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  • where the hell are your lemons

  • lmfao everytime "maybe i can get a freebie and we can call it a day" omgggg so funny

  • tom dick harry

  • I saw its nipple i did i did

  • i love your vids they r awsum :()

  • Everything to Tequila is "booyons"

  • Oh my gosh, Tequila reminds me of our school's study hall teacher hahahaha. She has like, a mustache and she's always painting her nails and talking all Jersey Shore in class haha, eating jerky and drinking Sierra Mist.

  • ...at my school

  • Lol there is a gir with the same name and same pronunciation

  • you are nuts dude..

    love your videos

  • LOLOL! Yo, uma knock you out (good-nature) with that swaying of the head and closed eyes like those black girls with an attitude. I looooooooove it! You a nut, man!

  • lol i think it's like balloons?

  • What the fuck?! Booyons?? What is that?

  • you sure love your boo yons !

  • im the 1000th person to like the vid!!!!!

  • I just spit out a drink, 2:33

  • lmfao

  • Why do I find this video completely adorable? "I can read a little bit..." Awww!!! :(

    Ed, you're attractive, even in drag!

  • idk how this lady was just like "ok" after hearing tequila ate christmas BULBS

  • thunbs up for nip slip!!

  • urban dictionary

    Booyons- A female with exceptionally large boobs.

    Dayumn son! Vanessa's got them BOOYONS ! Imma git minez tonight!

    Booyon-

    An edible item that you can eat straight from the package or cooked. 6 come in a package.

    These Christmas Booyons made my throat hurt and my doctor said those aren't edible!!

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  • lmao why would you need a second opinion on what a package says...unless you cant read!

  • lol nip slip

  • lol we made our english teacher watch this lol this shit always makes me crack up

  • Booyonz!

  • booyonz

  • Something about this is really endearing. I want to give Tequila a hug.

  • Now we need more skippy vids......

  • NIPPLE SLIP! LMAO!

  • ur hella funni

  • i used to watch this episode everyday!!!

  • hahahahahaha he has no boobs

  • thumbs up if you googled booyons! haha

  • Tequila is best character you do..... hilarious

  • Love this character. HOW YOU DOIN? More tequila please

  • Lol yes more of these videos tequilla is so funny lol so is the Look at this guy lol WOULD U LOOK AT THIS? TEQUILLA JUST LOOK AT IT JUST LOOK AT IT LOL

  • More Tequila Jhonson videos please! This is my favorite character

  • omg! this retard (sarcastic) ate bulbs instead of booyons!!!! wow! lmfao!!!!

  • Tequilla is fun :D

  • what the hell is a booyon??

  • @xxoleunxx Urban dictionary say its another word for boobs...

    Vanessa's got them BOOYONS ! Imma git minez tonight!

  • @xxoleunxx They are Christmas BALLoons

  • @xxoleunxx " christmas Bulbs... LOL hes pretending he doesnt know how to spell.

  • oh geez omg lol

  • lol christmas B U L B S he thought they were booyons what on is a booyon please I really need to know. I told my friend if she wanted some booyons lol

  • I love how she's always trying to get freebies.

    xD

  • i google Booyons and i got nothing..

  • It's always good to have everything vertilized for you. Especially when you need a second opinion on the pronunciation of "bulbs" to "booyons".

  • ROTF

  • lolololololol best video ever

  • Ma'am that is not candy you to take it back! lol

  • more tequilla videos

  • TO DANG FUNNY:)

  • WOW THIS IS TO FUNNY:)

  • go on urbandictionary and search booyons

    c:

  • Thumbs up for the look on Tequila's face the entire time. ;)

  • christmas bulbs

  • FREAKIN LOVEEEEE THIS GUY!!!!

  • funny

  • OMG!!! Funny!!! I could only imagine the worker, when she realized you were talking about christmas BULBS!!!

  • so funny my friend first showed me this vid and i loved it so HILARIOUS

  • Ouch,

    I couldn't imagine eating Christmas "booyons"

  • Lol

  • they're a little crunchy....but i still eat em

  • someone got fired!

  • Ed, I want to go do something else, my neck and shoulder are starting to hurt, but I cant quit watching your videos....

  • I bet ya'll that he's like no tequilla

  • verbalised? hahahaha lmfao!

  • I love christmas booyons

    they are the best

  • effervessent is a real word!!!

  • "and they gon' say we don't even know you from tom, dick and hairy."

  • tequila looks hot here

  • I love how you can see "her" nipple at the very beginning. XD

  • @comeonboeltsy OMG!!!

    i just now noticed that

    hahaha

  • Tequila is my fav character

    " B U L B S and it had Christmas infront of it so i guess that means booyons" *lmfao*

  • bulbs........haha

  • lolol after she spelled "B-U-L-B-S" and said "Booyons" the lady was just "...mkay." like she can't believe how stupid she is lololol

  • LOLOL!! "B-U-L-B-S. Booyons or whatever." LOL.

  • you had me laughing so hard, i almost stop breathing. ima have to sew you, but if you give me a freebie, we can call it a day! lmao

  • bouillons.....like, bouillon cubes....chicken & beef flavor cubes you throw in soup...stock cubes. sounds like booyans....search . com: bouillon cubes. HILARIOUS. LOVE Tequila! want more!

  • I like Tequila's made-up definitions of bouillons better though! HAHAHAAAA!

  • My favorite YouTube video!!

  • christmas b.u.l.b.s...booyons or whatever that means

  • lol hes talking about boa constictors --- booyons

  • Christmas Bulbs~!~!

  • hilarious

  • Lol, what in the world is a booyon?

  • "bulbs and christmas infront of it, i guess that means chrimas booyans" lmfao

  • hahaha boooyans

  • lol she might finaly get some free-bees

  • cover yourself up!!!!!!

  • "I ain't gon lie, I needed a 2nd opinion." LOL!!!

  • funny stuff, but you can't beat Shirley q. Liquor

  • ????

  • WHAT THA BOOYONS!!

  • god i love christmas booyans!!

  • I watched it ten minutes ago and I'm still laughing!!!

  • Vertilized!! LOL!!! OMG, that's hilarious!

  • Tom Dick and Harry!!

    lol

  • @zonewar31 I know I almost died when i heard that

  • LMAO. "So I wanna know why that lady told me they was christmas booyons when they aint."

  • lol. christmas booyons. lol.

  • "vertalize".... LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

  • a favorite lol

  • damn dude you are a fucking epic actor

  • LOL, no thems is christmas bulbs.

  • at they daddy house. lol

  • lol im crying right now hahaha

  • you look like Kirk Hammett here lol

  • Taquila you need to learn how to read girl!

  • "so yaLL can hook me yo with a frreebie and we'll call it a day"...."Ok." YES! Tequilla is finally getting a FREEBIE LMAO

  • XMAS BOOOYONS

  • What's Booyons?

  • XD christands bulionsXD

  • "And Imma try and bring a lawyer wit me just so he can vertalize everything"

  • Tequlla Johnson ! Behave yo ass ! tic. lmao thanks

  • @Cralfinsamhiemnater hes reel name is ed!

  • LMAO Christmas bulbs!!

  • i called subway sayin my sandwich had chizzle hair in it and gave them my friends number they said theyll call him this monday maybe theyll hook me up wit sum freebes

  • is spelled B-U-L-B-S an it got Christmas in front of it so i assumed dey was christmas booyons...

    lmfao !<3U tequila

  • Woooohhh!! Tequila GETTIN HER SOME FREEBIES!!! :)

  • 3:18 Always the hookin' up with a freebie!  lol Someday it might happen.

  • This was hilarious, thank you Tequila!

  • lmaoo

  • vertilize everything lmao

  • Oh my goooosh. I cracked up the whoooole time!

  • Omg! u had me dying..@ 2:20..."I WANTED A SECOND OPINION I AIN'T GON LIE"!!! LOL AHAHAH!

  • i saw her titty :o lol

  • sooooo funny!!!!!

  • BULBS!!!!!  hahahahah BOOOOOYONS

  • LMAO.. XD

  • "i'm shaking i can not drive right now"

    almostd died.

    ''P

    "ima get minezz"

    BooyonsChristmas !!!!

  • Christmas BooyonsChristmas BooyonsChristmas BooyonsChristmas BooyonsChristmas BooyonsChristmas Booyons

  • rofl freebies xD

  • I can read alil bit. LMAO!!!!

    How do you come up with this stuff??? LOL

  • This guy is too funny.lmao...........

  • LMFAOOOOOOOO

  • where r the lemons? lmao nice vid dude keep them coming

  • LMAO i can't stop laughing,i watched it like hundred times loool

  • LMAO!

  • hilarious hilarious

    i asked the lady the one on the end piece

    i cried

  • man ur so so funny

  • did you get the freebie? xD

  • Uh...You'd think they'd catch you.

    But...WHO CARES?

  • B U L B it means BOOYONS HAHAHHAHA

  • y do u get dressed up juzz to prank lol ur funni

  • Hes pranking the woman saying he eaten bulbs but in the video he cant pronounce bulbs so he says booyon lol .

  • LMAOOO i no

  • wot r booyons?

  • Its Supposed to be bulbs

    but she/he said booyons!

    lmao

  • i wonder if he calls the same walmart every time.

  • I would hope not...you would think they would catch on after a while, maybe not.

  • *walmark!

  • vertilize hahahaha

  • EdBassMaster u rock !!

  • I would of fell out laughing if I was on the other end of the phone.

  • Listen at 1:10 he thought he was doing the country dude and cought himself....lol...But dude good money.

  • lol bulbs HAHAHAHAHA

  • What the hell is a booyon 0.o

  • lolol what the h is a christmas booyan??!??!?!?!

  • UrbanDirectory. c o m

    Booyan:

    A hand held snack that can be kept in a pantry and can be consumed directly out of the package.

  • @biowerks

    yup

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  • lol...B-U-L-B-S....i dont know how that lady didnt busted out laughing.

  • I googled "booyans" because I didn't know what it meant.

    Now I know after watching the video! lol

  • LOL i did the same thing

  • lol i was going to search booyons after i saw this but im guessing it doesnt exist lol

  • lmao.

  • haha this is actually believable, which makes it awesome

  • lol i bet this guy does this as a career and gets free food.. xD

  • christmas bulbs lol wow ahahahahha

  • lolololLOL

  • Gotta be axin questions

  • 3:19 "i ate one and a half of em cus i was real hungry " lmao

  • lol. thats great.