A HellfireComms Dramatic reading - My Immortal [Chapter 20]

[eternalobliviox71]

0:34 Just say 'I dressed like a hooker in preparation for the evening'.

0:44 How many concerts is that now? 4?

0:50 '-all the while I could hear screams of frustration beyond the fourth wall'. Also, why slit your wrists in EXCITEMENT?

1:14 Because there hasn't been a satisfactory amount of sex in this fanfic yet.

1:29 Wait, they were serious?... Fucking God...

2:00 God's sake, what does it add to the story to leave this in!?

2:14 ...Thanks for the insight into your fucked up psyche.

(CONT)

[eternalobliviox71]

@eternalobliviox71 2:43 Why would you... What the... Excuse me, I'm having an acute stroke... 3:12 Is your only description for anything 'extremely hot' if it's not a dissertation on their attire for the day?

3:29 'Then, I yelled, "put your fucking pants back on!"'

3:32 Thank you for senselessly spoiling the biggest twist book three had to offer like it was nothing you stupid bitch.

3:49 Reminder: Not a Mary Sue OR a slut.

...Ugh... I'm curious on if I should even bother with the second half...

[FaK3JuRiSdIcTiOn]

I don't think you can make out and mosh at the same time dude... just saying.

[Sampson366]

Hogwarts where the teachers ask for condoms from students.

[polyxenophile]

So Looooooopin needed condoms so he wouldn't impregnate Snape? That makes sense.

[KillerCheesepuffx]

ok hold the fuck on. how do you mosh by yourself? i mean do you punch yourself in the face? hahaha ok in this case i can expect that from a "goth" 3rd grade dropout.... you can thank bush for this :) (no child left behind reference)

[animeshinobi13]

Damn peedos. Hahaha

[ArcticFoxKit]

Everyone in Gryfindor are preps and posers. Everyone in Slytherin are goffik and awesome. Hufflepuff are vampire fodder and particularly good at finding.

[look6behind6you6]

@ArcticFoxKit Oh My Goodness!!! Your Comment just made my night/day/week/month/year/life xD

I take it you've watched A Very Potter Musical?

[MyPoisonedApple]

"It wuz to blackmail u."

At least she's honest.

[giftedpink]

So...she slit her wrists...while moshing...by herself?

[TheHateforAll]

How can you mosh to MCR?

[DameUtaI]

@TheHateforAll How do you most while you're alone?

[OnlyTrueHero]

I love how she's always making out while moshing. I'm fairly certain you can't do both correctly at the same time.... you'd get punched by someone... xD

[KyoXAnskima]

@OnlyTrueHero Your comment just made my day!!!!! (111111)

I would happily punch her!

[YamsRyu]

It's things like this that make me weep with joy at the fact I can write better than this, and that I have friends who would beat me over the head until I regained my senses, if I ever wrote like this.

[Cannonsilencer]

3:06 Yes I think that would stop me too.

[MrsKatyKat]

i think i actually went down an IQ level listening to this

[SupernaturalBassoon]

LOL. Why does she only use the song Helena?

[CrazyForFrogs]

Okay, I was fine with 'Dumblydore' and your unfortunate usage of MCR. But after what you did to Dobby...bring on Chapter 39!

[Nymphan0ra]

Run, Lumpkin, run .__.'

[JDJeffery]

"Dog father"? Are you kidding me?!

[karik333]

@JDJeffery

Yup. Sirius the "Dogfather" will make you an offer you can't refuse: give him a treat, or he'll pee on your leg...

The only genuinely funny pun in this entire crap fest (if you are an HP fan, that is)

[Pooky1991]

DAMN!! This girl can detach her womb and use it as a weapon? Holly shit!XD

[ElleBella95]

"Fuker"?

ROFL XD

[ridatakahari]

Moshing and kissing? lolz that outta be akward... and painful. lol

[EarthlyMaidenLita]

So, now her name is Enoby?

[softcelltainted22]

"fuk ur 6 year old girlfriend"

[polyxenophile]

@softcelltainted22 There's a Quil joke in there somewhere #Dan Bergstein's Blogging Twilight.

[zanzibarwilliams]

moshing and making out seem like opposing ideas. i wonder how they managed both at the same time...

[HelloTakun]

"ARE YOU GOING TO RAPE ME OR WHAT!?" She was allowed to say this, because he was a pee-dough.

Con-DAMNS.

When screaming "GOD" just isn't cutting it ;D

[Nyarkibble]

She sounds really impatient in that quote. I think this girl has a serious problem. She wants to be raped RIGHT THIS INSTANT, she's all over Vampire and Draco, she 'orgasims' at the sight of some middle aged man pretending to be a teenager...she's just ASKING FOR IT, you know? Goffikally.

[HelloTakun]

Snape, a teacher, was transferred to Griffindor? LOL Wow she said it sadistically? So why she was inflicting sexual pain for her own pleasure? Lol Adjectives. She can not has understanding of them.

[Nyarkibble]

She asked Lumpkin stadistically 8D if that's why he wanted condoms because she likes the gays.

[Nyarkibble]

He sounds so very, very sick of saying 'LOTS OF Z'S, SIXSIXSIX, LOTS OF X'S.'

[mariiaha]

"Snake and Loopin were in da middle of da empty hall, doin it, and Dobby was watching!1"

[Nyarkibble]

Look out, she'll throw her wound at you. AIDs.

[DarkhawkDan]

why would a teenage girl have condoms?

[Hells666singer]

@DarkhawkDan

This particular teenage girl is a slut, so she would have some.

[YouthInAsia0]

"I gasped, it was a black car."

That's surprising!

[SeelinCat]

she gasps a lot. do you think she has some sort of problem? >.>

[TheVodkaHaze]

Are all the cars in this fanfic fucking flying cars?!

[Ashkihyena]

And black, they're all black as well.

[VaxVaxter]

Weren't Loopin and Snap meant to be sent to St. Mango's because they were pedop-eugh, nothing else in this garbage makes sense, why should that?

[alliesoccer11]

Lumpkin!

ohhhman died.

[PanicMeCiara]

lawl, i love how she calls him 'snap'

i'm tired of all this prep talk, is that like her only comeback?

[flyingapplesauce22]

Dogfather is the only decent pun in the entire fanfic...and it was obviously an accident because the didn't feel the need to add the "(git ti? bcuz he czn trun n2 a dgo)"

[eyepoo]

Bless you for pointing that out, that single moment of semi-cleverness, however accidental, was like a life preserver in a sea of shit.

[TheFriendlyMoosh]

You just had me rolling on the floor laughing and I hit my head. Shame on you. XDD

[flyingapplesauce22]

Aw...I'm sorry :P

[FinalTestiment49]

You can't have a different liscense plate on the back of a car then on the front, flying or non-flying!

[JustJessikuh]

moshing and making out....at the same time. That takes mad skill.

[TCUSolidWolf]

Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ. Can this story get any worse?

[Reyson129]

Yes.

[WerewolvesLoveMCR]

How do you throw a wound anyway?!

[TheFoxFang]

she threw her WOUND?!?!?!?! WTF!!!! Tara Gilesbie(A.K.A. the author of My Immortal the fanfic) is full of weird ass shit.

[MissLittleBrit]

but... I thought she said she threw her womb at them....

which is also weird.

[flyingapplesauce22]

Nah...she pulls out her womb in a different chapter, though (I think...)

[Ashkihyena]

It was Vampire Potter who used his womb in Chapter 11 actually.

[chocolatysurprise123]

I just love your voice, NTom64. XD

[teababe27]

Me too. This dramatic reading is awesome.

[YouthInAsia0]

To be fair, this is FAR better than twilight.

[mysticwolf2314]

I wouldn't say that.

But at least it isn't making money.

[xXEmiLuvsUXx]

I love your dramatic readings! You should find another crappy fanfiction and read it!

[JoelandtheBots]

What the hell is with everyone shooting each other?

[PaintedNails1]

"Dobby was watching1" HAHAHA. I love how you say the random one at the end even. xD

Dobby is the real perv here I think..

[HPFreakStar]

Lumpkin and Dumbledork...wow lol

and "dogfather"?? wow thats kind of an ironic mistake... wonder if that was on purpose... nah the authors too idiotic lol

[DawnFallingAngel]

-still snickering-

-can't stop frickin laughing!-

It's so terrible it's hysterical!

[CallingCtulhu]

Poor Dobby.

[japangirlcmw4]

Lol, Lumpkin.

[Johnnysasaki226]

Wow.. This thing burns my mind a bit. O.o

[rasengan2122]

So lupin is Pedobear? That FOOKER!

[MettaliarYanto]

I'm slowly thinking this is all a big joke. I HOPE IT IS. OH GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?

[darkfire158]

We all know it's bad, but why do we keep coming back to hear this?

[ShikibuSan]

It's his voice.

[dxmagma]

yes, his sweet, seductive voice. wait what did i just say! damn you Ntom!

[ShikibuSan]

It's okay. He makes us say weird things. D=

[Punkout16]

because ntom64 reading this is the only thing making this bearable (sigh) ntom64 i am so sorry for your suffering

[Spirits589]

Because, sadly, the crappyness of this story is hypnotizing....

[darkfire158]

I think I know what's going on. The author is trying to lull everyone who reads it into a state of complete and utter idiocracy so that he/she can, you guessed it, take over the world.

M. Bison: Of course!

[LucifugeSwe]

OF COURSE!!!

[VioletRose888]

O_O I agree

[QJD1381]

It's happening..... I can feel my IQ slipping from my mind. HELP ME.

[MrMetalloidMan]

we cant help you because were suffering the same fate

[AdamDuffield]

2:47 ... princess

[jomamasofat1]

She sure says "Fuck" a lot. I wonder if she ever gets detention for saying it in front of the teachers.

[CallingCtulhu]

Wait...wtf did Transylvania come from???

[Ayauchi]

What better way to hurt somebody than throwing a ready made wound at them?

Tara is obviously a genius.

[HelloTakun]

LMFAO Dog Father-God FatherLOL

[HelloTakun]

Naked and everything?

[Hookman1000]

Is she fucking dyslexic or something?!

[orangenorth]

You know, I when I'm being chased I throw my wounds at people to...

[sasha2900]

blurg...

how come harry.james,neville,lupin,hagr­id,voldemort,tom riddle etc are in the same timezone

[MCLucario]

...ITS SONIC 06 ALL OVER AGAIN!!!

[Hells666singer]

This actually makes Sonic '06 bearable...hell this makes TWILIGHT bearable!

[MCLucario]

LOL

[Hells666singer]

There's something else that crawls under my skin with this story...It's the fact that she curses constantly for no real reason, describes everything she's wearing in living detail, but she skips over describing the nudity. I personally have no problem with taking hours to describe things in a story, however, I do have an issue with it being done half-assed. If you're going to be thorough then do it all the way.

[RuinerxxSINCITY]

You give this dumb bitch too much credit. This is simply egotistical drivel.

[Hells666singer]

Good point, if it were about the writing she wouldn't made it past chapter 1

[ChaosDialga]

And the worst part is, I think I may have gone insane!

[Hells666singer]

I HAVE gone insane!

[danieldb631]

Where is she getting all these elaborate outfits? Maybe that's her power. Able to summon clothes from the dead.

[cross666fade]

she just gave Trasylvania a bad name...

[nejihater325]

I find it funny that she slits her wrists to MCR, when they are against self harm. xD

I don't think this biotch knows the first thing about self harm.

WHY IS THERE SEX IN EVERY CHAPTER??

WHAT THE 'FOOK'?

Whats with her and steryotypes? God dang...>>

lol @ Draco crying.

Why would she go to another one of their concerts? The first two were fake!!

ROFLCOPTER.

[darkmoose84]

Nor does she understand actual goth culture. Her personality resonates with whiny emo-ness.

Every time she slits her wrists and drinks blood, I instantly think, "Great job; you just learned the joy of recycling!" :P

I'm wondering if Tara isn't a Troll; how can anyone be stupid enough to write a story like this?

[jayta]

oh god, when u say what i cant help but laugh! XD

[LorChan1919]

Thanks for the Venom is a good song...

and so is Helena...

If I don't stop complaining about every abuse of gothic culture... I'll never shut up...

[tish733]

lol is her name ebony or enoby XD

[seanfulldark]

Say hi to ALUCARD for ME(for her!). Tom I feel so sorry for you! Hopefully you can find some good fan fiction, if he can't give me a ring, or message, or a Fulldark signal(get it bat signal).

[thehokeypokey]

Now you've gotta admit, that's the most bad-ass story ever. Just move the hyphen a word to the right.

[jennigirl99]

Very amusing. I love sharing the actual fanfic with people, most are just speechless after.

[xcZohreh]

Lmao.

I love that you're doing this wonderful reading.

Hope you continue on to "My Immortal 2".

Yes, I'm surprised there's actually a sequel to this.

I've heard it's much worse.

[ubahquiet]

My Immortal 2?

..WHAT!? YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING JOKING-YOU-EH-EXCUSE ME FOR A SECOND...

whatthefuckarghjharghthumpthum­pthump

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[bpblu]

Sonic's response to the FTA breakdown reference: That was incredible!

[dtekkax]

lol You would think her spelling would have improved as she got older... It actually got a lot worst...

[thehokeypokey]

Actually, My Immortal 2 isn't by Tara.

[MCLucario]

so someone else saw this fanfic, read it and thought it deserved a sequel?!?

[thehokeypokey]

Nah, whoever wrote it is just trollin'.

[SonicBrawler1992]

(Sorry bout the late reply ^^;)

I've heard she wrote it on purpose... O_o

[Screamersmetal]

lol, you know, this seemed to be the most coherent of all the chapters so far.

[DogOfWar01]

u guna do something like an overview after its all read

[Sybaki]

The pinacle of the story is stereotypes. I wonder how you can throw a wound.

[akumaxayumi]

yay there's more

[spon17]

wtf...... just WTFG!

[PkmnmanFtw]

this series has been hilarious lately, make more if possible, how many chapters are there?

[BlizzardOfTheCoast]

"and everything"

[ambrosiaplatypus]

Wounds:they make you trip. and also OMG CONTINUITY ERROR. Harry ovbiously didn't turn all emo and whiny and gay while sirius was alive. doesn't matter, not that this is really harry potter anymore. it's basically :illiteracy:the movie.

[driskell1354]

this is the worst fanfic ever

[zelda1ftw1imo]

XD wtf.You should've had HellDragon doing some commentary and laughing while you read it

[TKuja1]

Definently

[aura12]

Yeah, that would be so awesome XD

[ss4gamemaster]

I dont think Tom is heartless enough to do such a thing.

[Zephrion]

This story is amazing. It just gets better and better!

And wow. I just noticed you took the white block out of the Hellfire Comms logo. Looks awesome.

[MAG97]

I hoped inside. LOL!

[Bhuggy13]

lololololol, It's fun to read along!

[Mikeg993]

I took out my black camera and took a pic of them. U could see that they were naked and everything."Well xcuse me!" they both shouted angrily. "What was dat al about?"

"It wuz to blackmail u!"

Okay So everyone in Hogwarts must be blind not to notice Snape and Lupin having sex in the Great Hall! WTF!!

[gamemasterrusty]

*~sigh~*

After so long a time of you not doing this NTom, I was hoping that you had decided to stop the dramatic reading. Oh well, only a few more chapters before every listener's brain explodes...

[DepressedAnimeAddict]

...what?!

[AidanGS]

So he had "Enoby" written on the car. Nice spelling, "Vampire". xD

[robinvan1983]

so...when are they going to make a movie out of this... i mean it isn't like hollywood is making good ones.... we need a good comedy

[superbacon321]

i think what meister means is that the story is an epic fail

[HellfireComms]

Most likely, he is subscribed to me after all.

[chimerashaq]

"I turned and saw Draco crying in a corner." It would appear Draco finally realised he's in a bad fanfic.

[Kitchinsink3]

Isn't this like the 8th time a concert has been held in Hogwarts? Why is there one every 2-3 days?

[jakebonne]

how can people trip over a wound?how can you throw a wound anyway?

[Geelan0]

take my bruised knee you basted lol

[Mikeg993]

I think she might have meant broom! But she proberly meant wound as she spelt it right and she's mispelt nearly every other word!

[jakebonne]

i know,i was jusr making fun of the spelling.could you imagine if she meant wand?

[Kingakuzutto]

Who knew Solid Snake was in this half ass fanfic.

[AMG2K2]

I don't remember any complaints about how he's reading this. After all, you can't enjoy the fanfic as much unless you read it exactly how it is spelled. :p

And a vacation in Transylvania? Who wants to bet she has no idea where it is on the map?

[rasmus90]

Vacation in Transylvania? That's the worst lie I've ever heard

Slit her wrists all night? Who won't her character die of blood loss!?!?

And where did she get that camera, out of her ass? ... actually it makes sense

Who the hell trips over a wand?

This is like watching two buses full of people crashing into each other - it's horrible, but you just can't move your eyes away from it

[1980lfc]

aha

people complain too much about you reading these chapters..

i find them totally hilarious tbh, how they're over exaggerated slitting wrists wearing black listening to my chemical romance and everything, its just funny to listen to it, and being honest im enjoying it, the enthusiasm Tom's putting into it, and trying to conceal his laughter ;p

keep it up :)

[dillj34555]

The author put more effort in the descriptions than the actual story.

[Geelan0]

lol his dogfather that is called Beastiality kids

[smileysarah94]

lumpkin and dumbledork??? lol wtf is wrong with this person

[gamefreak043]

too many black stuff

[ajrgohan]

God Damn, there are 44 chapters, this is way too long

[CigaretteHolderSmoke]

"I heard someone crying"

Yeah, it's the readers.

[PancorRath]

if you lisen carefully you can hear the readers laughing to death. LOL my face hurts from hearing this crap, im laughing to hard

[Hells666singer]

The characters are crying

[PancorRath]

cuz there in such a crappy story? i'd cry too

[Hells666singer]

I'd kill myself.

[DIZZYZAP478]

Keep flamin so we can send her to death! Im honestly considering sniping this bitch. Why doesn't shewear black everything so we don't have to see her! Mental images!

[ghosthunter858]

i like how you think

[CastlevaniaMoogle]

"Oh my god, you ludicrous idiots!"