBaby]

I knew it. I like how you included that portrait in the shot. Your inner child is one of the things I like best about you.

You can't fool me with your bravado. You're always adorable to me.

Did I just get really sappy there? I'm sorry. I don't know what came over me. I'll try not to let it happen again.

[ghostofdayinperson]

Aw!

[RosieDesire]

OH MY FREAKING IMAGINARY GOD!! Finally someone that reads Yogi Tea like I do!!!!

[nekedemus]

If I were you I would keep Ann Culters book separated from the others.

Black holes suck in everything, even light.

[achigurh]

hi G.O.D.--watching this was like watching a lit fuse on a firecracker =D

i'm having a cup of Stash Goji Berry green tea in your honor.

[Ujikaweapon1]

I don't understand.

[PrinceofallKings]

i think i like this woman. she is very funny.

[Azrhei]

I love you, will you marry me?

[RomeoCo]

*edges away from*

[wyrdness1]

Breath deep and recite this mantra

Volume is not intensity.

Volume is not intensity.

VOLUME IS NOT INTENSITY!!!1

[zarkoff45]

Hmmm, if Yogi tea could be sued, then so could those Chinese fortune cookie companies...

[thruthem]

But how does it taste?

Those people did'nt unsub! How could they? Probably died in an accident and their family closed their account in their greef. God rest their souls.

Praise FSM

[Nykytyne2]

UR TEA IS SO WISE!!! I'm drinking vino myself. I've always found intox to be more satisfying than detox.

By the way 'Demon Haunted World' rulez.

[michalchik]

There is a creepy girl watching you from behind. I think she plans to do evil things to you.

[spinalfluidontap]

"I like to find my inner ballance....within." That was more fun than all the Yogi tea wisdom put together. ;-)

You lost subs? Must be a yt thing."Who doesn't love you?"

[InModiasWeTrust]

Another montage of magnificence!! You rock my face, G.O.D.!! I couldn't stop laughing long enough to catch my breath... Keep going, keep going! LOL.

-Modias

[AncientAtheist]

this would be a good time for a confession.

I have two sock accounts, happyhominid and AncientAtheist1. I regularly sub to G.O.D, wait fpr a pissy mood (pm both our parts) and then yank the subs - just to act like a 15 year old YTer and let she shit fly! For lulz.

I think I just want to see you pretending to be flummoxed (whatever that means) Am I a god person deep in side?

I'm just trying to be your friend.

[ghostofdayinperson]

OMG OMG-- then you inspired this video. I noticed when I had 2407 subs the other day, it dropped by 2. Was that you? If so, this video belongs to you.

[AncientAtheist]

As rightful co-owner of this video, with no credits or consultations, can we at least rename it "Silly, Scary, AncientAtheist Stories"?

Or, you could take evil looking clips of me and scatter them throughout the video for the subliminal fright factor. There are *lots* of disgusting pictures of me on my channel.

[GoblinXXX]

"My girlfriend told me I was too intense-- So I stared at her until she cried." Stephen Wright

[ghostofdayinperson]

Seriously that rules.

[YoureWrongImRight]

So relaxing.

[KalimaShaktide]

You need to watch 1god1jesus watch?v=XT4bsbiReDU

Father Greg can help you with the aggression and self control.

[ghostofdayinperson]

Help me father Greg! I need your faith!

[ghostofdayinperson]

oops! Leave your second comment again-- I meant to press reply but I hit remove!

[thornisdan]

This video makes me doubt my worshiping of Yogi Tea....

[GoblinXXX]

What do you expect from team made by a cartoon bear, anyway?

(Try reading all those little philosophical cookie-fortunes in a Yogi Bear voice.)

[thunderpants10]

I found your presentation very calming but the 8 year old Liv Tyler lurking over your shoulder has caused me to soil myself.

[ghostofdayinperson]

Hey-- you're the one who complimented Kassie Dill! (The book was found on the curb, btw)

[MpowerdAPE]

wow, i thought i was the only one who smelled books. old yellow library hardcovers are the best.

although brand new soft covers from borders are good to, but it depends on the ink, and the paper.

ann coulters book uses soft, twice recycled paper. perfect for wiping your ass with.

you want some good tea? soak a few super thin pages of a bible published before 1970 in a cup of just boiled water. exquisite.

[ghostofdayinperson]

mmmmmmm! A book sniffing connoisseur! The Coulter book actually had no aroma, probably because she has no soul, and due to the reasons you mentioned.

[GoblinXXX]

Can't you just huff oven cleaner like the rest of us?

[preachingsin]

I can't believe you could do that to yourself and I've read Atlas Shrugged.

[MpowerdAPE]

do what? wipe my ass with ann coulters book? or destroy bibles?

[wyrdness1]

Is that because Bibles published prior to 1970 are printed on hemp paper?

[MpowerdAPE]

they are?..................

[wyrdness1]

Yes, it wasn't until 1970 that the CSA categorized hemp as marijuana, thus criminalizing its industrial use until 1991

[singsomuch]

You're amazing!

[Teleprompter4Life]

Personally, I think your intensity is hilarious. Please keep making us uncomfortable, that's what keeps me coming back.

[poolmunch]

Why havnt i subbed to you before!

[ICELANDIC1]

Love this shite!