X Factor - worst auditions of season 5

[thanks86]

OH GOD

[Keerplunkful]

0:13 Did she learn to make face expression like that from ashley cole?

[reydiyohed]

1:50 - 2:16 what the fuck did i just watch

[TheresaNChristyy]

1:28 the Wicked Witch of the West

[CrasyDwarf]

1:30 OMG! It's Kat Von D on crack!! 

[117swordsmen]

it was actually painful to watch the other guy, im  gonna go clean my soul off

[n0mthi1107]

wat the fuck would one be thinking????

[isadoracherie]

does anybody have the video for the 0:45 audition?

[MangosFTWsoSTFU]

When the last guy turned his head at the start I couldn't stop laughing !! Hahaha

[MangosFTWsoSTFU]

Couldn't stop laughing when the last guy turned his head at the start !! Hahhaha

[VacuumJacket]

hahahahahaha the second sequence :D :D :D is like huckleberry finn :D

[NireonPhoenixDragon]

The last guy was... EPIC!

[rainbowkiss100]

Suzanne Gay, 29 - if shes 29 then i'll eat my own faeces... what bullshit!

[CjLecter]

1:38-1:42.... my ears were bleeding....

[MERCYwoop]

80 percent of the music they chose was Michael Jackson :DD

[kittyblobify]

who were the guys at 0:43? i wanna c the full version lol

[arie08panic]

@kittyblobify Search for Ant and Seb :)

[sophia1041]

that last one was so bad

[ceileenchambers77]

That Michael Jackson double, just made me piss my knickers lmfao

[nightmareluver71559]

Does the guy at the end have a seperate video? I really want to hear what Simon said to him after that....umm.....show? XD

[TheDreamerWithin444]

wow........just wow

[neegrionu]

uu we are broud :D

[brymaster18]

the last guy gave me a hernia lmao!!!!

[oopsibrokethecow]

Sometimes people walk out on their audition stage and you just can tell they are going to be awful.

[oopsibrokethecow]

No matter how terrible these people are, they are all still better than I'd be at singing.

[tmmvds]

@oopsibrokethecow But you're wise enough not to make it public :)

[musiclovinmuggle]

OH GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD?! LMFAO

[musiclovinmuggle]

LMFAO THOSE TWO GUYS LMFAO I JUST DIED

oh god simons face!

[turboengineboy]

You wanna hear some METAL, you wanna hear me ROOOAAAR.

[CallMeKell2]

@turboengineboy lolololol

[FourSlotToaster]

The guy at 3:10 should be on a sex offender watch list

[MrNeostatic]

Your one at 1:29 is mental. Aught to be in an institution.....

[HcOtaku1337]

1:10 Derp

[SrPortugal2011]

4min of EPICNESS

[SuperButtviolator]

The judge is hot?

[1998krish]

thank you but get the fuk out

[dylanisfake]

What a bunch of noobs

[ListenToColors]

i love metal girls...and yeah u`r stupiiiiiiiiid  :D

[ForceUnleashed83]

so funny!

[timberlaand]

Last one smashed it!

[BellaTatiana23]

The last one was really the worst I've ever seen! Poor song, he just killed it!

[NiallHoran1]

Great Quality

[123runescapefree123]

Gay? Lol

[artyfowlrox]

Lol Simon's face at 3:48 is epic!!

[JeremyDesign1]

the mj dude left his moms basement for the first time for this audition

[B4gle]

2:17

she actually has a decent ass

what a waste

[matti1804]

I love the faces the judge make xD

[franticdiagnosis]

surley someone would of told them by then that they cant sing!

[beaneybow]

she is a violent person!



[cascocat]

The last guy was fri

[arvasiac]

priceles face.......pause 1:33

[Gryphus0204]

I used to think Simon was an ass when i was 7.But now im 14 and i think his hilarious:D Who thinks so too???

[fh154wv]

Does anyone know who the duo were called from 2:24 - 2:58? Not that I liked them on bit :P

Just interested to see what the judges said at the end haha

[Imrfilms]

@fh154wv Dreamtime! Youtube search for "X Facto Dreamtime" will get you their full audition.

[fh154wv]

@Imrfilms Ah cheers!

[Galaxy200975]

the last one i dont think he is from earth..

[shishkababy24]

dannii minogue is beautiful!!!!

[Love9502]

2:40 LOL WET MYSELF ROLF

LOve Simon

[AngelicPhantom]

2:40 I just about wet myself laughing. Seriously, his friends must hate him a lot to tell him he can sing.

[jsukmarie]

lol...3:05, why is it Michael Jackson always inspires the weirdos...hmmmm

[perssonabbe]

@jsukmarie He heals the world and makes it a better place for all :)

[krajnovic10]

what the fuck did i just watched o_O

[downtown82]

'woho... yeah come on!!'

[BRAKESUK80]

last guy cant be serious

[9Electr0H0use9]

the guy at the end fucking hilarious

[Andre00x]

haha Gay. it's so funny....

[cobbax9916]

oh sheesh shocking singers ha the panel have to try and learn not to laugh though

(although dont know if I could keep a straight face either !!!). I think the aggro

girl could reach a high note though which was impressive. The woman and young guy are awful beyond measure I can sing better in the shower !!! Some people are definitely slow which is sad though. Who on earth tells these people they can sing!!!

[XDMWeaponCollector]

The guy at the end, oh bloody hell, i really want to smack him.

[Monumentum616]

Sweet mother of mercy. Cheryl Cole is so fucking fine!

[amarieoflothlorien]

Alan should not give up his day job!!!!

[MegaEdwardlover]

3.17 ahahhah

[q1vaja]

2:42 shes hot



[Hayar96vsSorPain]

0:45 was actually good if that guy in yellow was not there I SWEAR, GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE

[ScorpionNani]

where is the rendering bar?

[Cooljoshua567]

ROFLMAO as soon as 3:10 started i crieddddddddddddd

[LemmingAttack]

This is why we need widespread asian-style karaoke in western society. If all of these people had places apart from the rest of us to sing, we wouldn't have to be subjected to their inability on such a massive scale.

Private karaoke boxes EXIST for these people.

[MalikarVampire]

nice editing.. funny auditions also :D

[TheMackyLove]

3:06 hahahahahahah gosh!

[TheMackyLove]

Hhahahahahhahahahahah

I love Simon sometimes! XD

[angeldream2]

Ariel whatever is seriously nasty

[MrGamerTut]

Ur last name is Gay O_O

[chuckyoofarley]

1:09 Take me for what I yarm. Lol!

[Sandranghae]

I think I really liked the 3.05 guy!

[NonnyMus1]

I wonder if both being tone deaf brings that couple closer together or not.

[edwin200647]

PENFOLD THE GLUE SNIFFER.

[ThePolaris2]

Wooooooooooooooooooow

[45L43]

I feel embrassed watching this lool

[universe112]

American Idol needs you back Simon, we MISS YOU

[angiemonsterhighfan2]

haha

[iTuttefruit]

lol at the last one

[2700Mr]

is the last one on crack

[ThreeLions89]

I love Cheryl...she looks like a persian princess :)

[TheTinaStudio]

3:10 hahah best! :P MICHAEL IS BEST!<3

[xxoxogossipgirl]

the last one just crancked me up :D:D:D

[christiaanput]

hehe the last guy.. its that hes wearing a white handglove and said "black or white" twice else i would have no idea what he was mumbling about

[blackhorse099]

oh dear god......the last guy. WTF..

[popazz1]

Whoa-oh,hahahahahahahahaha!

These poor applicants are the REAL reason most of us watch the X-Factor.And that barking -mad bitch with the screechy 'voice',lol,"Oooooh,we ARE proud" How the hell did she manage to get day-release from whichever institution she resides in?!

[mscoolcat54]

my favorite part is 4:00.

[KISSnum1]

cheryl was about to let the inner chav out on that one girl

[HyMyNameIsEla]

from 2:24 is he funiest part of this clip ..lol :))

[Thalash1337]

22:23 YOU STUPID SON

[TheAce707]

@Thalash1337 22:23?

[Thalash1337]

@TheAce707

Yes, the 22 out of 23 times ive had sex with your mother, it was a nightmare

[Baiinouee]

So funny!

[musicnut721]

saturday bang hahahaha oh man

[theturkishgamer1]

0:11 hahahahaha look at her name xD

[mjlovingfan2009]

my favorite one is at 0:42 ! :D haha

[oritting11]

2:00

[Songsmirth]

The viscious one actually scared me. I was hoping they have body guards that are close. Knowing you are rejected must be a horrible feeling but there's no dignity in turning on the judges even if they get too unkind with their words or laugher sometimes. It's got to be a shock to see some people even think they have a chance. I guess we all can be self-delusional at times.

[PuddingMcMuffin]

1:33 Her face! XD

[SerenityCrysweet]

just wrong

unga bonga

nob cheeses

opera singing heavy metal

screamers

pedophile

[rockinghamrec]

i think the michael jackson guy could really make it!

[LastYearsRegrets]

Alan the pizza delivery dude was the best.

That performance was hilarious, bad singing, dancing and hand movements.

[GamerGod9590]

2:40-2:55 could be put in G-major and sound the same.

[twiwonder]

My ears are killing me....... I'm going to go watch a Martina McBride vid.

[Rockshift999]

The last guy is awesome!

[MacGyver920]

Audition from 0:43 to 0:54: Hilarious! But unfortenately, not the whole clip!

Audition at 3:05: I died laughing! xD

[MacGyver920]

If you want to see the whole clip from 1:30 to 2:23, here:

/watch?v=nAI8qkUgqU4

You just got to watch the whole audition! It's hilarious! xD

[Ltolutj]

3:06 to 3:59 Is the funniest thing i have ever seen in my life.... Good job pizza boy you just made my day xD

[Busher50]

Suzanne Gay was taking the piss surely lol

[dominusetdeus060644]

ive been watching clips like this for about 2 hours..i think im going to jump of the balcony now.

[gralegath]

The last guy should be on the office :P

[wika4145]

The psycho:YOU WANNA HEAR ME ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!! Simon:That was a complete nightmare The psycho:UUUUUHHH we ar proud The psycho:Well i shall say goodbye to u Simon:Good The Psycho:Goodbye to u Simon::Goodbye The psycho:But not before,not before i have adviced u that u might want to shove a little metal bright up ya'll f*uckers The psycho:Yur stupid!! Cheryl's Face : 1:39 Loui's Face : 1:43 Cheryl's Face : 1:52 Cheryl's Face : 2:04 Just Hilarious

[wika4145]

From 1:26 to 2:25 thats just hilarious she look like a wicked withc from the 3rd century

[christinamilian91]

Back when the x factor was worth watching

[bookworm981]

louis' face at 1:45 lol

[Taylorbthedreamer123]

ROAR!!! :O

[MacGyver920]

WTF is that thing at 0:40? Holy fuck! A giant monster and its mom?

[MacGyver920]

I died at 3:05! Holy fuck! I've never laughed so hard before! xD

[UncleePaulie]

That was suzanneously fake and gay.

[Kowaiyo0]

2:42 Priceless Simon face XDDDDDDDDDD

[TheVideoCat]

From now on I will only order pizza from Alan!

[sonacx111]

the first one is gay

[dogzrule2008]

they said cher :'D

[SuperipodtouchX]

The last is on Marihuana ...

[marram369]

@SuperipodtouchX so you obviously have never tried it. 

[fraric001]

@marram369 or hes had wayy too much of it

[MrSlaynn]

@marram369 yeah he obviously hasn't, if he had he would be sitting there going "man....this guy is awesome!!!"

[darkking222]

@SuperipodtouchX *marijuana



[Badaware]

@SuperipodtouchX

Thats not a pothead, thats a comedian!

[babiiface009]

i love dani's hair at 2:49 :D

[mista7g]

dude at 3:08 is dooooppppeee!!

[bboohhkkyy]

1:50 she look like a witch and talk like a witch~

[WhiteOutfit]

The woman at 1:29 could maybe be good... If she actually want to use her voice right.

[retardsinmotionvlogs]

2:41 loose the boy and she may be good. but the guy is a fagg hahah lol

[Tattoogroo]

jesus..... people are wacked out all over the world... glad its not just in the US...

[LilFlais]

OMG!! Poor judges..

[Danii33la]

i totally though that at @2:08 she was gonna put a curse on their souls:P

[Abosh123able]

"You're stupid" lmao wow

[GhostfogND]

0:47

"Yeah, come on." LMAO

[Fakemonpeter]

I really liked Arial ( the girl with the fucked up hair)

[HittokiriBattousai17]

Press 8 a lot of times for masturbation

[TheCallumharvey]

@HittokiriBattousai17 Hahahaha

[quesillino]

Why are all these people judging??? Cheryl's the worst singer of Girls Aloud, Dannii is the inevitable shadow of her sister's huge success, Simon is a botoxed man, and so is Louis! I bet that 95% of Britain can sing better than them. How on earth can they laugh of a contestant then? I hate the X-Factor, I fucking hate it, we should have the metal girl (2:00-2:220) at the top of the UK charts on Christmas, hahaha

[bufsoftley]

Sounds like Robin williams doing a MJ Tribute at 3:07

[xXPurpleLoliTranceXx]

The last one, so sad....

[metalgirl150]

3:23....win

[nereida102]

2:00 to 2:20 was the best

[Shifty581]

girl at 1:30-1:43 is hilarious

[8bobthebuilder]

nicely edited video..thx for uploading

[K7vibe]

this boi singing with his mom...jus weird

[Romashka99905]

His face 0:52 =))))))))

[liltes16945]

i LOVE we belong together but i dont think i will be able to listen to it the same way for a while

[liltes16945]

cheryl's face @ 1:33

[101badsinger]

most of theses haveeee to be a joke!!! like OMGGG i dont beleiev people can actually sing this horribly and not know it!!!

[watchmy4]

1:30 whahahaha hilariuos

[B3nga1]

lolname

[mrmacheteee]

zero chance :D:D:D:D:D , simon is funny :D:D:D

[oneMrGreen]

girl at 1:59 would be perfect for the movie Hocus Pocus (1993)

[LaurynAndMegan]

0:50 :')

[joeblivian]

british peoples teeth are soooo bad...