Peep Show S02E05 P02

[sunshineforyou90]

"mmm, warm copies make everything better"

[powermadison]

6 people get their mail forwarded to the abyss

[ChainReaction666]

6 people are too hungry to jump...

[Thekitesky]

I win! In the most minor way possible...

[Oilisdeathtomany]

@Thekitesky Oh, I so get that. Poor pathetic bastard.

[babybooo2]

"I'M TOO BLOODY HUNGRY TO JUMP!" LOL!

[theEarlofChip]

I hope jeff dies

[PhizzleOut]

never go full gay

[doomed2obscurity]

Ahahahaha, my parents took me and my brothers to see das boot one night when it was sreening at the local outdoor, I was 3!!!

[rayechayelle1]

i know most people don't like sophie, and i completely understand. however i do think people are a bit too harsh when you think about all the weird shit Mark does around her. like, for example, carving into his arm

[tparanjpe45]

i win, in the most minor way possible

[69zemaria]

You can´t make a hungry man jump, that´s for sure

[ChocolateFlux]

Fucking hell, there is literally nothing about Sophie that's attractive. She's been an annoying bitch throughout the whole series and she's the ugliest woman on the entire show.

[justjaseyeah]

@ChocolateFlux have you looked at mark?

[tiffylis]

I win! .... In the most minor way possible. :-/

[clintlotter]

"Brilliant! A poem! Get a cup, we'll catch the blood and I'll write her a poem". Ha ha, excellent!

[blurb0817]

i win, in the most minor way possibel

[theparanoidandroid16]

Mmmmm ... warm copies make everything better ...

[UtopiaMinor666]

Serious question: Does anyone know why their seasons are only 6 episodes long? Obviously,6 episodes is too short for a show so awesome!

[imasinnerimasaint]

@UtopiaMinor666 Cos British series tend to be only 6-12 episodes long, as opposed to American seasons which are about 22 episodes long.

[weavehole]

@imasinnerimasaint @UtopiaMinor666 @TheSobek He asked 'why?' you fucking morons not 'can someone rephrase my question as a statement with a small amount of extra information?'

Whyyyyyy!???

(The answer, of course, is quite mundane)

((No-one will be happier with the answer))

(((Let's just all go to bed and forget about it)))

[TheSobek]

@UtopiaMinor666 British comedies are usually six episodes per series (as opposed to the American standard of 24). 

[EmmaGnillot]

i hate jeff.

[heavenorr]

and knob the corpse..

[IcEye89]

I can't stand hearing them talk about "Das Boot" could they please start pronouncing it more like "boat" if they have to stick with the original title they could give it a try and pronounce it German, couldn't they? Makes me think of a giant steel shoe being sunk in the Atlantic the way they say it.

[kiwimci]

@IcEye89 phonetically speaking, how should we pronounce it?

[IcEye89]

@kiwimci As always, Wikipedia - or rather Wiktionary - will give you the answer. But generally speaking, pronouncing it like boat is fine.

[camisacook]

mannnn, jeff layed it down at 4:27 !!

[trollinirl]

there's something psychosexual about the way Jeff taunts Mark, it's the stuff cuckold fantasies are made of

[Surtak]

"Brilliant! A poem! Get a cup, we'll catch the blood and I'll write her a poem!"

Fan-tas-tic.

[concando1]

I win in the most minor way possible.

[xrainbowponiesx]

warm copies do make everything better.

[celestialsalamander]

Mitchels characters, he's not evil but he is... a bit of a dick I guess.

[trezeafriendly]

marks voice as he's protesting the jump is too funny

[KwentEss]

"self harm might be very appealing. she'll want to take care of me."

[sammyh1982]

the actor who plays Jeff is soooooo good at being a dick

[TehEon]

@sammyh1982 He actually annoys me when I see him on screen...

[NinaIsTheName]

I know exactly what he means about the warm paper from the photocopier!

[gridlo]

what happened to the poem idea?

[johnqpublic2718]

poor mark, he's so utterly terrified of sex.

[Rumpelstilsky]

mmmm worm copies make everything better.... so homer !! :D

[SaberScorpion]

"Oh, are they in a submarine?"

[ltMyers217]

am i the only one who thinks jeff is good looking? : )

[silentgurl23]

@ltMyers217 yup

[SethWreckLollis]

@ltMyers217 Basically, yes.

[Lexorinox]

MMM warm copies just make it all better HAHA

[emptybusseat]

I win. In the most minor way possible.

[RincewindsHat66]

God, I want to murder the shit out of Jeff

[Virus278]

@RincewindsHat66 ya, his winks are so fucking annoying

[Yesiamblind]

Jeff is hysterical.

[19arcadia]

"the ends always justifies the means, that's been proven."

[gridlo]

I wonder what happened to the poem idea?

[Jerdna3]

So painful. This show hurts so good.

[anetchi]

This show is amazing!

[philosopher1000]

mmhhhhmmmh warm copies make everything better!

[anthorisme]

I just want to hold mark in my arms and comfort him.

[belisariusorb]

This is actually the first time we see Sophie as a lying and conniving bitch - up to now she's been a solid friend to Mark with serious doubts about him as a prospect. Now she outright lies to him that Jeff has forbidden him to see her. The shape of things to come.

[misssoftglitterkid]

This is so painful to watch, but I can't look away

[SinoIrishAussie]

Mark is such a hilariously miserable character. And unsettlingly reminiscent of myself on some occasions...

[eiresmif35]

@SinoIrishAussie That's what's so great/painfully awkward about Mark... we can all relate to him on some level

[Nogger86Germany]

They are watching Das Boot in German. David Mitchell is such a FreaK:D

[Lunaticc18]

i win.. in the most minor way possible...

lines like that is why this show is epic!!!

[munchypuff]

i have been this man so many times

[dooch31]

mark and sophie would have some fuck ugly children

[SketchyBack]

"and nob the corpse" so gooooooooooood

[Wazzuppi]

mmm warm copies make everything better lol

[RowanTolley02]

Mark is such a hilarious mess.

[idiaitatisarkoudas]

Lol Jeff rules but I still feel sorry about Mark.

[freeform83]

I feel really bad for Mark in this episode, to the point where I can't really find the cutting scene funny.

[xraycortina]

07:47 "It's nearly finished, hasn't it?'

ffs no... the film 'Das Boot' is nearly 5 hours long in its original form

[WKaliberr]

cocknobs

[sumoni]

Mark shouldn't have thought about the fall. The way to do it, is to just do it without thinking. But alas, Mark's problem is he thinks too much.

[Naty1616]

blood is coming out of your arm due to the fact you are cutting it

[116Bears]

@Naty1616

no, no, it is only for evidence.

[goldleader64]

"I win...in the most minor way possible" LMAO

[FGISweetPeas]

"brillant a poem, get a cup we'll catch the blood and i'll write her a poem" lmao best line ever

[Cakerolled]

"Hey baby, suck this!"

[wil3333]

Even with your cock in her, you still wouldn't have the balls to fuck haha

[gaia8uranus]

I've entered the abyss, I've bought a house in the abyss, I'm getting my post forwarded to the abyss

[Rzutshi1]

@gaia8uranus i was just thinking.. how many times do i quote this show? it's insane that this show is worldwide michael douglas famous

[SketchTheWorld]

"you can't make a hungry man jump!!!!'

ahahha I love Mark freaking out

[lola16rules]

tehe...i love the smell and warmth of copies :P

[pseudonym161]

All my normal sensible cowardice has got overridden by stupid love!

[ToofanGuitar]

omg you pathetiq bastard.. dont buy the fucker condoms!!

[ToofanGuitar]

hahahahah Mmmmmm warm copies make everything better!

[morgalmagnic]

Warm Copies Make EVERTHING Better!

[badluckcity]

Hahahahah "I win! ... In the most minor... way possible..."

[54mwi53]

get her a cup, we'll catch the blood...

[Keiichichanisback]

i love how sohpie is watching the movie and mark is just watching(staring!) @ sophie!

[blink882]

im too bloody hungry to jump!!

[hahabonkbook7]

"mmmm warm copies make everything better..."

[glebber]

"i have bought a house in the abyss.... i have my post forwarded to the abyss".

brilliant. :P

[KingLuigi94]

"in the stoneage you would get up, kill an antelope"

"-and knob the corpe"

[3chrds]

4:33

i fuckin love this show!!!!

[Cloudgauntlet]

nooo Mark don't cut yourself. :(

[shasta723]

i know im just going to get flamed for this, but is it really necessary to post a quote from the show then just "XD XD XD XD!!! :D LOL!!!!", i mean, is that really necessary, it just seems a bit annoying and pointless to me

[LucidDream]

Nah, you won't exactly get flamed. I sorta understand what you mean but I think the reason people do that is to convey parts of the show that they like, that's it. I do it sometimes but I do it just because little quotes get stuck in my head and when I think they are brilliant I like to share. I'm sure I'm not the only one. It's like lyrics to song...haven't you ever felt the urge when listening to a great song to just share the a piece of the lyrics?

[shasta723]

couldnt have put it better if i said it my self

[hahabonkbook7]

theres no law against it.

[fannumber666z]

@shasta723 What else are the comments for, surely its that or massive arguements

[hezuoka]

ummmm warm copies make everything better!! XD XD

[odrog23888]

a poem brilliant we'll get a cup and catch the blood and write a poem

lololol

[meerkatfangfucker]

"..and knob the corpse"

"no jez."

hahaha

[luxvoix]

the condoms moment was out of this fucking planet!!!

I can't stop watching this show, it's simply genius.

[rctecopyright]

you can't make a hungry man jump is such a perfect line!

[diderik89]

four and a half solid entertainment hours XD

[ACTM90]

i hope sophie burns in hell

[KooTheDancer452]

oh, you will regret your words jeff! haha...how wrong you are...

[hezuoka]

warm copies make everything better

[prozacjunk]

I would've loved to see him jump

[ribcanoe]

i agree, "Warm copies make everything better". LOLLLL I am so glad i found this show on the net. It's a classic

[glebber]

i've bought a house in the abyss.

i have my post forwarded to the abyss.

LOL

[juanonlyone]

the cuts look like hurty,

[ginkster88]

I win... in the most minor way possible.

[frywater]

mark is such a mark

[SaBoTeUr2001]

I still want to know what he was trying to carve on his arm....

[hobbitthedog]

Sophie

[cripsmccripple]

Warm copies make everything better

[oywidapoodles]

Are they in a submarine?

[febolove]

No, they are not.

rohanvonneoray:  "Mm hmm hmm warm copies make everything better." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[burgersnsoap]

Sophie's a smart one.

[normalpsychology]

What a hilarious show. I wish my father would stop hitting me.

[SenorEuphoria]

I love how relaxed he sounds when he's cutting himself.

[DANGihavenoidea]

YOU CAN'T MAKE A HUNGRY MAN JUMP!

[joshbeanyboy]

4 and a half solid entertainment hours

[rohanvonneoray]

mmmm warm copies make everything better.

[somanystars123]

I feel so sorry for Mark but I don't blame Sophie because he always seems to say and do the wrong things!

[beckycarlos]

I have entered the abyss...I have bought a house in the abyss...I'm having my post forwarded to the abyss..

[paz2001]

YOU CANT MAKE ME JUMP WHEN IM HUNGRY

[parapligikaAE]

I kinda feel sorry about Mark... His insecurities always get him into trouble without him being able to do anything about it...

[mattjolley]

geoff is the typical scouse cunt.

[jackalman66]

I love how Mark and Jez represent the two sides of modern man: many are too sensitive but still have that rash streak that makes them do irrational things.

Like going after average-looking girls, letting people take advantage of their good nature, engaging in high-stakes bluffing with no idea what kind of hand they have. Classic.

Thanks for posting the entire series, by the way.

[thefucingchamp]

im getting my post forwarded to the abyss

[mightyboosharecool]

i always thought that mitchell and webb wrote the show  :(

[tolchock1984]

They do make contributions to the writing, and it was written specifically for them because they've known the writers for ages and if you've seen their sitcom pilot "daydream believers" which is on youtube somewhere it's alot like peepshow. So don't underestimate their contribution to the show

[annoyingweirdo]

lol @ how desperate mark is XD

[warriorsleftnut]

"stop calling me humpty"

[Tvalo]

"I should have tried ' hey baby suck this'" hahahhaha

[belfastlawd91]

Get a cup, we'll catch the blood and i'll write her a poem!

[HAZARDxxx777]

lmfao

"I WIN!

...in the most minor way possible... =["

HAHAAHHAHAHAHA

[wellmellgell]

"right mines the blond"

"what really?"

ha thats classic peep show

[smooveslg]

painful... he should have brought the ass the smallest condoms available (b/c penis size is inversely proportional to ego).

[fleshstorm111]

peep shows a top programme but doesnt it make you cringe to see mark humiliate himself all the time?

[Mick342]

GOD I HATE JEFF!!!!

I Hope Superhans Rapes Him When Hes Off his Balls on Crack!!!!!

[monseurkez]

I'm hungry, alright, i'm too..bloody hungry to jump!

I'M TOO BLOODY HUNGRY TO JUMP!!! I'M STARVING IT'S NOT FAIR YOU CAN'T MAKE A HUNGRY MAN JUMP

[GreenElixir]

Why did Mark have to harm himself, that was horrible, it made me cry =,(

[kingkolo5]

"in the stone age you would get up, kill an antelope..."

"and nob the corpse"

LMAO where do they come up with this stuff?

[whattheholf91]

"Stop calling me Humpty!"

[UKGangstas]

Jeff needs to die

[Skelipig]

Agreed

[sidumont]

You'd get up, kill an antelope, -

Nob the corpse.

....No Jez

[Blitzaking]

I'm too bloody hungry to jump!!!

[j3pfilms]

I'M HUNGRY!

[laladizzylandhi]

Warm photocopies make everything better. :)

[daza182]

ahhh the bit with mark cutting himself makes me sick

[magicberries]

hahahah

"you cant make a hungry man jump!"

[ofxxxthexxxflowers]

anybody else want to kill that Jeff guy? Mark should have put the condoms in his wine and watched him choke.

[cardboardgiraffe]

yeah Jeff is like Chris Finch in The Office. just a bully and a wanker

[breezeit77]

doesnt the guy who plays jeff play the forklift truck driver from the warehouse that gets the sack in an episode of the office?? the one that tells david what the difference is between midgets and dwarfs.....

[cardboardgiraffe]

yeah, quite possibly. More importantly, I'm now laughing about the "midgets and dwarves" conundrum

[rgman268]

yeh, it is.

[dcrjohnson]

hahaha

"Im getting my post forwarded...to the abyss"

[DarknapalmBeta]

warm copies make everything better lol

[ChickenSpot]

LMAO.

"I just want to finish the S"

:'D

[Tesco38]

STOP CALLING ME HUMPTY

[Queenisamazing]

I love that he puts the warm copies on his face. It is just awesome.

[chazswaz87]

n e body know how u rip movies n stuff onto ur coputer? n if u can get in trouble for uploadin them onto here by the company that made them??? message me

[NathanielLockharte]

it's free off 4od

[RazorCell7]

Ummm Warm Paper

[rebbbedout]

LOL at 1:18 when he shouts right in Sophie's face

"I'M TOO BLOODY HUNGRY TO JUMP"

[sunshadow69]

"i might try some of my moves" lmao

[alun101]

thanx agin 4 posting

[freddy2fan]

Mark, blood is coming out of your arm due to the fact that you are cutting it with a knife.

[monseurkez]

I'M TOO BLOODY HUNGRY TO JUMP!!

[1meowchicken]

mmmmm... warm copies make everything better

love that bit.

[Shanklyboyz]

I actually hate Jeff. He is a total twat.

[tomfoolery57]

yeah he is a nob, but wouldnt be such a good show if he wasn't.....