Guy stabs himself on TV - FUNNY

[DANMAN12361]

deff quality katana

[CrazyIvan316]

Keep pressing 2!

Never get tired of it, lol

[SubComFeppo]

You get what you pay for. Customer appreciation indeed.

[TheLocaljihad]

Daniel Tosh would love this guy

[HWOD]

Damn that's fucked up.

[Erectoralporicy]

God damn it you NEVER draw a Muramasa blade from its scabbard! Why is this so hard for people to understand?

[redragoony1214]

@Erectoralporicy Dwight Schrute, everybody.

[Minotaursoldier]

24 people bought these blades... and didnt kill themselves with the flung broken fragments...unfortunately.

[morelandjames]

And the nice thing about these practice katanas is they break and stab you in the chest

[123stephenno]

imagine if you jjusdt bought one, hung up the phone then looked at that, and fel tstupid

[WrestleGames]

WTF did he finally realize how stupid he looked 'bangin' that thing on the table like its a fucking hammer??

[unknown7604]

HOLY SHIT! he was on a 1000 ways to die

[BlueDragonFuze]

The number of callers just dropped lol!!!

[Oswinhella]

is this the guy from 1000 ways to die?

[MrTurv]

WELL THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR MESSING WITH SWORDS!

[TheDisneyfan4eva]

press 2

[angryagain68]

someone forgot to tell him that the junk they sell is only for hanging on a wall.

[spideykoonrulz]

Oh shit I want that sword, all i have to do it GIVE it to my enemy and let them kill themselves.

[lalalynnsey]

That last guy looks like the dad from King of the Hill.

[jovanswaggarnold]

classic comment dumb ass motherfucker

[saumavachanda]

well at least they are sharp

[Spartan043]

I always used to joke that a proper Katana made by a competent swordsmith is worthy of being called a "Kahtah-nah", but that these QVC ones made from poorly-tempered 440 stainless were definitely "Kah-TAH-nahs", western mispronunciation and all.

[ourpersonalthoughts]

in soviet russia you cut knifes

[a1rjord4n]

lol at that flaming redneck at the end

[Lance241151]

I like how he still has his seller voice on the whole time, too. What a bullshit artist. LMAO Fucking classic. lol

"Ohh that hurt big time! A piece of that, the tip, juuussst got me Odel." "Ohhh that got me good!" "A piece of that tip juuussst got me!"

[drumstud3000]

lol folks rite now we may uhhh need emergency surgery in the studio

[Thecockinator69]

Haha this is on a thousand ways to die

[DrewskiTheLegend]

"Yeah, that was supposed to happen. It's a shuru-katana used in Japan by Samurai warriors for hundreds of years. And if you call right now, you'll also get this ceramic bread knife..."

[MauroNoMeOlvides]

I wonder how many people bought it after seeing that

[adamsewell92]

I don't know who the guy at the end is but he looks/sounds like the last guy I'd want to see in an emergency.

[CuteNekoGirl16]

O_O MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!! THATS MY SWORD!!

[drdvs69]

"We may need emergency surgery in the studiO"

[gamemaster52]

FATALITY

[AdamDrewBleeker]

after i saw that i would have been like..........HELL YEAH! O.O that shit will cut you good!

[Shieldsunder]

Blades made with stainless are "wallhangers." Unless they're made of carbon steel you shouldn't strike them on anything.

[korvettemaster]

i love how katanas have the strongest metal blades on them. and it broke. practice or real.

[InstantK0ed]

"Folks right now... we uhh.. may need emergency surgery in the studio!" What a retard XD

[anon7096]

We clicked on this video because of the title. We're bad people.

[BornThrice]

lifetime guarantee my hairy ass

[TheGuinnessboys]

yeah those are pretty cheap fuckin swords lol

[Fearsomekyle512]

1000 ways to die

[sevendiamantes]

I Never get to be funny like that.

[Electricpraise777]

keep pressing 2

[ChromeFlames0]

And the nice thing about these practice katanas is that they stab you in the chest

[rawrvintageisclassic]

made in china ;p

[Nihongoking123]

I think I saw this guy on 1,000 Ways to Die.

[Phukyoududehonestly]

"Uhh we may need emergency surgery at the studio.....But look at the durability in this blade!" *breaks sword* "Ahh fuck the other one got me too!"

[ryanmulhern123]

lol at the uneducated hillbilly that comes on to replace the guy.

[xmann96]

I can't tell which one is more of an idiot. The guy who "stabbed" himself, or "Folks right now... we may need emergency surgery in the studddiooo" guy.

[0donttrythisathome]

odel says. "he maydeed amurgencee serjury in di studio....hiccup"

[shisenkrieg]

Respect the blade, dickwad.

[justintanders]

DONT FUCKING TOUCH SWORDS.

[pkil232]

look at the jackass who takes over, "we may need emergency surgery in the studio" way to keep people from panicking bro.

[Jawbreaker2237]

"look at that horse"

[narutokan]

That's what you get for trying to sell low quality shit. Katanas are supposed to be of the top quality and are never mass produced, each is hand made.

[laxcrosse135]

I remember seeing this on tv. The knife show aha they were talking about how strong it was

[Janthonycox]

"AWWW THAT HURT!"

[bills29]

WELL IF NOTHING ELSE YOU KNOW ITS SHARP HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA NO BUT REALLY I HOPE HE DIDNT DIE THAT WOULD BE A TERRIBLE WAY TO DIE SERIOUSLY GUYS RIP I WISH HIM LUCK AND A SAVE ENTRANCE INTO HEAVEN

[Keenkiller]

shameful display calling this crap katana... got what he deserved

[metalWIENERsolid]

just to make them look even dumber some idiot comes up and tells the viewers " we may need emergency surgery in the studio..."

[loponop]

"we may need to have emergency surgery in the studio" i think that guy was the smart one

[footlover298]

OWWW!! OHHH!!! lmao stupid ass.

[killstreak131]

Goofy basterd!!!!

[HighlyIntenseRDR]

Keep pressing 2.

[sackboss4]

ITS FAULTY!!!

[TheDudeman619]

sharp enough to cut, fragile enough to break

[mrcrazyman8484]

they just busted them selves trying to sell bullshit products

[spike378]

made in america crap

[SGVknarf]

props to him he kept his cool. if it was a chick she would have a panic attack

[Tyton]

More like "MADE IN AMERICA BUT OUTSOURCED TO CHINA FOR CHEAPER EXPENSES"

[happyone98]

I'm sure they sold out of those swords right after because of the fine quality craftsmanship.

[archives123456789]

"just the tip"

[jusmirlulic]

MADE IN CHINA....

[nickybaby77]

hahahaha! Goofy bastard.

[ofomatheblackbelt]

thats bad sword quality

[dragonbut]

It's a sword not a hammer...

[xSceneKidRavenx]

not to many nice things about getting stabbed.

[POR97212]

haha you know he was about to say how durable they were too. as he's banging away at the table, then pops himself in the chest with that shitty metal they used

[metalWIENERsolid]

@POR97212 in the middle of typing my comment i looked up and saw it was identical to yours so i deleted it lol.

[applejews6497]

how do they do surgery in a studio -__-

[Nigel1993]

Play from 4 to 9 and repeat.

[21Assasin]

the great hing about these practice katanas is *SMASH*

[hellmaker6661]

Press 7 then 4 and then 3 ;)

[xtrakdd]

MORALEJA NO JUEGUES CON CUCHILLOS

[Shadowpuppet7x]

sounds like family guy dont it? he keeps repeating himself after an injury.

THUMBS UP if you think so too.

[nightbringer757]

Authentic? Yeah right.....

[erwin9078]

Ill take 2 of those pain killers haha

[ehelibuff73]

You think that wasd bad;... Wait til you see the cheap band aides they used and the seseme St. phone to call 911.

[jpm4610]

ahhh it's the tip game

[MOMMYDONNY]

that guy is a tit

[megariot]

Ok Stew...

[pingalayen1996]

its funny hw he never actually sweared...........

[greenstuff22]

And the nice thing about these practice katanas is ohhhh owwhhhh that hurt

[roadrunners233]

i want one now lol

[SkozloNYC]

"And the nice thing about these practice Katanas..." (followed by vigorous whacking against the table) $50 says he was going to say something like they are strong or durable. That's why I hire my own Japanese blacksmith, Fuji, to build and temper all my flesh slicing equipment. Shout out to Fuji!!

[abelrado123]

LMAO!

[illusiveninja]

"The tip just got me O'Dell"

[AndrewWallace1]

One of these shows replaced g4 tv!

[svth1077]

Dumbass

[pearldrumsarecool]

"And these practice swords and really sturdy! Snap oooowww!"

[mischiefdude420]

AHAHAHAHA that dude got a case of the downs if you know what I mean haha

[bjermane1]

THE GUY AT THE END MADE ME ROFL COPTER

[wolfmaster454]

lmao this was on 1000 ways to die wheres the one where he catches on fire?

[garco1527]

what a cheap sword.it just snapped in half ....shitty sword

[MrXXDOMINATIONXx]

Looks like there going to CUT his paycheck...

[DColon806]

"A piece of that tip" hmmm...dats wat she said?

[YouShouldDie2]

@DColon806 why the hell would "she" say that?

[XeanoProductions]

I dont think he found this funny lol

[Silentkid3]

They should lower the price now

[ninjaskate7]

This must have been the guy from a 1000 ways to die

[BruinsBrawler603]

@ninjaskate7 thats exactly what I was thinking lmao

[PictureJohnBroken]

He diedz from massive internal bleeding later that day..

[SickShortMovies]

@PictureJohnBroken No he accidentaly lit himself on fire and burned to death. Get your facts straight!

[TJTvHD]

That's what you get for hitting a sword off a table carelessly.

[maiwork6666666]

Swords will cut your fuckin hands off!

[ivancito7790]

@maiwork6666666 cautionary tales of swords, lol

[Behemoth2334]

Oh my, what a durable sword it is



[joejitsu83]

"stainless, lifetime warrantee"

[WiltedGoddess]

o.O wth I HAVE that top sword................or at least one that comes in that style casing.

[andyllamanipl]

For 44.95$, I'll do it.

[xXTHE18Xx]

87 employees of the sword company where just fired....

[lifelikeawetdream]

and on the shipping box it should say made in china :D

[Cr0z2010]

that hurt BIG! time... LOL xD

[davewhosaves]

is that the same dumbass as portrayed on 1000 ways to die

[kfafnis]

thanks china, thanks

[mando1097]

0:19 That's What She Said!

[Kyle21Lamb]

folks right now uh......we may need emergency surgery in the studio

[silentkyle11]

nice save by the 2nd guy

[puggster]

yeah well people know not to buy that now then huh, seriously a kid sees that n tv then steals his mom,s credit card to buy one or some spoiled lil brat gets one for xmas an pokes his eyes out because its made from soft as cheese metal,

anyways , coulda been worse, might have impaled him if it was of better quality

[4word2death]

Gets stabbed and his buddy says "you all right?"

[bloodysword100]

i know not to get that shit ass peace of shit i stick with other resources. lol

[TheKira4life]

dumass...NO ONE TOLD U TO FUCKIN SLAM IT THE DAMN SWORD ONTO THE FUCKIN TABLE!!! shit....if i were a damn sword gettin hit against the damn table i'd fuckin slice ya too!!!

[73amxman]

Looks like a well made piece of shit. This guy later died on tv. He burnt to death according to 1000 ways to die.

[TheKira4life]

@73amxman hahaha!!!! i jus watched that like 7 hours ago!!!

[nikboss3000]

@73amxman what episode was it pls

[babysisv]

I was getting ready to buy this sword on amazon when I read angry reviews about how cheap it was. One person even mentioned the youtube link. The sword is now $18.00 instead of $45 if anyone still wants it. LOL

[babysisv]

I was getting ready to by this sword on amazon when I read angry reviews about how cheap it was. One person even mentioned the youtube link. The sword is now $18.00 instead of $45 if anyone still wants it. LOL

[xcallx911xxxx]

LOLOL

[jec7483]

Ha, hilarious.

[nooby142]

Lol, if u replay from 0.06 to where he begins to lean forward, u'll notice that he goes to grab his crotch at first rather than his wound.....;)

[TheKira4life]

@nooby142 LOL u r totally rite!!!! stupid..cuz wat if the sword cut his fingers off????

[upupsteru]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that hurt

[laggy24hOUrs]

after he gets stabs the camera changes to flashy slide camera

[ngrwhat]

"emergency surgery"

that's redneck for neosporin and a bandaid >>

[DHotdog85]

@ngrwhat What's a bandaid? You mean duct tape?

[broadcastmyass4u]

@klondikebar48 stfu

[klondikebar48]

@broadcastmyass4u sit the fuck down

[broadcastmyass4u]

@klondikebar48 Shut the fuck up!

[klondikebar48]

@broadcastmyass4u why ?

[broadcastmyass4u]

@klondikebar48 because i said so

[klondikebar48]

@broadcastmyass4u how about we both shut up because i got a headache

[steveexplodes]

this is what happens when billy mays dies.

[nsiems09]

"We may need emergency surgery in the studio"

[mrstrictlygm]

I can't stop watching 0:05 - 0:10 Can't stop laughing.

[bringerovdeath]

I had one ov those cheap phucking peice ov crap swords. it's broken.

WTF! they want $45.i only paid $8 for mine and it was brand new.

hahaha who else can see the lifetime warranty, now thats priceless LMAO.

fyi i bought mine at BudK

[lalalauren409]

we may need emergency in the studio??? wut how wud he know anything?

[Blad3sofWaR]

Hey this Guy was on Just on Spike TV's 1000 Ways to Die......NICE!!!!!!

[LinkMan20]

We....errrr....may need.....emargency surgaray in tha stewdio

[xsketcherx]

hes trying to act it up so he can sue the network, like the grape stepping chick lol

[CaliAgents1688]

Made in China - YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­!!!!!!!!!!!!

MADE IN CHINA MADE IN CHINA MADE IN CHINA

[PrototypeX17]

@CaliAgents1688 Japan...actually.

[supershuu]

@PrototypeX17 If america bought it only to sell it then im sure its from china

[skatestarr11]

"ooooooo that got me good" haha dumbass

[SvddenDeth]

chuck norris used his mind to do that

[SumthinEazy1DosTres]

I bet BLADE'S(Wesley Snipes) sword would of slit off both that guy's hands if he were fucking with it like that.

[mryjn420090]

love the delayed response "you alright"

[Ninja1881]

Chuck norris to a breath.

[DahLoTo]

I love how the camera continues to pan over the swords lmfao

[SinJackal]

That's what he gets for trying to hawk a shitty product.

[hoagly]

Swords will fucking cut you wide open!

DON'T FUCKING TOUCH SWORDS!

[prittmister]

how the dude at the end says "studio" makes me absolutely positive he was drinking some jack out of frame right before he was pushed in by his boss