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  • i never thought that sesame street would go that far

    still really funny yes this really is sesame street friend's my 3 year old saw it and i had to watch it to make sure she wasn't making it up

  • Awfully inaccurate, but awesomely (is that a word?) funny ^^

  • LOL. Hey thats my penny. " ME KNOW!" *Crunch Crunch Crunch*

  • HOW DARE U ERNIE!!!

  • i honestly could have believed this was sesame street until 1:15

  • Madoff explicado às crianças.

  • hysterical

  • LOL this is funny!

  • hahahahahaoahahahaha so funny !

  • omg you killed the cookie monster! u bastard!

  • @slip9knot It wasnt cookie monster! it was bernie madoff

  • @Frogiful Chill, he was kind of doing a parody of the famous catchphrase in South Park--the one said when Kenny gets killed.

  • May Madoff end up in the Eight Circle.

  • I'd say he handled it perfectly.

  • This is way too amusing I love it to death

  • well your name is beckam lame fuck

  • I actually showed this to my dad and he said thats about as close to it as anyone else explained it.

  • @DivaAnnFisher your names in blue? really damn i thought it was pink this whole time

  • His name should be Bernie madoff-withallourmoney

  • Makes you wonder why 1:15 hasn't happened in real life to Bernie and his wife and his top workers...

  • That Cookie Monster....

  • I NEED ALL THAT MONEY

  • FUNNY!

  • if it was that easy to blackmail opposers there would be no democrat party... Hugo Chavez wouldn't be president of venezuela... and michael jackson would had lost everything the same way you say i will...

  • I'd like to know the source of that video. XP

  • i finally understand!

  • Not Bernie Madoff, ERNIE MADOFF.

  • Actually, Cookie Madoff, but that's still freakin' hilarious!

  • Bernard Madoff

  • ahahmahmerhkmeiorwbhmwnbnndsjl­k

    no- BOOM!

  • So THAT"S what a ponzi scheme is.

  • If Bert and Ernie ran the SEC, maybe we wouldn't have had a global market meltdown.

  • his name says it all, Bernie, MADOFF with the money

  • Bernie Madoff: The Money Monster

  • Thank you Mr Madoff, Thank you

    Thank you for hurting the rich in the backpocket, I hope they suffered

    Sure he robbed billions from the poor, but I've got news for ya

    Politicians and Wall Street have been robbing billions from the poor for years and years over pointless shit

  • he took money from CHARITIES, too!!!

  • Oh Goodness. This is Hilarious !!!!

  • Who the hell needs all that money?

  • no way! i used to go out with that blue one

  • madoof/???

  • ah...puts the world into perspective, dosent it.. :)

  • LOL This is AMAZING

  • At least Madoff will be someone's ponzi bitch in prison.

  • Wow. What happened to just enjoying fucked up Sesame Street? Can't we all just get along?

    Peace from the East.

  • Bernie Madoff with all your money.

  • You know, for a minute there, I think this fell within actual Sesame Street protocol until Ernie shot the Cookie Monster.

  • Who forged your high school diploma?

  • The fuck you talking about?

  • Yeh that's what Im talking about...yeh yeh yeh

  • Madoff sucks man....yueh bruv

  • Well no shit. Fucker got what he deserved.

  • Money Money Money

    He make you 40 % interest

    SO TRUE

    LOLZ

  • USA is a financial pyramid, not only Madoff.

  • i do not invest squat...i live for today and spend as i can....i give to family that is my investment,

    this hasnt steered me wrong yet...

  • the whole world is a fucking ponsi scheme

  • hahahaha the end is so funny...lol i nearly pissed myself on that...jokes but it is really funny

  • madoff killing them softly, with his songs of nice interest

    the jews should realise that nowadays, the enemies are not moslems, christians, buddhistst or ther faiths but its their own people!

    given enough money, madoff would have conned his own soul!

  • i laughed my head off on that

  • me make you 40% interest.. that is so bullshit (unless there are greedy people)

  • the ending is really cool xD

  • Yeah the ending is great, I can't stop laughing at it;it was a great skit

  • long live capitalism hahahahaha

  • as long is is funny!

  • lol!!!

  • omg was that really on t.v.?

  • This is Jimm kimmel. I cant tell if you where sarcastic or just dumb

  • no, you dumb ass fucking idiot

  • Really?

  • Yes, with the gun and everything.

  • that was absolutely hysterical

  • Whoever is Voicing Ernie does a good job. he sounds exactly like Steve Whitmire.

  • I think it IS Steve Whitmire!

  • unfortunetly my friend...fuzzy monster puppets under under the same genus as Vampires and Zombies....they are in fact un-dead

  • what! cookie monster is the best one!

  • lol

  • Mhhh... He shot Cookie monster! :(

  • NOOO-

  • Riiiiight, so nobodies to blame for investing there money without looking...poor, poor, people, they were just trying to get rich without effort...

  • In a way, Bernie Madoff and those people you've mentioned are kind of both to blame. People were trying to get rich quick and Madoff was just taking advantage of the situation.

  • People will do anything to get quick easy cash...except working, fat chance of that! There all equally to blame...

  • Investing is bad now?

  • Even if you are lucky earning money from an investment, it is a pretty bad idea.

  • But you see how calling someone lazy and denouncing investors as "deserving" of bankruptcy kind of undermines our entire economic structure and would be the downfall of everything we take for granted. Can't have anything in the modern world without someone putting money behind it.

  • It seems like people make investments to cheat how things work.

  • Supporting businesses is not cheating anything, there's nothing wrong with making money off of a business you invested your money in, you are simply putting your knowledge of the market and faith in the business to use. Unless you think the only way you should make money is through labor I don't see your point.

  • If only this could really happen to Ponzi schemers in real life..

  • lol epic!=]

  • to quote Cyndi Lauper "Money changes everything"

  • Wow Madoff sure is a jerk!! >:(

  • Madoff is proof that there are people that are born evil...maybe this be a lesson for the rich because you learn from your mistake....a big mistake.

  • Madoff was never rich. The money never belong to him. Madoff was like any other CEO. They are all crooks.

  • bernie = my hero

  • Oh but he took advantages of all those rich people who just didn't know that a high yield, no-risk investment isn't possible. Those poor, poor people. What will they do now? Maybe I can share some of my food stamps with them...

  • At least Madoff teached those rich folks a lesson. Now those ex-rich folks can peddle their bicycles with the nose held up high.

  • lawlz epic win

  • HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHHAH­AHAHAHAHAHA I just LOL'd so hard.

  • Except for the gun at the end, that actually could've been from Sesame Street.

  • Madoff is a Class A Jackass

  • Madoff is done. What pisses me off is his wife fuckin' ran off with MILLIONS of dollars and is still spending it. Cut the bitch off. Send her to NK without a notice and make Kim Jong put that bitch in a labor camp. That's what Bill Clinton should've done.

  • i bet bernie is wearing a dew rag now in prison

  • I hope Bernie Madoff rots to death from cancer in prision & burns in hell.

  • sounds just like social security

  • There must be some cookies left on the floor.

  • Just pick them up erny, its all on the floor!

  • YEA!!!!! That's! Funny!

  • that was amazing.

  • Now thats what I call JUSTICE!

  • "Bernie madoff, all of my money is gone"

    HAHA fucking priceless

  • OMG my face looked like this at the end:

    0o0

    since when were firearms allowed in Sesame Street LOL

    ..."Maybe you put up retirement" thats too good

  • lol

    Does Madoff has kiddos? I wonder theyre still laughing with this vid? =p

  • ahh nom nom nom nom me so sory ernie xD

  • Now...if they would just use puppets to show Americans how to vote in elections, see a false flag and understand "blood for oil" we may be able to get somewhere.

  • NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

  • OM NOM NOM NOM! NO-- *BANG*

    ROFL I should start watching Jimmy Kimmel...

  • Does Ernie really need to kill Cookie Monster if their only acting this out? XD

  • Oh shit hes got a gun rofl

  • COOKIE MONSTER GOT HIS ASS KILLED!!!

  • lmfao!!!!!!!

  • Old bernie and ruth were jews alright and they stole, robbed, and ruined everything and everybody they could get there hands on, mostly other jews because ole bernie knew they would buy it, because they think there special and of course thats just what they did. At least a good christian crook would have stole from everybody equally. So much for being chosen..

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  • Wierd...

  • YOU EVEN SAY THAT ON THE INTERNET

  • wow, 840,000 views

    this is pretty popular

  • fuck the jews!!!!!

  • fuck u, u prick

  • myboylollipop09 bernie madoof barely considered himself a jew and he mostly ripped off jews so don't blame the jews for everything

  • but he still a jew idiot, ...it's like saying Bush isn't a crhsitian

  • wow...

  • and you're even more retarded because you watched a video because you hate it.

  • LOL! ROFLMAO! Ernie shot cookie monster! XD

  • Madoff was the Fall Guy. They had a closed court Room, No Reporters and never charged him with conspiracy because there are others they don't want caught

  • yeah is that actually real?? cause youd think sesame street would get a bad rep for something like that. hilarious though but srsly??

  • Of course it's not real!

  • you're fucking retarded.

  • holly shit! That was awesome!

  • HAHAHAHA!!!

  • shut up ffaggot stop that spamming shit

  • language, cunt

  • pwned

  • is that REAL?

  • I call police and they shut down this video. My jewish boyfriends crying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

  • -gasp- noooooo -BANG- LOL

    sesame street teaches about bad person and how to kill him

  • 50% off all lampshades now!

  • I like the part that goes BOOM!

  • Kudos to Sesame Street for not only understanding the jewish problem, but for knowing how to deal with it! Bravo!!

  • myboylollipop09 there is no jewish problem the problem is dumb anti-semites like you who believe all this bullshit about all jews being cheap

  • never invest with a guy named madeoff lol

  • Bernie Madoff is in the same prison as my uncle

    ( Butner, NC) Swear to God...

  • That's not even conceptually what a Ponzi scheme is.

  • good point . Still you just can't beat the middle ages for meting out punishment dealing for this kind of crime . Flaying alive i.e removal of skin to depth of half an inch from entire body finishing with face and nailing of skin to the Church door (side entrance ) for three months and feeding of the deskinned corpse to local carrion .

    Capital punishment for crimes of capital !

    You can't put lambs into the same cage as a lion unless you want to replace the lamb every day !