Whe i was younger I put a lot of stock in my looks. Now, I'm old and very Happy with the way i have aged. I love your personality...wish we were girlfriends! Love you Carly!! Muah!!
Carly, I write a blog on the relationship between women, jewelry and spirituality called Goddess Findings Jewels for the Spirit---would you do a video on the way you organize your jewelry?? Thanks for your amazing spirit and talent!
This is obviously a clue to Carlys 'youre so vainmystery." This video is really 'youre so humbled" Therefore the vainmystery one named 'David' remains unknown to this date because Carly is the real deal Mr. Bill. David the flower child i still doubt.
Before youtube I could really only listen to your records. Now I see what a fabulous person you are. Earthy and fun lady, and smart too. I too like to think that I can grow old gracefully like you, but I think you have the better dentist. ;-)
I just accidentally stumbled on this 'instructional' video - thanks for the 'tips'. I just happened to be watching your son's videos (love 'Wicked Way'). Then I had a hankerin' for an old video of you from the early '70's so I found "Anticipation" - Central Park. And then stumbled on this piece of work! Thanks for sharing your humanity via your humor! BTW, please tell Ben we want to see him perform in Asheville, NC! You, too! They'd love you guys here! xoxoxo Ann
Man...you are one crazy gal for sure..30second how to live clips are kooky and goofy..I guess your fanatic fans eat up? If your ever in town this way..will party it up one nite for the good O'l days. You can show my step daughter how to really sing this song of yours that we did a take on..God bless her..but she's no you in the vocal dept:))
Where are the paparazzi to sneak up on you and post a cover story: "Carly Simon has one foot in the grave!" Lol, Carly, baby, you're looking maahhhvelous.
Love your confidence. Love mine too - but wish I didn't have to wait until I was 52 to feel it !!! It must be hellish for young girls today with 'lad mags' punting out the image of smooth perfection, and they can do it so well thanks to technology and surgery. Females have been brought up for centuries to do thier best to 'please' males - and I LOVE pleasing my male . . . am I the only woman left on the planet with a furry pussy????
Wow! You are such a riot! I love your humor. You could call it 'The Carly Simon treatment for blue days and low times'. A great way to boost the mood. Thanks!
In comparison the other singers (not all) who think they are stars on earth (poor thing). You are the sun, as you are authenticating to smile, DO NOT NEED ANYTHING! Keep this way, the age is upon us, and I am also, and I'll continue to make life happy child in me and always be a playful, happy to say clown bring joy to others, this is what matter. Before you a beautiful voice, you're passing Carly showing an immense joy to be spontaneous and always true. one thousand kisses atcha
I love you Carly...because you are totally Real...Genuine...Beautiful...and you're an awesome singer...love your voice and music...and you...oh...and you're hilarious to boot! ;))
I think being "brave" enough to allow ourselves to become visibly older is the new avantgarde thing to do - of course that shouldn't require any bravery, but you know how all these photoshoped magazine covers have manipulated our beauty standards.
i've tried to look older. i've tried everything from drinking myself blind and getting only two hours sleep to sunbathing without sunscrean in the blasting july sun but i only look younger and younger - not to mention more desirable and seeing that i wear no makeup, i really don't think your tips would work for me... and also carly, i don't think your tips work for you either. you still look very young and very HOT. yes you do.
LOL....funny.
roblettinVa 5 days ago
AGELESS BEAUTY" ;-)XO
genie44420 1 week ago
Omg. I love it! I'm sending it to my 24 year old daughter. From her 57 year old mom. Ha!
faeriegrirl 1 week ago
You're so vain! ahahahah
nicolamoroni 2 weeks ago
You crack me up!
lookingood364 2 weeks ago
Oh Carly!!! You're soooo vain!!
LilChummmmmm 3 weeks ago
vai forte anche in italia sei sempre una grande sei bellissima ciao
robertoswz290887 3 weeks ago
hahahahahaha! You go girl!!
ManyManifesting 3 weeks ago
Thanks
I so sorry I for have sexy with your men
sexycharlie87 1 month ago
I ♥ this!
GadSammit 1 month ago
HA, HA, HA,....... I LAUGHED MY BUTT OFF!
CloserExamination 1 month ago
Whe i was younger I put a lot of stock in my looks. Now, I'm old and very Happy with the way i have aged. I love your personality...wish we were girlfriends! Love you Carly!! Muah!!
CuppyCakeandMe 1 month ago
Carly, I write a blog on the relationship between women, jewelry and spirituality called Goddess Findings Jewels for the Spirit---would you do a video on the way you organize your jewelry?? Thanks for your amazing spirit and talent!
goddessfindings 1 month ago
Hehehehheheh!
I do that sometimes!
kikochehin 1 month ago
When did you become so damn funny? lol
progrocker9 1 month ago
YOUR awesome ty!!!for making me smile LOL!!!
kris41k 1 month ago
This is obviously a clue to Carlys 'youre so vainmystery." This video is really 'youre so humbled" Therefore the vainmystery one named 'David' remains unknown to this date because Carly is the real deal Mr. Bill. David the flower child i still doubt.
wkrpncincinnati 2 months ago
That ruled.
Noromongrel 2 months ago
Damn Carly! Your sooooo Upfront and down to earth ...I love that about you now! Best Wishes Always!
CuppyCakeandMe 2 months ago
you are not older unless you feel it.you are beautiful ...now and ever
randal2012 2 months ago
You are funny, Miss!!
MrsRat2U 3 months ago
funny lady. :)
aquarigirl 3 months ago
LOL. Girl, I love your attitude!
animalliberation0961 3 months ago
Before youtube I could really only listen to your records. Now I see what a fabulous person you are. Earthy and fun lady, and smart too. I too like to think that I can grow old gracefully like you, but I think you have the better dentist. ;-)
stanibol 3 months ago 2
Carly,,,you have been with me for so many years,,,you look divine sister!
almay1960 3 months ago
lol!
SheChoosesReason 3 months ago
vc tem uma boca maravilhosa
teainthesahara1 3 months ago
bom dia minha linda vem pro brasil
teainthesahara1 3 months ago
cool...
rtothemutha 3 months ago
Love it! Hilarious! :)
UrlsGrrl54 3 months ago
You don't have to prove to me you're beautiful to strangers
I've got loving eyes of my own...
jajaja love UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Carlaylaaaaaaaaa...
from Argentina
guachoinfernal 4 months ago
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angeegold 4 months ago
I just accidentally stumbled on this 'instructional' video - thanks for the 'tips'. I just happened to be watching your son's videos (love 'Wicked Way'). Then I had a hankerin' for an old video of you from the early '70's so I found "Anticipation" - Central Park. And then stumbled on this piece of work! Thanks for sharing your humanity via your humor! BTW, please tell Ben we want to see him perform in Asheville, NC! You, too! They'd love you guys here! xoxoxo Ann
angeegold 4 months ago
LMAO....Frigging Brilliant! Love it!!
pipzzart 4 months ago
Bravo carly.. Wish pop stars these days could learn from you!
Dmode444 5 months ago
Man...you are one crazy gal for sure..30second how to live clips are kooky and goofy..I guess your fanatic fans eat up? If your ever in town this way..will party it up one nite for the good O'l days. You can show my step daughter how to really sing this song of yours that we did a take on..God bless her..but she's no you in the vocal dept:))
musicmatty67 5 months ago
@musicmatty67 Check us out doin a take on your Classic...we need some coaching:))
Type in "musicmatty67 anticapation" in the Youtube search for our video of your classic hit:))
musicmatty67 5 months ago
mrs simon you are hot in video veangence that song is older but it kicks ass
mikehuber100 5 months ago
I'd tell you how great you look but my girlfriend might get mad. She kind of keeps me on a tight leash. : /
InfoWarsTV2 6 months ago
Where are the paparazzi to sneak up on you and post a cover story: "Carly Simon has one foot in the grave!" Lol, Carly, baby, you're looking maahhhvelous.
camerrill 6 months ago
Love your confidence. Love mine too - but wish I didn't have to wait until I was 52 to feel it !!! It must be hellish for young girls today with 'lad mags' punting out the image of smooth perfection, and they can do it so well thanks to technology and surgery. Females have been brought up for centuries to do thier best to 'please' males - and I LOVE pleasing my male . . . am I the only woman left on the planet with a furry pussy????
ChinaRosesMagicArse 6 months ago
Older and wiser!
PetersenSound 6 months ago
it's a womans attitude that makes her beautiful, i'll take a "seasoned" woman like this over a 20 yr old blond anyday
aknowneemus 7 months ago
Big girl!
vaccavo 7 months ago
I love you, Carly!!!! Thanks for the laugh!!!
quitchawhining 8 months ago
Wow! You are such a riot! I love your humor. You could call it 'The Carly Simon treatment for blue days and low times'. A great way to boost the mood. Thanks!
thistlesw 8 months ago
Carly, hello. Great to meet the famous carly simon!
apfire8 9 months ago
you are so funny
xXKittyxCat 9 months ago
Carly amo suas musica vc é LINDA te amo !!!!sou sua fã ^^
sempresarahjackson 9 months ago
Seu espírito sempre será jovem Carl Simon. EU TE AMO.
eduardosimoes71 9 months ago
I didn't think I could love you any more, but after watching this video, I DO!!! I love you even more!!! you're so funny and so real! mwaahh xox
SuperC888 10 months ago
In comparison the other singers (not all) who think they are stars on earth (poor thing). You are the sun, as you are authenticating to smile, DO NOT NEED ANYTHING! Keep this way, the age is upon us, and I am also, and I'll continue to make life happy child in me and always be a playful, happy to say clown bring joy to others, this is what matter. Before you a beautiful voice, you're passing Carly showing an immense joy to be spontaneous and always true. one thousand kisses atcha
emiliarmstrong 1 year ago
Carly you ever done a show in Brazil? Please come and I want to see you! You are very disrespectful and I love it!
emiliarmstrong 1 year ago
ok carly,and what did you have for breakfast?
vrp52 1 year ago
Hey who my age needs pencil I look that wan without any inhancement...
sixtiesforever1966 1 year ago
OMG, Carly is a real hoot! I love that she is so un-guarded and willing to allow her fans/public to see her out of her "star persona".
My hat is off to you Carly!
EyeSmart 1 year ago
Ok...this is absolutely hilarious...talk about down to earth
strutinternational 1 year ago
I LOVE the earring collection behind her! Gimee!
depplelk 1 year ago
i think you look younger after because of your smile hehe
ricochetVendetta 1 year ago
Carly Simon, I don't think you'll ever look old. Also, I love your sense of humor. You are a real day brightener :) :)
mshockey73 1 year ago 12
i am ocean sray.
laneatlileden 1 year ago
@laneatlileden add= P
laneatlileden 1 year ago
@laneatlileden IMEAN+++++
laneatlileden 1 year ago
@laneatlileden i have no clue what this means. this is scarry.
laneatlileden 11 months ago
she doesn't look or sound like carly?, i don't understand this video
tovell3 1 year ago
I love you Carly...because you are totally Real...Genuine...Beautiful...and you're an awesome singer...love your voice and music...and you...oh...and you're hilarious to boot! ;))
MrKingsRow 1 year ago
LOL!!!! Love it!!!
lisahuskey 1 year ago
doesn't she have anything else to do? This is weird!
AlandChrissy 1 year ago
your still gorgeous. YOu are so funny! will you marry me?
jimmycoolcap 1 year ago
Thanks, Carly....what fun! I see you're a big "earrings" girl, too!!
viewdemonde 1 year ago
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Wow... your not so vain!
Kamakazoo 1 year ago
You are too funny, Carly!!
ambermum 1 year ago
wtf
CHEWBAKKAJOHN 1 year ago
God that is stage makeup 101, love it and you Carly!
twilliger123 1 year ago
Too funny! LOL
lowee40 1 year ago
i like this video!
123sharpei 1 year ago
I think the ocean air is making you crazy! :)
dmnarc 1 year ago
SO FUNNY YET SO TRUE.
mountfujiave 1 year ago
your most beautiful naked. yep, naked.
laneatlileden 2 years ago
Love you Carly!
Commonsensitivity 2 years ago
LOL! Love you Carly! You couldn't MAKE yourself look bad.
SilentStefan 2 years ago 6
Genious!
timothydb 2 years ago
How did you still look hot at the end of that?
shnooger 2 years ago
the internet is amazing...I get to see my all-time favorite singer hamming it up right in my own living room.
barrycove 2 years ago 2
Carly you are sooo funny! I am cracking up.
SKennedy2009 2 years ago
Carly, I love your silly side!!
bonjourdadou 2 years ago 2
you left me speechless and that's hard to do...LOL..5*
FASHIONCONSPIRACY 2 years ago
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THOES ARE NOT GOOD TIPS U DUMB WOMAN
sharnett08 2 years ago
Carly Simon you cannot hide your beauty no matter what!
TurboJamJenn 2 years ago 2
I love your silliness!
wolph123 2 years ago 2
I have the best way to LOOK 10-yrs. younger (((wink wink.)))...... I just tell everyone I am ten yrs. older heheheheheheh
cosmicku 2 years ago
Yes, Memorial Day is one of my favorites too
heyss 2 years ago
you're so silly
xoxoxox
Obamaslama 2 years ago 2
you are spoiling us. but keep it up... ;-)
jwr3281 2 years ago
hahahaha great I love it
heyss 2 years ago
My favorite part was "shade in any brown spots to make them look darker."
I look forward to more tips (beauty or otherwise) you're willing to share.
~HappyJan~
coralprincess25 2 years ago
That's the funniest thing I've seen in a while.
Thanks for making me laugh.
I think being "brave" enough to allow ourselves to become visibly older is the new avantgarde thing to do - of course that shouldn't require any bravery, but you know how all these photoshoped magazine covers have manipulated our beauty standards.
Looking old is beautiful.
AndreSeifertMusic 2 years ago
Hahaha! I love you Carly!
trevorhoen 2 years ago 2
Hahaha! It's so great to see you're not "so vain". Just very funny and good-natured.
Still quite an attractive woman, and a good sense of humor just adds to the sexiness.
bisbos91 2 years ago
i've tried to look older. i've tried everything from drinking myself blind and getting only two hours sleep to sunbathing without sunscrean in the blasting july sun but i only look younger and younger - not to mention more desirable and seeing that i wear no makeup, i really don't think your tips would work for me... and also carly, i don't think your tips work for you either. you still look very young and very HOT. yes you do.
swampzoid 2 years ago
"Visibly older in just 20 seconds!" love it!
visualalchemist 2 years ago