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  • Props to her for overcoming her fears and going through with it.

  • My left ear enjoyed this

  • I don't blame her for freaking out but I can't help but laugh. "I FUCKIN HATE YOU!!!" XD

  • from omg i'm going to have a heart attack, i fucking hate you... to that was awesome, *hugs the instructor*

  • someone give that fuckin lady some ecstasy pills & throw her out of that plane lmao

  • Should of just pushed her out the plane by her self XD

  • makes me cry with laughter everytimeeeee! Its the guys look at 0:35, he's like "should i shouldnt i?" hahaaaaaaa

  • I am skydaving tommorow if i shit my pants no one will know

  • the guy was like FFS

  • @Jrjr143: thats not the right parachute!

    This small parachute will help to control the speed. The weight is too high an you will become to fast!

    But thats really funnyXD

  • WHY DO THEY  OPEN THE CHUTE SO QUICK ?? THat ruins the freefall !! i was supposed to do that this summer, but im not gonna spend good money only to enjoy 1 second of freefall !! FUCK THAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @jrjr143 your missin out big time. I did my first jump last fall and it was one hundred and some change, but it's well worth it. Its like being in an element you've never experienced, plus the adrenaline rush is tits.

  • To be fair I bet most of you guys taking the mick out of her would never have the balls to go and do that yourselves...

  • I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!!!! lmao

  • I love how it ended with the softest, smoothest landing in the history of skydiving! LOL

  • omg my friend wants me to do this it looks way too scary

  • While she may look funny, I have to admit that I would probably to the same.

  • hahahahaha "NOOOO NOO NO NO I FUCKING HATE YOU, IM GOING TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK NO NO NOOOOOOOOO" made me crack up haha

  • pro guy saved her from missing out, and good on her for jumping

  • i could not do that i'm having a heart attack watching this

  • @Blackburn92x easy man

  • Not going to lie, I did the same thing on my jump, I put it on my channel, and everyone left comments like, "gay, gay fag, gay fag is gay, homo, wussy", and other trollisms. I still posted it though. Its called The opposite of racism...I think my 1st reaction was worst than this though.

  • If I was the tandem instructor I would probably just start screaming frantically back at her, I would scream, "OH MY GOD THE PLANE IS ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!"

  • Holy shit, its scary the first time but its not that bad. Drama queen.

  • lol did anyone hear that "you wont get your money back" i bet thats why she did it

  • well if you aren't scared then you don't get the rush

  • @magicalhearingman

    there you go, someone said it right.

  • this is fun to watch, hahaa!

  • Hey, happens to everyone there first time!!!

  • That is exactly what I would do :L

  • It takes more bravery to do something you are really terrified! As a skydiver, my second jump was terrifying...as 20 lines got tangles after getting caught up in a huge wind gust.

  • at least she followed through with the jump that was funny though

  • Turnin' 14 in 10 days and i really hope i get a tandem skydive as a present! When i turm 15 i wanna take the AFF license:)

  • Holy Crap!!! respect to anyone who has the balls to do this.Im not sure I could go through with it!!!

  • @RedorDeadDancer Actually, when I went for the first time, everyone was calm. You don't feel like your falling at all. Believe it or not, bungy jumping to me is scarier. Your with someone when you jump out. With Bungy jumping, you are all by yourself and you bounce around all over. My advice, try this. It is something that you will never forget. Take it from me.

  • @RedorDeadDancer

    She has no balls :) But she did it. Try it. It can change your life forever. Or at least it will be a good way to spend one of your weekends

  • "you dont get your money back."

  • LOL!!! That's how it feels! But you just do it!

  • I love the look on the instructors face when he's at the door with her!!! Lmao

  • Skydiving for the first time was TERRIFYING for me but once you do it you gotta do it again and again and again...

  • she went from "I FUC*ING HATE YOU!!!" to "AWSOME, that was GRATE!" then hugs him?!!

  • "I fucking hate you!" -- lol. Whom does she hate? The instructor?

  • lmfao. i fucking hate u!!!

  • haha its like she turned into something outa the exorcist! looked like a proper pig to the slaughter.

  • LOL.

    Student: "Please, God, No! I'm going to have a heart attack!"

    T/I: "You're alright."

    You can't criticize this poor woman. She is just vocalizing (very loudly!) what we all probably were thinking on our first jump. And she did get out!

    Her T/I probably has fond memories looking back and laughing at that jump. She probably does too. That is what is all about.

  • @77artpunk haha im sure he is used to it,... goin for my first jump ever july 10 2010 30th birthday... already shittin bricks haha :D

  • @77artpunk I remember i was freaked out as hell when i went to do my first jump...after of 1/2 second of falling...i changed my mind. :)

  • @77artpunk I've jumped once, and I was not complaining or saying that I fucking hated my instructor. When we jumped I got a high pulse, but no swearing or anything. It's called manners, and self-control.

  • @77artpunk sounded more like he said, 'your alright' as in to reasure her

  • lol.. It never gets old watching people make their first jump. It is the closest you can get to reliving yours. This one wins the prize though. Really funny because you KNOW she is going to be all smiles once she gets out and laughing hysterically after she lands. She just needed a little "encouragement" from her T/I. I heard him say that she wouldn't get her money back. (Probably really would have, but... lol.) She will love this day for the rest of her life.

  • I have done 2 tandems and I LOVE watching people jump out. It's so cool.

    Skydiving is amazing, I LOVE it.

  • lmao but I can understand why, that first one out the plane freaked me out and I wasn't even standing in the plane!

  • LOL what a douche!

  • im doing this oct 6

    its gunna be FUCKIN TIGHT!

  • just don't think about dying and it'll be ok

  • lol. i wish i was old enough

  • Mchamp: thanks for the web site!!!!!! I just started jumping @ skydivespaceland near Houston tx,A halo jump is on my list bro. I had no idea it is offered to the public.. Thanks

  • haha, this fucking bitch is unapollogetic when she gets down. He shoulda released her mid air.

  • fantastic, i love it when they end up going anyway and love it more than anything they ever imagined! can't wait for that experience as a tandem master!

  • Should look into HALO jumping LOL She wouldn't be able to scream as well with that oxygen mask on at 30,000ft now would she! LOL

  • YA, except you don't need O2 to jump HALO. That's all in the movies.

    Here it is straight from the Field Manual. FM 3-05.211 (FM 31-19) Special Forces Military Free-Fall Operations April 2005 (the most recent I could find on the web). Pg 1-1, Paragraph 1-2 (in the front of the book no less).

    Its easy to look up.

  • Actually you do since the air up there is so thin. I'm actually planning on doing on as soon as I get my license which should be in 2 weeks or so.

    I called the place myself for the requirements halojumper do t net check it out

  • HALO is a military term. Your site has just co-opted the term for their jumps. Their requirements are correct, but a HALO jump does not mean you need O2 to be a HALO jump. Look up the field manual I listed below.

    (HALO) operations are jumps made with an exit altitude of up to 35,000 feet mean sea level (MSL) and a parachute deployment altitude at or BELOW 6,000 feet above ground level (AGL).

    Example: HALO can be from, 13K opening @ 3K. No O2 needed.

    Also, Charlie Sheen is not a SEAL. :)

  • Ahh very true! Agreed upon :)

    How dare you state such blasphemy that Charlie Sheen is not a SEAL!.......LOL

  • You need atleast 50 jumps and a b license to do an intermediate jump 15,000 - 22,000 ft... won't be doing that anytime soon after your first jump

  • What are you talking about? A 30k exit requires oxygen and if you deploy lower than 6k it's HALO. Didn't you read the post?

  • Perhaps YOU didn't read the post. It said she should look into HALO and HALO does not require O2 to be HALO. The implication was she would need O2 to do a HALO. Better he said she should look into jumping at 30K where she would need O2 and mask. (though you don't always need a mask to use O2)

    No problem if English is not your first language

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  • Yeah, I skydive and have also jumped in the military (just static-line bs). Military definition of "Halo" is any freefall with a canopy deployment under 6k. "Haho" is over canopy deployment over 6k. All skydives are "halo/haho". All "halo/haho" jumps are skydives. "Halo" also has loose civilian skydiving definition for high altitude (22K-30k) as well since the "image" of "halo" was branded by Hollywood. See halojumper (dot) net

  • We did this as a group for  a 30th Birthday. She expresses what we all feared then celebrated. It is highly theraputic and something all should experience.

  • I did my first sky dive yesterday aug 8th for my 18th birthday that ive been waiting to do forever!!! it was awesome alttle scary no doubt

  • Did my first tandem August 1st 2009 @ 14,000 feet. That shit is no joke. I will do it again but that shit serious. Breath through your nose and make the best of it.

  • i'm jumping on friday ahh

  • gonna have my first jump in 2 weeks :D sooooo excited!

  • LoL, shes like nooooo noooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

    I fucking hate you, im gonna have a heart attack, LoL! I cant wait for my first jump!

  • Aw man it never gets fucking old..

  • hahahahaha thats fucking funny man!!!! I'm sitting here laughing my fucking head off thats funny man!!

  • Dude, i've seen some nervous tandems over the years but never one that screamed like that! Hey, any one that wants to have some fun with the tandems, try the "Oop's I sliped exit" the look on their faces as you go out the door is brillient!!!  :-)

  • RiflemanBob, so sorry to hear about your tragic death, but its nice to know heaven has WiFi. LOL

  • wow, oh man thats scary. i would still jump. I bet after something like that you feel unstoppable. same kinda feeling you get after a crazy rollercoaster ride. but this must be like 1000x's crazier.

  • I have a video of my first jump ever, and i've made 8 jump since that, and i tell you, it is the best feeling there is.. =)

  • It feels nothing like a roller coaster. Much better and 1000x less scary. Some of the most peaceful feelings I've had in my life, coupled with the most adrenaline. :)

  • Im doing this for charity

  • the last time I went skydiving, I died. I'm never going skydiving again.

  • im glad that heaven has wifi

  • whats wifi?

  • wow only 3 more years and im gonna do this, cant wait its like my dream =] and if i like im gonna move on and do it by myself and then when im older ill probly do basejumping, eventually i want to do a wingsuit basejump =]

  • If I was the tandem guy attached to her think I wouldv'e punched her out cold, jumped, and then revived her once we landed....or I would just cut her loose mid flight

  • @inmaniak oh my god you're hilarious! hahaha

  • @Clayt111 why thank you dear scholar!

  • @inmaniak Soooo....you'd get yourself fired then, arrested? Yeah, 100% immature comment right there.

    Your obviously a child.

  • @ProTuner06 It was joke, judging by the upvotes I'd say my sarcasm wasn't too far over the line. Then again I forget some people have absolutely no sense of humor. Did you have a bad childhood? Or did the booze get to you, friend? Untwist those booty hairs a bit and you may find to your surprise that even you can laugh at the lighter things in life every now and again. It may even help get you a nice gal. And forgive me but my childish brain couldn't grasp that last sentence. Think it's "You're"

  • @ProTuner06

    Learn some humor.

    Quit attacking others, you claim that guy is a child, yet here you are attacking like one yourself.

    Oh, it's YOU'RE, not YOUR, which even a third grader knows.

    Grow up, pig.

  • Poor woman.

  • fuckin' dyke

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAH­AHA

    thats sooooooooo funnny. That would probably be me.

  • what an "imbecil" hahaha

  • I fucking hate you.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • "i fucking hate you." and then she's like "awesome". what a moron.

  • Was that the look of pure exasperation on the instructor's face at 0:35?

  • heh yeah- if it was my job to jump out of planes with women strapped to me i'd be a little more excited!

  • ive always wanted to go skydiving but ever since i had a bad experience with parasailing where the parachute begun to snap i am terrified of heights. i would still love to go skydiving tough, only tandem skydiving tough not solo. but how the hell am i going to get over my fear of heights?

  • if you can get over the first time you do it you will realise it doesnt even feel like you are falling... more like flying. no need to be scared. get over the psychological bit of your brain telling you its nuts and i guarantee you will do your aff as soon as you have the money

  • Haha... "tis true that it feels like you aren't falling... unless you drop feet first and don't let the drogue go for 16 seconds... That is a stomach dropper!

  • HAHAHA thats funny as hell. Im going skydiving next Sunday and im scared to death of heights, I might need to go out backwards as well

  • I have lots of jumps, and I gotta tell ya, the best ones are when your depressed and feel like the world is just a shit hole. nothing makes you feel more alive then a close brush with death

  • Fair play, she still went for it!

  • LOL I'm 14 and i WANT to skydive... i actually already made plans for AFF when im 18. lol

  • same here i want to sky dive but i think im under age and i cant find one in my state.

  • maybe look for a prvate airport if you have one or know of one.

  • dude the age is 13 i think you can jump...

    atleast in europe

  • 18 in the states

  • its age 16 in the UK

  • i think its 18 in the states im in canada and its 18 here

  • If you have an adult with you you can go. At least that's how it is here.

  • HAHAHAHA! "I f***in hate YOU!!!" lol...

  • she almost wasted 200 bucks

  • hahhahah... i hate fat bitches

  • I remember my first jump (static line) I was totally excited, did not know what was happening, and fcking freaked out; but I did it on my own and it was probably the greatest thrill of my life. You never forget your first.....!!!!!!

  • i just joined a skydiving meetup group in my area please!!!!!! give me some advice and motovation on how i should view my first jump im 20 years old and one of the reasons i'm doing this is because i want a change of pace in my life i want to jump by may of this year wish me luck

  • Dude, just go do it. Don't wait for anyone to do it with, just go. All my friends ALWAYS back out, just schedule a jump, go, get it filmed. Don't think about it very much, just go. But stick with it: your friends will be in awe, the women will REALLY want you, and you'll never look back. Trust me on all this.

  • Funny how she jumped when they told her you wont get a refund. I guess some need that extra motavation

  • I did a couple of static line jumps. NO WAY I was going to sit in someone's lap and be PUSHED out of a plane. I probably would have been just like her. LOL!

  • buffalo butt! lmao I liked it xD

  • I would have laughed at her. But I wuold have reacted the same way.

  • 'freaks out'!!! I hope she apologized to the guy, poor man!

  • lololol

  • HAHAHA

  • I can't tell if it's a guy or girl screaming??

    WTF

  • LOL at her animal like grunt/ughhh at 0:21, 0:22. Just like some dairy cow.

  • lol at the tags: "extreme scared sex"

  • lol now she laughs

  • "i fuckin hate you"

    lol

  • I've seen many times people saying things like that just before their first jump.. some are very funny, ask questions etc. lol. The only difference was our first jumps were not tandem jumps.. all on our own. I was pretty scared when I did it first time. But I just did it and was thinking "whatever happens.. karma" lol

  • I love this video every time I watch it! Exiting that skyvan is scary!

  • STOP STOP I FUCKING HATE YOU!

  • ahaha funny

  • actually all she needed was to be told she was not going to get her money back; I suspect some Jewishness was involved here.

  • all you ppl criticizing her its not cool, its easy to talk shit now, but its a different ball game when your up there, i'm sure skydiving instructors get this all the time

  • I'm acually going skydiving in the spring.  I know I'm gonna be scared at first but once you're off the plane, it's a different story.

  • yea you cant hear yourself scream!

  • More like you can't breath until you hit terminal velocity.

  • uh yes you can.

  • stupid faggot woman, she has no right to cuss at the inctructor like that, id be like 'bitch i helped u thru this, and u cuss at me, wtf?"

  • lol i thought that was a guy XD

  • i hate stupid women like this, she shopuld die

  • Ugly Fat bitch should've had a heart attack.

  • she should have apologized for her language. no call to wish her dead..

  • Fuck off.

  • FUGLY

  • Pugly

  • I bet your fugly as well you wanker.

  • OMG i think this is the funniest shit ever NO!!!! ima have a heart attack i fucking hate u then a thumbs up for a good ride wat a scrub HAHA

  • I just did my first tandem yesterday in Miami and loved. Wasn't scary at all, just an amazing experience.

  • Hehehe that's so cute. I did a tandem with a friend who was afraid of falling, and the whole way up he was shaking and giving my hand the death grip. The look he gave me before they went out the door broke my heart.

    But then when I landed, I saw him jumping up and down and laughing and he hugged me for five minutes shouting "That was so amazing!!!"

    Awesome experience :)

  • i'd be a pussy too. just imagining that drop is scary!

  • that was fucking hallerious

  • what a pussy

  • I am so NOT going to be like that.

  • What a Puzzzzz

  • NO NO NO! I F***ING H8 ! noooo! lmao

    that bit made my sides split

  • The real question is does she remember being freaked out. I know of a couple people who freaked out doing IAD, but when they get to the ground (after being pushed out, they reached the point of no return) they where extremely happy.

  • That's usually how it is when people are afraid. They love it when they get on the ground. They start talking about how awesome it was.

  • Once you get to that point, there is NO going back.

  • Haha I got a good laugh

  • lol i would have jumped right after she said she hated me.

  • hahahahahahhahahaahahaahaha exactly