Nykytyne2 & Bacon Flu?

[SaganAppreciationSoc]

Oh my gosh. I just realized you're NOT that Canadian girl who also posts about atheism and science. You two could pass for sisters.

[ArtificialCleverenAI]

ILLNESS INFURIATES THE DOCTAAR.HURY UP AND GET WELL OR GO STRAIGHT TO THE WORG./MORG.h.d.generalpataient­notes.

[ArtificialCleverenAI]

into the slicer with you, little piggie.

[MultiSteveB]

That oink-oink was great! Get well soon, Healthyaddict!

[McPrfctday]

I just saw a talk by PZ Myers at the Secular Student Alliance Conference 2009 called - Counting Coup. There's a picture of a girl sat on top of a Triceratops at 32:30 who reminded me of someone... took me ages to figure out who she reminded me of and even longer to remember the channel name! But, is it you? did you sit on a Triceratops at the creation museum? I', pretty sure I remember you going there one time when I was subscribed to you before (before my account was closed)... is it you? :-D

[McPrfctday]

Ok - ignore my comment... I just looked at the related videos for that video. Doh!

[ZappyZ21]

swine flu freaking sucks i had it for a week it was bad here in Texas so take advil and dont walk alot or you will faint like me (i broke the refrigerator handle when i fainted)

[s3llouis]

Oh no , get well soon!

[Chris63084]

You remind me so much of a friend of mine named Ashley...weird

[phranqueeee]

Is it the bacon flu? oink! oink!

Tooooooo cute!

[phranqueeee]

Oh and get better soon : ) !!!!!!!

[pokerdice1]

Prithee that thy get well soon!

[TheLonelyImmortal]

One night, I was walking home, and I was scooped up by a gigantic man with dreadlocks, and he put me in a huge bowl of mashed potatoes. So I asked him politely not to eat me, and explained how I rarely bathe, and so he might die if he ate me, or would at least not like the idea of consuming my inch-thick layer of dead skin cells that encapsulated my body. So he said that if I answered correctly, he'd let me go. "Which way does the turtle walk?" I thought and said "Left". And then he disappeared.

[jjmblue7]

I wish I had a picture of my "Swine Flew" Halloween costume for you, since I'm sure you'd laugh at a large guy wearing all pink, a pig nose and tail, wings, and a surgical mask.

[XoRAWRRoX]

GET BETTER!

Bacon fluuuu oink oink x.x"

[wiggy7373]

You need a friend to bring you some chicken soup in bed, and read to you until you go seepy.

[laraesque]

You have to change your moniker on YouTube now. No more Healthy anything--you've documented it.

[laraesque]

Poor baby! You'll be done with it in no time. Had it in July. . .Didn't stop coughing until . . .wait. I never stopped coughing (July to November). Ended up with asthma. Sure wish they'd had the vaccine back then. Next year at Comic-Con, I'm wearing a costume that requires an industrial strength face mask.

[searenee]

I got my H1N1 vaccine yesterday and now I can't walk backwards...

[KevJJ888]

Get better soon.

[SneakyRobb]

Nothing with bacon in it could possibly be bad.

[Cherri59]

Poor thing! Hope you feel better soon!

My youngest son told me a joke after school today. It's bad, but in your weakened condition you might like it....  Why did the piece of plastic go to the doctor? He needed plastic surgery! Sorry, but that's all the humor I am capable of today...

[laraesque]

Oh no, now *I* feel sick after the plastic joke! :)

[9noitulover]

WTF!? I've been eating fast food for almost 7 months straight and I have yet to be sick, but my sibling is a health nut and he gets sick more often than I do, WTF?!

[spydermojo]

A swig of Tussin will cure anything. :)

[mytubemedia567]

*oink* *oink* :)

[jlabate11]

i thought i had swine flu so i went to the doc to get some test and found out it was just "swine clymida" i have bacon like discharges!

[mfaulkner12]

SWINE??? I hear that you grow a tail!

But DON'T get the vaccine. GEERUP told me that vaccines give you cancer and AIDS.

[ExplorationB]

OMG SO many bad jokes in the comments LOL

[thatmansonkid]

You ain't got swine flu, just a pig cold.

It's the cheaper version.

[stealthbadger]

Um...

*does a dance*

Sorry, I got nothin'....

[RavenBlaze]

home remedies: salt water gargles (clean things out), iduprophin (aches/fever/inflimation), eat garlic (natural antibiotic properties), drink mint tea/chew gum (opens up noses), drink ginger/ eat food with ginger in it (antibiotic properties + opens up noses+ settles stomachs), water/ gatorade/kool aid (helps keep things flushed out), vitimine C pills (immune system booster).

[chena3]

wear a hat

keep head warm ...

[takotheoktopus]

Wadsworth jokes continued.

• Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

• A neutron walks into a bar. "How much for a drink?" To which the bartender responds, "For you, no charge."

• It is common knowledge that irradiated cats have 18 half-lives.

• Did you know that the best contraceptive for old people is nudity?

• I once visited a crematorium that gave discounts to burn victims.

[takotheoktopus]

Here's some of the jokes that Wadsworth, your personal Mr. Handy robot butler from Fallout 3 tells.

• I was going to the clairvoyants' meeting, but it was canceled due to unforeseen events.

• Two cannibals are eating a clown, one turns to the other and says "does this taste funny to you?"

• Two atoms are sitting in a bar. One says to the other, "I think I've lost an electron." The other asks "Are you sure?" To which the first replies, "I'm positive."

[bewarethelizards42]

I have two Surly Ramic necklaces, love love love them.. :D

Get better soon!

[shlarg]

Woot! Another fan of THe Doctor !

[grade1981]

gws

[Keippernicus]

I will sing for you the song of my people!!!

[Teslacow]

I like your videos. So don't die, it could ruin my viewing pleasure. Thanks x

[Draugo]

Do what I do and watch TV-series season a day (or two seasons if it's 20 min per episode series). It is surprising how much you get through in a day if you really try :)

[bizzee1]

Laughter is the best medicine. louisck, George Carlin and Lewis Black are a few of my favorites with hours of video on youtube to make you feel better. :)

[pete275]

ok, a priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar... sorry, I've got nothing. get well soon! :)

[ChaseKittens]

YOU GOT SWINE FLU BECAUSE YOU'RE AN ATHEIST HEATHEN

(jay kay jay kay)

[ricardas83]

I LOVE YOU, BABY!

[ftwsmp]

Fuck the second season.

Tom Baker was the best Dr Who and Leela (Louise Jameson) was the best assistant.

I know I'm right because I'm right about everything.

[takotheoktopus]

ftwsmp:

This comment looks true. I can tell from some of the episodes and from seeing quite a few Doctors in my time.

[ftwsmp]

Of course it's true.

Like I said, I'm right about everything.

(Love your username.)

[takotheoktopus]

ftwsmp:

"Like I said, I'm right about everything."

I concur. I only ever agree with people who are right about everything. In that way I'm right about everything.

(Love your avatar.)

microwave kitties!

[ftwsmp]

They were delicious.

[scottintulsa]

You shouldn't microwave kitties. Unless you masturbate. And should also be jesus.

[FatStupidAmerican]

LOL What?

[scottintulsa]

AKA every time you masturbate jesus kills a kitten.

[chena3]

scottintulsa...

who likes cats any way

[scottintulsa]

With all the kittens jesus is killing, certainly not him!

[healthyaddict]

Well I've only ever seen the new doctor. Once I get through the entire series though I'm going to go back and watch the old ones. I can get them on Netflix. :)

[takotheoktopus]

healthyaddict:

Like ftwsmp said, Tom Baker was the best Doctor and is mandatory viewing for any Dr Who fan. I believe you should be able to find torrents of most of the episodes he's in on mininova or isohunt.

[gdnz64]

Hey Ashley, I once saw a creationist trying to kill a seagull.

He threw it off a cliff.

[ftwsmp]

I saw a creationist trying to kill an earthworm by burying it.

[freethinker3161]

happy bday

[anom4lie]

entertainment is hard

[lenkel]

The pig flu! Aaaah...or in dutch the Varken Griep! You'll beat it...your prefrontal cortex already figured out how now it's just carrying it out. I can't get sick sitting to close to the screen can I? I might have to minimize that cough...genie effect.

[x71isnwor]

feel better.

[thedeeliciousplum]

hmmm...what seems to work wonders is a romp with the Red Dwarf crew. If you have friends who can find you some episodes, I am certain these will lessen the flu blues. Best wushes.

[thedeeliciousplum]

oops...wishes...not wushes :D

[TheHappo]

Can you use the BBC iPlayer service in the States? It's always got loads of Doctor Who to watch, as soon as they air here.

[healthyaddict]

Nope :( They lock us out.

[aridchicken]

Look on the bright side: At least you can still talk. I'm so hoarse from coughing that I can't speak above a whisper.

[healthyaddict]

Yeah - but these cough suppressants are making me mad.

That's how it was when I first woke up. :(

[dalekkiller]

So what drugs did the doctor give you? Do you have a bacterial infection of a viral one? K read your blog on the visit of the so called doctor, I hope your not taking the antibiotic, he didn't check for a bacterial infection.

Ah Doctor Who, you seem to be a little behind the new series. Use the time to catch up Water of Mars has all ready aired in the UK and it will be airing in the US soon.

And get better soon.

[WinkyTheGreat42]

Stop being sick. And if I get teh Schweingrippe I'm blaming you.

[SkeptikSnarf]

my bologna has a first name, its P I G F L U

spider pig spider pig does whatever the spider pig (flu) does

laughter is the best medicine so heres a joke

why does snoop dog use an umbrella.......

fordrizzle,

[EternalAlert]

I have the Iguana Flu.

[Applemaste]

Doctor Who FTW. I have a T-Shirt that's a spoof of those iPod ads. It's a silhouette of David Tennant on a green background and it says next to it "iRegenerate".

just remembered that today my science teacher was talking about swine flu and one of the kids said "I know about swine flu but what's with pig disease and also, my friend said there was this thing called pork breath and I don't know if it's real" and they were serious.

[scottintulsa]

Doctor who?

[Applemaste]

Precisely!

[scottintulsa]

Brilliant!

[MorbidWispers]

hope you get better soon

[rtottenc]

Bacon flu? Thats new to me. Most people I know are calling it *Pig lung* though *Bacon flu* sounds tastier.

I will pray for you, healthyaddict. A prayer to the flying pink unicorn, so that she will find Bertrams teapot and brew you some Theraflu.

Get well soon.

[NEWSTOGOD]

Aaahhhh sweety it makes me feel bad that you are sick. I look forward to your videos and that great smile. Get better soon.

[TheUnmaskedMagician]

I was in that blog tv room. am I next?? I will pray to the FSM for a healing.

get well soon

[Parapon3ra]

Btw,

something to entertain watch?v=XxciMdQ8iq8

and something to enlighten watch?v=8iYpxRXlboQ

[leungchaan]

It's good to see, that you're still in a good mood... Get well soon!

[itry2brational]

Hey sweetness. Hope you start feeling better soon. If you get on blogtv or something maybe I will catch you there.

[muzzieslayer82]

Im gonna cyber fuck u all night baby gurl

[Parapon3ra]

I had the swine flu a couple months back, directly followed by a regular flu. Fucked me up for weeks...

[xxxH1N1xxx]

Muahahahaha. Iiiiii'm baaaack.

Part 2 of my infect the youtube atheists tour 2009!

We are legion!

We're not doing this because of some absurd belief in a god, we're doing this because atheists promote science, and science promotes Vaccinations. So we can't have that. You are all doomed! We are legion, hear us roar!

[mccallumTOO]

Get better fast! you rock. :-)

[xxxThePeachxxx]

Lots of fluids, lots of rest, and lots of love from meeeeee.

[healthyaddict]

Thank you peachie! <3

[a2zdiy]

I am given to understand that alcohol kills germs... so I recommend an immediate course of strong alcoholic beverages followed by stronger alcoholic drinks, some bed-rest, and then, to ensure that the germs are properly vanquished, drink more alcohol.

If it doesn't help, at least you won't remember...

d;^>

legal notice: a2zdiy is not a medical doctor. Following advice given by a2zdiy voids your warranty, renders you unfit to testify in court, and is done at your own risk.

[tecnoblix]

I'm down with the flu today too. Sucks! Feel better.

[rextrek]

hope u feel better...  :)

[gormanilius]

Nyk made his own type of flu. The Bee Flu.

[marcmerlin]

Apparently Bill Maher was right and vaccines are utterly ineffective, at least against digitally transmitted flu viruses.

Get well soon, we need you back in the fray!

[region1111]

get better soon babe!

[wervasdeferens]

I'll pray for you. LOL

[nekedemus]

So you caught bacon flue online?

Don´t hope it infects through recorded video.

[brotherjupiter]

Whenever I sense I've been infected by those little parasitic virus I imagine my white blood cells vaccuming the little buggers up faster than they can overwhelm the defences and 98% of the time I win.

Think " Pac Man on steriods"!

[tooltime9901]

kudos on the Doctor Who. today is the 46th anniversary of the show.

[healthyaddict]

Just finished season 2 of the new series.

I <3 it.

[BornInAsphodelMeadow]

Why did the sea monster eat six ships carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.

:)

[JuriDee]

The only thing that worked for me was Godfather trilogy.

[Nykytyne2]

NOOOO you haz some of my sicks. =(

You can haz make feel better soon?

[healthyaddict]

::: hugs :::

[muzzieslayer82]

lots of love from me--im back baby gurl XOXOXOXOXOXXXXXOOOXXXSSSS

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

Wow... so now the virus can be transmitted online O.o

oh no... cough cough... I think I caught it DX

[radiometricx]

Don't mind me, I'm just juggling some monkeys.

Get well soon.

[Left4Courtney]

So, you are currently an Unhealthy addict?

Feel better, I've hopefully already gotten my sickness out of my system.

[TheLogicOfMe]

DOCTOR WHO=LOVE!

[dackjaniels555]

६◕௰◕३ WUT WUT IN DA BUT?

[ktabic]

OMG you've got hamthrax!

Get healthy soon

[CousinoMacul]

Aww!  :-(

Get healthy!

[DancingSifaka]

Get well.

[BENY0HAMA]

Want entertainment? Check my first article on Cracked! Was posted yesterday. 5 Musicians Who Need To Find Something Else To Sing About. Fun stuff! i posted it on my facebook too, so you may have already read it, Ashley, but...yeah. Get better!

[coladict]

Don't feel too bad unhealthyaddict. I've been sick for about a week now.

I seem to have two illnesses. My cough gets stronger when I don't have a fever, nor runny nose and vice versa.

[Northernskeptic]

was that a quick capture pause or passout? Hope you're feeling better soon

[rarrmonkey]

You don't need to worry about getting sick if you have a lucky rabbits foot and touch wood when you talk about getting sick!

[rarrmonkey]

Oh and don't forget to pray!!

Prays Jebus!

[MoreSciFiThanScience]

15,000 Atheists in London rioted after a blank sheet of paper was found on a cartoonist's desk.

[omfgitslesley]

p.s. if u come 2 thanksgiving, dont get me sick.. then id have 2 kill u...

[omfgitslesley]

y do u get more views in 12 minuts than i do in over 2 years? then again ur my only subscriber.. lol. get well soon least favorite sister:) r u gonna make it 2 thanksgiving? bring joe!

[8WholeThing]

Maybe you caught something from those Comfort books.

There's a sign up on Cleveland Ave. that says "Don Jesus" as if he is now a mafia godfather. "That's a nice soul you got there. It'd be a shame if something was to happen to it." The fine print on the sign is in Spanish, but my guess is that it's an accountant. Two years of high school Spanish was wasted.

[jimrbsn]

:(  not-so-healthyaddict :(

Chicken and bacon soup for the cure!

Doctors for minor ailments = blah!

[pe3er]

haha she is a vegetarian so lolz

[jimrbsn]

>:)

[AsheIsTheRaven]

Want me to make you some dinner? If your still ill this weekend, I'm a good cook :)

Gotta get Jenna sorted out with her new school this week, I hate paperwork

[healthyaddict]

Again - gimme a call. You owe me a phonecall anyways. :P

[AsheIsTheRaven]

I do I do :p

[redFISTofEUROPE]

i demand you get better!

alright ;)

[theeyeisblind]

if you want entertainment then watch the buffalax video "benny lava" and "the indian thriller"

it'll keep you busy for a few hours....

[rileed]

aw, poor healthyaddict.

[rileed]

and yet you're not healthy, despite your name!

[Zaunstar]

That was the longest quick-capture pause ever! I hope you feel better soon and hopefully it's not the oink-oink flu.

[HisManifest]

Smoke weed. It helped me.

[bla34112]

aye...

smoking weed always helps.

ALWAYS!!!

not necessarily with the flu though...

[theeyeisblind]

holy crap first view and first comment, great timing for me eh?

[bla34112]

every buddy is hating you for this comment...

not me though, all hail to the theeyeisblind!!!